Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

This Tathagata is a real chicken thief.

Sun Hao decided to smash the jar directly, suspecting on the spot that Tathagata should inspect the goods...

But Tathagata has many thieves?

Seeing that Sun Hao's face was not right, he hurriedly said: "Amitabha Buddha is so good, since you have got the scriptures, you should go back quickly!"

After the Tathagata finished speaking, he waved his hand, and in an instant a gust of wind blew up Sun Hao and Tang Sanzang, including the two big boxes of scriptures, and blew them away.

"I want to...test..."

It was still too late for Sun Hao, and was once again defeated by Tathagata's shamelessness.

too difficult.

Tathagata finished these, looked at the Buddhas, Bodhisattvas and Arhats on the field and said:

"Amitabha, good is good."

"If you want to obtain the scriptures, you need to have sincerity, step by step, go through ninety-nine and 81 difficulties, and you can get the scriptures and achieve positive results."

"How can it be counted when it flies directly like this? If it can be counted like this, it's better for me to send it directly."

"Ha ha."

As the Tathagata spoke, he also smiled.

Pohou, fight with you like a brother, do you have the strength?

"Amitabha, good is good."

"Buddha, great kindness."

Everyone: The Buddha is amazing, the Buddha is 666.

Guanyin also breathed a sigh of relief at this time, the dead monkey is simply too difficult to deal with, the mind-eyed monkey...

Tathagata looked at Avalokitesvara and said:

"Avalokitesvara, you should go find the Sanzangs and pass on my words about this matter, and explain it to them."

"Yes, Buddha."

Guanyin nodded in response and left directly.

Tusita Palace.

The Jade Emperor smiled and said, "This is the Tathagata! It's the third time he's been a rascal. If Sun Hao hadn't been blown away, he must have overturned this time."

"But it's true. He was forced to do this. If he didn't do this, he would not be Sun Hao's opponent at all, and there would be nothing to watch."

Laojun nodded with a smile and said: "Yes! He can't keep cheating others, there is always someone who can take care of him and keep him under control!"

"There are people outside people, and there are days outside the sky."

In the Three Realms, if no one can rule Sun Hao, then he won't go to heaven?

If there is no rivalry, then he will bully others shamelessly every day, and it will be the same, which is probably not good-looking.

Occasionally seeing Sun Hao deflated, this is the normal way to open it, isn't it?

The two of them thought it was okay.

Sun Hao: Did little Heizi show his chicken feet?

Say it!

Sun Hao and Tang Sanzang were blown out of Lingshan by the Tathagata, and then the Tathagata was also narrow-minded, and the two of them were directly thrown into the river.

This Hesun Haomeng didn't recognize him at first glance, anyway, what to say, it's just four words, it's so big.

But it's all little things.

Sun Hao is not the few people in the original book who get into trouble when they see the river. In the original book, the great sage Monkey King, the marshal Zhu Bajie, the rolling curtain general Sha Monk, and the third prince of the Dragon Palace of the West Sea...

In the later stage, one can perform better than the other.

Not only can't drag Tang Sanzang to fly over, even the fuck can't fly over by himself, he even forgot that he can fly through the clouds.

And ah!

When encountering a river, the golden cudgel becomes longer and poked, isn't it just a bridge?

There is more!

Damn, monsters can fly around Tang Sanzang, and some disciples said that mortals can't memorize it, they can't memorize it.

old actor.

This is not.

The moment he fell into the river just now, Sun Hao dragged Tang Sanzang and those few boxes and flew directly to the shore. To Tang Sanzang, it was safe and sound.

"Oh, I'm scared to death as a teacher. The Buddha is too careless. Next time I see him, I have to talk about him. If it weren't for the eldest brother, the teacher would have drowned."

Tang Sanzang muttered while twisting the water from his trouser legs.

Sun Hao looked at Tang Sanzang, opened those boxes, and took out the scriptures inside. Sun Hao didn't need to look at them, they were all fakes! !

Sun Hao panicked and said:

"Oh my god!"

"Master, come and see, the Buddha is actually playing with you, the scriptures here are all fake, there is not a word, the Buddha is really playing with you!"

"Damn it, did Master play with you often?"

Tathagata: ? ? ?

Tang Sanzang:? ? ?

Tang Sanzang was wringing the water out of his trouser legs, and when he heard Sun Hao's words, he hurried over and froze instantly when he saw these wordless scriptures.

"This…"

"How could this be?"

"Does the Buddha think that I am not sincere in learning the scriptures?"

Tang Sanzang was really dumbfounded, that guy even forgot about his troubles.

Sun Hao said flickeringly from the side: "What's not sincere, I think the Tathagata is clearly playing with you."

"Master, I really don't feel worthy for you. You see, you are a good brother of the Tang Dynasty. You risked your life to learn the scriptures, and the Tathagata still plays with you..."

"Why don't we stop doing it, let's go back to Datang, and we will set up a college with both civil and military skills. I will teach martial arts and you will teach literature, and we will read thousands of volumes, benefiting all beings and passing on positive energy!"

Tang Sanzang stood there dumbfounded and said nothing.

Guanyin who just arrived was also speechless.

Not Bilian Sun Wukong.

You are unreasonable about this.

I have given you the [-] golden pills, how can you handle the work of the canopy?

Inciting and bewitching, you are the task of the canopy.

What's the matter with you?

You are the master C who fights monsters, can you not mind your own business?

Avalokitesvara hurriedly appeared at this time, if she didn't hurry up to explain, Sun Hao might really have brought him back to Datang.

After all, this monkey doesn't talk about Wude.

"Amitabha, good is good."

Avalokitesvara appeared above the heads of the two of them. She was dressed in white and held a jade bottle in her hand. She exuded a holy light, and her temperament was inviolable.

This is different from Sun Hao seeing her alone in the past. Sun Hao usually sees her more casually. Maybe he is pretending to be serious because Tang San is hiding.

When Tang Sanzang saw Guanyin, he hurriedly saluted:

"Amitabha."

"Disciple Tang Sanzang, pay homage to sister Guanyin."

Sun Hao glanced at Guanyin, but didn't bother to talk to her.

Seeing Sun Hao ignoring Guanyin, Tang Sanzang was a little confused and said, "Brother, why don't you greet Guanyin Bodhisattva politely?"

"My teacher thinks that we should be polite. Even if the Buddha and Bodhisattva played with us, we should still be polite. Presumably the Buddha and Bodhisattva will not play with us for nothing. Here..."

"..."

Tang Sanzang started his performance.

Sun Hao stood beside him with a calm face and did not speak to stop him.

Guanyin was also stunned for a moment, it seemed to be a bit of a thing.

Chapter 231 Master, Look She's Fierce

In the end, Guanyin couldn't stand it any longer, and stopped him, saying, "Sanzang, stop talking, just listen to me first!"

"When I first met you, I told you that learning the scriptures requires going through many hardships, ninety-nine and eighty-one hardships, and only then can you achieve a positive result."

"If you want to obtain the scriptures, you need to be sincere, and walk step by step from Datang to Lingshan."

"Advising people to do good deeds along the way, subduing demons and eliminating demons, promoting my Buddha, and finally going through disasters, reaching Lingshan, cultivating positive results, and becoming a Buddha on the spot."

"Now, do you understand?

Tang Sanzang hurriedly nodded and saluted and replied:

"The disciple understands, Amitabha."

"Thank you, Sister Guanyin."

Avalokitesvara saw that Tang Sanzang had untied his heart knot, left a sentence "Amitabha is good and good", and was about to leave.

Sun Hao suddenly shouted at this moment:

"Wait a minute, don't rush away!"

"You made it clear to him, you have to tell me too, don't you? If you don't explain it to me today, then I'll tell you, there's no end to it. "

Sun Hao was not happy about this.

what's going on?

Explain to Tang Sanzang, not to me?

underestimate me?

Guanyin said strangely:

"I just said, didn't you both listen?"

"Do you still want to let me talk to you alone?"

Guanyin is also convinced.

Are you looking for trouble?

Tang Sanzang was a little confused, looked at Sun Hao and said, "Brother, sister Guanyin should be quite busy too, why don't I explain to you as a teacher later?"

Sun Hao pretended to be angry and said:

"This matter, I get angry when I think about it, Guanyin, you said it yourself, since this is the case, why didn't you tell me when you were in the Daxiong Palace?"

"Why did you give us a fake scripture, deliberately spare us a circle to deceive us, don't you treat us as wronged seeds?"

"Let me tell you, I feel that my personality has been insulted and deceived. If you don't explain this clearly, you are clearly doing it. You look down on us and treat us as wronged. Master, you said, this is how it is done. Is it?"

"It's enough for them to make it clear in Lingshan. They have to spare us, give me fake scriptures, and play us as big grievances. They are playing us, teasing us, insulting us, looking down on us, and despising us. Master, you are not allowed to stand up for your disciples?"

After Sun Hao finished talking, Tang Sanzang became more and more wrong, and his face changed a little. He looked at Guanyin and asked:

"Bodhisattva, what my elder brother said is right. Since this is the case, why didn't you tell us earlier and lie to us with fake scriptures. You see, elder brother is very angry."

"The disciples can't see it anymore."

Guanyin was dumbfounded.