Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

"Sometimes fate must be there, and fate is always forced. Life is not satisfactory in this world. The Ming Dynasty spreads and makes boats."

"The past is the past, as you once said, there are arrangements in the dark, don't you?"

Guanyin: ...

Guanyin thought, I really want to give you a big mouth.

Sun Hao suddenly asked again:

"Well, Bodhisattva, aren't you going back today?"

Guanyin's eyes were a bit resentful, and the dead monkey was talking nonsense. He was affectionate just now, but now there are arrangements.

That's it.

Guanyin said: "Well! I really want to leave, you think about it again, I will come back to you in a few days."

Guanyin left after finishing speaking, and she was not vague. She really didn't want to talk nonsense with Sun Hao, it was too annoying.

That Guanyin is really convinced sometimes, even if Sun Hao simply chats with him a few words, he can kill him.

When Avalokitesvara goes back, he will naturally go back to Lingshan, and find Tathagata to discuss whether to give Sun Hao some golden pills and let him compromise.

Sun Hao looked at the back of Guanyin leaving, and sneered in his heart, hum!Apart from the bumpy head of Tathagata, I, Sun Hao, are still the most beautiful boy in the Three Realms.

Guanyin?

Your kung fu is still far behind.

half a month later.

Guanyin is here again.

This…

This time she came with Jindan.

Seeing Guanyin, Sun Hao pretended to be confused and asked, "Bodhisattva, don't you practice every day? Why do I feel that you are always idle?"

Guanyin was instantly angry.

Still have the face to ask?

What the hell isn't it you, a dead monkey, who has the most things to do every day, and is so busy with your business every day, how can you have time to practice or something?

For other Buddhist scriptures, it can be done in one trip.

You come here again and again, and after you come here again and again, your legs are broken every day.

Speaking of this, Ao An'er, who was suffering from the beginning, has been a teacher for a long time and has not seen Guanyin a few times, whether it is suffering or not.

"I... you care about me?"

Guanyin said angrily, and thought about it in his heart, how to talk to the stone monkey next?

Speaking of this matter, Guanyin felt that Taibai Jinxing should actually be invited to talk to Sun Hao about apprenticeship with Tang Sanzang...

After all, Taibai Jinxing's ability is really great, and she is very good at trying to figure out people's hearts, which she, Guanyin, has to admire.

Guanyin was silent for a while and asked:

"Sun Hao, you really don't want to worship Tang Sanzang as your teacher?"

Sun Hao said unhappily: "Bodhisattva, if you still recognize me as a friend, don't mention this matter again."

Guanyin frowned, stared at Sun Hao and said:

"I'm not going to tell you nonsense, one thousand gold pills, apprentice Tang Sanzang, honestly follow him to learn scriptures, how about it?"

Sun Hao frowned, looked at Guanyin and replied seriously: "I will give you a thousand gold pills, you come to learn from Tang Sanzang, or you come to learn from me, how about it?"

When Guanyin heard this, his face turned cold instantly, and he said angrily: "Sun Hao, I am talking to you seriously, can you talk well?"

Sun Hao looked at Guanyin, and the two looked at each other. He said, "Do you think I am joking with you?"

Chapter 225 Apprenticeship to each other, each discussing each other (three more)

Guanyin was a little confused at the moment, and asked:

"What do you mean, aren't you kidding me with what you just said?"

Sun Hao said angrily:

"If you think I'm joking with you, then you were the one who joked with me first, a thousand gold pills?"

"I'll give you [-], and you will worship me as your teacher now, are you willing?"

"Also, I am brothers with the Jade Emperor Laojun, and the queen mother is my own sister. You asked me to learn from Tang Sanzang, what's the matter, do you want my two brothers and sisters to be a generation younger than Tang Sanzang?"

"Give back a thousand gold pills, you are insulting me, you are insulting my elder brother, my elder brother and my sister Wang, don't you understand?"

Sun Hao was very disappointed with Guanyin, she looked down on others, and wanted to bow her head after a thousand golden pills?Anyway, I am also the man who robbed Lingxiao Palace.

"two thousand!"

Guanyin added a price.

Sun Hao glanced at Avalokitesvara with a face full of disdain, just add it like this, even if Tang Sanzang is here, you will not be able to add to my psychological expectations, and you will be just talking nonsense.

Guanyin felt a little depressed, this dead monkey is really hard to deal with!If it goes on like this, the five thousand golden elixir given by Tathagata is probably a miscalculation.

"Two thousand and five!"

Sun Hao didn't reply, just took out a gourd from his body, and poured golden pills into his mouth, one guy poured out a lot, hundreds of...

"Woo...you...why?"

Sun Hao's mouth was full, and he said something perfunctory.

drop!

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999.×99"

Do not envy or hate.

Although Avalokitesvara has a high status and strength, she is not inferior to the golden elixir, but she has never taken it like this, and she has never eaten the golden elixir like a jelly bean.

Looking at it this way, Guanyin now also feels that Sun Hao's rapid improvement in cultivation must be inseparable from so many resources.

If anyone can keep eating like this, even a pig can pile up to Da Luo Jinxian.

"four thousand!"

Guanyin gritted his teeth.

Sun Hao shook his head and said lightly:

"Bodhisattva, I don't think there is any need to talk about it anymore. You are not sincere, you really are not sincere."

"I won't say anything else, do you know who the master who taught me this skill is?"

"Back then, there was a man named Patriarch Bodhi. He wanted me to worship him as a teacher. I didn't pay attention to him because of what he was like. Your sincerity is too far away."

Boom!

Guanyin's heart skipped a beat when he heard Sun Hao's words, and so did the Tathagata of Lingshan...

Even the Jade Emperor and Laojun in Tushita Palace were stunned suddenly.

Yup!

Damn, what did Patriarch Bodhi do in order to accept this apprentice?

You got those three melons and two dates, don't say whether Sun Hao is willing or not, then the Bodhi patriarch knows, I'm afraid he will die of anger on the spot.

Guanyin was really defeated.

If Sun Hao is talking about the old emperor Jade Emperor and Queen Mother and the others, Guanyin can still say, what do you do with them as a teacher?

Queen Mother: Xiao Guan, this is really my brother.

Jade Emperor: Xiaoguan, although he is not my younger brother, he is my idol.

Laojun: Xiaoguan, he is also my idol.

This…

If Sun Hao wanted to talk about Patriarch Bodhi, Avalokitesvara miscalculated, Tathagata miscalculated, and Jade Emperor Laojun never thought of it.

Guanyin looked at Sun Hao, somewhat defeated and said:

"Tell me, what do you want?"

Having said this, Guanyin knew in his heart that this dead monkey was silent, and he was afraid that he had planned to come here a long time ago.

Sun Hao said calmly:

"Actually, let me tell you the truth, Bodhisattva, you are just too strong. Sometimes things go wrong, why can't we each take a step back?"

"For example, both of us take a step back, and I worship Tang Sanzang as my teacher to learn his... Buddhism. Yes, you said that his Buddhism is profound, right?"

Guanyin nodded.

Sun Hao continued:

"Then he worships me as a teacher and learns my skills. Then my skills are not worth mentioning. The sky and the earth are full of drizzle. Let's understand the Taoism of Taiqing?"

"This supreme spell, not to mention you, even Tathagata Buddha Burning Lamp Buddha, doesn't it?"

What the hell?

Guanyin looked at Sun Hao in bewilderment.

Lingshan.

Tathagata and the others looked at the projection screen, and their faces were full of bewilderment!

Including Jade Emperor and Laojun.

They were thinking, isn't this special girl messed up?

Why does he worship you as a teacher, and you worship him as a teacher, the relationship between you is too messy, right?

Guanyin was also speechless and said: "Sun Hao, you... what nonsense are you talking about, how can you still worship each other, why does he worship you as a teacher, and you worship him as a teacher, who is whose master?"

"Aren't you completely messed up?"

Sun Hao looked at Guanyin, thought for a while and asked:

"Is this messy?"

"Then you feel confused, let's change the term again, I worship him as a teacher, he recognizes me as the eldest brother, and I teach him Kung Fu, okay?"

Guanyin said unhappily:

"Aren't you still talking nonsense?"

"Say it yourself, if this is the case, should Tang Sanzang call you apprentice, or elder brother? Or master? What do you call him?"

drop!

"Mission, you recognize me as the big brother, and I will teach you Kung Fu. Take Tang Sanzang as an apprentice/little brother, train Tang Sanzang to become a talent, and the reward for completing the mission: Chaos Orb."

"Chaos Orb: The treasure of chaos, refining it can easily open up an inner world."

Ay Ya I gi?

When Sun Hao heard about the system's mission, he couldn't be happier. Isn't that what I want?

perfect.

Sun Hao thought about it in his heart. To complete this task, he needed to cultivate Tang Sanzang to become a talent. Then there would be no problem with the mutual apprenticeship he was talking about just now.

Correct!

As long as the matter of apprenticeship to each other and being a disciple of Tang Sanzang is established, there is no problem with the Tathagata.

If Tang Sanzang were to be apprenticed to himself, the basic relationship of the learning team could not be established, and Lingshan would never agree. This is the most perfect way.

Of course, you have to add money!

Sun Hao explained with a smile:

"Look at you, the structure is small, Bodhisattva, you are small, can't we talk about each other?"

"I call him Master, and he calls me Big Brother, isn't that all right?"