Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

Laojun looked at the two of them, but didn't say a word. He watched the two of them leave with strange eyes. He thought to himself, "Live a good life when you go home, and don't fight any more."

After the two left, the Jade Emperor appeared and said:

"Old gentleman, do you dare to make a bet with me, I don't think this matter is over yet..."

"What's the matter?" the old man asked.

"It must be a matter of who Sun Hao and Tang Sanzang worship as their teacher." Jade Emperor said.

Laojun was taken aback for a moment, and said angrily:

"That's no nonsense, Guanyin invited him to go back to these seven hundred golden pills. It has nothing to do with that. I'll bet on you!"

"Hey, it's a good thing that the golden core is not familiar this time, otherwise that Pohou would definitely not keep it for me."

Soon after, Marble Mountains.

Avalokitesvara and Sun Hao came back from Tushita Palace without saying a word.

The cave was in a mess, and all the decorative furniture that Sun Hao had arranged were gone.

Hey.

Thinking of this, Sun Hao thought of the fierce battle just now, and also remembered the secret of the big mole on Guanyin's chest. Thinking about it, he felt a little hard to calm down.

Recalling the scene of the gossip furnace last time, Sun Hao found it even more difficult to calm down.

At this moment, Sun Hao looked at Guanyin and said, "I told you, Laojun is my elder brother, and Tushita Palace is my home, don't you believe me?"

"What is my status, what is his status, do you think it is appropriate for me to worship him as a teacher?"

"I, Sun Hao, Sun Wukong, Monkey King, I used to be the man who once sat in the position of the Jade Emperor. Do I want to lose face?"

Guanyin frowned and asked, "When did you become the Jade Emperor?"

Sun Hao said calmly:

"I want to know! OK, let me tell you, that was when I took advantage of the Jade Emperor to go to Tushita Palace and rob the Lingxiao Palace last time, and I sat in the seat of the Jade Emperor. , I never brag!"

Guanyin: ? ? ?

Avalokitesvara was dumbfounded, cooperating with you as the Jade Emperor, that's what it means, that is, I really sat in the Jade Emperor's position!

Guanyin was speechless, looked at Sun Hao and said seriously: "If you worship him as your teacher, when you arrive at Lingshan later, your merits will be immeasurable, and both of you can become Buddhas. When he becomes a Buddha, you will be his teacher." Apprentice, it’s nothing, is it?”

Guanyin tried very hard to persuade Sun Hao, trying to reason with Sun Hao slowly, if he did something, this shameless person would go back to her mother's house again.

Sun Hao looked at Guanyin and said in silence:

"Then let's talk about it after you let him become a Buddha, and there is... no one really thinks that a Buddha is worthy of being my master, right?"

drop!

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999.×99"

"Negative emotions from the Buddhas of Lingshan +999.×9"

Guanyin couldn't help but widen her eyes, and looked at Sun Hao incredulously, you are too floating a dead monkey, aren't you?

Believe it or not, I will smack you?

Is this what made you talk nonsense?

How much strength do you have, do you dare to speak wild words?

Guanyin said angrily:

"Sun Hao! You see clearly who you are, you are a natural born stone monkey, you become a spirit from a stone monkey, what face do you have?"

"How many mistakes have you made in the heavenly court? The kindness of the Buddha didn't kill you. He gave you a chance to reform, and gave you a chance to cultivate a righteous fruit and become a Buddha. How dare you say such outrageous words?"

Sun Hao said angrily:

"What's the matter? What's the matter? What's the matter with the stone monkey becoming a spirit? Did you eat your rice and drink your soup?"

"I warn you, don't look down on stones and monkeys, what do you know, stones and monkeys are... yes..."

Guanyin squinted his eyes and asked, "What is it?"

Sun Hao said seriously:

"Love!"

"Ah!"

Good guy!

At this moment, Guanyin's complexion suddenly changed, and her exquisite face suddenly became amused, and she was really amused by Sun Hao.

Sun Hao looked at Guanyin and fell silent.

for a while.

Sun Hao looked at Guanyin quietly, and Guanyin looked at Sun Hao strangely, neither of them spoke again.

then.

Guanyin frowned and asked:

"Pomonkey, what are you looking at?"

Sun Hao said sincerely:

"Look at you, you look beautiful."

"Your eyes are very similar to a childhood friend of mine..."

Laojun: Yo?

Jade Emperor: Is this what you're doing?

Guanyin saw Sun Hao say this, and saw that he seemed to be lost in memory, so he was in a bad mood.

I bother!

You can pull it down!

If I hadn't known that the person you mentioned was called Doudou, if it hadn't been for that Doudou, I would have almost believed in your evil.

Chapter 224 Are You So Free Every Day?

Pohou, talk about your childhood sweetheart every day, I have only known you for a few days, my childhood sweetheart with you, why don't you say it was love at first sight, oh no, love at first sight?

Avalokitesvara thought.

This is not.

Sun Hao couldn't help sighing again:

"It's a pity that good fortune makes people, good fortune makes people! Doudou and I, our childhood sweethearts, fell in love at first sight, and we fell in love with each other, but we can't stay together forever..."

"Once upon a time, the past will never come again~"

"Red and red fallen leaves, long buried in the dust~"

"A sea of ​​bitterness turns love and hate~"

"It's hard to escape fate in this world~..."

That guy, Sun Hao, didn't wait for Guanyin to interrupt, and even composed a piece of music for himself, singing "the love of my life".

Really:

There is a heartbroken song, and there is no fragrant grass anywhere in the world.

Guanyin looked at Sun Hao and was shocked, her eyes were red and her eye sockets were moist.

It's so touching, so touching, what an infatuated monkey, if I, Guanyin, were not the person involved, I would have been moved to tears by you.

such a pity!

The only fly in the ointment is that the person involved is me.

Tusita Palace.

The Jade Emperor watched Sun Hao's affectionate song on the projection screen, and immediately applauded.

"it is good!"

"Not bad."

clap clap clap!

Laojun, who was drinking tea, almost vomited on the Jade Emperor. He said angrily, "Don't be so surprised, what! Applause here?"

The Jade Emperor said with a smile:

"The next Danyuan Conference, I will definitely invite him to come up to do the show, oh yes... Laojun, after Sun Hao finished singing, don't you have any resonance and recall something?"

"For example, have you ever had such a story?"

The Jade Emperor looked at Laojun with a half-smile.

Laojun pretended to be confused and said: "Are you kidding me? Where did I go before? Aren't you fooling around?"

The Jade Emperor shook his head and asked again:

"Can you fool me? Everyone has come here, what do you have to pretend to me?"

joke.

The Jade Emperor would not believe what Laojun said, but whoever was born with spiritual wisdom is the Jade Emperor?Who is a quasi-sage, a saint?

Who hasn't had a youthful time?

To say that gods have no feelings is pure nonsense.

The higher the cultivation base, the longer the life, and the more things you will experience. You have been retreating in the cave, and you have not even entered the world. How can you cultivate?

Among the immortals in the heaven, which one has no past, which one has not gone to the world to experience and cultivate the state of mind?

In fact, the gods don't have the seven emotions and six desires, this is pure nonsense, because he was not born like that, the gods can only say that they have lived too long.

I have seen and heard a lot.

I have experienced many things.

They are in a high mood, it's not that they have no feelings, desires and desires...

Laojun denied it at this time: "Don't talk nonsense, I really don't..."

The old gentleman said in his heart: "I am the ancestor of Taoism! You Jade Emperor has a wife and a daughter. If you admit those romantic things casually, can I have a bad image?"

"Why don't you go next door and ask Tathagata?"

Marble Mountains.

Guanyin is a little speechless now, she is thinking, should I cooperate and pretend to be very moved?

Oh, right.

Avalokitesvara suddenly remembered, looked at Sun Hao and said: "Well, you are apprenticed to Tang Sanzang, and when you go all the way to Lingshan, let the Buddha help you, don't you want to find Doudou?"

"You went to learn Buddhist scriptures from Tang Sanzang, and you have achieved the right result and become a Buddha. How about asking the Buddha to help you go to Doudou and find it?"

"Uh?"

"Can it still be like this?"

Sun Hao looked at Avalokitesvara, he was also confused, isn't Doudou your Avalokitesvara?

Why don't you just stare and talk nonsense?

I also almost believed in your evil.

Guanyin nodded and said solemnly:

"Why not, you learn from Tang Sanzang as your teacher, and go to Lingshan with him to learn scriptures, and when you arrive at Lingshan, let the Buddha use his supernatural powers to find Doudou back."

"No problem, trust me."

I believe in you.

In order to trick me into learning Buddhist scriptures, you told me nonsense, one after another, Sun Hao suddenly pretended to be indifferent to everything, and said:

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, good and good."