Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

Guanyin: ...

Tathagata: ...

Jade Emperor and Laojun:! ! !

All of a sudden, it seemed that the entire Three Realms were quiet.

Guanyin, including Tathagata and the Jade Emperor, are all thinking about Sun Hao's words, what about this!

It's hard to say, hard to understand.

Sun Hao didn't speak in a hurry, so he gave Guanyin time to think, and Guanyin was really out of his mind.

Outrageous!

Outrageous!

"Oh, by the way, Sun Hao, let me ask you, whether you let Tang Sanzang worship you as a teacher or recognize you as a big brother or something, you want to worship Tang Sanzang as a teacher and be his big disciple, it's okay Yes or no?"

Guanyin asked.

Sun Hao nodded and began to explain:

"That's right. Forget it, I'll tell you a metaphor. You'll understand after I finish."

"Look! Yang Chan is the Jade Emperor's niece, and Hong'er is the Jade Emperor's daughter. Then I married Yang Chan and Hong'er at the same time. Do you think Yang Jian calls me brother-in-law or brother-in-law?"

"Does the Jade Emperor call me my son-in-law, or my nephew and son-in-law?"

Laojun laughed "giggle", the Jade Emperor's face turned dark, and he cursed in his heart: "RNM refund the money!"

Guanyin nodded half-understood and said, "You mean, this is just a two-layer relationship?"

"Everything?"

"Correct answer." Sun Hao said.

Guanyin said thoughtfully, "Wait a minute, I'll go back to Lingshan and tell the Buddha about this, you're still a bit messed up."

Sun Hao nodded and said, "Okay! There is one more thing, [-] golden elixirs must be lost."

"what?"

Just as Guanyin was about to leave, he was stunned when he heard this.

"Sun Hao, don't go too far."

"I'll give you [-] at most, you... just [-], no more."

Chapter 226 Master and Disciple Gather Together

Sun Hao said with a straight face:

"The [-] golden elixir is his apprenticeship fee. I won't let him eat, drink and sleep in the future, and he won't need resources to practice kung fu?"

"Anyway, this is my condition. You can decide for yourself. If you don't agree, I'll go back to my mother's house. Bah, I'll go to the Eight Diagrams Stove."

With a dark face, Guanyin gave Sun Hao a cold look, and hurried back to Lingshan without saying a word.

bother.

Really annoying.

She didn't ask Sun Hao's apprenticeship fee, after all, they made Sun Hao apprentice, but...

This is also Sun Haofei's request for Tang Sanzang to be a teacher!

Isn't this a double standard?

Guanyin left.

Sun Hao sat in the cave with a calm face, thinking about how to get Tang Sanzang and cultivate Fahai in the future.

duang!

A gourd hit Sun Hao's head directly.

Sun Hao looked confused, and then took a look.

Jindan one.

My brother pulled it?

The last time I sold [-], today is only one?

Sun Hao was moved in his heart, my elder brother is a good man, he is so poor that he can't get rid of the pot, and he also brushes for me when he eats instant noodles, he loves him.

Jade Emperor: I just hit you on purpose.

Lingshan.

Avalokitesvara didn't need to speak, Tathagata had already seen everything that happened just now.

In this regard, Tathagata thought the same as Avalokitesvara.

It doesn't matter what Sun Hao says about him, as long as Sun Hao is Tang Sanzang's disciple, his first disciple, and a Buddhist scripture learner, that's enough.

As for the others, to be honest, Tathagata doesn't want to talk nonsense with Sun Hao, what big brother is practicing kung fu, you hurry up and get the hell out of me!

Then Xiaosan'er is my apprentice, do you need to teach him?

As for the [-] golden elixir, Tathagata also agreed to this matter, but the Tathagata's condition is that the golden elixir can be given to you, but you don't touch my apprentice, you can't teach him spells.

for a long time.

Guanyin returned to the Five Elements Mountain and told Sun Hao clearly what the Tathagata meant, and Sun Hao also nodded in agreement.

The two sides reached a perfect consensus.

[-] golden pills were credited.

py transaction completed.

For this reason, Sun Hao also earned more than 2000 million negative emotions from Lingshan...

Seeing that everything was done, Guanyin breathed a sigh of relief, monkey oh monkey... You alone are ten thousand times harder than the four of them...

Sun Hao looked at Guanyin, smiled and said:

"Bodhisattva, our cooperation is perfect, why don't you stay and have a drink together?"

"I'll prepare you vegetarian dishes this time, as well as flat peaches. How about I drink tea while you drink?"

Guanyin frowned, looked at Sun Hao and refused:

"No."

"We have already agreed, Sun Hao, don't break your word, or the Buddha can't seal you alone, and a few more people will definitely seal you."

Sun Hao said with a speechless face:

"No fun! Kindly invite you to dinner, heh, you are good, you threaten me?"

"Let me tell you, your secret, I'll eat it for the rest of my life, and you still threaten me..."

"What did you say?"

Guanyin's face turned cold instantly, and he looked directly at Sun Hao.

Sun Hao: ...

The Guanyin saw that Sun Hao didn't speak any more, so she turned and left.

Time is like an arrow, the sun and the moon are like a shuttle.

Really:

There is no time in the mountains, but there are 20 years in the world.

Sun Hao was in Huashan, and before playing with Yang Chan for a few years, he was found by Guanyin and rushed back to Wuxing Mountain ahead of schedule.

this day.

Sun Hao was sleeping in the cave, and Xiao Tang came.

Sun Hao also finally met Tang Sanzang, and he fell out of the Three Realms before this guy appeared. Sure enough, I, Lingming Stone Monkey, is the protagonist of Journey to the West, haha.

I saw that Xiao Tang's long skin and tender meat, if placed before Sun Hao crossed, he would be a proper fresh meat in the entertainment industry, but it's okay, he's not a mother.

Of course, looking for a girl in this period is like looking for a needle in a haystack. Even if she looks delicate, it is only feminine, and it has nothing to do with mothers.

Xiao Tang looked like this, Sun Hao felt pretty good, he looked handsome, not like an elm bump, but it was not as good as Yang Jian's face value, let alone his own face value.

This is not.

While Sun Hao was looking at Tang Sanzang and muttering in his heart, Tang Sanzang was leading a group of white horses and staring at Sun Hao curiously for a long time.

Finally, he spoke.

Tang Sanzang:

"Amitabha, goodness, goodness, the benefactor can't imagine that you live in such a deep hole, are you convenient every day?"

"Hmm... According to the poor monk, you must be a diligent person. There is no dirty smell in this cave. If you want to shit and pee, you have to run a long way out of the cave, right?"

"Actually, the poor monk thinks that this appearance is definitely inconvenient. You can use a basin or a chamber pot for convenience. Blame me, blame me, I forgot to bring it for you when I came out of Tang Dynasty in a hurry."

"Oh, by the way, I'm sorry I forgot to introduce myself. The poor monk Tang Sanzang came from the Tang Dynasty in the east and went to the west to worship Buddha and learn scriptures. The poor monk is an orphan. My father has been..."

"........."

"You must be the person that Sister Guanyin asked me to find. Sister Guanyin said, let me worship you as my teacher and recognize you as my eldest brother, and then you will worship me as my teacher and protect me to go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures..."

"But the poor monk thinks that your complexion is so good, your figure is so well proportioned, and your skin is fair and handsome. You are really a rare handsome man in the world. The poor monk doesn't look like a martial arts practitioner..."

"Do you know people who practice martial arts? They are all my followers. Unfortunately, they all died on the way. Do you have any special skills?"

"I've been talking for so long, what's your surname? Your mother's surname, where did your ancestors come from..."

"*******"

Sun Hao was dumbfounded.

I lost it!

Isn't this Luo... Luo... Luo Jiaying?

I rub!

Are there any bonuses?

Who will accompany me?

Sun Hao looked at the monk in front of him, his mouth was like a Gatling, and he couldn't help saying:

"Humans and demons are both born of mothers. The difference is that humans are born of people's mothers, and demons are born of demons' mothers. Hmm...what's your mother's name?"

"Being a demon is like being a human being. You must have a benevolent heart. As long as you have a benevolent heart, you will no longer be a demon, but a human demon."

Hearing the words, Tang Sanzang looked at Sun Hao seriously and said:

"this…"

"Maybe this is called fate. I didn't expect that your ideas coincided with mine. I don't know why. Hearing you say this, I feel like I'm living in your shadow..."

Sun Hao is happy.

Ok!

This is a bit interesting.

Not bad, this taste is very strong.

At this moment Tang Sanzang suddenly bowed and said:

"Disciple Tang Sanzang, pay homage to Master."

"Little brother Tang Sanzang, pay my respects to elder brother."

Uh.

Obviously.

Guanyin has already explained everything.

arranged.