That wonderful infinite world

Li Ke raised his fist, and the majestic power gathered in his hand. With his current ability, it is really no problem to open the atmosphere with one punch. The awakened dragon power can reach the center of the earth with one breath. , the problem of breaking the atmosphere is not very big.

However, his serious words made Jesus startled. He is indeed the Jesus of this world, but if he wants to open the atmosphere with a punch...

It can’t be done, and why should the words of Jesus block the punch that can break through the atmosphere?Is this some bloody battle manga?He is just a carpenter who wants everyone to be kind and live a happy life?Why do you need to master such a technology? !

And in order to verify whether he was Jesus, he had to punch him. Among his disciples, there were no such outrageous people!

But this feeling cannot be denied!

Jesus, who was on vacation, didn't think too much at all, but put on a handsome pose, and then looked at Li Ke.

"Open the atmosphere with a punch? Isn't that bad? Ultraviolet light and radiation, will it hurt other people?"

The calmness on his face made Li Ke a little suspicious, so he withdrew his strength and swung towards the opponent's head.

Now that you admit that you are Jesus, try it!

Li Ke thought so, and his fist did indeed rush towards the opponent's head.

But halfway through punching, he found that the bearded man who claimed to be Jesus had no reaction at all, and the movement of punching himself was not noticed by the other party at all.

He wasn't sure whether he was reckless or he hadn't noticed, so Li Ke stopped his fist the moment he was about to hit the opponent's forehead.

But the fist stopped, but the fist wind did not. The violent wind blew the mustache's hair and beard towards the back, and the calm expression on the other side's face instantly turned into dullness and astonishment.Coupled with his blown mustache and broom hair, Li Ke was finally able to confirm one thing.

The god in front of him was indeed not Jesus.

"...It seems impossible. In short, you'd better stop calling yourself Jesus. There are really gods in this world. And with your appearance, you claim to be Johnny Depp, who played the role of Captain Jack in Pirates of the Caribbean. Appropriate."

The real Jesus of this world looked at Li Ke in a daze. He really didn't react to the punch just now, and he really didn't have the strength to resist the previous punch.

To put it bluntly, he became a god because he was respected from the bottom of his heart by the principles and teachings he preached, as well as his personal actions, and then he became a god.

Although he is not afraid of force, he is not the kind of person who is particularly good at fighting.

And what the hell is piercing through the atmosphere?

Does the savior need to master this?

but……

"Ah... do you really think I look like Johnny Depp?"

Jesus looked happy, because he also thought Johnny Depp's Captain Jack was very handsome, so when Li Ke said that he looked like Captain Jack, he immediately forgot all the unpleasantness.

"It does look alike."

Li Ke nodded, the mustache in front of him really looked like Johnny Depp, especially the two mustaches.It's just that compared to Captain Jack, the person in front of him is more serious and cheerful, and he doesn't have the temperament of a ruffian.

"Oh, great, you really have taste, I want to bless you."

Jesus is really happy, so he can be more popular. After all, he lost two attentions on the earth a few days ago, which really made him sad, so he thought that changing his image might make him less attention back again.

Ah, the word attention is something he has learned recently. The number of attention in his mouth is now talking about the number of his followers.

"forget it."

Li Ke shook his head, looked at the screwhead who was preaching to the ghost, and then sighed, making Buddha, who thought he would be persecuted, stunned for a moment.

"You call yourself a Buddha, why do you still eat spices? Buddhism does not prohibit meat, but meat, but the fundamental reason for abstaining from meat is that after eating spices, you will have serious body posture. How dare you eat such heavy seasonings? Has the face to call himself Buddha?"

The Buddha was stupid. He thought it was enough to abide by the rhythm of not eating meat here. After all, this is Dongying. He needs to abide by the precepts and practice methods of the practitioners here, but is curry taboo in Dongying? !

So he immediately defended himself.

"Yes, but I'm an Indian! This is curry! Curry! As an Indian, isn't it normal for me to eat curry?"

Li Ke looked at the Buddha who was pointing at his skin, and lost the idea of ​​probing.

These two people are too weak, so weak that he is useless

"Ha, I don't even know what the fundamental purpose of the precepts is. Instead, I use the region as a shield. Do you think the great Buddha would care about his origin? And if you are a Buddha, please explain to me why he pays attention to doing good deeds and doing good deeds. Why did the good Buddha abandon his wife and children? If he could really abandon the dunya, why did he name his son Worry and Obstacle? And this behavior is not the same as his teachings? In addition, Tang Seng was in Lingshan Are you used to eating? Is the Ganges water really pure?"

A series of questions were asked by Li Ke. The Buddha was able to answer a lot, but he suffered serious psychological trauma from his behavior of abandoning his wife and children. Moreover, when Li Ke said that he used his regional background as a shield, he suddenly thought of his words and deeds in the past. It does have limitations.

The Buddha fell to the ground because of this. He hugged his legs and sat next to the electric pole, and his mood gradually became depressed.

"...Sorry, maybe I really don't deserve to be called a Buddha. I have been enlightened for so long, but I still make this mistake. I'm sorry, I failed your expectations. I will start from the amoeba. Starting to practice again..."

The Buddha looked hopeless in his life. As an enlightened person and a guide, he would use his own background as an excuse for his misbehavior. His guilt made him want to start practicing again.

"If you know it, don't pretend to be a Buddha. Pretending to be a god and Buddha is a serious crime!"

Li Ke snorted lightly in disdain, and still want to pretend to be a Buddha with this little knowledge?His prostatic fluid was about to burst out laughing.

It's just that the Miko lady on one side and the other gods watching were completely stunned, and they were happy that the mustache that looked like Captain Jack was indeed Jesus, and the self-closing screwhead on the other side was indeed Buddha.

But these two respectable people were played by Li Ke in his hands, so that they couldn't even admit their identities.The gods were amazed by the outrageousness of this incident, but for Miss Miko, she had only one mood.

Angry and upset.

Buddha and Jesus are people who are respected. Their character and behavior have led countless people in the past thousands of years. She feels like seeing someone bullying old soldiers and dedicating themselves to the country. Experts and professors are the same as ordinary people.

"...What the hell are you doing!!"

Leaping up and kicking, Miss Miko directly kicked Li Ke away. She would not have been so violent in the first place.But as a priestess who serves the gods, it's normal to see someone bullying an admirable god.

And Li Ke really made a move just now, although he didn't hit it, but he really did it! !

"What's the matter with your brain! Can you be normal!"

Rushing in front of Li Ke, the witch, who was about to lose her mind, shook Li Ke's collar, making Li Ke's world more colorful, but Li Ke was still obsessed with it. He really thought that gods should be innocent. What is impossible is that great gods like Buddha and Jesus have the ability to create the world.

"No, no, from the perspective of universal rationality, they who cannot create the universe and the world at will, are they not Jesus and Buddha from the beginning?"

Miss Witch is about to go mad, Lord Jesus will not say anything, the Buddha has been positioned as an enlightened person from the very beginning, a thinker and an enlightened person who has gone ahead of most people in terms of thought and realm.Li Ke's request is as unreasonable as you let the professors in the philosophy department have good wrestling skills!

If Li Ke could be persuaded so easily, it wouldn't be Li Ke. He took out his mobile phone, searched for a pornographic picture on the Internet, and showed it directly to Jesus and Buddha.

When Buddha and Jesus saw the rather explicit photo, they immediately turned around. Although their state of mind had reached the point where they would not lose their composure because of a color picture.

But out of respect for themselves in the minds of believers, mainly because of Li Ke's views on them, they turned their heads away.

Then, what they didn't expect was that seeing them turn their heads decisively, Li Ke became more confident.

"Look! They don't even dare to look at the color chart! How could the real Buddha and Jesus' state of mind not dare to look at this kind of thing! You know, I didn't show my point!"

Li Ke tried to defend himself, but Miss Miko didn't want to listen to him anymore.