That wonderful infinite world

Showing two-dimensional yellow pictures to Buddha and Jesus, this man Li Ke can do such a thing!It really needs a good education!

"So! Where did your distorted thinking come from!! Why does God have to do this kind of thing! Why do you have such disrespectful thoughts? You only have violence and pornography in your mind !"

So Miss Witch started chasing Li Ke and started fighting. Li Ke thought it was fun and everyday, so he ran with him.

The Buddha and Jesus on the other side also slowed down. To be honest, it has been a long time since anyone treated them like this, which caused them to almost enter the working state, and even miss them a little.

But watching Li Ke keep talking about the combat effectiveness of the two of them, the two gods were also very helpless.

"Well, this feeling is like someone discussing whether Kakarot can beat Superman."

Jesus stroked his chin, and looked at Li Ke who was still insisting that he would be able to create the world with a wave of his hand. One thought would turn back time, and he felt that there must be something wrong with this person's brain, or what the other party has gone through before he could have Such a strange idea?

The Buddha could understand Li Ke a bit. He did show some force when he preached, but he didn't rely on force to make people follow and believe. It's just that this feeling really gave him a subtle sense of déjà vu.

He thought about it, and remembered that he had seen it in an anime forum that Jesus often watched.

"Yeah, there is a feeling of discussing combat power across works. I remember that the best solution is to let the authors fight? But then it will become a holy war launched by Buddhists and Christians for their faith. That It will trigger World War III, and mankind will be finished immediately."

After speaking, both of them laughed, especially Jesus, who scratched his head in embarrassment.

"Yeah, yeah, when humans invented the nuclear bomb, I specifically asked the archangels if they lost their flaming swords, and if Lucifer broke the agreement."

Buddha also laughed.

"It's the same on my side. I thought Indra did something weird again. After all, that guy always likes to do some weird things, and he caused a lot of trouble before."

After the two people looked at each other, they stopped looking at Li Ke who was fixed by the witch's cross, and were about to leave. Li Ke didn't believe that it really didn't matter whether they were Buddha or Jesus. Li Ke clearly agreed with the two in his words. Personal teachings, in this case, what difference does it make if you know them or not?

As long as people in the world are kind to others for their own good, are willing to act for good, are willing to help those in trouble, and are willing to stop evil, then even if they are not Jesus and Buddha, there is nothing wrong with them.

The two of them talked and laughed and walked towards the street, but when they saw a video store, Jesus couldn't help sighing when he thought of the suicide of a singer he was concerned about recently.

"It's a bit regrettable to say that a very talented young singer I saw before committed suicide. Like this young man, he is also a person who does not believe in gods...Speaking of it, there have always been such talented young singers recently. A young man who died young."

The Buddha glanced at the young man's face curiously, feeling familiar, and spoke without much thought.

"Ah, this man is indeed a talented young man. I have seen him. I remember a god said that he wanted to form a band before, and then I saw him in it..."

"..."

"..."

In an instant, the two gods fell silent.

They seem to have discovered some great dark secret.

Chapter 12 Li Ke's Daily Life

Because Buddha and Jesus realized the truth of the darkness, they hurried home to inquire.Miss Miko also paid the price for fixing Li Ke with a cross.

As we all know, fixing the cross in one-on-one is almost an unsolvable technique. As long as the physical fitness is not ridiculously poor, as long as it is used, there is absolutely no way to break free.

For ordinary people, the action is almost like clamping the enemy's arm with his legs, then grabbing the opponent's hand with both hands, and firmly fixing the opponent's hand on his chest.But for Miss Miko who used this trick against Li Ke, she can only do the former, the latter...

As we all know, Li Ke is a master of fingering, and he only needs to give him a weakness to cause him great harm to women.And even if only part of his arm touches Miss Miko's private place, he can still control his muscles to create vibrations, and then...

"People who crack down on fakes will be beaten. This kind of thing is really uncomfortable, but it makes me feel good things, so let's forget it."

Rubbing his own face, Li Ke handed over the flushed Miss Miko who was knocked down by his fingering to the care of Miss 2b, who has always been very responsible, and planned to go home.

But when he sat in the car again, he suddenly remembered a very important thing.

"We seem to have forgotten to worship the gods."

Looking at the psp game console in the trunk, the expression on Li Ke's face gradually disappeared.He went to eliminate a monster halfway, and after saving a girl, he thought that the matter was over, so he came back directly, completely forgetting that he still had to sacrifice to the god.

But the most outrageous thing is that Miss Miko, who is a priest, even forgot!

"Tsk, you're not professional. People like me who are in awe of the gods are disqualified from offering sacrifices to the gods. You really are not a qualified witch."

Nodding on the heart of Miss Miko, who was limp in Sadako's arms, Li Ke couldn't help but marvel at the elastic balloon.

The milk of the Bicun family... is really amazing, whether it is Mrs. Bicun, his two daughters, or distant relatives, they are all of such a scale, and their personalities are also very easy to be captured.

It was heaven to him.

It's a pity that in terms of body shape, there is no way to compare with the women of One Piece, especially the waist and legs. Women in the world of One Piece can be said to have all the advantages.

Not to mention anything else, when Li Ke played games with them, he worried more than once that their waists would be broken by him and their internal organs would be squeezed.But ever since he realized that they were different from humans in other worlds, he didn't worry about it anymore.

After all, eating a lot of high-end food in the world of One Piece can be directly converted into energy and stored, so you don't have to worry about being submerged in feces. A mere slender waist is nothing.

But when he thought of this, Li Ke began to miss the big bones and flesh of the One Piece world again. He still couldn't forget the deliciousness of that kind of meat. Unfortunately, he hadn't confiscated Jemal 666 and Vegapunk at that time, so he couldn't put his own The space suitcase is used for taking out, bringing things out from the world of One Piece to eat.

"When you go to complete the agreement later, please pay attention to see if there is any gourmet world nearby... Wait..."

Thinking of this, Li Ke suddenly thought of one thing. It seems that there is really a gourmet fan in his world, and it was a gourmet fan that was once popular.

"Togetsu Academy."

Yuanyue Academy comes from the spirit of eating halberds, and it is the most influential chef training base in that drama.And chefs in that world can control many things, but in this world...

"It seems to be the same."

Thinking back to Yuanyue Academy, which he used to just hear and didn't care about, Li Ke suddenly realized that the influence of that academy seemed to be quite large.

But that's not because of anything else, but because of Totsuki Academy's big boss, Nakiri Senzaemon, who controls most of the sales channels of Dongying's agricultural products. , Naturally, what they say is what they say.

Coupled with the fact that the chef from the academy has the ability to turn decay into magic, it is only natural that the catering industry is controlled by him. Naturally, there is a reason for him to invest in the chef industry: Obviously, Nakiri Senzaemon wants to He completely monopolizes the "food" of Japan, and he decides everything from ingredients to chefs.Yuanyue's system predestined that the chefs who were born were good enough, even if they didn't graduate, they were destined to be higher than other chefs.

If the other party's plan goes well, all the excellent chefs in Dongying will be theirs, the public opinion and camp will be unified, and most of the ingredients in restaurants and markets will be provided by them.At that time, no one can sway the other party in terms of "eating" in Dongpu. Naturally, they can do whatever they want, and they can do whatever they say.

This can explain why the heirs of the major restaurants and the catering industry groups sent their children to Yuanyue Academy with their heads down. It is because they also want to take this car so that their own industries Will not be completely reduced to the puppet of others.

"It's no wonder that in the original manga, the eldest lady of the dignified meat group is willing to be a cook's follower. It turns out that the family's balls are controlled by the cook's family. And the last piece of the puzzle of the Nakiri Senzaemon plan, Naturally, it belongs to their family, the best chef in the world."

Li Ke turned on his mobile phone with great interest, and began to search for the background of Nakiri Senzaemon with the help of Miss 2b's auxiliary machine. Soon, Li Ke saw the information of Nakiri Senzaemon, and the information he often communicated with those people. people contact.

But when he saw Li Ke, he burst out laughing. Nakiri Senzaemon had contact with Mao Xiong and Meiguo, but he had no connection with the most productive Celestial Dynasty.Moreover, although the Nakiri family is from Japan, they basically marry European women. Whether they are from Japan or not is already a matter of discussion.

Like the Laishenglei family that Li Ke knew, it was obviously a way for foreign forces to come to Japan to gain benefits.It seems to be a consortium of Japanese people, but in fact, they are European and American people from the beginning, but they just put on a layer of Japanese people's skin.

This can be seen from the typical non-typical blond hair and European-American face of the current heir of the Nakiri family, Nakiri Erina, as well as the silver hair of another heir, Nakiri Alice, and her model mother.

Because normally, the children of big consortiums, even if they are bastards and illegitimate children, the other half of their marriage will definitely not be purely Israeli models and celebrities. Those who marry celebrities are mostly small rich people. and upstarts.Only those celebrities who have a background and industry, or simply come out to play as young ladies, will enter the wealthy family.

"Eastern Europe is really interesting. It's completely a colony, so don't you care about those gods?"