That wonderful infinite world

It's not that they are cowardly, but that it is unnecessary.

If Li Ke only knew Police Officer Mu Mu, then they should follow the procedure and do what they should do. At most, they should not prosecute. The bosses have a cup of tea, and Li Ke pays a fine and it's over.In addition to the words of Fei Yingli who won the case 100%, that is, send it to the police station and wait for the lawyer to come. In the end, both of them lived in peace.

But if you add the certificate of the special search department, then it is unnecessary.

Although they don't know the specific activities of the special search department, they still know the gods and gods of this special search department. Since they belong to that department, it doesn't matter what strange things they do.

But their behavior stunned Miyamoto Yumi.

"senior?"

"Yumi, that's the end of the matter."

"But……"

"My own."

The old traffic policeman's words made Miyamoto Yumi a little stunned, she couldn't believe that Li Ke and the others were let go.And Li Ke also looked at the certificate in Miss Miko's hand with some curiosity. He knew that since Miss Miko had an association, she naturally had contact with the authorities, but he didn't expect that she was quite famous.

He planned to let Sister Fei Yingli come to find someone, and give her a blessing by the way, so she won't continue to age.As for Xiaolan, he has to wait for a few years, otherwise, if Xiaolan doesn't develop, even Xiaolan will come and kick him.

As for his family, Li Ke, he is not in a hurry. Ai Jiang still has room to develop. Xiaochun and Jiehua are obviously the kind who will develop again after giving birth. While maintaining the charm of a girl, their bodies will continue to develop, so they are not in a hurry.

This is what Li Ke's intuition told her.

As for sister Jingxiang, Li Ke plans to add it to the other party in a while. After all, sister Jingxiang is the mother of two grown girls. Its a blessing of life.

"You will also have this certificate after you have passed the priest's exam. It can ensure that we will not be arrested as mentally ill when we deal with certain things."

Miss Miko said while pointing to a young man with a serious face who was preaching to the electric pole with a screw head.

"No, just like the Buddha, do you think he looks like a psychopath now?"

Buddha?

Li Ke heard the sound and looked over, and found a young man with a screw head wearing a silk t-shirt with 'Rice' printed on it, holding rice and vegetables in his hand, sternly reprimanded at the corner of the telephone pole, from the perspective of an ordinary person now , the other party is really a psychopath cursing at the street now.

Beside the other party, there is a European mustache wearing a crown of thorns who is looking at the people around him in embarrassment, trying to show that his clothes are normal.

But when Li Ke saw the word "Samurai Soul" on his shirt, he knew that this guy was definitely not a normal person.

"That thing is Buddha?"

"Yes, with Jesus beside him."

Miss Miko nodded seriously. She really didn't lie to Li Ke. This guy was watching them just now, and then he saw the spirit who didn't plan to leave because of his obsession, and then reprimanded the screw head who was indeed Buddha, and beside him, he had a look on his face. The embarrassing one was Jesus who shared the rent with the other party.

Li Ke looked at the weak-looking moustache, and the screw head with nothing else but a simplified body, and patted Miss Miko's head exuding the fragrance of orchids.

"... If you still lie to me like this, I will make you pregnant tonight."

These two people do have some special abilities, but he can also punch them and kneel on the ground begging them, begging them not to die.So you still call yourself Buddha and Jesus?How about some face?

"No, they are indeed Buddha and Jesus."

So Li Ke patted Miss Miko on the head again.

"Our child's name is Yizang Shinji. For girls, it's Yizangxiang or Yizangli. For Chinese names, boys are called Li Shimin and girls are called Li Lianying. They are all celebrities."

"I'm serious, they are really Buddha and Jesus, why do you think that great people must be able to fight? They are all called saints because of their thoughts, and they become gods because they guide human beings. Why do you Do you think they must be very good at fighting? Besides, I have seen Eva, you will make the child look down when you name it like this."

Miss Miko's scalp is really numb. She thinks that Li Ke is a lustful muscular gorilla. Why is it that other than pornography, it is fighting?Not all respectable people in this world are powerful people!

But Li Ke was still confident.

"If you can't fight, how can you let the idiots listen to them?"

Miss Miko wanted to refute, but suddenly remembered that if she couldn't beat Li Ke, how could she tolerate him talking nonsense to her here with her temper, so she couldn't refute Li Ke.

"...Forget it, forget it if you don't believe me."

Covering her forehead, Miss Miko originally planned to take Li Ke to meet those two saints after being chased by the traffic police, but looking at it now, if Li Ke gets in touch with those two, it may This afternoon, their Japanese gods are going to war with the gods of India and Europe.

She didn't want to see a war over a horny, idiotic gorilla.Putting down her hands, Miss Miko planned to take Li Ke away as soon as possible to prevent Li Ke from causing the three gods to go to war.

"Let's go quickly, and be more restrained next time. Although there are privileges, privileges are not used in this way."

However, when she went to pull Li Ke's hand, she was in vain. A bad premonition made her immediately turn her head to look in the direction of Jesus and Buddha, and then saw that Li Ke had walked in front of the two of them, and began to say hello up.

"Hello, my future wife said that you are Jesus and Buddha, so I want to come and ask if it is true."

Li Ke stood in front of the Buddha and Jesus casually, and the Buddha and Jesus, who were still reprimanding the spirit of ignorance of repentance, immediately looked at each other.

The two of them went down to earth because they were really tired after thousands of years of work. They used reasoning to heal others all day long, and sometimes they also hoped that they could be healed, so the two of them used the tune that they had never used before. Taking a vacation, decided to take some time off in this new era.

But in order not to trouble others, and to trigger the second coming of the Holy Son, the Buddha came to the world, which led to the third world war. Because of the belief, they hid their identities, and especially asked the gods of Japan to keep them secret.

But now, a person who seems to be very trendy, a person with a godlike aura suddenly walked in front of them and revealed their identities, which really made them hesitate.

Let's admit it, Li Ke still has a strong popularity, obviously he is a mortal who has not detached from everything in the mortal world.But don't admit it, Li Ke is obviously an insider, and he is still a new god. It is not a good thing to conceal.

So after looking at each other, Jesus had an idea before Buddha.

He looked around carefully, and after making sure that no one noticed them, he walked to Li Ke's side, and under Li Ke's disgusted eyes, he leaned into Li Ke's ear, and spoke in a very low voice.

"That's right, I am Jesus, don't worship me too much, don't shout out loud, and don't kneel on the ground to worship, I will be embarrassed."

I believe in you.

This is Li Ke's idea.

Chapter 11 The Generous God

Jesus, the Son of God in the divine system of the Bible, is one of the strongest father-fighting parties in history. His famous deed is that he came back from the dead with the gift of his father.

But correspondingly, the Jesus in the mythology is a very strong macho, he will hate whoever he says, and he will not fall behind at all.He even carried the cross on Calvary and carried all the original sins of mankind and successfully ascended to heaven. He also held Jacob's siblings and was able to easily defeat the Archangel.

What's more, they think that Jesus is Jehovah's trumpet, the Holy Father, the Son, the Holy Spirit, and the Holy Trinity. If you want to say who the other party is, you can describe it as a peerless macho.

Not to mention the height of eight feet, the waist is also eight feet, he can fight people with his fists, and he can walk horses with his arms.But if you want to save the whole world and want to save all mankind, you have to write the word invincible on his face, don't you?

But the person in front of him, with his footsteps flimsy, his complexion pale, and the crown of thorns on his head is also very simple, it looks like a dead house, and the things in his hands are either figurines or games, Li Ke even saw Otome Xiang's games.

The savior of mankind relies on this to save mankind?

Don't be too funny, okay? !

"Are you sure? Then can you take my punch? The real Jesus should be able to withstand my punch, right? By the way, I can open the atmosphere with one punch. If you can't, it's best It’s easy to say, and then don’t continue to pretend to be Jesus, or you will be punished by God.”