My future daughter added me on WeChat, saying that the school belle is her mother

Three major events happened on this day, which almost took Ye Pingan away.
[-]. Obtained the daily sign-in system.
[-]. Received a WeChat message from my future daughter.
[-]. Knowing that the school belle is the future wife.
Is it okay to collapse the three views?
Daughter: Dad, hurry up and chase Mommy.
Ye Pingan: How to chase?
Daughter: Ask me, I know everything about mom.
Ye Pingan: When your mother is with me, will you wear Balenciaga?
Daughter: Dad... next question.
Ye Ping'an: After I marry your mother, who will take care of the money?
Daughter: Mom.
Ye Pingan: Who will clean up the housework?
Daughter: Daddy.
Ye Pingan: Did your mother bully me?
Daughter: I often beat my father.
Ye Ping'an: Let's forget each other as father and daughter, ****!
daughter:……
Life is like making a phone call, either you hang up first or I hang up first