My future daughter added me on WeChat, saying that the school belle is her mother

Across the sea of ​​flowers in the world, whip across thousands of miles of mountains and rivers.

Stick to ~ every day!

"I want to hear stories."

Gu Hanwu suddenly smiled and winked, staring at 470 Ye Ping'an's eyes.

Because he drank a little too much, a certain animal didn't realize that the little girl Bingshan had already turned into a charming little girl.

Those eyes that were as charming as bone marrow looked at him with watery eyes. "story?"

Ye Pingan smirked twice, "There was a little girl who bought a nuclear bomb..." This is a very old story.

Hearing the opening, Gu Hanwu rolled his eyes.

"She didn't sell a single nuclear bomb all night." Ye Pingan couldn't help laughing.

Gu Hanwu continued to roll her eyes. "She's very cold."

Ye Pingan looked at Gu Hanwu with a smirk, and suddenly shouted: "Boom!" "..." Gu Hanwu was startled. "Little girl detonated a nuclear bomb."

Ye Pingan laughed, "At that time, everyone in the village saw her grandma." "What are you?"

Gu Hanwu wanted to go to the hospital to find a scalpel.

She can guarantee to play with Ye Pingan's body after carving.

A few hundred knives will only cause minor injuries.The kind that won't go to prison... "A story." Ye Pingan laughed. "Are you sure this isn't An Tucheng's fairy tale?"

Gu Hanwu said with a cold face, "Others are telling stories, but you are releasing nuclear bombs to slaughter the village!" "Hahahaha!" Ye Pingan laughed out loud.

He suddenly found that little old girl Bingshan seems to be very interesting.

Well, it's fun! .

Chapter 93 Love is a matter between two people (6 more)

"He didn't call me!"

On the big bed, Mu Youwei pouted and complained to Yu Xiaoyu who was beside her, "Besides, he seldom posts photos of me in Moments. Sister, do you think he likes it?" "No."

Yu Xiaoyu fiddled with her phone with a lazy voice.

Mu Youwei wrinkled her little nose, "I knew it, and that time, I said to bring milk tea three times, but he still forgot. Do you think this is like it?" "No."

Yu Xiaoyu swiped a funny video and replied with a smile. "But then again."

Mu Youwei tilted her little head and thought for a while, with a red face, "He is usually like a milk baby, but he likes to hug me very much recently, should he like it?" "No."

Yu Xiaoyu flipped through the next video and said casually.

"But he told me a few days ago that he was going back to his hometown and wanted to take me to meet his parents." Mu Youwei's face turned redder and she was very shy, "Surely he likes it?" no."

Yu Xiaoyu is weak, very lemon essence. "None of this?"

Mu Youwei pinched Yu Xiaoyu's chest, "Sister, do you understand?"

Yu Xiaoyu continued to play with her mobile phone without saying a word. "Forget it, I won't ask you again." Mu Youwei pursed her mouth angrily. "Well, now it is."

Yu Xiaoyu put down her phone, her dreamy and picturesque face showed seriousness.

"Ah?" Mu Youwei was shocked. "Do you understand or not?"

Yu Xiaoyu asked in the words of a school girl, "Liking is a matter between two people, why do you keep asking the third person?"

Mu Youwei was stunned.

"A boy can take you to the parents, he has only one purpose." Yu Xiaoyu's tone was a bit sour, "He wants to get married!" This damned junior.

You wait for me, wait for you to come back, let's see what happens to me... But when will he come back?

Yu Xiaoyu stared blankly, some sweet pictures unconsciously appeared in his mind.On her face, there was unconsciously a sweet tenderness... Mu Youwei didn't notice any changes in her senior.

She was also staring blankly.The villain... wants to marry me!

Provincial House, dormitory apartment.

Ye Ping'an stared at the bed in a daze, unable to sleep.

At the same time also tangled.

Confused about what?

Confused about whether to send Mu Youwei a message.

He knew that Mu Youwei would definitely sleep with Yu Xiaoyu tonight.

You said you sent a message to Xiaobao, do you have to send it to the senior sister?

Can you balance one thing with another?

However, if you send a message to your senior sister, what if Xiaobao sees it?

taking off own life?Still trying to die?

Or, why don't both of them care?

It still doesn't seem to work!

Ye Ping'an had a headache. How did the male protagonists in the brain-filling novels play two-line chat without being discovered?

Can you still see the readers calling 666?

Why do you feel a little out of order when you come to yourself?

Ding, WeChat notification.

"Smelly dad, what are you doing?"

The third line, arrive at the battlefield!

Ye Pingan's eyes lit up, do you want to ask the good girl if there is a solution?

His eyes dimmed, and he pouted again.

Let the good girl teach you how to chat with the young lady behind her mother's back?

How big is your heart!

Ye Pingan sent a video, Miaotong, and said with a smile, "Of course Dad wants to be a good girl." "He will say nice things."

Mu Youtian seemed to curl her lips in disbelief, but her big eyes narrowed happily, and she smiled brightly. "By the way, good girl, I'm going to take your mother back to my hometown recently."

Ye Pingan smiled and said, "Tell me, is there anything I need to prepare?" "Huh?"

Mu Youtian was surprised, "You want to take mom back to Bincheng...to see grandpa and grandma?!" "That's right."

Ye Pingan nodded, "Although my time with your mother is short, I can feel that she really likes me, and I really like her. It doesn't matter if I meet my parents sooner? Neither does your mother." I know when I will be taken to meet your grandpa and grandma. I am still a little worried that your grandpa and grandma will not agree that I will be with your mother!"

"Haha."

Mu Youtian smiled coquettishly, "Father is so stupid, even... Grandpa and grandma don't agree, so they can't be together?" "What do you mean?" Ye Pingan didn't understand. "Parents disagree all over the place."

Mu Youtian smiled and said, "Have we all broken up?" "Ah, this..."

Ye Pingan thought for a while, "It seems that there are many people together, right?"

"Yes, if a girl wants to marry a boy, who can stop her?"

Mu Youtian looked at Ye Ping'an and asked: "On the other hand, if your father and mother are together, you want to marry your mother right now. Then, if your grandpa and grandma disagree, and a good girl asks you, you will be punished by your grandparents." Do you want to stop it?" Will I do it myself?

Ye Pingan frowned.

Ask yourself.

He will not!

If you really like someone, you must overcome them when you encounter difficulties. He will try his best to convince his parents.

If you let go like this, you still talk about love ass and get married?

"Understood?" Mu Youtian asked.

"En." Ye Pingan nodded. "That's right."

Mu Youtian was very satisfied with Ye Ping'an's performance, "If grandpa and grandma don't agree, mom will tell you directly that you don't agree, then dad really has to think about who is the problem?" "Yes."

Ye Pingan smiled and nodded, "If your mother likes me, she will definitely come home with me and marry me in the future. If your mother uses your parents to talk about things, heh, it's just an excuse." "Yes."

Mu Youtian smiled and nodded, "(Are you Zhao's) it's just an excuse if you talk about your parents, say that your parents don't agree, and then you don't get married or can't be together. Like it or not. Just go back to each house and find each mother, don't waste each other's time and delay the other party's entry."

"sharp."

Ye Pingan has been taught, "Smelly treasure, when I date your mother in the future, teach me some dating taboos." "Look for this book, hurry up and memorize it!"

Mu Youtian curled her lips, "First of all, negative energy is prohibited. No girl likes a boy who is full of negative energy when he is dating her. He babbles every day. A man with such a broken mouth, do you think girls can listen to it? ? You think you have opinions, but at this time girls have a very bad impression of you."

"continue."

Ye Pingan nodded, "Dad wrote this down." "Ha."

Mu Youtian smiled and threw herself into the bathroom.

"Second, it is forbidden to show off your wealth...".

Chapter 94 Drop, Pretending to be a Card (7 more)

"Inadvertently revealing your Gucci belt, Hermes shoes, Louis Vuitton T-shirt, what else is this car key and that car key... Tell the girl how much money you have, how many houses you have, it's all earth-shatteringly low, okay? "

Mu Youtian looked disgusted, "The real brands that belong to men are actually without trademarks, they are all custom-made, even very low-key and connotative, but similar to some small brands, and the clothes fit well. So, Boys are actually meeting girls. It’s good to dress casually. But the main thing is you have to be clean and not sloppy. Remember, no girl likes a sloppy boy. And she never has a girl with real taste and standards. I won’t be attracted by famous brands and showing off my wealth, but I will think you are stupid. If you are attracted, congratulations, you get a piece of green tea. Although it is very fragrant, it is easy to get sick, Dad, you understand.”

Ye Pingan blinked.

Dad doesn't understand, Dad wants to attract.

"The third one is also the most important, the most important, it is forbidden to talk about love history, talk about how ambiguous you are with a certain girl, as long as you want to be with your mother, it is best not to mention a word in this life."

Mu Youtianxiu's face became very serious, "Many boys make such low-level mistakes, why do 470 force you, threaten you, and then you come up and tell people how many dates I have dated, to show how attractive you are What, this is killing you. Even if you say bad things about your ex, you can’t. Since you can say bad things about your ex, will the incumbent be worried that if you break up one day, you will say her? And, a sensible woman, when you When you're grinning, you don't even know how much they laugh at you in their hearts."

"Why?" Ye Pingan asked.

"Stupid dad, if a man can say this, it almost means that he has no self-confidence, so he can use the past and nostalgia to highlight himself from the side."

Mu Youtian chuckled, "A truly capable man only has the future in his eyes, not the past. If a boy dares to talk about his love history, then congratulations, you are completely useless. Unless a girl is as pure as a little white flower and has no love like her mother Experience, otherwise, almost such boys have already been sentenced to death!"

"Well, thank you my good girl, Dad will remember."

Ye Pingan really remembered, "Then, are there any tricks for masculinity when dating? Can you make dad act (bjdi) in front of your mother?" !"

Mu Youtian smirked, "Of course there is. When dating a girl, Dad must remember that you must choose a date location that can show off your strengths. For example, a boy who studied in Japan and he took the girl to dinner Guess, when you get to the place, you can talk to the boss in Japanese, chat and order food happily, the girl sees you so aggressive, why don't you make love on the spot?"

"Yes, it makes sense."

Ye Pingan rubbed his chin, "Good girl, continue." "Father, you have to learn to be smarter."

Mu Youtian smiled foolishly, "For another example, you take mom to the aquarium, and when you get there, mom says, oh, that fish looks so ugly. Dad can then say handsomely and calmly next to mom, What kind of fish is this, and what is that called by dad? To put it bluntly, it is to show what you are best at, and you can use it in dating." "Then what if I am not good at anything?"

Ye Pingan smirked, deliberately asking a mentally handicapped question. "Simple."

Mu Youtian smiled proudly like a pearl in his hands, "If a boy just likes this girl, he can easily hone his skills. The premise is that it takes a little time. For example, escape rooms, archery range, real werewolf killing , Indoor rock climbing is often the most memorable for girls. Then, you can prepare. First, you play it yourself first, don’t be afraid of shame, and ask the waiter and administrator for advice humbly, so as to understand the gameplay of these entertainment items a little bit. Then you lose it, and you take her there again. Although it seems like a waste of money to spend twice, but you have captured her heart... Drip, pretend to be a card, it's time to show your true skills... ...Does Dad understand?"

"I knew that if I stretched out my hand, you would definitely not come with me, so I stretched out my leg and tripped you, and you stood up and ran after me." Ye Pingan sighed, "Since ancient times, affection can't be kept, always The routine wins the hearts of the people, the seniors will not deceive me!"

"Most of the people who are easily irritated are the weak, because the weak will be brave, and the strong often know how to show weakness and wait for the time to act. In the same way, being mean is because of a weak foundation, and bitterness is because of a sour heart."

Mu Youtian smiled softly and stared at Ye Pingan, "So Dad, don't try to be brave, and don't be a mean person. You should always be a sunny boy. Because there is no girl who can resist You can't hold back the slight smile of the sunny boy. That kind of smile can completely melt any girl in the world!"

After finishing the video with the good girl, Ye Pingan was still lamenting how difficult it is to be a man.

Listen to what a woman says and save hundreds of books.

In this amorous age, a "dear" is at best a "hello".

A sentence of "I invite you to dinner next time" is at most a "thank you".Shouting "I love you" is not worth a dollar...

Ye Ping'an felt tired when he wanted to fight out under the siege of a large group of scumbags.

That's right.

This is a world of routines.

When you think you are a hunter, in fact, you have been placed on the table.

Chasing girls with one finger, Ye Pingan felt that his own system was useless.

A good girl is his real invincible hanger.