I am not a serious young man

Venerable Avalokitesvara is dumbfounded...

What's the situation?

Don't you, a scorpion, like harvesting yang and nourishing yin the most?

When you were in Leiyin Temple in Xitian, you often seduced those immortals and Buddhas secretly. After you were expelled from Lingshan by Tathagata, why, now that Tang Seng came to your door, you can't see your shadow?

Venerable Avalokitesvara didn't believe in evil, so he floated into the cave, but he didn't see a single goblin...

"Mu Zha, what do you think of this situation?" Venerable Guanyin asked.

Mu Zha scratched his head and said, "Bodhisattva, in my opinion, there must be something strange about this matter!"

Venerable Guanyin: "..." Do you need to say this?

Suddenly, a figure floated in Venerable Guanyin's mind. She thought for a while, "Hurry up and go to Yuanqiao Xianshan with me! The accident probably has something to do with Zheng Jian."

At that moment, Venerable Avalokitesvara took Mu Zha and immediately rushed to Yuanqiao Mountain...

In the void, Venerable Avalokitesvara and Mu Zha were riding the clouds, and they met a Taoist, handsome and unrestrained in white clothes.

"Fellow daoist, please stay." Venerable Guanyin said suddenly.

The white-clothed Taoist stopped when he heard the words, and glanced at Venerable Guanyin and Mu Zha, "It turns out that it is Guanyin Bodhisattva, but I don't know why there is something important to stop the poor Taoist?"

Venerable Avalokitesvara looked at the strange Taoist in front of him, but he always had a strange sense of familiarity, as if... he had seen him somewhere before.

"Fellow Daoist invited, dare to ask you Gao's name?" Venerable Guanyin said with a smile.

The Taoist in white was naturally Zheng Jian, he didn't panic at all when he heard the words, and said with a smile: "The poor Taoist's surname is Wu, and his name is Yanzu."

Venerable Guanyin nodded, "Fellow Daoist Wu, did the poor monk meet you somewhere?"

Zheng Jian showed a faint smile, "Pindao practiced in Beiju Luzhou since he was a child, and this is the first time he has traveled to Xiniu Hezhou, but Pindao is good at Buddha by nature. Jingxiang, maybe this is the reason..."

Venerable Avalokitesvara nodded if he realized something, "It should be so, I'm bothering fellow Taoists."

"It's okay!"

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva watched the figure pass by, and hurriedly turned to look at his back, but it was indeed unfamiliar, and he opened his eyes to see it, and it was still the same.

Venerable Guanyin stopped doubting and continued eastward.

Zheng Jian saw that Avalokitesvara couldn't see through his transformation technique and his true face, and couldn't help secretly praising the black lotus bestowed by Boss Wutian, it really is wonderful.

"Looking at the hurried appearance of Venerable Guanyin, I'm afraid he wants to go to Yuanqiao Xianshan... Hehe, go, go, Xianxian is bored!" Zheng Jian said with a dark smile.

……

Member Qiao Xianshan.

Venerable Avalokitesvara came here and shouted loudly: "Is the cheap fairy here? Please come out and see me?"

Below, Hei Feng heard the sound and flew up. When he saw Venerable Guanyin, he said angrily, "Hey, it's Venerable Guanyin again... Why don't you arrange for Buddhist scriptures to come to our Eastern Sea?"

Venerable Guanyin: "..."

Every time she saw the black bear spirit, she felt angry. If Zheng Jian hadn't intervened, the black bear spirit would have become her concierge like a red boy!

"The poor monk has something to ask to see the humble immortal Taoist friend, and I hope you can pass it on for me." Venerable Guanyin suppressed his anger and said.

Heifeng grinned when he heard the words, "I want to see my master, it's easy!"

As he spoke, Heifeng stretched out his right hand, palm up, and looked at Venerable Guanyin.

Venerable Guanyin: "???"

Seeing that Venerable Avalokitesvara was puzzled, Hei Feng smiled and said, "There is no reason for mortals to come and go empty-handed! The last time was fine, but this time it can't be like this, otherwise my master will just entertain you when you come and go. , where is the time to comprehend the Dao?"

Venerable Avalokitesvara suddenly understood, his face turned pale with anger, good guy, this black bear spirit has learned to ask for benefits before he is willing to pass it on...

Venerable Avalokitesvara turned to look at Mu Zha, "Hui An, can you carry silver taels?"

Mu Zha: "..."

Although his father has money and treasures, Mu Zha has been very poor since he became a monk. He only has a stick on his body and nothing else...

Venerable Avalokitesvara had no choice but to pluck a leaf from the willow branch and hand it to Hei Feng, "The poor monk is a monk and has no possessions. This leaf should be regarded as a personal affair, and I hope fellow Taoists will pass it on for you. "

Heifeng took it, saw the leaves were emerald green and gleaming, and nodded in satisfaction immediately, "Okay! Bodhisattva please wait a moment, I will report to my master right now."

……

In the dojo, the avatar was sitting cross-legged drinking tea, but saw Hei Feng coming up, "Master, Guanyin Bodhisattva is here, waiting outside the island. He said he wanted to see Master, so please give him instructions."

The avatar Zheng Jian thought about it for a while, and then he knew what was going on. He immediately laughed and said, "Please come in."

A while later, Venerable Guanyin brought Mu Zha to the Yuanqiao Daoist Hall. Looking at the avatar of Zheng Jian sitting on the high platform, his doubts disappeared.

"Fellow immortal Taoist, long time no see, you still have the same demeanor..." Venerable Guanyin said.

The avatar Zheng Jian pondered for a while, and said: "It's true that I haven't seen you for a while. It's true that the poverty has not changed much, but the venerable has gained weight. It can be said: a heart is wide and a body is fat. The ancients did not deceive me!"

Venerable Guanyin: "..."

It's cheap to export, and I've confirmed the language, it's that cheap fairy, that's right!

She opened her eyes and looked again, only to find that Zheng Jian in front of her hadn't changed, and there was no doubt in her heart.

After exchanging pleasantries for a while, Venerable Guanyin stood up and said goodbye.

The avatar Zheng Jian smiled and said: "Let's go now? Don't you stay longer? I'm letting Xingxian make tea!"

Venerable Guanyin's smile froze, and he cursed in his heart: I have been here for a long time, and I haven't even seen a tea foam. I'm afraid you got this tea from Lingshan. It took so long!

She was speechless in her heart, but said on her face: "Don't bother, learning the scriptures is an important matter, so the poor monk will not stay any longer, and I will leave."

At that moment, Venerable Guanyin took Mu Zha away angrily...

Good guy, a sip of tea didn't mix it up, but a piece of his own willow leaf got in it instead, Venerable Guanyin was very heartbroken.

The avatar Zheng Jian watched Guanyin go away, his smile disappeared, replaced by a face full of displeasure.

"Hmph, you are handsome outside, but you only ask me to help you here. It's too much! But, why can't the clone receive resentment points? Isn't the clone a human? No human rights?"

The avatar Zheng Jian was very upset.

……

Leaving the East China Sea, the Venerable Guanyin became more and more angry, so he simply let Mu Zha go back to the South China Sea first, and he directly set up the auspicious cloud and went straight to Lingshan. He thought that the Buddha would hold the three worlds, and he should have an answer to this matter.

Lingshan, Leiyin Temple.

Seeing Venerable Avalokitesvara come in, Tathagata smiled and said, "Venerable Avalokitesvara, you seem restless?"

Venerable Avalokitesvara gave a salute, and then told about the Pipa Cave in Poison Enemy Mountain together with her doubts, "Buddha, the poor monk went to that Yuanqiao Mountain to see it. The Buddha answered."

Tathagata Buddha nodded. He was very impressed by the scorpion. He closed his eyes and wandered in the three worlds, wanting to see where the scorpion was.

Soon, the Buddha opened his eyes with a somewhat astonished expression.

"Buddha, have you ever found the scorpion essence?" Venerable Avalokitesvara looked at Tathagata's expression and asked doubtfully.

The Tathagata Buddha sighed, and said: "In the vast world, there are no surprises... That scorpion spirit is in a private school in the Xiliang Women's Kingdom... I paid a monthly ticket as a Shuxiu... I read and write with the female teacher!"

Venerable Guanyin: "..."

All the Buddhas, Bodhisattvas, Arhats, monks, etc. in Leiyin Temple, the older ones, knew about the scorpion spirit, and they were all stunned at this moment...

Good guy, you are a female goblin who likes to pick up yang and mend yin, and you don't want to seduce men by any means, but you actually went to your daughter's private school in the country...

"This...why is this?" Venerable Guanyin felt that his breath was not smooth...

"Amitabha, even a poor monk can't fully understand everything in the Three Realms! Thinking about it, there is probably, maybe, maybe a slight possibility that the scorpion spirit has returned from its stray?" Tathagata said helplessly.

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Chapter 556 The king goes out to fight, no grass grows

After Avalokitesvara left, Zheng Jian quietly returned to Yuanqiao Xianshan.

Having recruited a powerful subordinate for Wutian Buddha, Zheng Jian will of course go home to rest.

This is also the request of Wutian Buddha.

After all, it is okay to intervene occasionally to change the process of traveling west to learn Buddhist scriptures, but if it changes every time, even if it is covered by the black lotus, it is easy to be noticed by Tathagata and Guanyin.

Even though his body shape and appearance have changed, Venerable Avalokitesvara is not acquainted with each other, but being able to stop him also shows that Venerable Avalokitesvara has some kind of intuition...

Another reason is that Zheng Jian himself, the deity can't leave for too long, otherwise it is inevitable that the avatar will have the idea of ​​wanting to be independent. Although Zheng Jian has "cut the way to see me", it is not easy to cultivate a avatar, and it consumes effort ...

Zheng Jian really didn't want to easily and humanely destroy the clone he had cultivated with great difficulty!

After returning to Yuanqiao, Zheng Jian immediately absorbed the memory of the avatar and learned what happened during this period.

In fact, there is nothing wrong with it, the main reason is Venerable Guanyin's suspicion.

Zheng Jian was very satisfied with the clone's performance, "Well done, Fellow Daoist Zhenjian."

The avatar smiled slightly, "After all, you and I are one, your thinking is my thinking! However, Guanyin is very angry, why can't I harvest resentment points? It's not fair!"

The deity of Zheng Jian sneered and said, "Why, you still want the system to create a special account for you?"

Clone: ​​"Can't you?"

"The system says yes..."

The deity Zheng Jian regretted, in fact, if the avatar can also be squeezed, then there will be more sources of resentment...

Immediately, he collected the avatar into the sea of ​​consciousness, and released it when he went out next time...

Usually, let the avatar accept the transformation of the soul of the humble Taoist in the sea of ​​consciousness!

Save yourself thinking about what you have and what you don't have all day long, and in the end, if you become a clone of the real deity to fight for the dominance, or simply form a second personality, then it will be troublesome!

After all, although Zheng Jian is cheap, he doesn't want to experience the life of a mental illness!

……

"Bitch!"

On this day, Zheng Jian was comprehending the mystery of "Cut the Way and See Me", thinking about controlling himself at a deeper level, when he suddenly heard the voice of Hei Lian Zhongwutian.

Hearing this, Zheng Jian slowly opened his eyes, and saw Hei Lian spinning in front of him, with Wutian's figure reflected on it.

"Buddha, talk to me if you have something to do." Zheng Jian said with a slight smile.

"The first thing! I want to try your word of mouth again." Wutian said eagerly.

Zheng Jian: "...Buddha, can you do something serious?"

Wutian smiled and said: "The business of the Demon Realm is over for the time being. Come on, I will never lose to you this time."

"Okay, Buddha, how do you want to try?" Zheng Jian said happily with no (secret) helplessness (stolen).

"We just compare rhymes! My creed is to get up wherever I fall."

Zheng Jian smiled slightly, "Okay! Buddha, I'm not worried about anything else, I'm just worried that you just got up... and fell down again!"

Wutian: "..."

The resentment value from Wutian is +5999.

"Listen well, there was a chicken plague in the last years of the Eastern Han Dynasty!"

Zheng Jian pondered slightly, then said: "Liu Bei beheaded Cai Kunkun angrily!"

Wutian was taken aback, "Who is Cai Kunkun? Why is this seat unheard of?"

"A beautiful chicken! It's not important, Buddha please continue." Zheng Jian said casually.

"Okay, Hanshan Temple outside Gusu City." Wutian thought for a while and said again.

"Xiao Feng beat Jiumozhi violently!" Zheng Jian laughed.

Wutian: "Who are Xiao Feng and Jiumozhi? You can't keep making up the numbers with people I don't know, can you?"

Hearing this, Zheng Jian talked eloquently: "Xiao Feng, that's a man who carries a melody with him. He claims to be an undefeated man in his background music!"

The resentment value from Wutian is +5999.

Wutian was speechless for a moment: "No, you can't make up the numbers with people I've never heard of, you're cheating!"

"Okay, okay, Buddha, come again, this time I promise not to make up the number." Zheng Jian received the first amount of resentment points, and he was very happy.