I am not a serious young man

"Linglong dice and red beans!" Wutian thought for a while and said again.

Zheng Jian pondered for a while, and said: "The person who plays the flute is thinner than Huang Hua..."

Wutian: "...what a mess!"

The resentment value from Wutian is +6999.

"Again, I will only stop hating until I return." Wutian said in disbelief.

"The Ming Dynasty made flat boats." Zheng Jian said casually.

Wutian nodded, "That's a good sentence, and it's suitable for the occasion... You bastard, you've read a lot! You're really a genius..."

Zheng Jian chuckled, would he say that he had exchanged a book specially for poetry...

"Buddha, if you want to surpass me in antithesis, then you are really a dung beetle rolling hydrangea..."

Wutian was taken aback, "What do you mean?"

"I found the wrong person!"

Wutian's phantom swayed suddenly, and said: "If it weren't for this seat being the Demon Buddha, today either you will die or I will live, you know?"

The resentment value from Wutian is +7999.

Wutian really convinced Zheng Jian's mouth...

"Okay, I won't quarrel with you! Speaking of the second thing, Xiniu Hezhou, you are not suitable to go now, and it will be troublesome if you are caught by Tathagata. I have thought about it, you go to Beijulu There are monsters everywhere, and they have never been watched by the Heavenly Court and Lingshan, so it will be more convenient to do things."

Zheng Jian thought for a while, nodded and said, "Okay, Buddha. Don't worry, I'll take care of things."

Wutian smiled gratifiedly: "What I want is what you say, but don't put too much pressure on you, even if it goes wrong, I won't blame you."

Zheng Jian immediately showed a flattered expression, and immediately said with emotion: "The subordinates must do their best to pull out a high-quality talent team for the Buddha!"

"Very good... Next, I will sleep for a period of time, accumulate strength, and prepare for the arrival of 300 years later... Don't bother me if you have nothing to do." After Wutian finished speaking, he disappeared into the black lotus.

The black lotus fell into Zheng Jian's palm immediately, and its brilliance disappeared, turning into a black...

"Beiju Luzhou... By the way, it's been a long time since I saw the Jiao Demon King..." Zheng Jian said silently in his heart. What Wutian didn't know was that Zheng Jian was also very familiar with Beiju Luzhou...

After all, he had walked in Luzhou of Beiju for a hundred years, and had dealt with countless monsters...

"Old friends from Luzhou in Beiju, this time I am here again with a different vest... this time we will not have music class, but culture class! After all, your music teacher, Mr. Jianxian, has something to do, so, next It’s time for everyone to study cultural lessons!”

Zheng Jian suddenly had an idea...

A few days later, Beiju Luzhou.

Zheng Jian came to a high mountain. The mountain was extremely steep, and there was a deep demonic aura in it. It was not a place of goodness at first glance. He had already stepped on it a little, and knew that the demon king in this mountain was the strongest demon in a radius of ten thousand miles. King, all the monsters around obey his command!

He thought for a while, turned into a cold-faced old man, and walked towards the mountain step by step under the burden of the great evil king transformed by the gods.

As soon as he walked into the area filled with demonic aura, the demon king in the cave immediately noticed it, and shouted: "Little ones, there is some meat to eat! Follow me to the battle!"

"Your Majesty is going to fight, not a single blade of grass will grow!" Inside the cave, all the little demons shouted in unison, and swarmed out following the demon king.

After a while, Zheng Jian found himself surrounded by a group of monsters...

There are no goblins, just monsters.

The leader is a monster king with a tiger head and a human body. Well, this is also a feature of Journey to the West. Many monsters can tell what their original shape is at a glance...

The tiger demon is full of monster aura, with a monster aura equivalent to that of an immortal Dao fruit, "Hahahaha... so good luck! Today you can make tooth sacrifices, but you are still a Taoist priest in the fairyland! Taoist priest, you have been surrounded by this king!" Now, hurry up and grab it, I let you choose whether to be steamed or braised!"

Zheng Jian glanced at the tiger demon, and said slowly: "Your Majesty, you can eat if you want... May I ask you a question?"

The tiger demon was taken aback, it had never seen a human race with such a good attitude, good guy, it was so calm knowing that it was about to be eaten.

"Okay, as long as you get caught without a fight, this king is in charge, so tell me!"

Zheng Jian pondered for a moment, then said slowly: "My lord, what do you usually do when you get up in the morning?"

The tiger demon was dumbfounded, what the hell kind of problem is this?

It thought for a while, and said honestly: "Use the urine, rinse your mouth, wash your face, eat human flesh buns, what's wrong?"

Zheng Jian pondered for a while, and asked in doubt: "My lord, has the water stopped in your cave?"

"Puchi..." Beside the tiger demon, a fox demon was taken aback for a moment, then laughed out loud.

The tiger demon glared at the fox demon beside him, "What are you laughing at, what does he mean?"

The fox demon suddenly trembled, and smiled and said: "My lord, this person is laughing at you! He thinks it is impossible for you to urinate, rinse your mouth, wash your face, and steam buns..."

The tiger demon understood, and slapped the fox demon on the face with one paw, and slapped it away, roaring, "How is that impossible?"

Seeing this, Zheng Jian was dumbfounded, "Good guy, you really made me call him a good guy, my lord!"

The tiger demon saw the little demons around him snickering, and immediately realized that he was so angry that he almost lost his breath...

Alright, let's go directly to the scene of the death of a large-scale society!

The resentment value from the tiger demon is +5999.

"How dare you, a cunning old man of the human race, dare to entertain this king! This king is going to kill you!" The tiger demon roared, its claws stirred up infinite monster energy, and instantly swung towards Zheng Jian.

Zheng Jian unhurriedly drew his sword in his hand and shouted: "The tiger demon looks at the sword!"

100% being caught empty-handed!

In the next moment, the tiger demon "slapped" and knelt down in front of Zheng Jian. With its claws clasped together, it just caught the great evil king transformed by the gods.

Tiger Demon: "???"

An indescribable sense of shame rushed straight to the tiger demon's forehead, driving him almost crazy!

The resentment value from the tiger demon is +6999.

All the little monsters were stunned. They couldn't understand the operation of the king at all. What about the saying "the king is going to fight, and not a blade of grass will grow"?

Why did you just kneel down to this old Taoist...

Zheng Jian chuckled and said in surprise, "Your Majesty, why are you here, why are you here?"

Tiger Demon: "..."

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Chapter 557 Who is the six-eared macaque?

"Wu Na Yaodao, what kind of demon technique are you doing?" The tiger demon wanted to find a crack in the ground and howled wildly.

Zheng Jian said with a leisurely smile: "We two, I am a human, you are a demon, you are a tiger demon, but you call me a human Taoist 'demon way', and say I use the 'demon method'... Hey, you Even though you're stupid, you have to be a little self-aware, look at your evil spirit, it's like shit evaporating..."

The tiger demon became even more angry, and shouted: "If you have the ability, you can fight the tiger master for real!"

The resentment value from the tiger demon is +6999.

Zheng Jian thought for a while, "Well, that's good too! This poor way has made you fully prepared, so don't kneel down again..."

As he said that, under the bewildered eyes of the tiger demon, Zheng Jian really put away the Great Evil King.

In an instant, the tiger demon felt that he could move, and the power that had disappeared for a long time just now returned...

"Wahhahahaha...you idiot! I won't give you another chance..." The tiger demon roared and rushed towards Zheng Jian again. A huge black tiger with the size of hundreds of feet rushed towards the top of Mount Tai.

Zheng Jian looked at it and said with a smile: "The fierce tiger descends the mountain, the black tiger is real! Beautiful, the tiger demon looks at the sword!"

Another clear drink...

The huge black tiger seemed to be dominated by some kind of terrifying will, and suddenly its mountain-like body lay on the ground, and its two front paws clasped together grabbed the big evil king, which was about the size of a toothpick to it...

The huge buttocks are pouted high, and the whole body is lying in front of Zheng Jiantian like a feline stretching its waist...

Can't move again!

Tiger Demon: "Wow... woo woo woo woo..."

The tiger demon really cried, what kind of supernatural power is this, it obviously didn't hurt at all...

No, there is no physical damage, but the trauma of the mind in a short moment, the tiger demon feels that it takes a long life to heal!

The resentment value from the tiger demon is +6999.

Zheng Jian looked at the huge black tiger lying in front of him like a mountain in his spare time. On those huge claws, the nails alone were several feet long...

However, it didn't work!

"Look, this time I made you fully prepared to come back!" Zheng Jian teased.

The tiger demon's mind has completely collapsed, and its huge body maintains this weird posture, making it feel ashamed.

Well, look at those little demons, they are all staring at the huge buttocks of the tiger demon...

"Your Majesty is so mighty! So mellow! So curled up!"

Tiger Demon: "..."

The key is that Zheng Jian doesn't move at this time, and it can't move either, as if... deliberately giving its buttocks to the little monsters behind it to look like...

If the tiger demon was a modern person, he would understand this familiar feeling at this time...

Social death!

"Are you convinced?" Zheng Jian said leisurely, now he likes this move more and more, "100% being caught empty-handed", it is simply a magical skill against the enemy!

Although there is no physical damage, the spiritual damage is simply infinite!

If we come up with the second form of 100% empty-handed receiving the white blade in the future, if a large group of opponents kneel down to catch the white blade...

That resentment value is not "squeaky"...

Hearing this sentence, the tiger demon was trembling with anger, his whole body was sweating and his limbs were cold on a hot day!

Can the Three Realms be better? How will our Yaozu live to be satisfied? Tears flowed down unsatisfactorily. The Three Realms are full of oppression against the Yaozu. When will the Yaozu truly stand up?

The resentment value from the tiger demon is +6999.

Zheng Jian smiled, and put away the Great Evil King again.

The tiger demon immediately regained its strength again, but this time, it didn't want to be humiliated anymore. It put away its real body and returned to its normal size. Wronged.

It aggrieved and said: "Master Dao... this king, no, Xiaohu won't eat you anymore, please spare Xiaohu..."

Zheng Jian chuckled, "I really don't want to eat it? Pindao is delicious, braised in soy sauce or steamed!"

"I won't come, I won't come... Xiaohu doesn't dare anymore! I just hope that you can spare Xiaohu..." The tiger demon was completely frightened...

"Well, from today onwards, you will be the Tiger Pioneer of Pindao! Don't feel wronged, Pindao is the envoy of the Black Lotus under the seat of Wutian Buddha. After 300 years, when Wutian Buddha comes, it will be the Three Realms As soon as it is all in our hands, as long as you take the little demon and follow Pindao to learn culture, you will never be treated badly!"

At the front, the tiger demon felt tall and tall, but at the back, he was a little confused, "Holy, holy envoy...what do you learn?"

"Learn to read and write! Otherwise, how can we help Wutian Buddha govern the Three Realms?" Zheng Jian said with a smile.

Tiger Demon: "..."

Is the introversion of the Yaozu so serious these days?

Even being a king of the mountain has to learn to read and write?

"Why, you don't want to?" Zheng Jian said coldly, and raised the Great Evil King in his hand again.

The tiger demon suddenly felt his whole body loose and weak, and said quickly: "I am willing! Learn, learn, learn!"

"Not only do you have to learn, but you also have to study hard! From today onwards, eating human flesh is prohibited, and learning to read and write, do you hear that?" Zheng Jian said indifferently.

"Yes! I would like to obey the order of the envoy." The tiger demon hurriedly said, behind him, all the little demons agreed in a daze.

……

When Zheng Jian set off a vigorous enlightenment movement for the demon race in Beiju Luzhou, the scripture learning team in Xiniu Hezhou encountered new tribulations.

This time, the monkey made a difficult mistake again...

Because there appeared a monkey that was exactly the same as it, with the same skills, the same strength, and even the same appearance...

Tang Sanzang was at a loss, and couldn't tell which one was Monkey King and which one was not...

Both monkeys said that they were real and the other was fake, with exactly the same expressions...

From the East China Sea Dragon Palace to the Heavenly Court, from the Heavenly Court to the Underworld...

Di Ting, under Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, knows the truth, but the truth of the falsehood is too great, so it doesn't dare to say it!