I am not a serious young man
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The resentment value from Wutian is +6999.
"You...you wait, I will think about how to hate you! I still don't believe that I can't cure you..." Wutian ran away.
What a shame!
Seeing this scene, Ju Xie suddenly felt that it would be a good idea to submit to the Wutian Buddha, as if it was interesting...
At the very least, this person's heart is much wider than that of Xitian Lingshan, and he won't be furious because of a word from his subordinates.
Zheng Jian coughed twice, and then said lightly: "Now let's talk about the rules. First of all, from today on, you can't think about how to eat people all day long, but study! Here, I recommend you to learn from the Four Books and Five Classics. ..."
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Chapter 554 The Eye of the King of the Daughter Country
Ju Xie was stunned, "Why should I learn that stuff?"
"Brain is a good thing, but it's a pity you don't have it! If you don't study hard now, the Buddha will rule the Three Realms in the future. How can you help him manage the Three Realms?"
"Tell you, don't dream about harvesting yang and nourishing yin all day long, read more books, recite more poems, and have ink in your stomach, and poetry and calligraphy in your stomach, and you will not be afraid to travel all over the world, you know? I will come back in a year Check, if you haven’t memorized the Four Books, you will be fined to go to Xiliang Women’s Kingdom to clean the toilets!”
The giant scorpion said angrily: "I am a goblin, how dare you insult me like this! Look at the trick!"
As he said that, the giant scorpion directly took out a three-pronged fork and stabbed at Zheng Jian.
Zheng Jian's heart moved, and the Great Evil King appeared in his hand. He swung it down and shouted: "The witch looks at the sword!"
"100% Received by Empty Hands"!
As soon as the words fell, a strange force enveloped the whole body of the giant scorpion, and she loosened her hands, and the three-pronged fork fell to the ground!
Then, with a "slap" on both knees, he knelt down, clasped his hands together, and coincidentally pinched the Great Evil King to his chest...
Not an inch!
Giant Scorpion: "..."
The resentment value from the giant scorpion is +5999.
Zheng Jian looked at the appearance of the Great Evil King being caught, "As expected of a monster! As expected of a giant... scorpion!"
The giant scorpion was ashamed and angry, what kind of weird supernatural power is this?
Why did I take the sword in such a shameful posture!
Seeing this, Zheng Jian took back the Great Evil King, and turned around Shi Shiran, "I told you to study hard, but you must not listen."
Juxie suddenly felt that the strange force that made her unable to move disappeared, as if he didn't believe in evil, he picked up the three-pronged fork again and rushed towards Zheng Jian.
Zheng Jian had expected it a long time ago, and turned around again, "The witch looks at the sword!"
The Great Evil King slashed down, and the giant scorpion once again knelt down to receive the sword...
The resentment value from the giant scorpion is +5999.
In the Huating, a group of little monsters were stunned...
In Hei Lianzhong, Wutian looked at this scene and exclaimed: "It's actually the power of rules... This supernatural power is not simple!"
He suddenly felt that recruiting Zheng Jian was really a stroke of genius, this guy is a treasure!
Zheng Jian withdrew his sword again, Juxie didn't dare to chase him anymore...
"Study hard. As the successors of Wutian Buddha who will rule the Three Realms 300 years later, we must learn cultural knowledge well in order to help Wutian Buddha manage the Three Realms! One year later, I will check the "Four Books". Sword three hundred times!"
After Zheng Jian left a word, Shi Shi ran out of Pipa Cave...
The giant scorpion sat paralyzed in the cave, only feeling that Yaosheng's future was gloomy!
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In Daughter's Middle School, Tang Seng's mentor and apprentice were surrounded like pandas crossing the street. Ordinary people, shops and merchants almost crowded the streets of the city, wanting to take a look at the "man"!
Looking at it, Tang Seng is handsome and handsome, and immediately attracted countless women. From a 76-year-old woman to a 16-year-old girl, they all wished to drag Tang Seng to their homes and have a good time first. ...
I can't close my legs at all!
When Tang Seng saw this kind of battle, he was so scared that he couldn't speak. The key is that these are still human beings, not monsters...
Relying on Bajie's fierce appearance, the four of them came to the Yingyang Pavilion post amidst the hustle and bustle, intending to exchange the customs clearance documents.
This Yicheng is also a beautiful female official, upon seeing this, he hurriedly welcomed Tang Monk and his disciples in, and said with a smile, "Where is the guest?"
While laughing, he stared fiercely at Tang Seng's handsome face, his eyes flickered, and he didn't hide his tenderness at all.
Tang Seng was flustered by the female officer's stare, so he could only say: "The poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the east, and went to the west to worship Buddha and pray for scriptures."
Upon hearing this, the monkey smiled and added: "My master is the younger brother of Emperor Tang..."
When the female official heard this, she immediately knew that Tang Seng was a noble person, and she was not something she could covet, so she said: "Elder, rest for a while, and the next official will go to the city to report to my king immediately, and switch Guan Wen."
The female official entered the city and went to the palace again, where she met the king of the daughter kingdom, and said: "My lord, there is Tang Sanzang, the emperor's younger brother from the Tang Dynasty in the east, with three apprentices and a white horse. Longma wants to go to the west to pray to the Buddha and ask for scriptures, can you ask the king if he can switch the Guan Wen with him and let him go west?"
The queen heard the words, her heart was full of joy, and she hurriedly said to the civil and military courtiers below: "The widow had a dream last night. I dreamed that the golden screen was colorful and the jade mirror was shining brightly. It turns out that it is a sign of great joy today."
It turned out that there had been no males in this daughter country of Xiliang since ancient times, and no males came here, but now, Tang Sanzang came, he was still a handsome monk, and the Queen was immediately tempted.
The queen then sent the female grand teacher of the dynasty to the post house to propose marriage first, while she dressed up and was ready to go to greet her in person, as the saying goes: a scholar dies for a confidant, and a woman looks like a pleasing one.
The queen wears silk shoes on her feet, a colorful phoenix crown on her head, a slender waist and a vertical jade belt, and a colorful gold cloak. Her jade fingers are like spring onions, and her lips contain vermilion red.
On the other side, under the persuasion of the grand master and the analysis of the monkey, Tang Seng pretended to agree to the matchmaking by the grand master.
The queen was overjoyed upon hearing the news, and immediately came to welcome Tang Seng in person, while a group of female officials hurriedly cleaned the palace and organized the banquet, which was on an unprecedented scale.
When Queen Luan arrived outside Deyingyang Pavilion, Tang Seng came out after hearing the sound, but met the eyes of the Queen who had just got off the chariot.
Seeing that Tang Seng's appearance was indeed handsome, the queen was overjoyed immediately, and said softly, "Brother Yu, why don't you hurry up and board the car together!"
In the group of female officials, Zheng Jian also turned into a big man in women's clothing to watch. Although he is used to seeing stunning beauties, he still feels extremely amazing when he sees the king of the Daughter Kingdom. For me, it feels a bit overshadowed...
"This is truly breathtakingly beautiful! Needless to say, in terms of beauty, I, Madara Jianyuan, call the king of the Daughter Kingdom the strongest!" Zheng Jian secretly praised in his heart.
Zheng Jian, the diamond straight man, praised him, but you can't see it when you are a Tang monk?
Good guy, when Tang Seng saw the queen and heard this voice that made half of his body shudder, his face turned red in an instant, and he was so shy that he didn't dare to look up at the queen again.
And that old pig, who stared straight at the eyeballs and drooled to his chin without knowing it.
At that moment, the queen sincerely invited her younger brother to get on the car. Tang Seng was still struggling, so the monkey pushed Tang Seng to the front of the car, and Tang Seng got on the car if he refused to welcome...
Suddenly, there was a burst of singing in the crowd,
"Mandarin ducks and double-dwelling butterflies fly together, and the spring color in the garden is intoxicating.
Quietly ask the holy monk, is the daughter beautiful?
Is your daughter beautiful?
What about royal power and wealth, and why are you afraid of clear rules?
I only wish that the sky and the earth will last forever, and I will be closely with the person I want.
Ai Liai, Ai Lian Yi, may this life always be with you..."
When the queen heard the song, she just felt that the song was sung to her heart, and she couldn't help staring at Tang Seng stupidly.
Of course Tang Seng also heard this beautiful singing, and his Zen mind became a little unsteady for a while. When he raised his head again, he touched the queen's clear and affectionate eyes, and felt his heart tremble and his face flushed.
On the chariot, although there was no verbal communication between the two, it was just the meeting of eyes, which gave a feeling that silence speaks louder than words.
In the palace, the banquet was set up, and the three monkey brothers let go of their stomachs to eat, while Tang Seng sat beside the queen, feeling more and more restless. The unstoppable battle between heaven and man.
At this moment, Tang Seng only felt that the Zen mind that he had practiced for decades was almost lost.
During the banquet, the Tang monk asked the monkey to present the certificate of customs clearance, and the queen took it. Upon closer inspection, there were nine seals of the Tang emperor on it, and below that were the seals of Baoxiang, Wuji, and Chechi.
The Queen looked at it, and Jiao Didi said: "Brother Yu, why is there no name of a high-ranking apprentice?"
Tang Seng quickly explained the origins of the three apprentices, and finally said: "They are all apprentices accepted on the way, so there is no Dharma name on them."
The queen thought for a while, her beautiful eyes moved, and she said softly: "Brother Yu, let me add their names for you, okay?"
This "Okay" immediately made half of Tang Seng's body go numb, and quickly regained his mind, "But according to Your Majesty's will."
Immediately, the queen asked someone to fetch a pen, ink, paper and inkstone, and wrote the dharma names of "Sun Wukong, Zhu Wuneng, and Sha Wujing" on the customs clearance document, and took out the imperial seal of the daughter country, and the seal was completed.
The monkey took it, and the queen said softly: "You are so lucky to go to learn the scriptures on behalf of my younger brother, and I will thank you very much when you come back from learning the scriptures."
The monkey waved his hand, just laughed and didn't speak.
After the meal, Tang Seng said: "Please trouble your Majesty and the poor monk to send them out of the city. I will give you a few instructions, and then I will come back and marry your Majesty."
The queen is an honest girl, and she really believed it right away, so she went out of the city side by side with Tang Seng to see off three apprentices.
When they got outside the city, the three disciples said loudly: "Your Majesty, you don't have to send him away, I'll go right here."
Seeing this, the Tang monk jumped out of the chariot, stepped on the white dragon horse, and said with cupped hands: "Your Majesty, please go back, poor monk... has gone."
When the queen heard this, she hurriedly grabbed Tang Monk's sleeves, "Brother Yu, I would like to respect you as king and I as empress. The wedding banquet was eaten, why have you changed your mind now?"
As she said that, there were tears in her beautiful eyes, and she looked at Tang Seng affectionately, feeling like a knife was twisting her heart.
Tang Seng looked at the queen, seeing the face of the most beautiful woman in Hezhou, Xiniu, with pear blossoms and rain, and couldn't say any harsh words to reject the queen for a while.
The queen pulled Tang Seng with tears in her eyes, "Brother Yu, think about it carefully, should you marry or not?"
In her eyes, there was one point of resentment, three points of liking, five points of reluctance, and seven points of affection, which almost instantly killed Tang Seng's Zen mind.
Tang Seng looked at the Queen's eyes and felt his heart was beating so fast that he said like a ghost, "Marry!"
Then, the white dragon horse heard "drive"!
Immediately, he raised his front hoof and ran away carrying Tang Seng...
Tang Seng turned his head back in astonishment, seeing the Queen in tears, the second seeing the Queen's reluctance, and the third seeing the Queen, he felt helpless in his heart...
Among the female officials, Zheng Jian saw this, holding a suona in his hand, and the BGM "Daughter's Love" sounded in time...
Listening to the lingering mood in the suona sound, the Queen couldn't help but burst into tears, feeling very sad, and called softly, "Brother Yu..."
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Chapter 555 Bodhisattva, there must be something wrong with this matter!
Luojia Mountain in the South China Sea, the Avalokitesvara Dojo.
Venerable Avalokitesvara is in a good mood recently. Since Zheng Jian, a humble fairy in Baoxiang Kingdom, was grounded by Buddha and Jade Emperor a few years ago, the journey westward to learn Buddhist scriptures has returned to normal.
And she also appeared on the stage from time to time to show her holiness, and even accepted the bull demon king's son Honghaier as a good fortune boy in Haoshan, and took back the carp she had released earlier in Tongtian River, feeling that everything is so beautiful.
But now, the people of Xiniu Hezhou have gradually increased their worship of Buddhism, and the power of incense and merit is increasing every day, just like the subscription of this book, it has reached a new level.
"According to the calculation of the distance, this time, the monkey should be stung by the scorpion spirit of Pipa Mountain! Or, let the monkey head suffer more, so that in the future it will be more obedient to convert to Buddhism." Venerable Guanyin secretly thought, this While thinking about it, he made a move, and the water in front of him was rippling, forming a water mirror, showing the movement of Tang Seng and his disciples.
Venerable Avalokitesvara happened to catch a glimpse of the scene where Tang Seng left the daughter country and rode away on horseback, so he couldn't help nodding, "Jin Chanzi's Zen heart is still very firm!"
"Should the scorpion spirit be on the stage?" Venerable Guanyin said silently in his heart.
However, until Tang Seng and his disciples had crossed Pipa Mountain, Scorpion Spirit remained silent, as if he had forgotten that Tang Seng and his party were still there.
Venerable Guanyin: "???"
what's the situation?
Venerable Avalokitesvara suddenly had a familiar feeling again, there was always a fear of being dominated by cheap immortals, as if everything began to exceed her expectations again.
Venerable Avalokitesvara couldn't sit still, and immediately took Hui'an Walker, that is, Mu Zha, out of the South China Sea, and went straight to the Pipa Cave of Xiliang Women's Country.
When he arrived at the cave, the Venerable Avalokitesvara touched his hand casually, and said calmly: "Mu Zha, go into the cave and see, what is that scorpion spirit doing? Be careful not to reveal its whereabouts, that scorpion spirit is very powerful in poisoning horses with one hand. If you get stung, even the Buddha will be in pain for a long time."
Mu Zha: "..."
Mu Zha refused in his heart, the Buddha would be pierced in unbearable pain, you let me go?
But people had to bow their heads under the eaves, and Mu Zha didn't dare to refuse the Bodhisattva's arrangement, and immediately sneaked into the Pipa Cave.
However, he walked around in a big circle, not to mention the scorpion spirit, not even the little demon...
Mu Zha came out of the cave, clasped his hands together and said, "Master, all the demons in the cave have gone to nowhere, but I haven't seen any of them."
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