I am not a serious young man

When the old woman saw Tang Seng and his disciples, her eyes almost popped out, and she exclaimed, "Men! Sisters, come and see, men..."

As soon as the words were finished, three or four old women turned out from the wine shop, looked at Tang Seng and his disciples, and couldn't help laughing lightly.

The monkey was furious, rushed forward and said, "Why are you laughing? Get some hot soup!"

Zheng Jian raised his plain hand, drank a glass of wine, and said softly, "What hot soup are you drinking? Even if you drink it, it won't cure their stomachache!"

Monkey turned his head when he heard the sound, and when he saw Zheng Jian, he only felt a familiar feeling, but he couldn't see anything unusual.

Zheng Jian secretly marveled at the power of Hei Lian, which made the monkey's piercing eyes unable to see his true appearance. It was simply the best vest exclusive prop.

"Then tell me quickly, what's going on with my master and the others?" Monkey jumped in front of Zheng Jian and asked.

Zheng Jian pinched the orchid finger delicately, "If you ask the sister in the store, you will know?"

"Hurry up!" the monkey grinned...

Zheng Jian covered his mouth and chuckled again, and then said with a smile: "Did you drink the water in the river?"

The monkey said, "Is there poison in the river?"

"No, no... here we are, Xiliang women's country, and there is no man in the country, so we are surprised to see you! As for the river, it is called the Zimu River. After drinking the water, you will become pregnant. Having a baby... Judging by the appearance of your master, it must be...you are happy..." Zheng Jian turned into a big man in women's clothes, which felt quite novel, and suddenly reminded him of Dongfang Lengchan in the past...

After hearing this, the monkey turned his head to look at the old women, and saw them nodding their heads one after another. He knew in his heart that this must be true, and he couldn't help but rejoice that he didn't drink just now...

Otherwise, what is it for a dignified stone monkey to give birth to a baby monkey?

What if it was born as a small stone?

The monkey turned back to Tang Seng, and after explaining the reason, Tang Seng was so horrified that his face lost all color, and he almost passed out...

Seeing this, the old woman smiled and said: "If you don't believe me, you can continue to move forward. There is a photo spring outside the post gate of the Yingyang Pavilion outside the city. You can tell if there is a baby in your belly with a photo... ..."

Tang Seng and Ba Jie felt dizzy and their bodies were in severe pain, but what they feared the most... was the shock brought about by the news of the birth of a child.

Bajie howled dryly: "It hurts me too! I never imagined that a woman's pregnancy would be so painful..."

Drifting hurriedly grabbed Ba Jie, laughed like he was watching a show, "Second senior brother, don't move around! Be careful if you move your fetus, or you will suffer from a prenatal disease..."

Bajie was so frightened that he cried, he pulled the monkey and said, "Brother Monkey, hurry up and find two experienced women who are familiar with Master and my old pig. If the birth is about to happen, at least there will be someone to take care of you!"

"What should I do?" Tang Seng lamented, after going through so many hardships along the way, Biansheng encountered such a strange thing, which directly made Tang Seng doubt his life...

Bajie suddenly had an idea, and said: "Grandma, do you have abortion pills here, go and buy some."

"Medicine doesn't help!" the old lady said, just when she was about to mention the birth spring...

Hearing this, Zheng Jian suddenly interjected: "Since you are good monks, you value life and don't kill! Now, are you going to be a murderer?"

Bajie heard the sound and said angrily: "You bitch, you are talking nonsense! Why have we ever killed someone?"

"Since you have a fetus, although the fetus has not yet been born, it has already become life and a soul in the womb! If you want to abort, you will hurt the life of the baby! Tiger poison does not eat babies, I can't think of you. A monk who opens his mouth and shuts his mouth is about to kill his own child..." Zheng Jian said eloquently.

Tang Seng and Bajie were speechless for a moment...

The monkey listened, and smiled immediately: "That's the truth! Back then, my grandson was also a fairy fetus before he was born. If anyone smashed my fairy fetus, wouldn't my grandson be gone long ago? My grandson, I will never allow anyone to destroy me...Master, do you still remember what you said: Sweeping the floor is afraid of killing ants, and cherishing the moth gauze lamp?"

Tang Seng: "..."

Seeing Tang Seng's appearance, Sha Seng had a guess in his heart, so he persuaded: "Master, you can't be soft-hearted at this time, besides, this fetus was only conceived today, and it is not considered a living thing! Now I can't think of a way, and it will be born later." My child, how do I go to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures?"

Tang Seng hurriedly borrowed the slope to get off the donkey, weeping and said: "Of course I understand it as a teacher, but my mother-in-law said that the medicine is useless, so what can I do?"

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Chapter 553 You Open Your Mouth, I'll Come Out Right Away

After hearing Tang Seng's words, Monkey and Zheng Jian understood at the same time.

To put it bluntly, at the critical moment, Tang Seng's choice is no different from that of ordinary people...

What "sweeping the floor may harm the lives of ants, cherish the moth veil lamps" is just talking on weekdays.

In the original book, although there is no narration in the main text, in the appendix, there is a chapter dedicated to Tang Seng's Revenge. Tang Seng was not lenient when dealing with the enemy, and directly took the enemy Liu Hong to the bank of the Jing River, and sacrificed his father alive!

Although this is revenge, it is not soft-hearted for a monk to do this.

The same thing happened with this pregnancy...

If Buddhism is really bright and bright, Kinnara will not become Heavenless, and this calamity will not happen!

This is all gossip, far away...

But when the old woman saw Tang Seng weeping, she couldn't help but said: "Although the abortion pill is useless, it is not impossible."

Hearing this, Tang Seng hurriedly said, "I beg my mother-in-law to show me clearly."

The old woman said: "Thirty miles to the south, there is a mountain called Jieyang Mountain. There is a hole in the mountain. There is a waterfall spring in the cave. Just take a mouthful of the water from the waterfall and drink it, and it will be gone. Fetal gas."

Tang Seng was overjoyed, and hurriedly struggled: "Wukong, would you please go and fetch a ladle of spring water for Master?"

The monkey was a little bit reluctant...but he went on the cloud after all.

Zheng Jian drank the wine in his glass in one gulp, and left the wine shop.

"Hmm... I'm still good-looking after all, I'm so pretty after being a woman, I want to marry myself!" Zheng Jian muttered to himself.

In the black lotus, Wutian's voice suddenly came, "Not only you think, but as your master, I also want to!"

Zheng Jian: "..."

What the hell!

In the black lotus, Wutian laughed unceasingly, feeling a sense of comfort of revenge.

"Buddha, didn't you say that you are busy? I think you are so idle? You actually overheard me talking to myself!" Zheng Jian said angrily.

Wutian coughed dryly twice, "That's not true! I don't have time to listen to you talking about these things. It's like this. There is a banshee in Xiliang female country, whose strength is average, but she has a unique skill to defeat horses and poison. Tathagata has suffered a lot! You go and gather her..."

Zheng Jian was taken aback. Speaking of this scorpion spirit, he still knew its origin.

This scorpion spirit once heard Tathagata talk about scriptures in Leiyin Temple in the past.

Once, listening to it, the scorpion spirit was fascinated without realizing it, and got close to the Tathagata, and was spotted by the Tathagata, and under the scolding, the scorpion spirit directly hooked the Tathagata with its tail!

The Tathagata obtained the Buddha's golden body, but was pierced in unbearable pain, and hurriedly sent many arhats to arrest him. This scorpion spirit is also powerful, and escaped from Leiyin Temple, and stayed in this Xiliang female country...

"Buddha, I... the Tathagata is at a loss. I am a fairy, how can you help you win her..." Zheng Jian wondered.

Wutian smiled, "Aren't you still a child, Yuanyang has not leaked, and you are most coveted by those banshees! You...go to seduce her...you are so good-looking, don't use your own handsome skin, Do something for our cause?"

Zheng Jian: "...I refuse!"

Damn, why are you asking me to trick you?

"Don't rush to refuse... I'm telling you, even though the banshee has a demon body, she is extremely charming. You will benefit from it, and you won't suffer!" Wutian coaxed.

"Impossible!" Zheng Jian sternly refused. Is it great to be beautiful?Can I take off my clothes just because I'm pretty?

I've seen so many beautiful girls, crying and shouting to get me, did I let them get it?

Is Xiaolongnu not beautiful enough, or Xiaobai not charming enough?What's more, Wan Wan is pure and lustful, have I compromised?

Wutian heard the words, and said bluntly: "You can do whatever you want! As long as the result is the result, you don't want to be tricked by beautiful men, as long as you earn scorpion essence to vote for it."

After all, Wutian hung up the phone... um, no, it cut Heilian's contact.

Zheng Jian had no choice but to walk towards the Pipa Cave of the Poisonous Enemy Mountain, thinking of a way to subdue the scorpion spirit.

In front of Dudi Mountain, at the entrance of Pipa Cave, Zheng Jian used a technique of transformation, turned into a small fly and flew into the cave, but he planned to play by ear.

After entering the cave and flying past the second floor door, I saw a banshee sitting in a pavilion, accompanied by a few little demons on the left and right, who were talking about something.

Not to mention, this scorpion spirit is indeed very charming. By the way...if she is ugly, she probably doesn't have the confidence to seduce Tang Seng...

While hesitating, Zheng Jian suddenly saw a few little monsters lined up from the depths, holding a plate with steamed stuffed buns in their hands.

Zheng Jian's heart moved, and he made up his mind.

Needless to say, since I don't want to use the beauty trick, and I don't want to taste the poison of the scorpion spirit, I can only use this trick of "disaster from the mouth"...

Therefore, Zheng Jian, taking advantage of the fact that the little demons were not paying attention, directly came and changed positions, and he became the top steamed stuffed bun.

The little demons walked into the pavilion, bowed and said: "Grandma, the buns are here, would you like to try them, this one is meat buns, and the other one is vegetarian buns."

Zheng Jian's heart moved, and he just turned into a meat bun, and he couldn't help but secretly said in his heart: "Scorpion essence, scorpion essence, you must not be a vegetarian... Come here for meat! Come for meat! Come for meat!"

Perhaps his nagging had an effect, the scorpion spirit stretched out her slender hand, directly pinched the meat bun that Zheng Jian had turned into, and brought it to her mouth.

With her cherry lips parted, Zheng Jian rushed directly into the banshee's mouth, and Gulu slipped into the banshee's stomach...

The scorpion looked at his empty right hand in bewilderment, what's going on?I haven't eaten this bun yet, why did I run in by myself?

The scorpion spirit instinctively sensed that something was wrong!

And Zheng Jian showed his figure in the stomach of the scorpion spirit, holding the great evil king who turned into a god, and lightly stroked the stomach wall of the scorpion spirit...

The scorpion spirit suddenly let out a cry of pain, "Ouch! Abdominal pain... the pain hurts me too... there is something wrong with this bun!"

"Hello? Juxie, can you hear me?" Zheng Jian yelled in his stomach.

The scorpion spirit heard the sound, looked around blankly, and shouted: "Who is it? Who is talking?"

"Who is singing, it warms the loneliness, the white clouds and the blue sky are still drifting with tears..." Zheng Jian sang loudly in the belly of Xie Zijing.

After singing, Xie Zijing finally realized that the voice came from her stomach, and couldn't help panicking: "Who the hell are you? What do you want to do?"

"Juxie, I am the Black Lotus Holy Envoy of Wutian Buddha! I am here to recruit you under the order of the Buddha. Are you willing to become the guardian of the Black Lotus Holy Envoy?" Zheng Jian said loudly in the giant scorpion's stomach. road.

Ju Xie said angrily: "What Wutian Buddha, I've never heard of it! Get out of here quickly!"

The resentment value from the giant scorpion is +5999.

Zheng Jian smiled slightly, and the Great Evil King in his hand slashed the giant scorpion's stomach wall again!

"Ah!" Juxie suddenly cried out in pain, "Don't, don't move! Please... I will promise you whatever you want me to do!"

Zheng Jian didn't expect the giant scorpion to compromise so easily, so he said loudly: "Then you swear by your soul to be loyal to this holy envoy and Wutian Buddha."

Juxie had no choice but to swear allegiance to Yuanshen, and finally said: "Can you come out now?"

Zheng Jian smiled and said, "Yes! Open your mouth, and I'll come out..."

Ju Xie hurriedly opened his red lips and stuck out his tongue, waiting for Zheng Jian to come out.

The next moment, Zheng Jian came out of the giant scorpion's mouth and stood in the pavilion, holding the black lotus in his hand, and an evil, charming and wild temperament rushed towards his face.

When the giant scorpion saw this, his teeth itch with hatred, "Despicable! How dare you use such indecent means! You have grown such a good skin for nothing!"

The resentment value from the giant scorpion is +5999.

Zheng Jian smiled charmingly, and said lightly: "Buddha, the giant scorpion has been captured!"

In the black lotus, Wutian's phantom manifested again, looking at the giant scorpion in front of him, he was quite satisfied with Zheng Jian's ability to handle affairs, "Not bad! I really saw you right..."

Zheng Jian smiled modestly, "It's all cultivated by the Buddha!"

"Hahahaha..." Wutian laughed loudly, he loved to hear these words, and immediately, he looked at Juxie again, and said indifferently: "Juxie, this seat is the great sage Mara of the demon world, named Wutian Buddha! You belong to me!" Under his command, he will never suffer! 300 years from now, it will be the time when I rule the Three Realms, and by that time, all Tathagata Jade Emperors will have to stand aside!"

Ju Xie could feel the unfathomable aura of that figure in the phantom, and dared to wrestle with the Jade Emperor and Tathagata, he must be a big bull, but at the moment, he lost a little bit of hatred, and sincerely said: "Yes."

"For these 300 years, you will listen to the command of the Holy Envoy of the Black Lotus! When the true body of this seat comes, it will be the day when you will become Buddhas and ancestors." Wutian said lightly.

"Yes, Buddha!" ​​The giant scorpion replied, it's not only 300 years, but it's not far away.

Wutian nodded in satisfaction, and immediately looked at Zheng Jian, "By the way, Heilian, I ask you, what do you belong to?"

Zheng Jian heard the words and said in a daze, "Huh?"

"My seat asks your zodiac sign, what is your zodiac sign?" Wutian repeated again.

Zheng Jian pondered for a while, and replied: "Go back to the Buddha, I belong to the dog."

Wutian waved his hand, "No, you are my subordinate, so you belong to me!"

Giant Scorpion: "..."

Wutian was very proud, this was something he had finally thought of in his spare time, so he wanted to try it with Zheng Jian right now.

Zheng Jian glanced at Wutian's pitch-black figure manifested on the black lotus, and asked curiously, "Buddha, are you a dog?"

Wutian Buddha: "..."

The giant scorpion almost laughed out loud!