I am not a serious young man

Wutian thought about this simple question, and the words were on the verge of his mouth, and suddenly realized something was wrong, so he stopped hastily.

"..."

Wutian immediately understood why this guy had to explain in advance that he likes to piss people off!

The resentment value from Wutian is +8999.

Wutian had a bad fit, so he had to say: "You change it! Change it..."

Zheng Jian was so moved that he almost cried. Where can I find such a good boss?

Zheng Jian pondered for a while, and said: "Okay! Change one this time, let's make a pair, and it's fine if you match up."

Wutian breathed a sigh of relief, it wasn't just about digging holes.

"Okay, let's get out of the Shanglian." Wutian smiled lightly. Although he is a great sage in the devil world, he is not an ignorant Zhang Yu...

Zheng Jian smiled and said: "Listen well, my first couplet is: I am still young, you are old, don't think of old cows eating tender grass."

Wutian burst out laughing immediately, "Hahahaha, you bastard, you are really... cheap! This is not difficult, and the second line of my seat is: the cow is not old, the grass withers first, don't treat yourself as a fairy."

Zheng Jian stared at Wutian's phantom in amazement, okay, boss!

"Listen to me again, Cimu enters Chaimen, and idlers are not allowed to enter."

Wutian said leisurely: "The mountain of smoke is born because of the fire, and the life is splendid. You have asked several times, and I will come to test you. You don't need to work hard, you just need to keep the rhyme. building?"

Even if Zheng Jiandang got excited, it was a rare experience to be able to battle with Wutian, and he opened his mouth immediately, "It's too simple! I'm worried about... I have to rhyme!"

Wutian shook suddenly when he heard the words...

The resentment value from Wutian is +8999.

Wutian felt that he was suddenly a little short of energy and blood, and quickly said: "I won't come, I won't come... You bastard, you dare to take advantage of me!"

Zheng Jian felt refreshed in his heart, but on the surface he said, "All right. Then how should I address you, Your Excellency?"

"You still call me Your Excellency? Forget it, I can't blame you entirely, after all, you can't call me by my name directly! In this way, you can call me Wutian Buddha in the future." Wutian said lightly.

"Okay, Buddha." Zheng Jian said kindly.

Wutian didn't expect that he would go so smoothly, it made him doubtful.

"In this way, you keep this black lotus, and I will use this black lotus to contact you at any time! Now, this seat gives you the first task, to develop offline power for this seat! With the cover of the black lotus, even if Even the Tathagata will not see through your origin, you can do it boldly." Wutian said in a deep voice.

Zheng Jian's heart moved, "Buddha, you mean... I can go out now?"

Wutian laughed loudly, "That's natural! However, in order not to arouse the suspicion of the gods and Buddhas of the Three Realms, you must change your identity! When I descend, it doesn't matter..."

When Zheng Jian heard this, he was a little confused: "The Buddha's orders, the subordinates should obey. However, if the subordinates just leave like this... it is inevitable that they will be noticed and blamed by Tianting and Lingshan."

Wutian thought for a while, and said: "This is not a difficult task! In this way, I will teach you a supernatural power, incarnation outside the body!"

Zheng Jian was overjoyed, Wutian Buddha is also very generous to be the boss, and he will give away the supernatural powers if he says so!

"Thank you Buddha."

Wutian nodded and said: "So, I will wait for your good news!"

As he spoke, Wutian disappeared into the vortex, leaving only this black lotus spinning endlessly in front of Zheng Jianjian.

Zheng Jian rubbed his hands together, took the black lotus in his hands, and penetrated with a ray of spiritual consciousness, and found that it contained a magical formula, which was the technique of "Incarnation Outside the Body".

For Wutian Buddha, Zheng Jian actually doesn't have much ill feeling, this guy is not a big villain, and to be honest, being Wutian's subordinate is actually quite comfortable...

After all, Wutian Buddha's mantra, "It can't all be blamed on you" is too famous...

"It's a pity! If the Jade Emperor hadn't been one step ahead of you, I'm afraid I would really be willing to help you..." Zheng Jian sighed in his heart, "I'm sorry, I'm the undercover agent of the Heavenly Court!"

Regarding the cause and effect of the Jade Emperor, Zheng Jian now has some clues, nothing more than helping the Jade Emperor survive the catastrophe that will sweep the Three Realms 300 years later...

In the original time and space, the Jade Emperor did not leave behind, and completely pinned his hopes on the Tathagata Buddha's backhand—the monkey.

After the fall of the Three Realms, almost relying on the monkey's own strength to defeat Wutian!

And this time and space, the Jade Emperor obviously has his own arrangements...

"This system detects that the host has obtained "Incarnation Outside the Body", and specially launches a one-click cultivation service for a limited time. It only needs to consume 10 resentment points to directly cultivate this supernatural power."

While thinking, the voice of the system suddenly sounded in Zheng Jian's mind.

Zheng Jian was taken aback, and complained: "Fuck, what's the matter with your TX father's tone?"

"Then do you want it? If you don't want it, the system will be taken back!" Hearing this, the system said angrily.

"Yes, yes, yes! Check it out! 10 points can be directly repaired, why not!" Zheng Jian said hastily.

"Deducting 10 points of resentment, the empowerment is successful."

The next moment, a ray of light flashed by, and Zheng Jian instantly felt that he really had mastered the supernatural power of "Incarnation Outside the Body".

After this supernatural power, Zheng Jian felt that it was much more advanced than the avatar technique of ordinary immortals.

Monkeys also know how to clone themselves. With a handful of monkey hair, many clones can be created.

But that kind of avatar can't exist for a long time, and it will disappear when the mana dissipates, which is actually a spell in essence.

And the "Incarnation Outside the Body" passed by Wutian to Zheng Jian is a real supernatural power, which does not belong to the 36 Tiangang supernatural powers. It is obviously more advanced than the monkey's avatar technique. It can transform into a physical avatar with self-awareness...

But this kind of "incarnation outside the body" also has risks. The longer the deity is separated from the avatar, the avatar may have the idea of ​​​​deviating from the deity, and even grow into another Zheng Jian...

However, this is the only way to hide it from Tianting and Lingshan.

Otherwise, with a discerning eye, you can tell the truth from the fake.

Zheng Jian thought for a while, and according to the requirements of "Incarnation Outside the Body", he forced out a drop of blood, which is the essence of life!

After this drop of blood was separated, it grew longer against the wind, and soon became the appearance of Zheng Jian. Face to face with Zheng Jian, it was like looking in a mirror.

Then, he separated a part of his soul and put it into the body of the clone.

"It's done!" Zheng Jian gave a low voice, and tapped the avatar between the brows.

In an instant, the avatar opened its eyes, showing a cheap expression, "Hi, hello!"

Zheng Jian smiled, and the avatar also laughed.

"My lord, how long do you think it will take for me to become an independent individual?"

Zheng Jian was stunned for a moment, then sneered and said, "As expected of being the avatar of my humble immortal, from today onwards, you will be called Zhenjian. As for you wanting to be independent, let alone doors, there are no windows at all! You should be the deity of "Zhan Dao See Me!" "Is it fake?"

Clone Zhenjian: "...Fuck, ruthless, so cruel!"

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Chapter 552 Journey to the West Wu Yanzu

Looking at the sad clone Zhen Jian, Zheng Jian smiled slightly, and his figure changed quickly.

After the transformation of his true self was completed, his appearance and temperament changed obviously, but nothing changed, he was still very handsome, with a more evil, charming and maddening temperament.

When the avatar saw it, he couldn't help cursing immediately: "My deity, you don't want Bilian too much, and you turned into... Wu Yanzu's appearance?"

Zheng Jian's deity smiled slightly, "This seat, from now on is Journey to the West Wu Yanzu... Oh no, it should be Wu Yanzu, the envoy of the Black Lotus!"

Holding the black lotus of the Buddha in his hand, he exuded an evil and bewitching aura, and the avatar was stunned to see it.

He took out the god again, shook his hand casually, and turned into the appearance of the former great evil king, and said with a smile: "How about it, isn't it perfect now?"

Clone Zhenjian: "..."

With the great evil king in my left hand and the black lotus in my right hand, I am the lord of the evil, charming and crazy black lotus.

Under the contemptuous eyes of the avatar→_→, Zheng Jian himself disappeared on Yuanqiao Xianshan.

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Of course Zheng Jian knew the purpose of Wutian giving him the black lotus. On the one hand, this black lotus itself is a good magic weapon, and it can also prove Zheng Jian's identity as the black lotus envoy. Used to monitor Zheng Jian.

After leaving Yuanqiao Fairy Mountain, Zheng Jian headed all the way to Xiniu Hezhou.

"Hey, Tathagata Buddha, you didn't expect that, I, Zheng Jian, changed into a vest, and I'm back again..."

Along the westbound road all the way to the west, Zheng Jian saw the Tang monk and his disciples crossing the river in a short time, and an old woman was punting the boat.

Zheng Jian was taken aback. If he remembered correctly, this river... seems to be the Zimu River!

Zheng Jian hid in the clouds, and the Liuding Liujia, Wufang Jiedi, etc. who accompanied him to protect him could not find him with the hidden aura of the black lotus.

I saw him holding Hei Lian in front of him, and said in a low voice, "Hello? Are you there? Buddha, are you there?"

"I'm here, what's the matter?" Wutian's voice came out.

"Buddha, look at me now, don't I look good?" Zheng Jian said with a smile.

Wutian: "???"

The resentment value from Wutian is +5999.

"I have something to say, I'm very busy!" Wutian was left speechless by Zheng Jian again.

Zheng Jian squeezed it out, satisfied in his heart, and immediately said: "Buddha, I have found Tang Monk and his disciples, and they are crossing the river..."

Wutian was stunned for a while, "If you cross the river, just cross the river, what's the matter with me? If it's all right, I'll go to work..."

Zheng Jian smiled and said: "Buddha, don't hang up first, I will show you a good show! It is absolutely rare to see in the ages!"

Wutian: "..." He suddenly regretted giving the black lotus to Zheng Jian for safekeeping...

While talking, the Tang monk and his disciples saw that the river was clear, so they quenched their thirst with purple gold bowls filled with water.

The old woman looked at it with a smile, without saying a word.

Wutian saw it through Heilian, and asked in doubt: "Isn't it just drinking saliva? What's the fun!"

"Don't worry, don't worry! Buddha, if you miss this village, you won't have this shop. The show will begin soon..." Zheng Jian said with a smile.

Seeing this, Wutian became interested, and followed Zheng Jian to spy on the four masters and apprentices who were crossing the river below.

At this moment, Tang Seng drank less than half of it, and Bajie drank the rest...

Then, after the four of them crossed the shore and walked for a while...

Something is wrong!

First Tang Seng moaned coquettishly, "Huh? As a teacher... Why do you have a stomachache as a teacher?"

Immediately, Bajie also began to suffer from abdominal pain...

Among the black lotus, Wutian looked at it for a while, and suddenly understood, and laughed loudly: "Hahahahaha... I laughed so hard! They...they drank the water from the Zimu River... Hahahahahahaha Hiccup! You, look quickly, Tang Seng... Tang Seng is going to have a baby... hahahahaha... taking a child to learn scriptures, just thinking about it is exciting! I can even imagine the wonderful face of the Tathagata..."

Zheng Jian also laughed secretly, it's really a big world, full of wonders.

The water in this Zimu River is extremely miraculous, you can be supernatural, as long as you drink the water from this Zimu River, it will be kept for you to conceive successfully, regardless of gender or race!

No, even the boar is pregnant...

After laughing for a while, Wutian stopped laughing suddenly, and sighed: "What a pity!"

Zheng Jian asked suspiciously, "Buddha, what's the pity?"

Wutian's voice was a little regretful, "It's a pity that I can't come to the Three Realms with my real power now, otherwise I will definitely take away the Falling Tire Spring in the Poer Cave of Jieyang Mountain, and guarantee that Tang Seng will give birth to a child in this Xiliang female country... "

Zheng Jian: "..."

Ma De, if Tang Seng really gave birth to a child, it will definitely be a breaking news that will shock the Three Realms...

"Hey... Now the Tathagata is watching the Three Realms. If you are asked to take away the fetal spring, you will be directly suppressed by the Tathagata! That's all, that's all..." Wutian's voice sank, and there was no more sound.

Down below, Tang Seng and Bajie were in so much pain that they couldn't even walk, so they could only let Monkey and Drifting walk forward with each other, thinking of finding someone to treat their stomachache.

Well, they don't know that their stomachache is because of Youxi...

Thinking of this, Zheng Jian transformed himself into a young girl, lowered his head from the clouds, and entered a wine shop by the side of the road. There was an old woman in the wine shop. Seeing Zheng Jian, she smiled and said, "Guest officer, have a drink." What?"

Zheng Jian chuckled, and said crisply: "A dime of wine."

"Guest officer, please wait a moment." The old lady served the wine after a while, and Zheng Jian drank on his own, waiting to see Tang Seng and Bajie's jokes at close range.

After a while, Tang Seng and his disciples came over, groaning.

Bajie was already fat and big-eared, but after such a short period of time, his belly became bigger, and when he touched it with his hand, he could feel a blood clot in his lower abdomen, which was still moving around.

Monkey supported Tang Seng, Drifting supported Ba Jie into the restaurant, Monkey opened his mouth and said: "Mother-in-law of the store, please get us some hot soup, my master's stomach hurts badly."