I am not a serious young man

In fact, Zheng Jian did not miss Chang'an when he was in the world of "The Tang Dynasty". Compared with Chang'an in the world of Journey to the West, one has a richer atmosphere of life, and the other has a bit more unscientific color...

Looking at the sky above Chang'an, the hovering illusory dragon energy swallows up mountains and rivers and suppresses the world...

This is the center of the entire Nanzhan Buzhou!

Here, the gods and gods do not appear, and the monsters retreat. This is the world of mortals, and it is also the center of the mortal world of the earth fairy world!

This is not scientific, on the contrary, it is very metaphysical!

It is in line with the setting of the earth fairy world!

So you said, in such a place full of lights from thousands of families, there is no calculation. The beheaded Jinghe Dragon King dared to step into the palace suppressed by the National Games to threaten Li Er?

Everything... is a routine!

The so-called Taizong Tour Hell is nothing but a grand drama jointly directed by the Heavenly Court, the Underworld, and the Lingshan...

Li Er, the arrangement is clear and clear.

Otherwise, the Li family, who believed in the Supreme Dao Patriarch, would agree to go to the West to learn scriptures?

When Zheng Jian was complaining in his heart, he suddenly heard two people talking loudly from the side.

One person said: "Brother Li, I think those who fight for fame will lose their bodies because of their names; It’s not as good as ours with beautiful waters and mountains and green mountains, carefree and unrestrained, sweet and indifferent, and go with the flow.”

The other person nodded and said: "Brother Zhang is right. But your beautiful water is not as good as my mountain green."

When Zheng Jian heard this, his body trembled violently. These two were probably the two coaches of the legendary 80 navy!

The two mountain men who were insane with poetry were poured into water!

Jinshi who did not pass the examination, a mountain man who can read, and then filled a whole chapter with poems...

In contrast, "Unscrupulous Young Heroes" is simply too conscientious...

No, the two have already started. This one will sing "Butterfly Love Flower" to talk about the water show, and the other will definitely come to "Butterfly Love Flower" to talk about the green mountains; "Partridge Sky" said that the mountains are green...

Zheng Jian looked at it blankly, and listened to it. He just felt that he was worthy of the great Tang Dynasty. This literate mountain man is so powerful, and the number one student in the imperial examination...

Thinking about it again, Zheng Jian immediately scolded shamelessly. It turned out that these two mountain men were just like him, they were both sent by the gods in the sky under the trumpet!

Shanren...

About these two words, you taste, you taste carefully!

Starting from Dou Ci, to Dou Shi, to Gu Feng, what do you think they are doing?

Jiang Taigong fished for dragons, those who wished would take the bait!

Just as Zheng Jian was listening to the five-body throwing himself to the ground, he suddenly felt movement in the water plants in the Jing River next to him. It turned out that there was a Yaksha patrolling the water!

Sure enough, when the eyes of the two "mountain men" met, there was no more poetry, and they were ready to do something!

Seeing this, Zheng Jian had an idea, and chanted loudly: "If you don't see the water of the Yellow River coming up from the sky, it will rush to the sea and never return. If you don't see the mirror in the high hall, the sad and white hair, like blue silk in the morning and snow in the evening... oh!"

The two "mountain men" were about to draw out the topic, when they saw in shock that the young man who was chanting generously slipped and fell into the water...

Water Patrol Yaksha was taken aback for a moment, and then slipped away on the spot...

The two mountain men: "..."

"Help...help...gulu...cough cough...gulu..." Zheng Jian performed desperately.

The mountain man surnamed Zhang shook his head helplessly, knowing that the opportunity was gone today, so he had to give the mountain man surnamed Li a color, and the two went into the water to rescue Zheng Jian.

"Cough cough cough cough...Xiaosheng Hao...cough cough...Hao Jian, thank you...ugh...two brothers...for saving my life!" Zheng Jian coughed while spitting out the river water in his mouth, thanking him There are two mountain people.

Accidentally, the saliva mixed with the river water spit on the lapels of the two mountain men!

Woodcutter and Fisherman: "..."

The resentment value from Nandou Xingjun is +4999.

The resentment value from Lord Big Dipper is +4999.

When the two mountain men heard the name, they were speechless: "Brother Tai, the opening lines of the poem just now are really majestic! It's just that you need to pay attention to your feet when walking by the water... It's a delay... Oh no, I missed it Life is too late..."

Zheng Jian's heart moved, this is... delaying their Jiang Taigong's plan to catch dragons!

He really wanted to say: Two stars, look at the ground... Your integrity and vests have fallen off!

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Lihentian, Tushi palace.

Taishang Daozu, who was dressed in a simple Taoist attire, was practicing pills, looking at the fire in the Bagua furnace, suddenly burst out laughing, "Hahahaha..."

Shui Boy and Huo Boy standing next to him looked at each other, and they both saw the bewilderment and puzzlement in each other's eyes, "What are you laughing at?"

Hey, although we don't understand, we dare not say or ask.

Don't ask why it's not a gold and silver boy...

Because, the gold and silver boys have already thought that they have gone to the lower realm without anyone noticing...

In Lingxiao Palace, the Jade Emperor Da Tianzun, who was watching the song and dance with relish, was startled suddenly, his expression a little dumbfounded, and he shook his head immediately, and continued to watch Fairy Chang'e dance.

In fact, there are many bigwigs who have been following the beginning of this trend, and they have all discovered Zheng Jian's tricks to kill him...

Not only the Eastern Heavenly Court, but also the Western Lingshan, Tathagata Buddha is also a little speechless.

However, the bosses didn't intend to interfere... It seemed that they had tacit understanding with each other.

Anyway, the general trend cannot be changed!

Zheng Jian frantically tried a wave on the verge of death, and got the answer from the two mountain men. He looked up and found no sign of such a palm technique that fell from the sky...

So, Zheng Jian understood...

After he thanked the two mountain men thousands of times, he entered Chang'an city Shi Shiran.

The two mountain people looked at each other, smiled wryly at each other, and both understood the meaning in each other's eyes, "Today's poetry is considered to be a white show! Let's continue at this point tomorrow."

In Chang'an City, on Ximen Street, an old man in Taoist robes was sitting upright, with a desk in front of him, and a pole beside it. On the pole was a banner, which read: "The iron mouth is broken!"

This old man sat on the spot for a long time, his sciatica hurt from sitting, and he didn't wait for the person who should come...

What should have come didn't come, but someone who shouldn't come came.

Zheng Jian walked to the front of the stall, took a look at "Iron mouth straight off", and suddenly thought of Zhou Yixian!

He was so excited, he sat down on the bench.

This old man is none other than Yuan Shoucheng, with a virtuous demeanor, a beautiful appearance, and an extraordinary demeanor. Just by looking at his appearance, he is as good as Zhou Yixian!

"What do you want to ask, my lord? Marriage, future or what?" Yuan Shoucheng said indifferently.

Zheng Jian pondered for a while, and said: "Aren't you able to pinch and count? You do the math first, and I want to ask you something!"

Yuan Shoucheng: "..."

This is so outrageous...

Yuan Shoucheng: (_)

You are making things difficult for me, Yuan Shoucheng.

Zheng Jian: 乛乛

Surrounded by a lot of people, they all looked at Zheng Jian with admiration, and those who have such troubles are already thinking about how to find someone to tell their fortunes in the future!

Three words: Learned!

"Mr. Yuan, can you count it!" some melon eaters booed.

Reluctantly, Yuan Shoucheng took out three copper coins from his sleeve, made a divination for Zheng Jian, and then began to dismantle them.

After a long while, Yuan Shoucheng looked at the hexagram, and his expression changed, "Guest officer, you are not here to ask questions, you are here to amuse the old man."

The melon-eating crowd roared with laughter...

Zheng Jian slammed the table suddenly, stood up, and pointed at Yuan Shoucheng angrily.

The eyes of the surrounding people widened suddenly, good guy, is this going to smash the stall?

Looking forward to, want to see ing!

Yuan Shoucheng looked at Zheng Jian in astonishment...

"This hexagram, you are right!" Zheng Jian took out a gold ingot from his arms and patted it on the table.

People who eat melons: "..."

Damn, is this even right?Why are you so honest?

Yuan Shoucheng stared blankly at Zheng Jian, completely speechless...

Zheng Jian laughed, "Sir, do you think I'm cheap?"

Yuan Shoucheng nodded imperceptibly.

"That's right! I'm a slut! However, although I'm cheap, I'm so magnanimous! The class money has been paid, let's go!" Zheng Jian smiled, pushed aside the crowd, and strode away.

Yuan Shoucheng looked at the huge gold ingot on the table, feeling speechless...

"Deep ice!"

Immediately, he sat upright again, continuing to wait for the person who should come...

However, when it was getting dark and got off work, the dragon that was supposed to come to die didn't come...

The next day, Zheng Jian came to the bank of the Jing River again. It was still the original recipe and the original taste.

Sure enough, the two mountain people are showing off "green mountains" or "beautiful water" again...

The moment they saw Zheng Jian, a white-clothed gentleman, and when their eyes met, the two mountain men were taken aback, and then laughed together: "Brother fell into the water yesterday, why didn't you rest at home today, but came to the bank of the Jing River again?"

Zheng Jian pondered for a while, "The moment he fell into the water yesterday, when life and death were blurred, Xiao Ke had a complete realization, only feeling that wealth, honor and glory were all yesterday's faded flowers, so today I came to the place where I fell into the water, thinking to see if the two saviors are still there , let’s say thank you.”

With that said, Zheng Jian took out... two boxes of snacks behind him.

Liang Shanren shook his head stiffly, "Small things are nothing to worry about."

You hurry up, don't delay our business, okay?

Zheng Jian's face sank, "A small matter? In the eyes of the two of you, my life, Hao Jian, is actually a small matter? Do you look down on me, Hao Jian?"

Nandou and Beidou Xingjun are speechless...

What the hell you call "so cheap" is really the right person!

The resentment value from Nandou Xingjun is +3999.

The resentment value from Lord Big Dipper is +4999.

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Chapter 525 Huang Tingjing

On the banks of the Jing River, Liang Xingjun couldn't laugh or cry, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and accept the snacks offered by Zheng Jian.

"Brother, we brothers have received your thank you, is it okay now?" Nandou Xingjun said helplessly.

As for Mr. Big Dipper, his face turned dark...

The South Dipper marks life, and the Big Dipper marks death.

No, Mr. Big Dipper wished to slap this "so cheap" Hao Jian to death.

Zheng Jian's face paled, and he changed his smile again, and said with a smile: "There are still..."

Mr. Big Dipper couldn't bear it anymore, his face was as black as the bottom of a pot, he turned his head and left.

Nandou Xingjun hurriedly grabbed him, and said through voice transmission: "The mission is important!"

Big Dipper stared at his feet, and stopped helplessly.

Nan Dou Xingjun laughed and said, "This... Brother Hao, what else do you need?"

Zheng Jian pondered for a moment, shook his head and said: "Yesterday, I heard that the two of you are also talented people. Now the sage is trying his best to govern, and he is a rare wise king in the ages. How can he make the pearl dust, and the great sage will leave the field... I am not talented, I would like to recommend it The two of them entered the palace to face the saint, so that the two of them could show their poetic talents together. In this way, when they enter, they will help the king, fill in the gaps, and when they leave, they will guard the side, stabilize the country, and make the country safe. He is also a hero."

Nan Dou Xingjun was stunned, what the hell are we just fishing for dragons...

"Ahahaha, thank you Brother Hao for your kindness! It's just that when we fish and chop firewood, we are either an old man by the river or a villager in the mountains.