I am not a serious young man

Nandou Xingjun is so tired that he wants to cry!

I thought it was a simple task, but I didn't expect to meet such a guy...

At this time, whether it is Liang Xingjun or Zheng Jian, they all sensed that Yasha, who was patrolling the water by the water, came here again.

Two Star Lord was a little anxious immediately, and the opportunity must not come again!

However, Zheng Jian refused to let go, and bowed to the ground, "You two brothers are wrong! Could it be that you must follow the example of that... Jiang Taigong who fished... who caught the real dragon and came here..."

Nan Dou Xingjun and Beidou Xingjun were shocked, almost thinking that their purpose had been exposed...

Jiang Taigong was fishing...a real dragon?

What the hell!

At this moment, Yasha, who patrols the water, has gone away in the water...

Nan Dou Xingjun came back to his senses, and his face was ashamed...

At this moment, Mr. Big Dipper wanted to kill "Hao Jian" very strongly!

The resentment value from Lord Big Dipper is +4999.

The resentment value from Nandou Xingjun is +3999.

Big Dipper finally couldn't bear it anymore, and said coldly: "Brother Hao, have you heard of Big Dipper's injection of death?"

Zheng Jian secretly laughed in his heart, what does "Hao Jian" have to do with me, Zheng Jian?

What does your arrest of Zhou Shuren have to do with me, Lu Xun?

Of course, on the surface, Zheng Jian's face was terrified, "You...you...you cursed me? I saw that you are the sages of the countryside. I recommended you with good intentions. If you don't want to go, you don't want to go. Why do you curse me like that?"

Nandou Xingjun was startled, and hurriedly grabbed Beidou Xingjun, "Brother, don't get angry, I think my friend's fishing harvest today is not good, and he is unhappy, so he is just talking nonsense..."

Nan Dou Xingjun forced out a smile, and pulled Bei Diou Xing Jun away...

Western sky, Lingshan.

Tathagata Buddha watched the Three Realms, his attention is now on Chang'an, and he can see everything on the banks of the Jing River.

At this time, he was still thinking about Zheng Jian's reliance on the Yu Lan Basin to resist the conversion of Buddha's voice, and he was quite helpless about the small movements under his nose.

heaven.

In Tushita Palace, Taishang Daozu had a smile in his eyes, and kept shaking his head, "This little guy... really holds a grudge. He was crossed once, and he didn't dare to take revenge in person. Instead, he made a detour to embarrass that person from Lingshan! You're a narrow-minded person." ..."

The second boy, Water and Fire, looked puzzled, why does the Eldest Master like to laugh at himself inexplicably lately...

Very penetrating!

……

Chang'an, Zheng Jian closed his eyes and meditated in the inn this night, when he suddenly felt sleepy...

"Who is pulling me to sleep?"

After pondering for a while, Zheng Jian took advantage of the situation and sank into dreamland.

Suddenly, an old man with a white beard appeared in front of Zheng Jian's eyes, "Taibaijinxing?"

"Aren't you safe and sound?" Taibai Jinxing said with a smile.

"Old Taibai, which song are you singing?" Zheng Jian asked doubtfully.

Taibai Jinxing scolded with a smile: "You are such a cheap fairy! The cheap Da Tianzun couldn't help it anymore, and sent the old man to pass on the word of mouth!"

When Zheng Jian heard this, his expression straightened, "Please show me the Great Heavenly One."

Taibai Jinxing's face was serious, and he said immediately: "Da Tianzun said: stop teasing Nandou and Beidou Xingjun, otherwise, let's walk on the immortal stage."

Zheng Jian: (…o_o…)

It really makes the turtle's head big...

"Wei Chen understands..."

"That's right! Da Tianzun also sent the old man to send a copy of the "Huang Ting Jing"." Taibai Jinxing said with a smile.

Zheng Jian stretched out his hands, and the moment he caught the "Huang Ting Jing", the dream suddenly shattered like glass...

Then, Zheng Jian woke up, thinking of the utterance of the Great Heavenly Lord in his dream, and was about to get up, when he suddenly looked around and found that there was one more thing, it was a book of "Huang Ting Jing"!

"Huh?" Zheng Jian picked it up and turned it over. The material is ordinary paper, but there is an indescribable feeling...

Intuition told Zheng Jian that this "Huang Ting Jing" is not simple!

Da Tianzun asked Taibai Jinxing to send it, it must not be simple...

Zheng Jian thought for a while and came up with an idea, "System, help me identify this "Huang Ting Jing"!"

Hey, it doesn't matter if we can't see the mysteries of this scripture, who gave us a system?

"Deducting 50000 points of resentment, the appraisal was successful. The "Huang Ting Jing" in the host's hand is written by Jade Emperor Da Tianzun in the Journey to the West World, and it has incredible power."

The voice of the system sounded in Zheng Jian's mind.

Zheng Jian was stunned, and soon he was overjoyed!

Good guy, this "Huang Ting Jing" was actually written by the Jade Emperor himself!

Don't ask, it's awesome to ask.

In Journey to the West, this is the absolute "gold medal for avoiding death"!

Why are you afraid of Tathagata Buddha now?

At that moment, Zheng Jian took a bath in the courtyard of the inn, and then set up an incense table for offering, and sincerely thanked the Jade Emperor Tianzun.

"It seems that the Jade Emperor Datianzun said to cut the immortal platform is just a warning...otherwise he would not have given such a precious thing."

Zheng Jian thought for a while, put away the "Huang Ting Jing" written by the Jade Emperor, and glanced at the west, thoughtfully.

……

The next day, it was still on the banks of the Jing River.

Nandou Beidou Xingjun looked left and right for a long time, and found that Zheng Jian was not here today, so he finally looked at each other and let out a long sigh of relief.

If I am delayed again today, I am afraid that I will be punished by the Great Heavenly Venerate when I go back!

Then, the two began to fight poetry again.

After waiting in the water for a long time, the Yasha who patrolled the water finally arrived. The two star kings were startled and immediately began to perform.

Originally, I wanted to stay in the water for a while, but Nandou and Beidou Xingjun were really blown apart by Zheng Jian's mentality, and they didn't dare to wait any longer...

I saw Lord Big Dipper saying: "Brother Li, take care on the way up the mountain, otherwise you will be buried in the belly of tigers and leopards, and there will be no old friends on the banks of the Jing River!"

Hearing this, Nan Dou Xingjun pretended to be furious and said: "How dare you curse me, if I bury a tiger belly, you will feed the dragon!"

Big Dipper laughed loudly, "Hey, no matter what you say, I will never be able to feed the dragon."

Nan Dou Xingjun smiled, "There are unpredictable things in the sky, and people have misfortunes and blessings. How do you know that you won't overturn the boat and die in the belly of a fish?"

Big Dipper smiled slightly, and raised his voice deliberately, "You don't know that, do you? In Chang'an City, there is a fortune teller on Ximen Street. I fish every day, and I will give him a golden carp, and he will help you. I'll make the next hexagram! According to the position on the hexagram he calculated, he cast the net and cast a net, every time he hits a hundred shots, he returns with a full reward every time!"

Nandou Xingjun was shocked all over, and said loudly: "There are such strange people in this world? How can you catch all the fish and shrimp in Jinghe River like this?"

"Hahahaha... So, when I fish, there is absolutely no danger of capsizing. Tell me, is it because your mountains are not as beautiful as my water?" Mr. Big Dipper laughed, "When I sell the fish and shrimp today, Get a dime of wine tomorrow and talk to my brother about the wine."

"Hey, the two brothers are invited! It's better to meet by chance than to meet again, and I met two brothers here again..." Zheng Jianshi suddenly came from a distance.

Nan Dou Xingjun and Beidou Xingjun looked at each other, and immediately laughed in unison: "What a coincidence, what a coincidence!"

Beidou Xingjun completed the task, and with joy in his heart, he said: "Brother, yesterday's words were fierce, and the place of collision is still looking at brother Haihan! Meeting is fate, the three of you and I meet for three days in a row, why don't you have a drink?"

Zheng Jian naturally knew that the two Xingjun had successfully completed the finale, and was about to retire, so he immediately agreed with a smile.

……

The Jinghe River is a major tributary of the Yellow River. There is also the Dragon Palace of the Water Mansion and the Dragon King of the Jinghe River, who are in charge of cloud and rain distribution in the Chang'an area.

Just as Zheng Jian was having a drink with the two great stars of Nandou and Beidou in the city, Yacha the Water Patroller rushed into the Jinghe Water Mansion in a panic.

"My lord, it's not good, my king is not good!" Shouted Water Patrol Yaksha.

The Dragon King of Jinghe came out of the water mansion, with a dragon head and a crown, very majestic, "Why are you so flustered?"

Water Patrol Yaksha prostrated himself in the water mansion, and cried and reported: "Your Majesty, you have to be the master of our Jing River aquarium! When I was patrolling the water today, I heard a fisherman talking to a woodcutter. The fisherman said that he returned with a full load every day. It’s all because there is a fortune-teller on Chang’an Street, who cut his mouth straight! He gave a golden carp to that gentleman every day, and the gentleman helped him to do the fortune telling, and asked him to cast a net according to the hexagram to catch the Jinghe aquarium. If things go on like this, sooner or later, the Jinghe water tribe will be captured by him... In the water palace, there may be only the king left, alone!"

The Dragon King of Jinghe River was furious when he heard the words, good guy, fishermen usually catch aquariums, and they have harvested and empty nets, so that's all...

What the hell are you doing fishing now?

This is going to kill me, Jinghe, Jiangshan!

He was about to rush out of the Jinghe water mansion with a sword in his hand, and cut down the fortune teller!

……

Chapter 526

Jing River water mansion.

The shrimp soldiers and crab generals, sons and grandsons of the Dragon King of Jinghe all stepped forward to stop them, "Your Majesty, calm down, calm down."

Prime Minister Gui stepped forward, bowed his body and cupped his hands, and said, "Your Majesty, please listen to what this old minister has to say. As the saying goes, what you hear is what you hear, what you see is what you see. Whether a fortune-teller is capable or not, just hearing what he says may not be credible. There must be wind and rain, and if the people of Chang'an are disturbed, the heaven will definitely punish them."

Holding the sword, the Dragon King of Jinghe was stunned for a long time, then suddenly put the sword on the ground, and sighed, "Oh, but if you ignore it, in the long run, wouldn't it be like what Yasha said, the Jinghe water tribe will become extinct from now on."

Prime Minister Gui thought for a while and said with a smile, "Don't panic, my lord. The old minister thought that your lord could be dressed in a white dragon fish suit and transformed into a white-clothed scholar. When he entered Chang'an City, he asked that gentleman to have a look. If there really was one, he would kill him otherwise, there is no need for weapons."

The Dragon King of Jing River was convinced by the reason and evidence, so he obeyed Prime Minister Gui's words, left the water mansion, came to the bank of Jing River, changed himself into a white-clothed gentleman, and floated into the city.

The moment Yuan Shoucheng saw the gentleman in white, he checked his eyes, it was the dragon we were waiting for!

Yuan Shoucheng was filled with emotion, after waiting for three days, finally this dying dragon came...

So, everything is back on track...

Two flowers bloom, and one is folded each.

In the restaurant, the three vests exchanged cups and chatted happily.

Zheng Jian's alias is "Hao Jian", and Beidou and Nandou Xingjun also use their respective aliases.

Lord Two Stars has completed the tasks of the heavenly court, and he has nothing to do. Looking at "Hao Jian", he has a sense of superiority of an immortal over a mortal.

"Brother Hao, your name is very interesting..." Nandou Xingjun took a sip of his wine and said with a smile, "My surname is Hao, once I say it, you will become my 'good brother'..."

"Hahahahaha..." Zheng Jian offered a "stupid smile" in a timely manner.

Big Dipper's mood improved a lot at this time, "That's right, that's right, especially the name, 'Hao Jian', so cheap! Brother Hao, your father... must be a man of great literary talent, so he will give it to you." You have such a resounding name."

After drinking and eating, the three of them parted ways.

When they arrived outside the city, the two great stars looked at Zheng Jian, "Brother 'Hao', your life will surely last for a long time, and you will die of old age."

Zheng Jian smiled secretly in his heart, but he was flattered and said on his face: "Thank you for your good words, what can I do, how can I be blessed for a long time?"

Nandou Xingjun laughed, "Because that's what I, Nandou Xingjun, said! Nandou Zhusheng, don't worry!"

Saying that, Nandou Xingjun and Beidou Xingjun showed their true gods and shouted: "Brother Hao, I'll go!"

Immediately, an auspicious cloud was born under the feet, carrying the two great star kings up to a high place, standing on the cloud, looking down at Zheng Jian, as if waiting for Zheng Jian to pay homage!

After all, this... is Xianyuan!

This is the style!

We are the gods of the upper realm, entering the palace to face the saints, and accepting official positions in the world?What about trouble?

You scholar, you broke the mission of our brothers again and again, are you dumbfounded now?Do you regret it?Xianyuan was "cheap" by you like this, right?

Nan Dou Xingjun and Beidou Xingjun looked at Zheng Jian below, full of superiority...

then.

Zheng Jian smiled, jumped up, and flew into the sky, standing in front of the two great stars.

Nandou and Beidou Xingjun: "???"

what's the situation?