I am not a serious young man

Zhen Yuanzi and the third elder immediately laughed again, Zhen Yuanzi smiled with satisfaction, and the third elder laughed... the ghost knows why.

Zheng Jian complained in his heart: Keep laughing and laughing, isn't the apple muscle on your face stiff?

Zhen Yuanzi stroked his beard and said: "My fruit is more precious than the flat peach in Yaochi. It is produced by the innate spiritual root ginseng fruit tree before the world has opened. It blooms in 3000 years, bears fruit in 3000 years, and ripens in 3000 years. There are only thirty fruits in ten thousand years! To harvest this fruit, you must use a gold tool, because it falls when it meets gold, withers when it meets wood, melts when it meets water, scorches when it meets fire, and enters when it meets soil..."

Zheng Jian opened his mouth wide and pretended to be shocked: "This fruit is so precious? Could it be that the Great Immortal is lying to me?"

Zhen Yuanzi was quite satisfied with Zheng Jian's cooperation!

No, I'm all laughing...

It's nothing more than a cheap fairy, who is invincible on the cheap way!

Even if it's an occasional cameo, it's not inferior to the existence of a hot head!

Horror!

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Chapter 523 Elder Pig

After a while, Qingfeng and Mingyue came in holding sandalwood plates.

It is lined with brocade handkerchiefs, and there are five ginseng fruits on the plate, each of them is like a child, with complete limbs and five senses, it looks really cute.

The three elders each took one, and Zheng Jian also took one, imitating Zhen Yuanzi's appearance, and took it with water.

The taste is sweet and the taste is sweet. Zheng Jian couldn't help secretly praising it. He only felt that his mana had increased significantly.

After taking the ginseng fruit, the atmosphere became more and more familiar, and all the immortals sat and discussed, and it was like a fairy family.

……

After bidding farewell to Zhen Yuanzi, the three elders and Zheng Jian went back to Penglai. When they were heading east, Zheng Jian's heart moved, so he said with a smile: "The three elders go back to Penglai first, and I will go to travel by myself."

The three elders of Fu Lu Shou nodded and drove towards Penglai by themselves.

Zheng Jian pressed the head of the cloud and came to Fuling Mountain.

"Canopy, canopy!" He landed outside Yunzhan Cave and shouted.

"Which disturbs my sweet dreams..." After a while, Tianpeng came out with a belly full of fat and displeasure.

"Aren't you happy that I came to see you?" Zheng Jian sneered.

Seeing that it was Zheng Jian, the canopy immediately changed into a smiling face, and said with a naive expression: "Hey, it turns out to be the brother of the cheap fairy... Please hurry up! Brother, I haven't tasted water and wine for a long time. Did you bring two jars? Let me taste it?"

Zheng Jian's expression turned pale, and then he took out the two jars with a smile and cursing, and threw them to the canopy.

"Ton, ton, ton, ton..." After drinking a jar of fine wine in one breath, the canopy smashed his mouth, and then he smiled and said, "It's better to be a cheap fairy brother! Every time I come to see me... I can beat the teeth." I haven’t had a few sips for a long time, and my teeth are uncomfortable.”

Zheng Jian smiled and said, "Is your tooth uncomfortable? Well, come and see..."

Glancing at the two three-foot fangs protruding from the canopy, Zheng Jian pondered for a moment and said, "I have good news and bad news, which one do you want to hear first?"

Canopy couldn't keep up with Zheng Jian's train of thought, so he was stunned for a moment before saying, "Let's hear the bad news first! I've always been like this."

Zheng Jian smiled and said: "Your fangs can't be kept, you need to cut them!"

Tianpeng was stunned immediately, "So scary? What about the good news? What is the good news?"

Zheng Jian replied: "The good news is... I am always kind, I can cut one and get one for you!"

Canopy froze for a moment, then stared at Zheng Jian, "Did my fangs offend you? You bastard, you're so rotten!"

The resentment value from the canopy is +3999.

After a pause, Tianpeng said: "Oh, I've cast a wrong pig fetus in my life, and I don't know why, I'm sleepy in the morning, sleepy at noon, sleepy at night, and I'm not sleepy when I see a fairy!"

Zheng Jian glanced at the canopy in amazement, good guy, you are so blunt about your lust, and you really always want to woo cabbage!

After thinking for a while, Zheng Jian said: "You love her, she loves him, he loves her, go back to each house to find each mother!"

As soon as these words came out, Tianpeng immediately remembered the sad past, and murmured: "Ask what love is in the world, and teach people to agree with each other...Brothers, I'm still thinking about Fairy Chang'e..."

Zheng Jian: "..."

Should I teach him the "Treasure Character Mantra"?

"Bao~ I had an infusion today... what kind of fluid did I infuse? I miss your night..."

"Ouch...it's my fate, I don't care about it!"

As a straight steel alloy man, Zheng Jian said that these words are really frightening!

So, Zheng Jian pondered for a while and said: "Tianpeng, next time if you meet a goose, you tell her like this, you just say: I love you, you love him, I'm blind and you are blind too!"

Hearing this, Tianpeng's sad emotions were incoherent, and he looked at Zheng Jian in a daze, "Brother Xianxian, you are amazing! Such a fairy who is so overwhelmed by the country, can you say this? You really deserve to be a cheap fairy! Can you teach me a good word?"

The resentment value from the canopy is +4999.

Zheng Jian really admires this ugly licking dog!

……

At this time, outside Yunzhan Cave, Venerable Antarctic Guanyin and his disciple Hui'an Xingzhe stood in mid-air.

Avalokitesvara was wondering, didn't he agree that Marshal Peng was demoted to earth and became a monster here?She has been waiting here for a long time, why didn't the monster come out?

This is a little different from the plot of Liushahe just now, isn't it?

Waiting left and right, Guanyin didn't see Tianpeng rushing out, so he could only faintly say in the air: "Marshal Tianpeng~"

In the Yunzhan Cave, the canopy who was immersed in grief heard the words, stopped crying, and said in surprise: "This voice... it sounds like a female voice... Could it be that I..."

When Zheng Jian saw the appearance of this product, he couldn't help thinking of a sentence: I used Douyin for half an hour and fell in love with 45 young ladies...

Although one is from the previous life and the other is from Journey to the West, the LSPs are surprisingly consistent!

The canopy stopped crying at the moment, and rushed out of Yunzhan Cave, and saw Guanyin standing in the void, "Ah... so it is Guanyin Bodhisattva who sweeps away three disasters and saves eight difficulties..."

Guanyin: "???" What's the matter with your disappointed tone?Who do you want?

Zheng Jian also floated out of the cave, cupped his hands and said, "I have seen Guanyin Bodhisattva."

Avalokitesvara was taken aback again, "Fellow immortal, why are you here?"

Zheng Jian pondered for a while, scratched his head and said, "I should be in the cave, shouldn't I be here?"

Guanyin: "..."

He thought for a while, decided to ignore Zheng Jian, and turned to Tianpeng and said, "Tianpeng, why are you here and become like this?"

Seeing this, Zheng Jian smiled secretly in his heart, don't you know that the canopy has become like this?

It's all a trick...

Canopy honestly told the story of being demoted. At this time, it didn't realize the routine.

Guanyin nodded, and immediately said: "If you want to have a future, don't do it without a future! You violated the rules of heaven and were demoted to the earth. I have a future for you, are you willing?"

Canopy didn't even think about it, and replied: "Qiancheng! Qiancheng! If I follow you, teach me to drink the wind! As the saying goes: "Follow the official law to kill, follow the Buddhist law to starve to death." It's better to find a way to let me eat It’s better to be full and drink enough! If you don’t want to, don’t want to!”

Avalokitesvara's emotions are not coherent...

Seeing this, Zheng Jian patted the canopy, "Don't worry! Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva saves the suffering, and will starve you? Don't give up your future for nothing!"

Guanyin glanced at Zheng Jian appreciatively.

The canopy was slapped by Zheng Jian, and then he understood, and immediately said: "If I can eat and drink enough, I am willing!"

Well, orcs will never be slaves, unless they have food and shelter!

Avalokitesvara smiled and said: "The Buddha has a decree. He ordered me to go to the east to find Buddhist scriptures, and to go to the west to learn scriptures. You can be an apprentice with him, and ensure that he goes to the west and cultivates a righteous fruit."

Then, Avalokitesvara bestowed the Dharma name on the canopy, which is pig enlightenment.

This is the beginning of the old pig...

Although there were some twists and turns in the process, nothing went wrong in the end. Guanyin just said goodbye to Lao Zhu and Zheng Jian, and continued to walk east in the middle of the cloud and half of the fog.

Zheng Jian looked at the old pig and said with a smile: "The pig is incompetent! Old pig, your dharma name is very appropriate... Vivid image!"

When the old pig heard this, he said angrily: "Brother Hard and Dangerous, stop talking nonsense! I am called Zhu Wuneng, not Zhu Incompetent!"

The resentment value from Zhu Wuneng is +3999.

"That's right, it's just that pigs are incompetent...it doesn't matter, it's all the same!" Zheng Jian said with a light smile, "You still don't understand it now, but when the learners come, you will gradually understand."

There are monkeys, who is incompetent if you are not incompetent?

"By the way, old pig, now that you have received precepts and entered Buddhism, what about your fairy Chang'e, Bai Yueguang?" Zheng Jian joked, and old pig was instantly stunned...

A word to wake up the dreamer!

The old pig suddenly discovered that he and Fairy Chang'e had really gone farther and farther...

Chang'e may not be called Yu Guifei in the future, but the old pig has become the elder pig...

Oh, what a sad story this is!

"Brother Xianxian, tell me... I'm catching up with Guanyin Bodhisattva now, is there still time to tell her that I regret it?"

Zheng Jian glanced at the old pig, and said with a sneer: "You said that if you regret tasting the goose fairy, it will come down to earth to find you... Isn't this a daydream?"

Old pig: "...What if, what if! Maybe, Fairy Chang'e is looking at me in Guanghan Palace right now. I was the one who offended her at the beginning, and she must be testing me now. When she sees my Sincerity, maybe...just..."

Uh, seeing Zheng Jian's →_→ eyes, even if Laozhu has a thick skin, he can't make it up now...

If you tell ghosts this, ghosts won't believe it!

I have to say, as soon as I heard Lao Zhu's words, I knew that this guy was the originator of dog licking!

"Old pig, do you want me to teach you something again?" Zheng Jian thought for a while and said with a smile.

The old pig nodded immediately, he knew Zheng Jian well, this guy doesn't have much else, he just talks a lot!

Zheng Jian pondered and said: "Well, you should treat yourself like an incompetent pig, and learn from it! If you meet Fairy Chang'e in the future, you can tell her like this, and say: I don't want to be a dog licking anymore, so we can get together and break up." Let's go! From now on, you can walk on your single-plank bridge. After I go to learn scriptures, I will help you carry the bridge underneath when I come back, woo woo woo... You must be careful when crossing the bridge..."

The old pig is completely petrified━━∑(~□~*|━━

Good guy, I said this, and the old pig directly admired it!

"Brother Xianxian, you, what you said is so good! My old pig remembered..." The old pig said reverently.

Zheng Jian: "...All right, as long as you are happy!"

……

Leaving the Yunzhan Cave of Fuling Mountain, Zheng Jian drove eastward with clouds all the way, and when he flew over the Wuxing Mountain, he looked at the rays of light below.

"Eh... looking at the road in half cloud and half fog, Guanshiyin Bodhisattva is really dedicated! It's been so long and I'm still in the Five Elements Mountain..."

Zheng Jian didn't go down to disrupt the situation this time, but continued eastward, heading towards Nanzhan Buzhou.

Today's Nanzhan Buzhou, Datang is in the golden age of Zhenguan!

Chang'an is surrounded by eight rivers, and there are 36 flower and willow alleys, which can be seen in the prosperity of the prosperous age...

Well, this is what the Tathagata Buddha said about the fierce field of tongue and tongue, the sea of ​​right and wrong!

The monsters everywhere in Xiniu Hezhou just don't want to be greedy or kill, and everyone has a long life...

Zheng Jian, who came to the outside of Chang'an City, pressed down his head and turned into a good man in a troubled world. Looking at this Chang'an City, he had mixed feelings.

The history of this majestic city is the epitome of the entire Chinese civilization, the ancient capital of thirteen dynasties!

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Chapter 524 The Mountain Man

The ancient capital of Chang’an, even in the later modern times, still blooms with unimaginable charm. Internet celebrities punch cards in the city that never sleeps, Hanfu gathers in the city that never sleeps, and Muslim street with mutton steamed buns...

On a midsummer night, sitting at a barbecue booth, meeting friends, eating skewers, drinking draft beer, looking at the white, tender and round legs of the girls coming and going, discussing which pair will last for a few years...

These past life memories are becoming more and more distant in Zheng Jian's mind...

At this time, he was standing by the Jing River in Chang'an in the prosperous Tang Dynasty, recalling that distant memory, but a picture of the prosperity of ancient Chang'an was reflected in front of his eyes.

Across countless times and spaces, there are similarities but differences.