Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

But if you want to say that he is a good person, who dares to maliciously call him a bald man, a bald donkey or something that touched his fragile nerve bottom line, this guy doesn't care if you are an 80-year-old man or a 3-year-old child, he will definitely punch you Boom over.

In the eyes of Sun Wukong and others, this bald man is just a donkey, as long as he combs his hair smoothly, he will be fine.

Therefore, after finding out Tang Sanzan's temper, the few of them got to know each other along the way, and after getting used to each other gradually, it became easier and easier to get along with each other.

It's just that Sun Wukong and others don't know that Tang Sanzan lived in an era of demons and gods. It was an era where the strong were like a forest, the supreme was like rain, and everyone regardless of age was respected by the strong, and there was no morality and etiquette.

Therefore, Tang Sanzan does not ask whether it is righteous or not, but only asks for his own satisfaction.

In addition, in order to survive, he cultivated a cheapness to the bone, and developed a character of malicious speculation that I don't want you to think, I only want me to think, which makes him seem incompatible with the people of this era. It will give people an illusion of simplicity and complexity.

At the same time, Tang Sanzang and others finally arrived at the place where the eight hundred miles of Huangfengling was mentioned on the map.

Looking at this vast plain...

Tang Sanzang looked suspiciously at the eighteen Jialan, and asked: "This is the [-]-mile Huangfeng Ridge you mentioned? Are you sure this is a ridge, not a plain? By the way, there is a super big basin over there. Next to the Grand Canyon...

A few, it's not that the poor monk doesn't believe you, the poor monk is just curious.

Are you sure we're going in the right direction? "

The eighteen Jialans were also in a constant state of confusion, the script was wrong, and the map was wrong too!

What the hell is going on with this Nima? !

At the same time, four figures came to a hill.

There are four people, two men and two women. The leading woman is a middle-aged woman with silver hair. Although the woman is middle-aged, she has a different charm.Holding a crutch in her hand, she said with a smile: "Three Bodhisattvas, this happens to be the place where the Western Paradise must pass to learn Buddhist scriptures. How about we stay here and try the strength of the fake Tang monk?"

"Fellow Taoist chose a very good place, and there is not a poor monk." Guanyin Bodhisattva in white said.

The other two were Manjusri Bodhisattva and Samantabhadra Bodhisattva, they said with a smile: "Fellow Lishan Taoist, it is said that the fake Tang monk is quite powerful, how do you want to test him?"

Chapter 39

The old mother of Lishan said: "You and I basically recognize the strong in the world. The sudden appearance of the strong is inevitably a bit strange. As the saying goes, we don't need to go up and fight without going up. Let's use a little trick this time!"

After finishing speaking, the old mother of Lishan whispered something in the ears of the three Bodhisattvas.

The eyes of the three Bodhisattvas lit up.

Puxian Bodhisattva laughed and said: "That's good, we can start with the matter directly, and take the fake Tang monk to question;

If we can't do anything, we can also get out of the body.

Wonderful, wonderful! "

Manjusri Bodhisattva said: "The strategy is good, but it needs some good magic weapons to make it happen. I have a fairy rope for use here."

While speaking, Manjushri took out a light golden rope.

Guanyin Bodhisattva said: "Although your rope is not as good as the fairy rope, it is almost the same. It is a good treasure. I also have a similar treasure here, which I used to catch the real dragon in the South China Sea."

Guanyin Bodhisattva took out a fishing net and put it in front of him.

Puxian Bodhisattva said: "I have an iron rope. It is said that I tied a giant kun back then. It should be useful!"

Li Shan's old mother nodded and said, "With these three treasures and my canopy, the matter is [-]% complete."

While talking, Li Shan's old mother took out a palm-sized model of the courtyard and threw it away. The model turned out to be a treasure, which rose in the wind, and then took root on the ground, turning into a simple, generous and magnificent courtyard.

With a wave of Guanyin Bodhisattva's hand, several paper figurines flew out and fell into the garden and turned into boys, cooks and other servants.

After everything was ready, the three bodhisattvas transformed into three young and beautiful young girls, and bowed to the old mother in Lishan: "See you, mother."

……

Three days later.

Zhu Gangli suddenly shouted: "Master, there is a family in front!"

As soon as these words came out, the eyes of everyone present lit up!

They have been walking this way for half a year, but they didn't meet a single family.Although there are a lot of game in the mountains, and Sha Wujing's craftsmanship is not bad, but if you eat too much, you will always have enough.

They missed the big bed and the delicious food, and now they heard that there was a family, and they burst into tears.

Tang Sanzan, who was yawning all the way, became alive instantly, slapped his ass, and shouted: "Come on!"

A group of people ran all the way to the door of that family.

I saw green cypress trees hanging in front of this family's house, backed by green hills, and a few old pine branches from the depths of the yard, surrounded by mottled beads.

There are chrysanthemums in the fenced yard, and peonies are planted in the small bridge and flowing water.

This is no ordinary family!

"Master, from my experience, this family is rich!" Monkey King concluded.

Sha Wujing said: "Master, from my experience, this restaurant has delicious food."

Zhu Ganglian added: "Master, from my experience, there are many flowers and plants in the house, and there must be female relatives, and they are also beautiful. You smell, the air smells of rouge."

Sun Wukong raised his hand and slapped him: "Idiot, don't forget your identity. You always think about women, are you worthy of Master's teaching all the way?"

Zhu Gang rolled his eyes and said in his heart, "Master's teaching? This guy is crazier than me when he sees a woman!"

But Zhu Gangli didn't dare to say it out, so he could only hum and nod his head, expressing that he was educated.

Sure enough, after listening to the analysis of the three apprentices, Tang Sanzan's eyes lit up, and after tidying up his clothes, he said, "Don't talk nonsense, we are serious monks. Go knock on the door first and see if there is any beauty inside... …gourmet food."

Zhu Gangli was about to step forward when Sun Wukong said: "Idiot, the appearance and size of you and Brother Sha are easy to scare people, why don't you change it?"

Zhu Gangguan is [-] meters tall and nearly [-] meters horizontally. There is a big pig's head on his head, with fangs sticking out of his mouth. There is a strand of mane on his neck. He faces fiercely. No matter how you look at it, he looks like a monster.

And Sha Wujing is taller than Zhu Gangman, a full four meters tall, with big arms, round waist, full body of flesh, and a strong back and waist are not enough to describe his figure.A bearded face, thick eyebrows and angry eyes, blue skin, and a punched skull hanging around his neck, it's more terrifying than a pig mane!

After thinking about it, the two of them found out that this is the truth.

When I was a monster in the past, I focused all my skills on appearance, how to scare people, so I can save a lot of effort when robbing.

It’s different now, following Tang San’s burial to the west to learn scriptures, you can’t rob your family, you have to be kind.The appearance of the two of them is really not good...

So the two changed their bodies, shrinking their bodies to about 1.8 meters like Tang Sanbu's, and then turned into human appearances before they went to knock on the door.

"Is anyone there? We are monks from the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land. We were ordered to go to the Western Paradise to obtain the scriptures. We passed by the treasure land and wanted to ask for a bite of food and water!"

Pig just shouted.