Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

If I run out of money, I can play a monkey and pay back the money.

No more food, I can kill pigs and eat meat.

The little white horse can be ridden, tell me, what is your use?

Give you 3 minutes to show your talent, if not, get out early. "

Hearing this, Sha Wujing thought of retreating for the first time, maybe returning to the Liusha River to endure hunger and starvation, it would not be too miserable to be pierced by thousands of arrows.

But everyone was here, so he didn't dare to really retreat.

He was afraid that the bald thief would punch him again!

There aren't many skeletons left for him...

Sha Wujing tentatively said, "I can protect..."

Before the words "protect you to the west" came out, Sun Wukong took out the golden cudgel, Zhu Gangli took out the nine-toothed rake, and looked at him with his head tilted, as if to say: "Protect him? Do you need it? "

Sha Wujing immediately changed his words: "I can carry the burden."

Zhu Gang said: "No, that burden is mine, you can find another job."

"I can lead a horse!" Sha Wujing shouted.

Sun Wukong said: "Brother Sha, leading the horse is my job, why don't you do something else?"

Sha Wujing looked at the expressionless Tang Sanzan, his brow was covered with sweat...

At this moment, he had an idea and said: "Master, in fact, I know a lot, and I can do a lot.

Don't you want to play monkeys to make money?I can help you bang the gongs and drums.

Don't you want to kill pigs and eat meat?I can help you heat up the pot.

Don't you go on horseback?I can help you hay and horseshoe.

In addition to these, such as leading monkeys, walking horses, and feeding pigs;

What washing and cooking, rubbing shoulders and backs, I am proficient in everything!

By the way, my culinary skills are good. I have learned a few hands from the God of Cooking, and I am especially good at whole pig feasts! "

When he said these words, the faces of Sun Wukong, Zhu Gangguan, and Bailongma became darker and darker...

But Tang Sanzan's eyes became brighter the more he listened, he finally clapped his hands and said: "Are you sure, what you said is fine."

Sha Wujing immediately patted his chest and shouted: "Okay, absolutely! If you don't believe me, I'll show you right now!"

Chapter 38 Four Saints

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"Okay... you can rest." Zhu Gangli was terrified, afraid of being bald, and said: "You can make me a whole pig feast..."

Zhu Gangli said: "Master, look at this kid, he's a big-bodied guy with a simple and honest face, he's not a liar at first glance. What he said must be true, it's getting late, let's cross the river earlier."

Tang Sanzun looked at this red-haired, blue-faced, black-bearded guy with a ferocious face, no matter how he looked at it, it had nothing to do with simple and honest.

But obviously this guy doesn't like to use his brain very much. Looking at the time, it is indeed getting late.

And thinking about it carefully, what Mu Zha said actually didn't lie to him.

It is true that Sha Wujing served the big boss before, he could take care of people, and he could talk, but he was a bit ugly.

But Mu Zha didn't say what he looked like from the beginning to the end, whether he was male or female!

Although he knew that Mu Zha was avoiding on purpose, but avoidance and deceit had two meanings, so he really couldn't blame Mu Zha for this tone.

After he figured it out, he calmed down, and returned to his harmless appearance. Looking at the red hair of Drifting Monk, he raised his eyebrows and said, "Since you have entered the Buddhist gate, you should be a teacher." Let me shave you."

Everyone rolled their eyes when they heard this, and said in their hearts: "You're not a monk, how can you come from a Buddhist school? Shaved? You're just jealous of Sha Wujing's hair! I'm pissed!"

But no one dared to say that on the surface.

Sha Wujing could only be honestly manipulated by Tang Sanbu, his head was shaved clean and shiny!

After finishing this matter, Tang Sanzan was in a good mood, pointing to the opposite side of the river and said: "Okay, then let's go on the road! You guys follow!"

While talking, Tang Sanzan stomped his feet, jumped into the air, and jumped to the other side of the river.

Sha Wujing smiled wryly and said, "The original arrangement was not to cross the river like this..."

Sun Wukong said: "The monks originally arranged are not so fierce, it's fine, don't think about it. This person is not that person."

"What do you mean?" Sha Wujing was a little confused.

Zhu Ganglu patted him on the shoulder and said, "It literally means, yes, this is a fake."

"Then us?!" Sha Wujing was dumbfounded. He thought that Sun Wukong, Zhu Gangli would follow, Mu Zha would lead the way, and heaven would take care of him. .He never expected that he would meet the biggest moth!

The pilgrims are fake!

At that moment, Sha Wujing wanted to cry: "Brother, you are the Monkey King, you were the one who made a big fuss in the Heavenly Court back then. When you hit the outside of the Tongming Hall, I lay on the window on the third floor Look at it. You dare to challenge the existence of Tianting, you know he is fake, and you still follow him? What do you think?"

Sun Wukong looked up to the sky and lamented: "At the beginning he shattered the Five Elements Mountain with one punch, and then he pinched my neck and asked me, would you follow me to the west, or should I send you to the west... hey..."

After speaking, Monkey King rose into the sky and crossed the river.

Only Sha Wujing, Zhu Gangli, and Bai Longma were left in a daze, and finally Zhu Gangli said with a bitter face: "Let's go, the situation is very clear now. Either go to the west with him, or he will send us to the west. Anyway, this time I don't want to take a shortcut, the two of you feel free..."

Zhu Gangman also flew away.

Finally, Sha Wujing and Bai Longma sighed, and also chased after him.

On the next road, Sha Wujing was on the saddle and behind the horse, getting on the horse to support, and getting off the horse to support him, shouting for dinner here, and a hot pot was already lit there, coupled with his really good cooking skills and massage techniques, he immediately jumped from the latecomers Then, he became a popular person in Tang San's eyes.

Seeing Monkey King, Zhu Gangman, and Bailongma is quite depressing.

But with more contact, they gradually understood.

Tang Sanzan is actually a very simple and very complicated person.

So simple, the way he handles things is often able to do it without forcing it, which is extremely simple and rude.

The complication is that he is actually very smart and can see everything clearly at a glance, but he is too lazy to bother and likes to take shortcuts with his fists.

And although this person is powerful, he doesn't have any sense of being a strong person at all. As long as you don't insult him, he doesn't care about losing face at all.He can call an ordinary person a brother, and if he does something wrong, he can be reprimanded by an ordinary old man for not being a son of man, but he doesn't care.