Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Then there is life. What's the point of living just to be someone else's puppet or slave?

So, live freely and do whatever you want! "

Speaking of this, Huanxi Buddha sighed and said: "Tell me, what is the spiritual practice of all beings in the heavens and all living things?

From a rock, an old tree, and a mosquito, he has endured thousands of years of boring practice, and has survived countless heavens, earth, and competitors' attacks, and finally achieved immortality, Buddhahood, and strength. The top of the food chain, is it just to learn benevolence, righteousness, propriety, wisdom and faith, and take care of the weak?

Pure fart! "

Hearing this, Tang Sanzan felt that what the big fat man with long ears said made sense, and it could even be said that he wanted to die a little bit from his ideas.

Isn't the world of demon gods the pursuit of power and freedom?

I am strong and I am reasonable.

You are weak, you eat farts.

Huanxi Buddha continued: "I don't know what other people are after, but I only have four pursuits!"

While speaking, Huanxi Buddha pointed four fingers: "First, survive! In order to survive, I don't think it is too much to do anything.

Second, women!In my opinion, I have to carry on the family line while I am alive, and no reason can stop me from picking up girls and having children, because babies are more powerful!

Third, eat meat!My mother has worked hard for endless years, from a rabbit to a Buddha, I am not here to be a vegetarian, otherwise it is not good for me to continue to be a rabbit?I want to eat meat, I want to eat all kinds of meat!

Fourth, I want to drink!Alcohol... Drink it happily, the more you drink, the happier you are!You can drink even if you are not happy. The more you drink, the more unhappy you become, and you can completely release your emotions.

Tang Sanzan, how about you?What is the purpose of your practice? "

Three fingers deep in Tang San's burial: "Eat meat, drink wine, and pick up girls."

When Huanxi Buddha heard this, he laughed loudly and said, "Is that right! From the first time I saw you, I knew that we are the same way. If that's the case, come with me, follow Cihang and those Being old and stubborn is simply burying your nature."

Just as Tang Sanzan was about to agree, he suddenly heard a cold snort: "Dingguang Huanxi Buddha, you've come to Lao Tzu's f---ing digging! Who is stubborn? Who buried his nature!"

I saw Guanyin Bodhisattva walking over with a black face.

Huanxi Buddha suddenly saw sweat on his forehead, and said with a dry smile, "Oh, Bodhisattva, why are you here? Don't get me wrong, I... just chatting with Fellow Daoist Tang... Well, are you busy?"

"I'm busy with you, sir! Watch!" Guanyin Bodhisattva roared, grabbed the mouth of the goat milk jade bottle in Longnu's hand, swung it up, and smashed it on Huanxi Buddha's forehead. Well, apparently he does it a lot!

Huanxi Buddha was also prepared, retreating thousands of miles in an instant, and then shouted: "Guanyin Bodhisattva, I am a good man and I will not fight with women!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva was like a cat whose tail has been stepped on, and said angrily: "A good man doesn't tease a woman? Well, don't fight back your motherfucker today, and see if I don't beat you to death!"

After finishing speaking, Guanyin Bodhisattva chased after him. Huanxi Buddha saw this, and ran away. While running, he did not forget to call out to Tang Sanzan: "Tang Sanzan, let's talk in detail later! I am in Dingguang Mountain, Bliss The hole is waiting for you!"

Hearing this, Tang Sanzan hesitated a little.

Huanxi Buddha added another sentence: "My [-] fairies all have long legs!"

Tang Sanzan sneered, and said with firm eyes: "Wait, I'll go and pack things up!"

"Dead rabbit, watch!"

Bang!

Guanyin Bodhisattva slapped Huanxi Buddha on the forehead with a bottle, and blood flowed suddenly. Huanxi Buddha covered his forehead with one hand and cursed all the way: "You shrew, you have turned into a woman, you are still so fierce! You deserve it!" You become a bitch!"

"Go to hell!" Guanyin roared, and the world changed color.

In an instant, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva turned into Avalokitesvara with thousands of hands. Thousands of Buddhist magic weapons were like garbage that cost no money.

On Lingshan, some idle Buddhas, Bodhisattvas, Venerables, Arhats and others all looked up at the battle. No one took it seriously, but chatted happily.

"They're at it again."

"Who do you think will win this time?"

"Which time didn't Guanyin Bodhisattva win? Although Huanxi Buddha has become a Buddha, but in terms of strength... Hehe, that's the way it is."

"That's right, even though that anti-bone boy was loved by the leader of Tongtian and one of the Seven Immortals of Jiejiao, he was a guy who liked opportunism and didn't work hard in his cultivation. Although he was a direct disciple, he didn't learn much.

Although Guanyin Bodhisattva is just a Bodhisattva, he is actually one of the twelve golden immortals who have hit the golden bell. Where is his strength?

Besides, although he entered Buddhism, they never let go of their teaching philosophy. "

"What idea?"

"Group fight!"

At this moment, a roar came: "Dead rabbit, you are courting death!"

Chapter 224 Broken Memory

Puxian Bodhisattva soared into the sky, transformed into a golden body of Buddha, and smashed down on Huanxi Buddha.

On the other side, a golden dragon rushed over, and it was fearful Liusun Buddha who came stepping on the fairy rope...

Although the relationship between Fear Liusun and Guanyin Bodhisattva is not very good, when it comes to the outside world, especially when it comes to Huanxi Buddha, they are incomparably united.

Seeing this, Huanxi Buddha cursed loudly: "Fuck, gang fight again! I'm bah!"

Then Huanxi Buddha turned around and ran away...

However, after all, he was surrounded by three people, what a miserable end.

Tied up with fairy ropes and held with thousands of magic weapons... By the time Huanxi Buddha left again, his nose was blue and his face was swollen.

……

"Okay, the big play is over, let's go." Seeing that there was no play to watch, everyone immediately went to their own business.

On the other side, Tang Sanzan also ran back to the Purple Bamboo Forest and began to pack his things.

Black Bear Spirit asked curiously: "Old Tang, you don't really want to go with that grandson, do you? Let me tell you, that grandson is really not a good guy!"

Tang Sanzun nodded and said: "I know, but I don't seem to be a good person either."

The black bear spirit is dumb...

Tang Sanzan was packing up his things when the door knocked and was kicked open.

Guanyin Bodhisattva stood at the door with a vicious look on his face, condescending, with fierce eyes, holding a goat milk jade bottle in his hand, staring at Tang Sanzan, and asked word by word: "Where are you going?"

At that moment, Tang Sanzan, who was fearless and fearless, was a little scared...

To be precise, this scene seemed familiar to him.