Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Seeing this, Guanyin Bodhisattva looked a little unhappy.

The next day, Guanyin Bodhisattva did not bring the dragon girl over, and the result was

"What about Tang San's burial?" Guanyin Bodhisattva asked.

"He was still here just now, as soon as you lowered your head, he ran away." Black Bear Jing said.

Guanyin Bodhisattva suddenly became angry

Then Guanyin Bodhisattva found out that he brought the dragon girl. The bald man must have been listening to the class honestly, but he could tell from his eyes that he didn't listen to a word.

If he doesn't bring the dragon girl, the bald man will skip class 100%, and he won't be able to catch it.

He couldn't beat and beat, and couldn't scold and scold, suddenly Guanyin Bodhisattva's head was as big as a fight.

on this day

Tang Sanzan was listening to a class below, when he suddenly heard a commotion and a woman's laughter in the distance.

The bald man's ears stood up in an instant, and he turned around suddenly, and saw a monk with long ears and big teeth sitting on a pink auspicious cloud in the sky, surrounded by Yingyingyanyan. many beauties

Tang Sanzan's eyes straightened immediately, and he pointed at the monk and shouted, "Bodhisattva, what's going on? Can monks pick up girls?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva frowned, and said with displeasure and disgust, "What do you think he is doing?"

"Bodhisattva, what's the matter with me? I'm a majestic Buddha. If you take a look, how can I suffer?" The fat man with long ears suddenly turned his head and smiled.

Guanyin Bodhisattva snorted coldly: "Are you going to get out of here, or wait for me to do it?"

The fat man with long ears narrowed his eyes and said, "Bodhisattva, whether it was then or now, do you think you have a chance of winning?"

"And me?" At this moment, Fear Liusun appeared, and he looked at the fat man with long ears coldly with his arms folded.

At the same time, Puxian Bodhisattva also came over: "There is also me."

The fat man with long ears looked a bit ugly, but then he laughed loudly and said, "Hahaha, it's been so many years, you haven't changed at all. There are so many of you, I admit I'm cowardly, and you all leave!"

After finishing speaking, the fat man with long ears waved his hand, and Xiangyun accelerated and flew away.

Seeing the back of the fat man going away, Guanyin Bodhisattva, Samantabhadra Bodhisattva and Fear Liusun cursed at the same time: "Bah, what the hell!"

Tang Sanzan looked confused, and Mu Zha next to him explained in a low voice: "The fat man with long ears just now is Huanxi Buddha, and he was originally a disciple of Jiejiao, Chang-eared Dingguang Immortal.

To be honest, when we were able to win the Conferred God War, he made a great contribution. "

Tang Sanzan was even more puzzled: "Since that's the case, why do you act like you want to kill each other when you meet?"

Mu Zha shook his head and said: "Elder Tang doesn't know something. Although he helped us, this guy is a rebellious boy. Back then, Master Tongtian loved him the most. He gave him all kinds of treasures and exercises. He also gave him the array eye for safekeeping. It can be seen how good and trusting Master Tongtian is to him. That's it.

A master who can't even cheat on such a good master to himself, what else can't he do?

Although he has become a Buddha, in our hearts, he is nothing!

Despise, despise him! "

Tang Sanzan nodded slightly and said, "So that's the case."

Then Tang Sanzan asked again: "Then why can he bring a woman?"

Just as Mu Zha was about to explain something, he listened to Guanyin Bodhisattva's advice: "Elder Tang, although I am a Buddhist, but just now that person deceives teachers and destroys ancestors and has no bottom line. You'd better not go with him, you know?"

Tang nodded and said, "Okay."

After Guanyin Bodhisattva finished speaking, he continued to teach.

After listening to the class, Tang Sanzan was bored lying on the stone and watching the stars

At this moment, a voice sounded: "Elder Tang, let's talk together?"

Tang Sanzan turned his head and saw Huanxi Buddha sitting in the distance, looking at him with a smile.

Chapter 223 The Bodhisattva Carrying the Wine Bottle

Tang Sanzan tilted his head and looked at him: "What's the matter?"

Huanxi Buddha smiled slightly, got up and walked over slowly: "Are you Tang Sanzan?"

Tang Sanzun raised his chin, squinted his eyes, and looked defensive.

After Huanxi Buddha confirmed Tang Sanzan's identity, his smile became even brighter. He rubbed his big hands and said, "Hey... I've heard about you. Tathagata asked you to follow Cihang and the others to learn the acquired manners of bullshit, right?"

Tang Sanzan nodded.

Huanxi Buddha smiled and said, "What can you learn from Cihang and those people? They are not playful people in their bones. They know the acquired etiquette of a fart."

Tang Sanzan asked back: "They don't know, you know?"

Huanxi Buddha laughed loudly and said, "Of course! What is acquired etiquette?

Acquired etiquette is actually humane!

Humanity can be counted from proposing to promoting.

But then again, what is humanity?do you know? "

Tang Sanzun rolled his eyes, he knew what a fart!

Although Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva said it, but he watched the beautiful women all the time, didn't listen at all, and didn't remember a single word.

Huanxi Buddha saw Tang Sanzan's expression and knew that this guy didn't learn anything at all, so he laughed more happily, sat down in front of Tang Sanzan, opened his belly, and laughed: "What is humanity?

Human nature is very complicated.

Some people say that humanity is benevolence, righteousness, propriety, wisdom and faith, and the spirit of dedication to promote what shit.

But in my opinion, shit is humane!

Humanity is full of food, idle farts, putting one prison after another on one's head, restricting one's own tricks...

In other words, it is just a trick by those who have attained the Tao to limit the body, behavior and spirit of ordinary people.

And the humanity in my eyes is very simple.

First, survive.

Second, life.

Survival is the first priority of all creatures. After all, life is meaningful, and death is a fart!