Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

"Have you ever eaten?"

"No."

"Try it?"

"Don't taste it!"

"I promise you will want to eat it after you taste it!"

"Don't taste it, the poor monk is a vegetarian."

"You give me that dog, how about I make you a plate of vegetarian meat?"

"Don't do it!"

"Why don't you eat oil and salt?" Tang Sanzan looked at Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva with a displeased face.

Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha clasped his hands together and said, "Amitabha, the poor monk really doesn't like this."

Looking at this monk with a serious expression and firm eyes, Tang Sanzan sighed helplessly and said, "The more I look at you, the more angry I get, that's all...you tell me where Bo Xun is, and I'll go and calm down."

Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva pointed to the front, and the blood mist dispersed a road, and at the end of the road was a rushing bloody river.

Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva pointed to that side and said, "Go down from there, just grab any Shura and ask about it."

Ksitigarbha turned his head again, and the bald man was gone!

"Pfft!"

The sound of falling into the water came from a distance, and Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva frowned slightly: "Impatient?"

a long time……

"Where's my dog?! Dead Tang Sanbu, come back!"

A shrill roar resounded through the Netherworld...

"Tang Sanzan, why are you pulling me? I don't know you well!" Di Ting tried hard to break free, but Tang Sanzan's big hand was like an iron hoop, no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't break free.

Tang Sanzan laughed and said: "It doesn't matter if you are not familiar with me, you will be familiar with me in a while."

Di Ting cried: "Do you have to eat me?"

Tang Sanzan glanced at him: "Unless you have other uses!"

Di Ting immediately said: "I have."

Tang Sanzan threw Di Ting aside, then stroked his chin and said, "Please start your performance!"

Listen to: "..."

Ting Ting swears, he has lived for so long, and he has never seen such a cheap thing!

But Di Ting still said: "My name is Di Ting, look at my ears..."

Tang Sanzan said very seriously: "I've seen it, it's absolutely dog ​​ears, exactly the same, and you're not a dog?"

Listen to: "￥..."

Di Ting roared, "Are you just looking at the ears? Didn't you see my tiger's head, unicorn, dragon's body, lion's tail, and unicorn's feet?"

"One dog eats six?" Tang Sanzang asked.

Di Ting stood on the spot with his eyes straightened, then raised his voice and howled, "Bodhisattva, are you sure this is a monk?"

A bald head approached him, and he replied decisively: "I'm not a monk, do you have any questions?"

"I……"

Di Ting really wanted to scold her, but he held back, his life is the most important thing: "My ability is to listen to other people's hearts, no one can tell a lie in front of me, if you spare my life, I can also help you lie detection on the way. "

Tang Sanzan stroked his chin and said, "Are you sure?"

"Sure!" Di Ting said confidently.

Tang San said: "Then listen to what I'm thinking."

Tang Sanzan thought silently in his heart: "Hand-shredded dog meat, deep-fried tiger head, dragon liver and phoenix gallbladder, braised lion tail..."

Over there, Di Ting listened confidently, and then... Di Ting was dumbfounded, he couldn't hear anything!

Tang Sanzan asked: "Hey, did you hear clearly?"

Di Ting's forehead was covered with cold sweat, and he thought, "That's not right, why can't I hear it? It's not right!"

Tang Sanzun asked: "Big Dog, did you hear that? Tell me!"

He listened and tried again, but he still couldn't hear anything.

"Can't you hear it? It's useless..." Tang Sanzun wiped his saliva, rolled up his sleeves and prepared to do it.

Di Ting looked at Tang Sanbu who was walking step by step, especially the movement of wiping his saliva, he gritted his teeth and pretended to be a living horse doctor, and said nonsense: "You want to eat dog meat!"

Tang Sanzan was taken aback for a moment...

After hearing that, Di waited there to die, he was really guessing.

But Tang Sanzan was happy: "Hey, you can really hear it, you can, you have a hand!"

Tang Sanzan patted Di Ting's head so that Di Ting became dizzy and swayed in place.

But when he heard Tang Sanzan praised him, he knew that his life was saved: "Elder Tang, don't you want to eat me?"

Tang Sanzhu said: "The poor monk does what he says, and he won't eat if he says he won't eat... Hey, this Styx river is quite deep. It has been sinking for so long, and it hasn't bottomed out yet."

In order to show that he is of great use, Di Ting quickly explained: "The Styx River is bottomless, and no one has reached the deepest part of the Styx River until now. It is said that few people from the Asura tribe have gone down to the deepest point. , if it’s so natural, if it’s not ten or eight years old, it’s probably useless.”

Chapter 216 Misunderstanding

Tang Sanzan became anxious when he heard this: "I'm just waiting to get angry. You told me to wait ten or eight years? Don't let me eat the meat, and let me hold back the fire? That's not okay, you Is there any other way?"

Di Ting immediately signaled: "You get on my back, and I will take you down."

Tang Sanzan immediately jumped onto Di Ting, Di Ting turned around, and suddenly accelerated towards the depths of the Styx River.

After running for two steps, Di Ting suddenly realized one thing, this bald man is not under the guise of eating himself, to scare himself into leading him and using him as a mount, right?

But right now, he really didn't dare to ask, so he could only run away sullenly.