Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

"My lord, are you going to the Earth Immortal Realm?"

"Of course you go."

"You're not going?"

"I'm not going, you go and see who is on the mountain. If it's rubbish, you can just chop it up and grab the beauty roll in his hand. If there is some power, you can come back and report, and the king will do it himself. As a reward , tonight you go to bed!"

"Okay, I'll set off now!" The strongest woman was extremely excited, kicked her legs, soared into the sky with a bang, and rushed out of the Styx River.

Then the lustful sky shouted: "Go back to the house!"

"Yes, sir." The remaining three strong women replied delicately, and then the burly figure exerted a little force, and with a bang, several people, together with the sedan chair, shot up into the sky like a rocket, and went away in a big jump. .

Bo Xun looked at their leaving backs, took three deep breaths, then turned around: "vomit"

After throwing up for a long time, Bo Xun wiped his mouth and sighed sincerely: "I am not satisfied with other things, but I am really convinced of that guy's taste and waist. If he can stay in Mount Putuo forever, it will not be a bad thing."

At the same time, by the Nether River.

In the hazy blood, a little light flickered in it, like a will-o'-the-wisp in a sea of ​​blood.

Taking a closer look, it was a sharp bald head.

Tang Sanzan had been walking for a long time, but the more he walked, the more confused he became. He couldn't see his fingers around him, and couldn't tell the direction at all. Up to now, he didn't know where he went.

"Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva said that someone is coming to pick me up, where is the person?" Tang Sanzan was muttering, when a booming sound sounded in the distance, as if something fell from the sky and hit the ground.

"Who?" Tang San asked.

No one answered on the other side, but there was a bang instead, as if something jumped up.

"Jump up?"

Tang Sanzan looked up, and saw a large black shadow falling from the sky in the blood mist.

At the same time, a voice sounded: "Huh? There seems to be a night pearl! Hey, it moved. Could it be a night pearl?"

Tang Sanzan's face darkened when he heard the words, but he heard the other party was a female voice, so he didn't make a move, but raised his head and continued to watch.

Gradually the black shadow is getting closer

Then Tang Sanzan saw four extremely burly women with two meteor hammers on their chests carrying a sedan chair down from the sky!

As if sensing his gaze, the strong woman also looked down, and then

Immediately, a big pancake-like face, full of code words, pure sausage, and a strange big face with slender eyebrows and eyes appeared in Tang Sanzan's sight.

"I'm going!"

Tang Sanzan almost didn't even think about it, just punched him!

boom!

The strong girl hadn't seen Tang Sanzan's appearance clearly before she was blown away by a punch and disappeared in the blood mist instantly.

Tang Sanzun wiped the cold sweat off his forehead and said: "It is said that Shura women are unparalleled in beauty, grandma's, as expected, fairy tales are all deceptive!"

"Fairy tales didn't lie to you." A voice sounded.

Tang Sanzan heard the sound and looked, only to see a monk with a kind face and a huge wave slowly walking over.

The monk is followed by a black thing

The monk clasped his hands together and said, "Amitabha, poor monk Ksitigarbha. After receiving the news from Guanyin Bodhisattva, the almsgiver is going to the Styx River to find Bo Xun, who has transformed himself into the sky?"

Tang Sanzan nodded, then pointed to the black animal beside Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva and said, "You are quite a fat dog."

Hearing that, the black animal glared and said, "I'm listening, not a dog!"

Tang Sanzan leaned over and took a closer look. This animal has a tiger head, one horn, dog ears, dragon body, lion tail, and unicorn feet. It is obviously not a dog.

So Tang Sanzan grinned and said, "Don't worry about these useless details, just be fat. Let me tell you, I met a big black dog on Xitian Road, which looks a bit like you. His hair is also black and shiny. Yes, the point is, it’s as fat as you. Just its legs, a pot of fire is full of oil cough cough”

Tang Sanzan suddenly realized that he seemed to have talked too much, wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth and said, "Let's talk in detail later."

Chapter 215 One Dog, Six Eats

Hearing this, his eyes widened, and he thought, "I'm talking to you! I don't want to see you again!"

At the same time, he retreated behind Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva.

Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva also stood in the way of the two with a vigorous step, and said with a smile: "Tang Sanzan, you want to see Bo Xun, let me show you the way."

What did Tang Sanbu do?

He went to Mount Putuo for a month. Although he had meat and seafood for that month, he ate all ordinary things. Compared with the taste of refined monsters or carefully raised beasts, the taste was far worse. It's even worse by a few levels.

Tang Sanzan didn't see it, it's a good thing, but when he saw it, the gluttons in his stomach suddenly rioted...

He stared straight at Di Ting, and pulled Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva with one hand and said, "Don't worry, we finally met, let's chat and deepen our relationship. Let me tell you, we are not familiar yet. Just grill it and it will be cooked. Listen carefully, don’t be afraid, come on, let’s work hard to get familiar.”

Di Ting retreated again and again, growling incessantly: "Don't come here, don't come here!"

Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva did not expect this bald man to be so difficult to deal with, so he frowned and said, "Tang Sanzan, he is my divine beast."

Tang Sanzan nodded and said: "I know, I don't want to get close to him if it's not a divine beast. Speaking of which, this dog... how long have you been raising this dog? What do you usually feed? Where do you find firewood? Is there any?" pot?"

Di Ting cried: "Bodhisattva, he always wants to stew me! Take care of me!"

Tang Sanzang said righteously: "Don't talk nonsense, I didn't want to stew you!"

Just as Di Ting was about to breathe a sigh of relief, Tang Sanzan rubbed his chin and said, "Wu Jing said that it would be a pity to stew a person of your appearance. Braised in soy sauce or grilled..."

"Bodhisattva!" Di Ting wailed.

Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva rubbed his eyebrows and said, "Tang Sanzan, he is my friend, not food."

Tang Sanzan tilted his head and looked at Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva and said, "I know, just don't eat my head, just give me two hind legs to satisfy my hunger?"

Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva: "..."

Tang Sanbu said: "Why don't you talk? How about we chat while grilling meat?"

Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva frowned...

Tang Sanzan leaned over, put his arms around Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva's shoulders and said, "Stop pretending, I don't believe you don't want to eat meat!"

Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva firmly shook his head and said, "I really don't like meat."