Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Mu Zha snorted, "Don't talk nonsense."

In the distance, Fearful Sun Buddha shouted: "That boy has been practicing on the mountain since he was a child. He caught up with King Wu's defeat of Zhou just as he came down the mountain. He fought all the way there. Before he had time to taste the taste of a woman, he was dragged to become a monk by Cihang. He is still a boy now. body...

Will a young man who is just full-blooded miss women?

Mu Zha, let me tell you, Buddhism has the strictest and most lenient rules.

If your heart is not dead, then do what you should do.

It's just that Buddhism can't keep you.

When are you waiting, calm down and talk about it. "

Mu Zha's heart was pounding, but after thinking about the years of hard work, the kindness Bodhisattva had treated him, and the countless scriptures he had read, he finally sighed and said, "Forget it, I'll just practice Buddhism honestly."

Afraid of what his grandson wanted to say, Tang Sanzan threw the sole of his shoe over: "Shut up, lay your eggs!"

Fearing that his grandson curled his lips, he continued to lay eggs cursing in his heart.

As we spoke, the sun finally set on the hill.

At that moment, Tang Sanzan stood up suddenly, stopped eating the crab, clenched the beauty roll in his hands, and looked up to the west.

Sure enough, a round of moon slowly poked its head out...

Tang San waited until this guy didn't come out, and couldn't help cursing: "Why is this moon whimpering? It's slow? Can't you come out quickly?"

After a while, the moon finally jumped out of the horizon, and the brilliance of the full moon filled the earth!

Almost at the same time, Tang Sanzan unfolded the beauty roll in his hand!

……

At the same time, in the Buddhist hall.

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva is sitting cross-legged on a futon, practicing pure mind.

On the side, the dragon girl asked cautiously: "Bodhisattva, today is the night of the full moon, don't you want to go out and have a look?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva snorted coldly and said: "What's so good about a white bone skeleton? Do you want to look at that bald man to get carried away? If you watch too much, it will increase your troubles. Let's talk about it tomorrow!"

The dragon girl stretched her neck and looked out curiously.

Bang!

The gate was closed, and the dragon girl pouted and muttered, "I don't know what kind of young ladies will appear... that guy should be very happy, right?"

……

At this moment, Tang Sanzan was indeed very happy, very happy!

I saw the [-]-kilometer-long picture scroll unfold, and the moonlight fell on the picture scroll. At that moment, the three thousand women on it glowed one after another, and then moved one by one...

"It moved, it moved! They moved by themselves!" Tang Sanzan shouted excitedly.

The black bear spirit stared at the black bear banshee, his eyes were shining, and he shouted, "You are so strong!"

Mu Zha lowered his head, as if I didn't look at it, but stared at the reflection on the water.

In the end, three thousand women flew out of the beauties in the moonlight, and they stepped on the moonlight and rushed towards them...

but……

Hei Xiongjing said: "Elder Tang, something is wrong, they seem to be shrinking!"

Tang Sanzan also felt that something was wrong, the youngest of those girls were adults when they entered the beauty roll, but after they left the beauty roll, their age seemed to shrink rapidly, and when they fell to the ground...

The moonlight cleared, and three thousand dolls in diapers, sitting on the ground with big eyes wide open, were selected for the primary election.

They looked at Tang Sanzan, Mu Zha and Hei Xiong Jing in front of them, and then all of them pouted their mouths, puffed their cheeks, their eyes gradually filled with tears, and finally said, "Wow!"

"Wow!~~~"

The cry of a doll resounded across the beach in an instant.

At that moment, Tang Sanzan only felt that his head was about to explode, he stood there, his eyes were straight, completely dumbfounded!

What about the beautiful woman?Where is the beauty? !

At the same time, some text appeared on the beauty map: "The beauty map is only for training beauties, and only newborn baby girls are included.

This picture will show the image of the baby girl as she grows up for the owner's selection. "

"Baby girl...just born..." Tang Sanzan's face twitched.

At this moment, something seemed to be pulling his trouser legs, and looking down, several little dolls crawled to his feet at some point, stretching out their hands and pulling his trousers to climb up!

Although these little babies are all babies, they all have the bodies of fairies after all. Each of them has a great body, and the speed of crawling is like a little monkey. In the blink of an eye, Tang Sanzan's body is covered with children.

A group of dolls embraced Tang Sanbu, crying loudly while shouting from time to time: "Mom, mom..."

Tang San's forehead was instantly full of black lines: "Mom? He subconsciously felt the brother under his crotch, and it's still..."

At this moment, I don't know which little guy, tore off Tang Sanzan's monk's robe, and then shouted at the flat chest: "Grandma!"

Then the small mouth is a mouthful!

"Aww..." Tang Sanzang looked up to the sky and howled...

Hei Xiongjing and Mu Zha just wanted to laugh when they saw this, but they found a group of dolls rushing towards them, and surrounded them like a tide!

Neither of them dared to break out violently, and then they were covered with dolls.

A group of babies hugged the two, staring with big watery eyes, shouting: "Daddy, Daddy!"

Hearing that, the black bear was so frightened that his legs went limp. It's okay to be the father of the children, but it's too dangerous to be the husband of the bald man. Count your uncles!"

"Daddy, Daddy!" It's a pity that the children are limited in their intelligence, so they hug him and call him Daddy, and then they bite him where there is a bag one by one...

Mu Zha is not much better, but the children seem to have a little judgment ability, and they don't call mom and dad when they hold him, but uncle.

While Mu Zha smiled wryly, he tried his best to wipe the sweat off his forehead, and said with a sigh of relief, "Fortunately, I don't want to be a father."

Chapter 209

The black bear spirit couldn't bear it anymore, and shouted at Tang Sanzan: "Elder Tang, think of a way, what's wrong with this?"

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