Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Tang Sanzan's eyes lit up: "Deal!"

Bo Xun immediately took out a scroll from his bosom, handed it to Tang Sanzan and said, "Senior Tang, this thing is called the Beauty Scroll, and there are three thousand beauties sealed inside. I got it by accident back then, but this thing It can't be opened normally, but it can only be opened on the night of the full moon. Usually, it is useless to open it..."

Tang Sanzan didn't care about it, he quickly opened it, and it turned out that the beauty scroll was a full three kilometers long!

There were indeed three thousand beauties drawn on the scroll. These women were of different shapes, some were tall and some were short, the tall ones were tall and charming, the short ones were cute and exquisite...

The most important thing is that some of these women have cat ears, some have fox tails, and they are all monster beauties!

Tang Sanzan's eyes shine!

Guanyin Bodhisattva nodded slightly and said: "It is indeed a beauty scroll, I have also heard of this treasure, it is said that this scroll is one of the rare magic treasures that can be collected by living people.

At the same time, this magic weapon also has a screening function, and non-peerless beauties are not accepted.

This item has been lost for many years, but I didn't expect it to be in your hands. "

Bo Xun said: "It was also a coincidence. Senior Tang, can I change it?"

Tang Sanzan said without saying a word: "Deal!"

Tang Sanzhu was happy, but Guanyin Bodhisattva's head was buzzing.

This is Mount Putuo, not a brothel in Putuo, let alone a harem in Putuo!

If his Buddhist and quiet place releases three thousand enchantresses with different styles and charms, he feels that his Putuo Mountain may have to change its brand...

This can't be called the Holy Land of Buddhism, it should be called the Holy Land of Brothel!

So Guanyin Bodhisattva said: "Elder Tang, they are from the Shura tribe. The Shura tribe has been warlike all their lives, and they slaughtered cities and villages when they disagreed with each other..."

Bo Xun frowned and said, "Bodhisattva, what you said is a bit biased, right? Our Shura tribe has been living in the bloody sea of ​​​​the Styx River for endless years, and the heavens have changed. When we were rampant between heaven and earth, we did not have you." What about Buddhism. After you came out, have you heard that we slaughtered cities and villages?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva was immediately stunned speechless.

Fear Liusun shouted in the distance: "I saw it! You wiped out the people on Sanxian Island!"

The ghost mother said: "It is true that I killed the people on Sanxian Island, they deserve to die! Their gathering this time is not to celebrate the birthday of the owner of Sanxian Island at all, but they arrested one of us. A Shura woman, ready to be humiliated in public.

How can I let them go? "

Afraid to leave grandson dumb...

If it is true what the ghost mother said, then the people of Sanxian Island can be regarded as their own fault.

Bo Xun said: "We are just warlike and not afraid of death. We are not killing innocent people for no reason."

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva wanted to say something else, Tang San said: "I believe this."

Mu Zha next to him was dissatisfied and said: "It is rumored that the Shura tribe is cruel by nature, this should not be groundless."

Tang Sanzan replied: "It is also rumored that I am cruel by nature, am I cruel?"

Mu Zha rolled his eyes and thought, "Aren't you cruel? You're not cruel, you would make a Buddha squat on a tree branch and lay eggs? Are you more cruel than killing people?"

But Mu Zha couldn't say this.

After all, speaking from conscience, Tang Sanzan really has nothing to do with cruelty, but it is a bit unreasonable.

Guanyin Bodhisattva sighed and said: "Elder Tang, the Shura clan may not be bloodthirsty, but the Shura clan did have a war with the human race back then, blood flowed like a river, and hatred spread everywhere. Now that the Shura clan reappeared in the world, those people must Attacking them in groups will inevitably lead to a bloodbath!"

Tang Sanzan asked back: "If I don't let them go, won't it cause a bloody storm? The Shura clan is about to come out, so the two of them are not bad, right?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva was speechless.

Tang Sanzan waved his hand and said: "Okay, you can go."

When Bo Xun and Ghost Mother heard this, they turned around and ran away. They disappeared in an instant. The speed seemed to be afraid of Tang Sanzan's repentance.

Tang Sanzan didn't think much about it, and happily accepted the beauty roll, then sat on the rock, shaking his legs, raised his head, and muttered: "It's getting dark, it's getting dark... the big moon, Come out quickly!"

Seeing Tang Sanbu like this, Guanyin Bodhisattva felt helpless, turned and left, and at the same time thought about what to say to the bald man tomorrow.

Longnu didn't speak from the beginning to the end, she just stared at Tang Sanzan curiously with her big watery eyes.

Now, no matter how innocent he is, he can see that the bald man was pretending to be tender before.

However, Dragon Girl's pure heart obviously doesn't think too much, but she can't figure it out, why is he so strong?

……

"Boring..." Tang Sanzun looked at the sun that had just slid halfway down, and muttered endlessly, and now he was feeling like a year, fidgeting, and just wanted to find something to pass the time.

At this moment, the black bear leaned over: "Eat something, time flies, I think the big crab you just ate is not bad..."

This guy obviously wanted to eat meat, and he was afraid that he would be beaten by the Bodhisattva, so he wanted to get some meat with the help of Tang Sanzan.

Tang Sanzan was fidgeting now, worrying about nothing to pass the time. Hearing what the black bear said, he immediately felt that it made sense, and then jumped into the sea again.

nautical mile...

"Where's the second child, the third child?" A bigger crab approached the previous crab B.

Chapter 208 Three thousand beauties are picturesque

Crab B said: "Brother, let me tell you, the second brother has learned to teleport. You are awesome!"

The big crab rolled his eyes and said, "Don't be silly, we don't even know how to change form, and still teleport? If he can teleport, I can too!"

Crab B said: "What I said is true! At that time I just turned my head like this, and then... Hey? Big brother? Big brother? Big brother, why are you also teleporting? You all come back, teach me too!"

……

On the seashore, Black Bear Spirit had prepared a large pot of hot water long ago. As soon as the crabs came up, he threw them into the pot. After a while, the aroma wafted out.

Then Tang Sanzan, Hei Xiong Jing and Mu Zha sat by the iron pot and ate seafood while looking forward to the sunset.

Mu Zha said: "Old Hei, you don't like human women, what are you looking forward to here?"

The black bear gave him a white look and said: "You know what a fart! That beauty picture is full of monster girls. I saw a black bear girl with nine-pack abs, a small waist, and a whole body of tendons. I think I'm in love... ..."

Mu Zha: "..."

Black Bear Spirit asked Mu Zha again: "Mu Zha, you are a monk, what are you doing here?"

Mu Zha said: "I'll just take a look, just take a look..."

"Look and see, why are you drooling? You won't be tempted too, right?" The black bear leaned over and asked hesitantly.