Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Look at the injuries on my body, you tell me to slow down? "

The few Jialan also looked helpless. Along the way, they watched Tang Seng carry the blame all the way with their own eyes.

Jia Lan said: "Although that is the case, if you walk too fast, no one will cooperate with you. I am afraid that you will have to run to Lingshan..."

Tang Seng sat down on the ground and said: "The big deal is that I have learned the scriptures, go back, and go through the ordeal again."

When Jialan and the others heard it, this is a solution!

So, began to send letters back.

Buddha also agreed...

then……

"It's so boring! Where's the monster? Where's the goblin? Where did they go?!"

On Xitian Road, Tang Sanzan looked up to the sky and howled.

It has been half a year, and in half a year, he has passed by several towns, such as Jinping Mansion, and the capital of Tianzhu Kingdom, and they all left.

I was stunned that a monster didn't see it!

Just then, the six-eared macaque came back.

"Master, don't shout, all the monsters on the road are gone!" shouted the six-eared macaque.

Tang Sanzan asked very unhappily, "What's the situation?"

The six-eared macaque said: "Originally, when we came out of Yuhua City, we should have gone to Jinping Mansion. There should have been three rhinoceros spirits stealing sesame oil there. Then they wanted to eat your meat...so they made a fuss. Disaster.

As a result, as soon as the three rhino spirits heard that you were coming, they quit immediately, the cave was burned, and they went to the sea for vacation. "

Tang Sanzan couldn't help complaining: "Three big lumps of meat, just ran away like this?! Can't they be more dedicated?"

Tang Sanzan was a little depressed...

The six-eared macaque continued: "The Jade Rabbit of Lord Lu Xing will be arranged in the capital of Zhu in the future.

The Jade Rabbit turns into a princess of Tianzhu Kingdom, ready to have sex with you, absorb your Yuanyang Qi, and break through the realm of the Taiyi Golden Immortal.

Then he was spotted by the senior brother, and finally rescued by Fairy Chang'e..."

Tang Sanzan heard that his favorite female fairy did not come, so he looked up to the sky and wailed: "My jade rabbit, my female fairy, are they gone like this?!..."

Depressed, extremely depressed!

Looking at Tang Sanzan who was about to go crazy at any time, Monkey King and others collectively lowered their heads and remained silent.

What made Tang Sanzan even more mad was that the misremembered cities passing by later, no matter big or small, didn't even have a brothel!

Angry Tang Sanzan's facial features began to distort.

After crossing several rivers and crossing several mountains, half a year later, a tall building suddenly appeared in front of me.

The tall buildings soared into the sky, like mountains rising from the ground, as if they could reach out to pick up the stars, wave their hands to catch the moon, it was extremely shocking.

One by one, there are colorful luan flying books, yellow cranes delivering letters, the breeze brings up thousands of colorful clouds, and thousands of auspicious auras are like waterfalls and rainbows. They are really spiritual palaces and treasures.

When Tang Sanzan saw such a large palace, his eyes lit up immediately, and he muttered: "This city is so big, there must be brothels!"

After finishing speaking, this guy didn't care about the apprentices around him, so he rode his horse and rushed forward!

Facing him, a Taoist boy came out from a pavilion. He had a solemn face, folded his hands, and was about to speak.

I saw a bald man rushing to him in an instant, and then asked with a smile on his face: "Little brother, do you have a brothel here?"

That Daotong was dumbfounded, swallowed all the Buddha's name on his lips, and asked tentatively: "Are you... the Buddhist scriptures from the East?"

"Yes! But, it's not important, do you have a brothel here?" Tang Sanzan continued to ask.

Daotong's forehead was full of black lines, but he forced a smile and said, "That must be Master Sanzang, right?"

Tang Sanbu said: "Yes, but it's not important, let me ask you, do you have brothels here?"

The muscles on Daotong's face began to twitch, and the veins popped up, but he still remained polite: "My master has been waiting for a long time..."

"Oh, are you a child with a bad brain? Let me ask you, do you have a brothel? Who cares if your family is a master or not..." Tang San was in a hurry.

That Daotong was also in a hurry, his face flushed red, and he said angrily: "You are so unreasonable. If you want to find a brothel, you can go to a mortal city to find it. What kind of brothel are you looking for in our Lingshan? What do you think? Our Lingshan Is it like a brothel?"

Tang Sanzan was stunned for a moment, looked up at the golden city, and then scratched his bald head, and said to Monkey King: "Is this Lingshan?"

Sun Wukong smiled bitterly and said, "Master, this is indeed a spiritual mountain. We have arrived at our destination."

Chapter 184: Just Play

Tang Sanzan raised his eyebrows and said: "The quality of Lingshan disciples is worrying. Look at this kid, his face is full of anger, obviously he can't hold his breath."

Xiao Daotong was going crazy, his eyes became more and more fierce.

Tang Sanbu said: "Look, look, look...he's so fierce, he doesn't look like a practitioner at all. Could it be a monster, right? Or, let's beat him and stew it for food?"

Sun Wukong: "￥......"

Xiao Daotong was taken aback, and only then remembered what he had come to pick up, and his forehead was instantly sweating like rain.

At this moment, a loud laugh came: "Hahaha... Great Sage, long time no see!"

Tang Sanzan looked at Sun Wukong and said, "How is your old friend?"

As soon as the words fell, I saw a figure in the pavilion, one staggered and fell out.

This person is wearing brocade clothes and shaking a jade stag.Elbows hanging fairy talismans, feet on shoes, but a face full of bitterness.

Sun Wukong hurriedly said: "Master, this is the Great Immortal of the Golden Summit of Yuzhen Temple at the foot of Lingshan Mountain. He should be here to pick us up the mountain."

Tang Sanzan suddenly realized: "Oh..."

The Golden Summit Immortal laughed and said: "The holy monk only arrived this year, but wait to kill me!

At that time, I was deceived by Guanyin Bodhisattva. He received the golden decree from the Buddha ten years ago and went to the east to find scriptures. He originally said that he would come to me in two or three years.

As a result, I waited year after year, year after year, five or six years, before I waited for you.

Really happy today! "

Hearing this, Tang Sanzan blushed, he really didn't rush on the road very seriously, he was only thinking about finding game and female fairies.