Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

"Scaring me? I know you are strong, but... you ruined my mother's thousand-year plan, and my mother risked her life to fight with you!"

clap clap clap...

……

Bang!

The gate was kicked open, and a group of Jialan rushed in and quickly protected Tang Seng.

As soon as a group of people explained, they immediately understood what happened.

Qian Huan stood at the window with tears streaming down his face, looked up at the sky, and cursed: "Tang Sanzan, I hate you grandma!"

Tang Seng leaned over and said, "Changing your name, I feel uncomfortable..."

"roll!"

Qian Huan raised his leg with one kick!

……

Xitian Road.

White Dragon Horse, Monkey King, Six-Eared Macaque, Zhu Gangli, Sha Wujing and others are sitting together, eating hot pot and chatting.

"Master has been away for so long, why hasn't he come back? He didn't really buy a brothel, did he?" Zhu Gangli said.

The six-eared macaque said: "Impossible, I heard it clearly, there is no brothel in that city."

Sun Wukong said: "Even if there is a brothel that can be bought with a thousand taels of gold, Master probably won't like it."

Just as he was talking, the six-eared macaque stood up and said, "Master, you're back."

Everyone turned their heads and saw Tang Sanzan trotting over, like a thief, he waved his hand: "Let's go, let's go!"

"Master, why are you in such a hurry?" Zhu Gangli asked subconsciously.

"Why so much nonsense? Hurry up!" Tang Sanbu jumped onto the white dragon horse, pointed to the west and said, "Little Bai, run!"

Bai Longma said: "Master, there is still meat in the pot."

"Don't eat, hurry up!"

Tang Sanzun slapped the horse's ass, the white dragon horse suffered from pain, and galloped away.

Several apprentices looked at each other...

"Master, is this stealing?" Sun Wukong asked suspiciously.

The six-eared macaque said: "I don't know, but it looks like it must have done nothing good. Hurry up, there will be a creditor chasing after a while, maybe the master will play a monkey to make money again and pay back the debt."

Upon hearing this, several people got up quickly, packed up their things and chased after him.

Just like that, the master and apprentice ran wildly all the way, and they ran so fast.

At the same time, in the West Sea, three rhinoceros were sitting on the bottom of the sea, counting the fish swimming overhead.

On the side, a monk sat there and said with a smile, "Several, go back."

King Pihan snorted and said: "Bodhisattva, don't talk about it, we all know about it. Then there came a very bald man on the West Paradise Road. He was so powerful that even the golden-winged roc was stewed by him. We also Go back? Don’t you think you’ve lived too long?”

Chapter 183 Do You Have a Brothel?

That Bodhisattva is none other than Lingji Bodhisattva.

Lingji Bodhisattva said: "Three, you have promised before."

King Pishu said: "Before you didn't say that there was such a bald man here to disrupt the situation? Anyway, we won't go!"

Lingji Bodhisattva said: "Originally you should have this calamity, die here, leave this demon body, and achieve even higher..."

King Bichen said: "Yes, that's why we promised you to come. But that bald man is too aggressive. If he doesn't play cards according to common sense, wouldn't our three brothers die? No, no! Go, even if you kill me!"

Bodhisattva Lingji was helpless for a while, he had been here to persuade these three guys for half a month, but these three people just refused to enter, and refused to continue acting in Jinping Mansion.

At the same time, Samantabhadra also encountered trouble.

on the lunar star.

"Mr. Xing, Tang Seng is back..."

Samantabhadra Bodhisattva said with a smile on his face.

The gate of Guanghan Palace has been closed tightly, and it took a long time before a cold voice came out: "Bodhisattva, it's not that the little god doesn't give you face. It's just that this trip is too dangerous...

It was agreed before that it was just to let the jade rabbit do a show, throw a hydrangea ball, and lure the Tang monk.

Jin Chanzi, I know that the mind of Zen is as solid as a mountain, and it will not be attracted.

but now……"

Puxian Bodhisattva said: "We guarantee that Tang Monk will arrive first, and then Jade Rabbit will leave after throwing the hydrangea ball. Nothing will happen."

Taiyin Xingjun said: "That bald man is a variable, even the Jade Emperor wrote a review because of him... Seriously, I won't let Yu'er go if you say anything now. That's it..."

Samantabhadra felt helpless for a while.

Not long after, Puxian Bodhisattva and Lingji Bodhisattva returned to Lingshan, and they looked at each other.

"How is it?" asked in unison.

The two shook their heads at the same time: "No!"

Finally, with a long sigh, I went to see the Tathagata Buddha.

"Since that's the case, let's make arrangements after Tang Sanzan leaves. Go and inform Jin Chanzi to let him go slowly." Buddha ordered.

Soon...

Xitian Road.

While smearing healing medicine on his body, Tang Seng screamed, "Go slowly?

Just because of the slowness, the road is either a pit or a ravine, and if it is not done well, it will be a bottomless pit...

It's hard to bear to meet a monster, and it's fine if you don't cooperate with life and death.

I'm going to help that guy take the blame at every turn!