Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

And at this moment, Tang Sanzan finally couldn't hold back his restless little thoughts, when he saw a beautiful woman, he immediately moved up to her, just about to strike up a conversation.

As a result, the other party greeted her respectfully: "Master, happy holidays."

There was respect in those eyes, without a trace of distraction.

Faced with such a woman, Tang Sanzan was also a little bit hesitant.

Tang Sanzun looked at his cassock, touched his bald head, and said, "Grandma, this suit is a bit of a delay! It needs to be changed!"

Tang Sanzan looked around, took advantage of people's unpreparedness, stole a piece of clothing, found an alley and put it on.

Looking at the robe on his body, he grinned and said, "This time, it should be fine...hehe."

After changing into new clothes, Tang Sanzan blended into the crowd full of confidence, and began to look for someone to strike up a conversation with.

At this time, Huang Shijing also quietly touched behind him, and raised his palm high, this time he was serious, and the demon power in his body was running!

"Fall!" Huang Shi shouted carefully.

Bang!

Huang Shijing looked at the scene in disbelief, and the bald man turned his head slowly again.

Tang Sanzan looked at Huang Shijing with a ferocious face and said, "You're not fucking finished, are you?"

Huang Shijing hurriedly said: "No way, you won't recognize the wrong person again, right? Brother, you said you were looking at the clothes, but you changed your clothes... This... you can't blame me!"

Tang Sanzun looked at his clothes, frowned and said, "This... seems to be the case."

Huang Shijing said: "Right? That... I won't bother you anymore, I'll continue looking for Master Tan."

After finishing speaking, Huang Shijing hurried away, thinking as he walked: "I underestimated him, as expected of a disciple of Buddha, it's fine if you don't practice, but if you practice, you will make a huge difference! Next time, you have to use all your strength... Otherwise, you won't be able to find him." Get away for a good reason.

Hey, if I knew it earlier, I would not have promised the ancestor not to show his holiness in front of people, otherwise a yellow wind would have taken him away, so why bother! "

Huang Shixiong was a little depressed, and his eyes couldn't help flickering fiercely: "Grandma, my lord has traveled several times because of you bald man. This time, I will let you lie down for half a month before we talk about it!"

Thinking of this, Huang Shijing turned around and walked towards the bald man again.

Tang Sanzan began to concentrate on looking at the beauties again, and at the same time thought: "The beauties in Yuhua City are of good quality. I will buy a brothel later, and invite a few more to take with me... This way I won't be lonely on the road, haha..."

Just thinking about it proudly, suddenly he felt a murderous aura!

Huang Shijing approached, raised his knife high, his eyes flashed fiercely: "Fall down!"

Bang!

A figure soared into the sky, all the way to the sky, turned into a meteor, and disappeared into the sky.

Tang Sanzan slowly withdrew his high-raised fist, and then looked back: "Uh...what did you hit just now? Forget it, it doesn't matter, if you dare to kill the poor monk, you deserve to die."

After finishing speaking, Tang Sanzhu continued to look at the beautiful women happily, and went to strike up a conversation with the target.

at the same time……

Bang!

A figure slammed heavily on the hill thousands of miles away, startling the birds.

After a while, Huang Shijing woke up from the coma, sat on the ground, rubbed his head, looked around blankly and muttered: "Who just attacked me? How shameless, when I attacked others, he You actually sneaked up on me! How shameless!

Shameless person who sneaks up on people, let me catch you, otherwise I won't beat you to death! "

After scolding, Huang Shijing got up, looked in the direction of Yuhua City, soared into the sky, and roared: "Tang Sanzhu, I'm back!"

"Old girl, where are you going to play?"

On the street, a bald man in a long robe leaned over to a girl who was buying rouge, with a wicked smile on his face.

The girl was taken aback for a moment, then screamed: "You rascal!"

The girl turned and ran away.

Tang Sanzan was not disappointed either, and turned to make his next target.

"Beauty, I'm so tired from walking, can I carry you?" Tang Sanzan said to a girl who was crying all the way.

The girl's pretty face flushed, and she cursed loudly, "Smelly rascal!"

Then the girl ran away too.

Tang Sanzan was very dissatisfied and said: "Run so fast, and say you are too tired to walk, liar! Big liar!"

"What would you like to eat?"

A beautiful woman muttered while looking at the surrounding restaurants, looking for something to eat.

Tang Sanzan's eyes lit up, and he immediately leaned over: "Beauty, it's such a beautiful day, I invite you to eat..." Tang Sanzan touched his pocket, and then remembered that the money was all on Sha Wujing's body. Changed his words: "Well...can you treat brother to dinner?"

The beauty rolled her eyes directly: "You are so big, you are the most shameless of all the people I have ever seen."

Then, the beauty left.

Tang Sanzan said unhappily: "If you don't invite me, why don't you invite me? Why are you still swearing?"

Hearing this, the beauty stopped in her tracks and looked back at him: "Calling you? People are greedy for my body the most, but you are good. You are also greedy for my money. Do you think I should scold you?"

Tang Sanzan leaned forward with a cheeky face: "You can also be greedy for my body, exchange and mutual benefit, isn't it considered an advantage?"

"roll!"

The beauty scolded directly.

Tang Sanzan was not angry, but looked at the 1.7-meter-five tall, long-legged, grumpy girl in front of him with a cute face, yelling at him.

She said she was swearing, but in fact, this girl's swearing vocabulary is very lacking, and she just said a few words back and forth: "Smelly rascal, stinky pervert, go away! You bald head..."

Tang Sanzan stood there, watching and listening, seeming to be listening with gusto.

Chapter 181

The beauty was tired of scolding, and looked helpless at the bald man with a thick skin like a city wall who didn't get into anything.

At this moment, the beauty's eyes lit up and she said, "Baldy, do you want to sleep with me?"

Tang Sanzan did not hide the thoughts in his heart at all, and nodded vigorously!

The beauty's face was covered with black lines, she had never seen such a direct and shameless hooligan.