Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

The whole street is very lively, as if it is a festive style.

However, what attracted Tang Sanzan's attention the most was the women walking in the crowd, all of them were beautifully dressed... Maybe their appearance was not as good as goblins and fairies, but they were more youthful and more numerous.

Tang Sanzan immediately felt like going home, and rushed over happily, walking around in the crowd, following the crowd, looking back and forth with his thief eyes...

At this moment, Huang Shijing, who was sitting on the ninth floor of the second floor, noticed the bald man in the crowd.

There's no way, this head is too bright in the crowd, it's impossible not to pay attention.

Huang Shijing glanced over, his heart trembled, and he almost fell off his seat, thinking: "Why is this bald man back again? This really killed your grandfather!"

Huang Shijing stared at that side carefully, and soon he became confused again: "No...why didn't you see Monkey King, Zhu Gangli, Six-eared Macaque, Sha Wujing and others?"

Then Huang Shijing remembered the words of the ancestor Jiuling Yuansheng: "I don't know if it's a coincidence, or the fake Tang monk did it on purpose, he looks exactly the same as the real Tang monk, it's hard for outsiders to tell.

But there are ways to tell the difference...

Tang Sanzan walks ahead and usually arrives first.

Secondly, Tang Sanbu took away Sun Wukong, Zhu Gangguan, Sha Wujing, Bailongma, and six-eared macaque.

He took everyone away, and the real Tang monk naturally became a loner.

Therefore, as long as you see a group system, it must be a fake Tang Seng.

Seeing someone who is alone is basically a real Tang monk. "

Thinking of this, Huang Shijing's eyes lit up: "The fake Tang Monk just walked away, and this one is alone again. Could it be the real Tang Monk?"

Huang Shijing thought of this, the corners of his mouth hung up, and he thought: "Okay, thank goodness, I didn't go back to the cave to stay, so I came here to have a look. It really didn't take much effort to find nowhere!

Today, I will trouble him a little bit, and end his calamity! "

Huang Shijing chuckled: "Stun him first, then scare him, it should be almost done."

Thinking of this, Huang Shijing went downstairs.

Huang Shijing shuttled among the crowd, quietly approached the bald man in front, saw the opportunity, raised his knife high, grinned wickedly, and said in his heart: "Tang Monk, go to sleep!"

The yellow lion spirit suddenly hit the bald man on the back of the neck!

Bang!

A muffled sound!

Huang Shijing thought that the other party must have fainted...

however……

The bald man turned around slowly and looked at him with a cute face: "Benefactor, what's the matter?"

Huang Shijing was dumbfounded, he opened his mouth wide and yelled, "Haha...that...Master Tan!"

Tang Sanzan tilted his head, and asked cutely: "Master Tan?"

"That's right, you are Master Tan from Yuhua Temple, right?" Huang Shijing thought quickly, and immediately made up his name.

Tang Sanzan frowned and said: "Big man, you have mistaken the person, the poor monk is not Master Tan."

"Ah? No? How is this possible? They all have such shiny bald heads, I can't be mistaken. Master Tan, we are close friends, you can't pretend that you don't know me." Huang Shijing continued Pack.

Tang Sanzan was busy looking at beauties, how could he have time to look at such a bad guy, and said impatiently: "I'm not Master Tan, I'm Tang... Forget it, why are you telling me this? You've got the wrong person!"

After finishing speaking, Tang Sanzan turned around and continued walking, continuing to look at the beautiful woman.

I have to say that this beautiful woman from the Western Regions is dressed generously, and the long silk skirt she wears can't cover up her pair of looming snow-white thighs. There are even girls who directly show their belly and small waist. Tang Sanzan just wants to howl to the sky .

Looking at the back of Tang Sanzan gradually going away, Huang Shijing stroked his chin and said, "It shouldn't be... Tang Seng is an ordinary person with a mortal body. It stands to reason that my strength can definitely knock him out. But, Why is he acting like a normal person?

Come again, this time with more strength! "

Thinking of this, Huang Shijing came together again.

While the bald man was looking at the girl in the distance, his eyes were shining and distracted, Huang Shijing made a knife with his hands, and aimed at the neck under the bald head, and made a knife!

Bang!

"Fall!" the yellow lion roared carefully!

however……

The bald head turned around slowly again, looked at him with a very unhappy look and said, "Why is it you again?"

Huang Shijing was also excited, and immediately said: "Master Tan, this time it must be you, hahaha... Seeing your unhappy little eyes, it must be right!

Let me tell you, just now, I met a bald head, as smooth and shiny as your head, I thought it was you, so I raised my hand and gave him a shot... But I recognized the wrong person.

Not bad, I haven't seen you for three months, your iron neck skills have improved again. "

Chapter 180 Straight Man Picking Up Girls

Tang Sanzan said with a dark face: "What sticking to the neck? You hit me just now! I told you, I'm not Lao Tan, I'm not Lao Tan! If you don't recognize it, you can tell the difference by looking at your clothes. Ok?"

Huang Shijing said with a look of astonishment: "Ah? And...admitted again?

Sorry, sorry, really sorry.

The main reason is that I am used to recognizing bald heads, this, this whole...

Sorry, very sorry..."

"Let's go, let's go!" Tang Sanzan impatiently drove away Huang Shijing, and then continued to look at the beauties around happily.

Huang Shijing was puzzled, touched his chin, and muttered: "No...the strength I just showed, even if the opponent is an elephant, I should lie down. That guy's neck looks like it's made of steel... "

Huang Shijing suddenly realized, clapped his hands and said: "I understand!"

Huang Shijing analyzed it very cleverly: "Originally, Tang Seng was an ordinary monk, so Lingshan arranged for Monkey King, Zhu Ganglu and others to escort him all the way, and even equipped him with a white dragon horse to act as his legs. But now this Tang Seng, because Without the protection of these people, and without the horse to guide the way, so I walked all by myself.

He was able to kill him alone, obviously he started to practice.

Otherwise, it would be impossible to walk here alone!

It seems that I underestimated his strength..."

Thinking of this, Huang Shijing touched his hand and said, "This time, I will be serious!"

After finishing speaking, Huang Shijing mixed into the crowd again, and touched the bald head...