Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Tang Sanzan sighed and said: "Hey, if there are monsters, what can you say I am an ordinary little monk? You are either poisoned or injured."

Hearing that the bald man began to show weakness and pretend to be disabled again, Sun Wukong couldn't stand it anymore: "Master, if you are really scared, let's not go to Xitian. Go back now, is there still time?"

Tang Sanzan gave him a blank stare, and hummed: "Wukong, your concentration is too weak. The poor monk is determined to go west, how can he retreat due to difficulties? The poor monk is just lamenting that his strength is not good enough I'm just afraid that some monsters will stir up trouble."

Everyone rolled their eyes again, what does it mean to make trouble?Ah, it's Xingguo making soup!

The six-eared macaque heard this, nodded slightly and said: "The one who said this should be the real Tang monk, with a firm mind of Zen, that's right, he is the one I'm waiting for."

At this moment, a little snake wandered over from the side, whispered: "My lord, I heard that Sun Wukong is good at 72 transformations, and he was invincible when he made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace. Are you sure you want to fight him?"

The six-eared macaque hummed: "So what if he can change 72 times? I can listen to the Tongxin method. I can understand the truth of his spells as soon as I hear them, and I can use them for my own use."

The little snake said again: "I also heard that he has the Ruyi Golden Cudgel."

Chapter 80

The six-eared macaque laughed loudly, and took out a stick: "I have a hard-core soldier who can change my mind, and it's no worse than his."

"He can do somersaults and run fast."

"Like I said, there is no supernatural power in the world that my six-eared macaque can't understand, learn, or copy. Somersault Cloud, it's easy to understand at a glance, it's not difficult."

The little snake said again: "By his side, Marshal Zhu Gangli of the Canopy and General Sha Wujing of the Curtain are helping him."

The six-eared macaque said even more indifferently: "Hahaha...those idiots are worthless! I have my own means to prevent them from intervening, that's all right, little snake, don't try to make others prestige, since I dare to come, I have my own means. "

The little snake said: "My lord, I heard that the bald man seems to be not very simple."

The six-eared macaque didn't care even more: "He is indeed not simple, he is the most bald man I have ever seen! When I become Monkey King, I will beat his bald head to the ground!"

After finishing speaking, the six-eared macaque jumped down from the big tree and said confidently: "Okay, I've listened to what I should listen to, and it's my turn to act."

The six-eared macaque jumped and disappeared into the woods.

the other side.

Tang Sanzun held a stick and beat Zhu Ganglu on the head as he walked: "You should look better and be smaller. You are tall and fierce, don't scare away the female fairies!"

Zhu Ganglian looked at his height of 1.3 meters in pain, and said in a crying voice: "Master, I am already like this, and I am still vicious?"

Tang Sanzang said as a matter of course: "Down to one meter, all three of your brothers are one meter tall, um... the appearance will become better and weaker. Wukong, put away your fangs! Learn from Wujing and see Look at people's consciousness."

Sun Wukong and Sha Wujing looked at the square face, wide mouth and thick lips, thick eyebrows, small eyes and dark skin. No matter how you look at Sha Wujing, who was poor and ugly, and then looked at himself with bright moon and star eyes and fair skin, the two thought It doesn't make sense, no matter how I look at it, I look better than Sha Wujing!

Sha Wujing coughed dryly, and reminded: "You can't look better than Master."

The two of them looked at the bald man with squinting eyes and sour face, and suddenly realized that they immediately turned into ugly monsters.

Sure enough, Tang Sanzan smiled with satisfaction: "Is that right... Amitabha, sure enough, the poor monk is the most handsome."

Sun Wukong, Zhu Gangman: "@#￥......"

Just like this, a few monks who looked extremely weak walked towards the west sky unsteadily.

At this moment, a burly man jumped out from the side of the road. He was burly and holding a big knife.

As soon as the big man jumped out, he exhausted all his strength, showed the most ferocious face, and roared without even raising his head: "I opened this road, I planted this tree, if you want to live from now on... ah"

He raised his head suddenly, and was about to come to an end, when he found that the person in front of him was gone!

"What about people?"

The man is a little confused, this is different from his previous robberies.

The man was furious, and he turned his head suddenly, only to see that the monks had already walked behind him, and the bald man on the white horse was still nibbling melon seeds, while asking the little disciple: "Did there be a big black mouse just now?" jumped out."

The disciple who looked like a hairless monkey replied, "Master, didn't you see it?"

The bald man shook his head and said, "Just now I was digging melon seeds, I didn't pay attention, I just heard someone shout."

Hearing this, the man murmured and repeated: "Big black mouse... Nima, he actually treats me like a mouse... Is it tolerable or unbearable, a few weak rookies, you have to pay the price!"

The man growled, chased after him, turned around, opened his hands to stop the white horse, and was about to shout, "I am Cao!"

I saw a big horse's hoof directly stepping on his face, and then he was stepped on the ground...

When he got up and took it back, and then turned around, what he saw was still the white ass and the shiny back of the head!

The bald man on the horse continued: "Xiaobai, you seem to have stepped on someone."

Bai Longma said indifferently: "What's wrong with stepping on him, and he didn't step on him to death. By the way, I was watching two birds having sex just now, and I didn't pay attention...Master, are you sure I stepped on a person, not a big black mouse?" ?”

The bald man thought for a while and said, "Uh... I don't know, let's forget it and move on."

Familiar figure, familiar smell, familiar anger!

"Stop, stop!" The man roared angrily, "Come out and stop them!"

With a cry, more than 20 people rushed out from the woods. Some of these people were tall and some were thin, but they were all armed with weapons and had hideous expressions on their faces. One could tell they were not good people.

Tang Sanzan and others finally stopped in their tracks...

Sun Wukong said: "Master, we seem to be surrounded."

As soon as the words fell, a burly man chased after them, and then blocked their way.

Before the man could speak, the monks in front of him stared straight at his face, motionless.

The man panicked from being watched, and said angrily, "What are you looking at?"

Tang Sanzun patted the white dragon horse's head and said: "Xiaobai, this is your relative. He has the same birthmark as your horse's hoof print on his face. Tell me, is he your cousin?"

The white dragon horse gave the man a contemptuous look, as if to say, he is not worthy!

The man was completely angry, and called him a horse, let alone a beast, but the beast still looked down on him!

Angry, the man raised his sword, pointed at Tang Sanzan and roared: "Monk, you make me very unhappy! Today, I not only want to rob money, but also... hey, hey, stop... stop... Stop it, Nima!"

Before the man finished speaking, the bald man tilted his head, patted the horse's head impatiently, and then a big horse's hoof stepped on his face again.

A few monks, move on.

The bald man chewed on melon seeds and said, "It's not a monster, it's ugly, and it's a bit of a mess..."

The man got angry, got up and pointed at the back of the bald man's head and growled, "Damn bald man, you've offended me!"

As soon as the three words "dead bald man" came out, the white horse stopped, and the three short and ugly disciples also stopped, and the picture seemed to be frozen in an instant.