Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Scorpion elaborately said: "The most important thing for monks is to be merciful. If I do it this way, he should have no reason to refuse it. Before sucking him dry, it will be a different taste to wash it over, haha"

While being happy, she pretended to be weaker and more pitiful.

His eyes were dazed, he hadn't woken up yet, the sleepy Tang Sanzan tilted his head when he heard this, then a gust of wind blew by, he became more energetic, then his eyes lit up, as if suddenly enlightened, he raised his big hand!

Snapped!

A big ear scraper hit the face of the scorpion spirit, and the scorpion spirit lost half of his face in an instant, flew out, and crashed into the wall with a bang

Outside, Sun Wukong and others saw that the Poisonous Enemy Mountain exploded suddenly, and the scorpion spirit flew out from inside, tumbling and tumbling with a loud bang, it was directly blasted into the sky.

The crowd was stunned.

Chapter 79 The True and False Monkey King

"No way, the master doesn't care about the girls who are brought to his lips?"

"Master has changed?"

At this moment, everyone saw Tang Sanzan coming down from the mountain cursing, cursing as he walked: "Fuck, want to suck my yang energy? Pooh!"

Everyone was speechless.

It is estimated that the scorpion spirit did not know how he died until he died. If he knew, he would die with regret.

At the same time, Che Chiguo.

A burly, muscular figure rushed across the ground pulling a wave of dirt all the way, and rushed into Che Chiguo not long after.

At this moment, Che Chiguo, after experiencing the suffering of resentful souls, has almost changed from king to magistrate under the country's great purge.Today's new king is the son of the old king, and one of the few people who didn't take the opportunity to do evil.

Now, he is sitting on the king's throne, looking at the officials, with mixed feelings in his heart, he sighed for a long time and said: "Everyone, after going through the previous few things, I want to understand, what I mean Yes, from now on, Che Chiguo will not respect Taoism or Buddha, so we will not believe in anything. From now on, we will drive away all Taoists and monks, no matter where they come from, how about it?"

The ministers heard the words and talked a lot.

An old minister stepped forward and said, "Your Majesty, are you sure you want to do this?"

The king said firmly: "I have made up my mind, no matter if it is Buddhism or Taoism, I will never see you!"

As soon as the voice fell, someone shouted outside:

"Report to the king, that monk has returned!"

As soon as this remark came out, everyone trembled, and the king tremblingly said: "Where is that monk?"

"Returning to Your Majesty, it is the monk from the Tang Dynasty, Tang Sanzang. He said he came to deliver the customs certificate."

The king's face turned green with fright, and he lost his voice: "Didn't you change it for him before?"

The person who came to report didn't know how to answer.

"Your Majesty, should we drive this away, or?" asked an upright minister who was not open-eyed.

The king's face turned white in an instant, and he roared in his heart: "You fucking want me dead, are you usurping the throne?"

But it's too embarrassing for me to go back on my word just after bragging.

In the end, the king had an idea, clicked his ears and asked, "What are you talking about? I can't hear clearly, oops, I'm not feeling well. I'll leave the matter here to you, Grand Master. I'll go first. You can handle it well!"

After speaking, the king got up and left.

The grand master and a group of bewildered ministers were left behind.

"Teacher, your relationship with Elder Tang was okay back then, you should settle it, and we will leave first." Then a group of ministers also ran away.

The grand master was speechless, but in the end he went out to meet Tang Sanzang.

At the same time, on Xitian Road.

A mountain peak like a sword is inserted into the earth, waterfalls and springs fly above the high mountain, and cranes fly together.

On an old pine tree on the top of the mountain, a monkey stood like a javelin, looking east with its hands behind its back.If you look carefully, you will find that his ears overlap, there are six of them!

This monkey is the six-eared macaque, one of the four monkeys in the mixed world.

At this moment, his six ears vibrated slightly, as if he was listening to something, and the corners of his mouth slightly raised: "My six ears can hear all sounds thousands of miles away. Hearing this sound, it should be Tang Sanzang who went to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures. .Sun Wukong, Sun Wukong, everyone is in chaos. Why do you go to the west to become a Buddha, but I want to be a demon here? Today, my six ears will change this fate for you! Let me hear you all What are you talking about, turn around, I am you!"

On the way to the west, Tang Sanzang set up an awning to look at the high mountain in the distance and said: "Disciples, look at that mountain, it's as tall as a dick, I'm afraid there are evil spirits at work."

Zhu Ganglian followed suit, frowned and said, "Master, that's a big sword, not a second child. Senior brother, you have good eyes, tell me about it."

Sun Wukong took a closer look and said, "Well, the idiot is right, that is indeed a great sword."

Tang Sanzun narrowed his eyes and looked at the two of them: "I'll give you five seconds to reorganize the language, what is that?"

Sun Wukong and Zhu Ganglu said in unison: "Hard dick!"

Tang Sanzan nodded in satisfaction and said, "Is that right? How could you be wrong as a teacher?"

Sun Wukong and Zhu Gangman: ""

Tang Sanzan continued: "The second son grows up differently, as the saying goes, one side of the water and soil raises one side of monsters, you think there won't be a second son on this mountain, right?"

Pfft!

The six-eared macaque at the top of the mountain fell straight down, cursing: "I'm your grandma's Tang Sanzang, you wait for me. When I become Monkey King, I'll let your second child go to the West Paradise first! "

The six-eared macaque climbed up the tree again and listened to the movement thousands of miles away.

Tang Sanzan continued: "If there is really a dick who becomes a genius, it should be very sweet, right?"

Pfft!

The six-eared macaque fell from the tree again, and said with a dull expression, "Is this the so-called great monk of the Tang Dynasty? A good man of ten generations?"

At this moment, the six-eared macaque was a little suspicious of life.

Keep climbing the tree, keep listening.

"Master, we still have a bullwhip here, why don't you mend it first?" Sha Wujing said.

Tang Sanzan said with a melancholy face: "Don't mention this to me, I will feel uncomfortable when you mention it. What do you think I was thinking at that time? How dare I let such a female goblin go! What a waste of everything! Regret it!"

Tang Sanbu looks up to the sky and howls

The six-eared macaque on the tree in the distance began to dig its ears: "It must be an auditory hallucination, this fucking is definitely not a monk, it should be someone else"

After waiting for a while, he listened again.