Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

As a result, the woman took advantage of the opportunity to touch his hand, and then her face flushed, and she shouted excitedly: "His hand is so hot!"

"Wow!" There were excited, envious eyes and screams all around.

then

"Handsome, eat a strawberry!"

"Handsome, I have steamed buns."

"Handsome, eat my apple!"

"Handsome guy, do you eat seafood? Our abalone is very fresh!"

"Handsome guy, why don't you come to our restaurant, I'll eat it for you!"

Shouts sounded, and the women rushed over like a wave.

Originally, when Tang Sanzan saw it, his eyes lit up, and he said in his heart that it doesn't matter whether you take advantage of me or I take advantage of you, anyway, I think it's fine for me to take advantage of you!

So Tang Sanzan stopped his horse and said with a big laugh: "The poor monk came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty. He was going to the Western Paradise to seek the scriptures. Hug! If you don’t mind, please line up consciously, let’s come one by one!”

Upon hearing this, the street next door exploded, and countless women flocked to her!

The women chanted: "Hold me, hold me!"

"I also want!"

"Give me a hug!"

At this moment, the women are crazy!

Tang Sanzan was so happy, he said in his heart: "It's worth it, it's worth it! The journey of tens of thousands of miles was not in vain, and I earned it back today, hahahaha"

Laughing loudly, Tang Sanzan bowed his head, raised his legs, and got off his horse!

However, after such a short time, Tang Sanzan turned around and was dumbfounded!

I saw a group of old aunts in the crowd yelling at the top of their voices: "Get out of the way, get out of the way! You won't be able to pay for knocking me down!"

Then these old aunts and grandmothers shouted that I can't stand still, don't touch me, but their hands were extremely fierce, grabbing hair, pulling whips, stepping on skirts, one by one abruptly killed out of a group of girls, and then Everyone's faces were flushed, and when they opened their mouths in a big smile, they didn't have a few complete teeth!

Even if it is complete, it is still a piece of golden yellow!

These old aunts are not like those young girls, who still have a somewhat shy instinct, but they have long since ignored it.

Therefore, these old aunts were powerful, and soon the old aunts and grandmothers in the outer circle were all killed in the inner circle, and those girls and elder sisters were squeezed outside instead.

"Why are you old people like this? You usually ride in a carriage, and everyone shouts that you have bad legs and feet, and you have to make room for you. Now I see men, and they are stronger than anyone else!"

A girl scolded.

Tang Sanzan deeply agrees!

However, the old man immediately countered: "Can riding in a car be the same as this? If there is such a beautiful boy standing in the car, we will definitely not sit down. This is the power of love, what do you know?"

"Love? Who the hell is in love with you!" Tang Sanzang wailed in his heart.

The girls shouted: "As soon as you are old, if you want to find a man, you should also find someone of the same age?"

"Same age? Little girl, you still don't understand. Our love is very specific, no matter how old we are, we will always like this kind of white and tender, hehe little beautiful boy, come on, let's hug, don't shy!"

An old lady with a wrinkled face couldn't close her mouth when she smiled, she opened her arms and hugged her!

Seeing this, Tang Sanzan's face turned green!

Seeing the aunts hugging them with open arms, Tang Sanzan clenched his fists, thinking whether he should give these old people a punch!

At this moment, an angry reprimand came: "It's him, catch him for me!"

Everyone looked back and saw a group of soldiers approaching. These soldiers were obviously much bigger than other girls. They were wearing armor and holding long guns. With a big hand, they separated the crowd and rushed towards Tang Sanzan.

Tang Sanzan immediately saw the familiar figure in the crowd, Sima of the city gate!

Sima of the city gate stood beside a tall bay red horse, and on the back of the bay red horse sat a taller, middle-aged female general. Most importantly, this woman didn't know if she had too much hair or what. Yes, it seems to have a beard!Which face is full of flesh, uglier than the Sima Chief of the city gate!

Sima at the city gate said in a low voice: "General Xu, this is the man I told you about."

General Xu's eyes flashed, he nodded slightly, and then asked Tang Sanzan: "Are you a monk from the Tang Dynasty?"

Tang Sanzan nodded and said: "Yes."

General Xu looked Tang Sanzan up and down, then nodded with great satisfaction and said, "It's true, someone here will take down this fine work from the Tang Dynasty for me, and bring it back to my mansion for strict interrogation!"

Upon hearing this, Tang Sanzan turned and mounted his horse without saying a word: "Xiaobai, let's go!"

Bai Longma turned around and ran away. Seeing this, General Xu said angrily: "Bold thief, you still dare to run? Chase me!"

The soldiers started chasing after them, some detoured, some climbed the wall, some chased on horseback, and some shouted to chase and intercept them. For a while, the entire capital of Daughter Kingdom was in chaos.

Based on the principle that I'm here to pick up girls and try not to kill early, Tang Sanzan didn't make a move. Fortunately, the white dragon horse ran fast, no matter how hard those people chased them, they couldn't catch up. Instead, they were slipped around.

But the white dragon horse was wandering around the city after all. As more and more people were arrested, they were gradually surrounded and the area where they could move became smaller and smaller.

Soon Tang Sanzan was besieged in a square.

General Xu laughed and walked over: "Little handsome man, the person I have my eyes on, no one can escape. You'd better be honest, just capture him!"

Chapter 66 The Harem

Seeing this, Tang Sanzan was immediately annoyed: "If I don't let go, I will be arrested?"

"Then I will be blamed for not pitying the fragrance and cherishing the jade! After a while, I will bump into it, hum..."

General Xu chuckled. He raised his arms high and said, "Give it to me, catch him alive! Try not to hurt him!"

Tang Sanzun frowned, it seemed that he couldn't pick up girls without using force.

He was about to make a move, Bai Longma said: "Master, why don't I try?"

Tang San said: "Can you do it?"

Bai Longma said: "Maybe it's ok. Anyway, Master is aiming at not hurting others, not hurting peace, and picking up girls back. I think I should be able to do it..."

Tang Sanzun patted the horse's head and said: "Okay, Xiaobai, it's up to you! It's done, I'll buy you a drink!"

When Bai Longma heard this, his legs softened and he almost fell to his knees, thinking: "Didn't you invite me to drink, you are going to prepare your own snacks, right?"

Saying this in my heart, my hands were not slow, the white dragon horse let out a dragon chant, and then turned into a white dragon and slowly rose into the air from behind Tang Sanzan, turning into the background of Tang Sanzan.