Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

"From a big place."

"A man from the Heavenly Kingdom, no wonder he has such a taste."

The city gate Sima continued to ask: "Poor monk? Are you a monk?"

Tang Sanzan pointed to his head and cassock, wondering if the people in Xiliang Daughter Kingdom are so ignorant?He's dressed like this, his head is so bare, and he still can't see it?

This is lower than the knowledge of monsters.

But Tang Sanzan still replied: "Ah, monk."

City Gate Sima sucked his saliva...

The little soldiers became excited again: "Subdue the temptation!"

"Foreign imports, high-end goods, top production areas, uniform temptation, tsk tsk..."

Why did Tang Sanzan feel more and more wrong the more he heard it? Why did he feel like he was being molested?

The Sima of the city gate wiped the saliva from his mouth, stomped his feet, and scolded angrily: "Bold maniac, you, a monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty, suddenly came to my daughter's country in Xiliang, do you have some conspiracy?"

Tang Sanzan did have a plan, and he planned for a girl from this country, so naturally he felt a little guilty.

Seeing his nonsense, Sima of the city gate was stunned by him, and he was overjoyed: "So he is a timid monk, so even if he can't do whatever he wants, at least he can gain some advantage, right?"

Tang San buried his head guiltily and said, "I have no plans."

Sima of the city gate sneered and said, "There is no plot? Then what's the matter with the bulge in your crotch? Could it be that you have hidden contraband? You stand still and let the officer inspect it!"

While speaking, Sima of the city gate directly reached out and grabbed Tang Sanzan's crotch!

Seeing this, Tang Sanzan was stunned. He had seen hooligans before, but this was the first time he had encountered such a blatant female hooligan in broad daylight!

If the chief Sima of the city gate was beautiful, he would recognize him, but how could he recognize this guy who looked like a black bear spirit?

Tang Sanbu subconsciously took a step back, and as a result, two big hands rested on his shoulders.

The two female soldiers whispered: "You'd better accept the inspection honestly, otherwise you will be convicted of attacking the city guards, and you will inevitably be imprisoned."

Tang Sanzan was stunned for a moment, and the city gate commander stepped forward and grabbed him.

"I'll go to your uncle!" Tang Sanzan couldn't bear it anymore, he kicked his leg!

Bang!

The Sima of the city gate was kicked out with a bang, hit the city wall with a bang, and slowly slid down to the ground.

When the other four soldiers saw it, they were furious: "How dare you..."

"Dare you, uncle!"

Tang Sanzang turned around and kicked, two soldiers flew out, then he got on the horse, slapped the horse's ass and said: "Xiaobai, let's go, enter the city!"

As soon as Bailong raised his horse's hoof, he galloped away and rushed directly into Xiliang's daughter country.

The moment Tang Sanzan passed through the city gate, Tang Sanzan seemed to have crossed two worlds. Outside the city was a black woman with a strong back and a waist, but inside the city was Yingying Yanyan, with long skirts dancing, black hair fluttering, pairs of beautiful eyes flowing, one by one. The small mouth is vermilion.

Tang Sanzan couldn't help laughing loudly and said: "This is a lesson learned! Hahahaha..."

At the same time, there was a wild laughter outside the city gate.

It was Sima at the city gate who was laughing, and the soldiers asked puzzledly: "My lord, you have been kicked to the bone, why are you still laughing?"

The Sima of the city gate said: "As the saying goes, peony flowers can be romantic even when they die as ghosts. It's comforting to be kicked by such a peerless beauty!"

The soldiers were speechless for a while...

Then the Sima of the city gate turned his face straight and said: "It's good for him to kick me. With this kick, he will be charged with attacking the city guards. Call someone to go, I will capture that little boy alive, lock him up, and slowly Slow play!"

Everyone suddenly realized that it turned out that Sima of the city gate didn't care about the momentary gains and losses, he was always looking for fun.

So, the little soldiers began to pass on the news, and not long after, a group of people gathered together and began to rush into the city, looking for the handsome man and the big bald man.

At this very moment, Tang Sanzan was riding on a white horse, looking at the woman in the city with reflective eyes...

But soon he discovered that although the women in this city were quite beautiful, they didn't mean to be ladies at all.On the contrary, she felt like a woman in her thirties, staring at him with bright eyes, as if wishing to eat him.

He had never seen this look in the monster's cave.

Just a moment ago, Tang Sanzan still had the feeling of a big bad wolf entering the sheep pen to pick out the little fat sheep, but after a long time, he had the feeling of parading in the streets instead.

Wherever Tang Sanzan passed by, there was instant silence, and everyone looked at him straight.

Chapter 65 The Bald Man Is Excited

The laundryman stopped washing, looked up at him;

The cook stopped, and came out to see him with a large horse spoon;

Those who buy vegetables, sell vegetables, chop firewood, deliver goods, watch the door, walk dogs, raise horses, and open inns can be said to open the door of every household, and look at the bald head with a pair of eyes!

At this moment, the bald man was a little timid.

Bai Longma whispered: "Master, this is not right."

Tang Sanzan snorted and said, "So what's wrong? What's there to be afraid of? Isn't it just a group of women? Can they still eat us?"

At this moment, a woman rubbed her eyes and asked, "Are you a man?"

Tang Sanbu nodded subconsciously: "Yes."

"A man is a man!"

The woman exclaimed excitedly.

The next moment, the whole street was boiling: "A man! He is a man!"

"Wow, this man looks so good!"

"It turns out that men don't have hair. Sure enough, the books are all lies!"

"Look at his chest, it's flat!"

"Really, it's even flatter than mine!" A woman patted her airport directly and exclaimed.

At this moment, a woman took a step forward and said, "This handsome guy, it is fate to meet you, and this pear is for you."

Tang Sanzan was taken aback for a moment, he didn't expect the women here to be so hospitable, so he was not polite, he just reached out to pick her up.