Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

The little black cow looked at the king with grievances and said: "My lord, since we admit that we are cowardly, why tie him up?"

King Si heard the words, his head got bigger.

He knew very well that the bald man had a character of vengeance, and now that he had set up a trap to tie up the other party, once he was caught by the other party, he would inevitably be punished.

But here comes the question, can he withstand that punch?

King Xi rubbed his brows, and muttered: "Since I followed Laojun and practiced countless wonderful methods, my strength is more than a star and a half stronger than before, but I don't know if I can bear it or not."

King Si really didn't want to provoke Tang Sanzan's karma, so he thought it over and finally decided: "Just pretend you don't know, what's the matter with love!"

So the great king said: "My little ones, go and close the mountain gate for me. My great king suddenly has a feeling, and I am going to practice in seclusion. You will practice together with my great king. No one is allowed to go out."

Little monsters dared to refute King Si's order, so they ran to close the mountain gate, opened the mountain protection array, and then squatted in the cave together in a daze

On the other side, Tang Sanzan yelled for a long time that he was going to hang up, but he didn't see any movement in the room, and suddenly he felt a little dull.

Sha Wujing said via voice transmission: "Master, it seems that there are really no monsters here, why don't we stop acting."

Tang Sanzan looked at Sha Wujing resolutely, and then said in a low voice: "I won't believe it later, even with this poor monk's acting skills, I still can't catch a big fish to satisfy my hunger!"

King Xi couldn't hear Sha Wujing's voice transmission, but King Xi could hear Tang Sanzan's whispered reply clearly, and couldn't help cursing: "This grandson is still as good as that bird, and he will always carry a picture of human beings and animals." Harmless, very unbeatable face doing fucking and deceiving things! Damn, all my hair has fallen out, and I don’t know how to change it!”

King Xi was cursing, his scalp was scratching, and the skin was peeling and falling down, he really had a headache.

But he has already made up his mind at this moment, that is to kill him and not have any contact with Tang Sanzan, and resolutely cut off all cause and effect.

"Okay, okay, are you still hanging around here, right? Then I'll let you hang on, and I'll see how long you can hang on!" King Si simply got stuck with Tang San.

At the same time, King Si withdrew the phantom array, and Tang Sanzan felt that the surrounding scenery began to become unreal in an instant. The originally beautiful house gradually became old, and finally there were big holes in the roof.

Look around again, are there any other pavilions and pavilions of big families?All that remains is a ruined wall.

And he and Sha Wujing were lying on a big rock.

At the same time, the vests on the two of them also turned into a bundle of ropes exuding a demonic aura, binding them tightly.

Sha Wujing said: "Master, indeed there are monsters here. It looks like they are going to attack!"

Tang Sanzan tried his best to hold back his saliva and said: "Wujing, watch it later, bring me a plate of braised food!"

"Good master!" Sha Wujing responded.

King Si couldn't help scolding his mother and said: "Still braised in soy sauce? I'll starve to death, you two grandchildren!"

Time passed by every minute and every second, Tang Sanbu lay down for a full quarter of an hour, but he didn't see any monster coming over, and couldn't help complaining: "That monster is too annoying, if you want to catch it, hurry up, it's a fall Is it in the hut? Or was he caught by the door when he went out?"

Half an hour passed.

Tang Sanbu lay on the ground, looked at the sky with dull eyes and said: "This is too boring, why doesn't that monster come here?"

An hour later.

Tang Sanzun began to roll on the ground: "When will this be?"

Sha Wujing couldn't help it: "Master, did that monster forget us?"

Tang Sanzhu said: "It is possible that this monster is not dedicated to his work anymore. He is not in a hurry to serve dinner, but we are still in a hurry to serve dinner! He can afford to delay, but we cannot afford to delay!"

Sha Wujing said: "Master, what do you think we should do?"

Tang San buried: "Call, remind him!"

Sha Wujing said: "Master, what shall we call?"

Tang San said: "I'll make a sample for you."

Then Tang Sanzhuan took a deep breath and shouted: "Help! Help! I am a monk from the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land. Tang Sanzhuan. I am bound to go to the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures. Please come and help me." me!"

Sha Wujing hurriedly shouted: "Same as him!"

Tang Sanbu: ""

The next moment, Tang Sanzan rolled to the side of Sha Wujing, raised his big feet to Sha Wujing's head, and kicked wildly: "I told you to shout the whole thing, and you shouted the same to me? See if I kick you or not! "

Sha Wujing hurriedly said: "Master, you shouted too long, I didn't remember, so I can only shout like this."

Tang Sanzan said: "I don't care, you call me, I don't care what you call, anyway, call me the monster."

Sha Wujing had no choice but to continue to shout: "Is there anyone? Help! Help! We are Buddhist monks from the Eastern Tang Dynasty. We are trapped. Is there anyone with good intentions?"

In the cave, King Si looked at the scene where these two live treasures were screaming, and sighed: "Shout, shout out your throat, even if you are me, you will not go out!"

Another hour passed.

Sha Wujing said in a hoarse voice: "Master, I can't shout anymore. It seems that there is really no one, why don't we withdraw."

Tang Sanzan looked up at the sky, and said with a dull face: "My feelings have been wasted again?"

Chapter 48 Please God

Sha Wujing said: "Master, Luo Hua intends to be ruthless in flowing water, not to mention whether there is any water here. Let's go... I really can't hold my throat anymore, I want to drink slowly."

Tang Sanzan sighed, shook his arms slightly, and with a few popping sounds, the rope snapped instantly.

Seeing this scene, the little demons in the cave all exclaimed in unison: "Wow! This monk has such great strength!"

King Si wiped the cold sweat off his forehead and said, "I've confirmed, they look the same, and they like to pretend to be pigs and eat tigers, so it must be him, that's right!"

Tang Sanzan casually tore off the rope on Sha Wujing's body, and the two walked out resentfully.

Outside, Zhu Gangman was still being carried on the horse. Seeing the two of them coming back, he quickly winked, as if to say, "Master, is it all right? Let me down, this is too uncomfortable."

Tang Sanzan didn't even look at Zhu Gangman, with a dejected expression on his face, he turned his head slowly, and looked at the place where there used to be pavilions and pavilions.

Zhu Gangli asked Sha Wujing curiously: "Junior Brother Sha, what's the situation? Master is broken in love?"

Sha Wujing said: "It's about the same. Master ran over enthusiastically, just wanting to meet the monsters. In the end, the play was also performed, and time wasted, and he didn't even get a monster hair."

Zhu Gangli said: "Is it because of the wrong payment of feelings?"

Sha Wujing said: "That's right."

Sha Wujing helped Zhu Gangli untie the rope, Zhu Gangli quickly put on his clothes, and said while putting on his clothes: "Master, let me tell you, the main reason for this thing to happen is that you are too impulsive and thoughtless. "

Sha Wujing immediately said: "Master, the second senior brother said you have no brains."

Tang San buried his head and said without looking back: "Wujing, I'm hungry as a teacher."