Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Tang Sanzan immediately ordered, and then, the two put on one each.

Surprisingly, these two pieces fit the body exactly the same, as if they were tailor-made.

At the same time, deep in the cave.

"My lord, my lord! A fish has been hooked!"

The little demon shouted loudly.

Inside the cave, a chubby tauren with green skin looked over: "Little one, what are you shouting for?"

The little demon immediately lowered his voice: "My lord, a fish has taken the bait."

A little demon beside him said: "My lord, your strategy is so perfect, without us going out and running around, someone will be hooked almost every two days."

Qingpi Niutou said with a smile: "Man, cleverness is cleverness, but he can't pass the level of greed. As long as he is greedy, he is doomed to stumble."

After finishing speaking, Qingpi Niutou looked at the little demon who came to report first and said, "Tell me, what kind of fish is it this time? If it's an ordinary person, give him a good beating to give him a long memory before throwing it out."

The little demon said: "My lord, this time is different, this time there are two monks!"

When Qingpi Niutou heard this, he immediately sat up straight and said, "Two monks? Where did you come from?"

The little demon said: "I heard that stupid monk said that he seems to be from the Eastern Tang Dynasty, and he is going to the Western Paradise to obtain the scriptures."

Qingpi Niutou raised his eyebrows and said, "Tang Sanzang?"

"That's right, that's him!" the little demon shouted.

Qing Pi Niu Tou smiled: "This golden cicada will also enter such an urn? I am afraid that the practice of the tenth life has been cultivated on dogs. Little ones, bring the bronze mirror over here, my lord, look at this greedy Monk Tang!"

Immediately, a little demon brought up a mirror, which was similar to a surveillance camera, and it happened to show the scene in the room on the second floor.

Inside, there was a monk wearing cassock and a vest, listening to the cymbals;

Another rough-faced man kept gesticulating beside him, seeming to be saying something.

"Your Majesty, look, it's the monk with fair skin." The little demon pointed.

Qingpi Niutou said with a smile: "Sure enough, it's that monk... hey... no, why does he have a servant?"

"My lord, according to your opinion, should this monk come alone?" Xiao Yao asked.

King Si frowned and said, "Don't talk, I'll ask you, besides the two of them, is there anyone else following? For example, a monkey with a hairy face, a white horse, and a three-meter-tall monkey." pig!"

The little demon carefully recalled: "My lord, I haven't seen the monkey with the shaggy face and thunderous mouth you mentioned, but there is indeed a white horse outside, and the white horse is carrying a big fat pig, which must be their ration on the way west. "

King Si was immediately happy when he heard it: "He is a monk, and his rations are also dry food. How could he bring a pig... pig... pig?!"

King Si suddenly rang out: "Did someone shout before that they were going back to Huaguo Mountain to visit relatives?"

The little demons nodded collectively: "There is such a movement, and I don't know which idiot it is, shouting indiscriminately. Why are you asking this?"

King Si did not speak, but immediately turned the camera to look at the scene outside. After careful observation, King Si muttered: "Huaguo Mountain, isn't that the monkey's lair? Isn't this pig man standing like a pig?" Just now? Then what’s in the room, isn’t it just…”

Thinking of this, King Si stomped his feet and said anxiously: "It's broken!"

The little demon asked puzzledly, "My lord, what's wrong?"

I saw King Si muttering in his mouth: "Jinjiaoyinjiao said that the Tang monk who came alone is Tang monk, and the one who brought his apprentice is not Tang monk, so don't mess with him. Although this guy didn't bring an apprentice, he was obviously dressed in disguise." .This should be the fake Tang Monk..."

"My lord, with your ability, it doesn't matter if he is real or not, won't it be over if you catch him together?" Xiao Yao suggested.

King Si thought about it too, nodded slightly and said: "That's true, bring my steel gun, I'm going to meet that bald man who makes Jinjiao and Yinjiao eat up!"

"It's the king!" Immediately, a little demon took the lead and went to carry the weapons.

At the same time, other little demons also picked up the guys one after another, ready to go out to fight with the king.

At this moment, a little demon exclaimed: "My lord, the trap has exploded!"

King Si looked over, and saw that the vests on Tang Sanzan and Sha Wujing suddenly turned into ropes, the ropes tightened, and the two were directly trapped.

Tang Sanzan even lay down on the ground with an oops, shouting: "Wujing, save me, I'm tied up for my teacher, I can't break free, oops...it hurts so much."

Seeing this, Xiao Yao frowned and said: "My lord, that monk is obviously tall. If you don't look at his face, he is still a standard figure. But looking at his face, why do I think he deserves a beating?"

But there was no movement at the King Si's side, the little demon looked up, and saw the King Si, who was eager to catch Tang Seng a moment ago, was sweating like rain on his forehead at this moment, and his clothes were soaked through!

He stared at the bald man lying on the ground, and then zoomed in on the lens to observe carefully. The cold sweat on his forehead was getting more and more, and even his calves were shaking, and he muttered: "It's him...how could it be?" It's him? Didn't he be exiled at the beginning? Why did he come to this time period? What a shame!"

At this moment, a few little demons came over with steel guns on their shoulders, and shouted as they walked, "Your lord, your steel guns are brought, shall we go out and arrest people now?"

Hearing the words, King Si shuddered violently, turned around and shouted: "Catch your uncle, and give me the weapon back!"

"Your Majesty, what... what do you mean? Don't arrest Tang Seng?" The little demons were stunned.

King Xi stared at a pair of bull's eyes and roared: "Catch your sister, grab your gun, give me back the gun! I'm a good monster, no, I'm a good fairy who came down from the sky, who eats vegetarian food and recites Buddha, who should I arrest? Go give it to me." I'll get a bundle of green grass, I'll eat some grass, quietly..."

King Si sat there, looking at the bald man in the mirror with trembling hands and feet, who was about to be strangled to death, and muttered: "Such a face that deserves a beating, that's right, it's probably that guy!"

King Si took another pen and drew on the mirror, and he just drew some hair for Tang Sanzan.

Chapter 47

Look at it this way

King Si grinned and said, "It's really that bastard, super shit-stirring stick!"

"How is this good, but what is this good?" King Si turned around in a flustered manner.

"Your Majesty, do you know him?" the little demon asked.

King Si just wanted to nod, but then he suddenly realized something, shook his head directly and said: "I know, didn't I tell you before, his name is Tang Sanzan, and he went to the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures."

"My lord, haven't you been yelling to catch Tang Seng? Since he has come and been recruited, let's hurry!" A little black cow shouted.

Upon hearing this, King Si hurriedly shouted: "Wait a minute, there is no rush to catch him, there is no rush, let me think about it again."

"My lord, I'm afraid there will be many dreams in the night, let's hurry up." The little black cow urged.

King Si frowned and said, "Why are you in such a hurry? Do you know who he is? He is a disciple of the Buddha in Lingshan Mountain! Arrest him? Did you really eat him after you caught him? What happened after eating? Can you resist the anger of the Buddha? ?”

The little black cow was dumbfounded: "My lord, didn't you say you were not afraid of the Buddha back then? Why?"

When the king turned around, he shuddered violently. The little black cow who was beaten squatted on the ground with his head in his arms, his eyes watering from the pain.

King Si reprimanded: "If you talk too much, you can die if you don't say a few words?"