Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

The red boy just looked at the hill above his head, and when he sensed something was wrong, the force of his punch had already reached his face

"Nimma, I misunderstood!"

bang

With a loud noise, the hill shattered, and the red boy turned into a shooting star and disappeared without a trace.

Tang Sanzun shook his fist, and muttered: "Which family's cub came to show off his muscles with the poor monk, isn't this just looking for a hammer? Really, it will delay the poor monk from picking up girls"

Bang!

A figure is inserted on a high mountain in the distance

After a long while, the figure crawled out and spat out a pile of dregs with two bah bah, the red boy was not only not angry, but also a little excited, he laughed and said: "It's not an ordinary girl, she's quite strong, she's just right for her." Me, haha ​​I just like this bite."

After finishing speaking, Hong Haier also felt a little bit troubled, sitting there trying to figure out how to pick up girls.

"It seems that it is not enough to just show strength, and we have to start from other places. My father said that strength and influence must be shown." Thinking of this, Hong Haier rose into the sky again, this time he did not go Instead of looking for Tang San to be buried, he went back to Huoyun Cave in Kusongjian.

"My lord, didn't you go out to catch Tang Seng? Why did you come back alone?" asked the little demon who couldn't open his eyes.

Hong Haier glared at him, then shouted, "Where is the Sixth General?"

Immediately, he came to the front, knelt down and shouted: "The fog is in the cloud, the cloud is in the fog, I am as anxious as fire, as fast as the wind, I am excited, I am happy to see the king!"

Hong Hai'er said: "Hurry up and decorate the cave well, today my king is going to meet a very important guest!"

The six little demons immediately took orders, and immediately called for their hands to start cleaning the entire Huoyun Cave.

Red Boy beckoned again, and a fat pig-headed demon ran over and said with a smile on his face, "What orders do you have, Your Majesty?"

The red boy said: "Go to the mountains and find me a white-haired girl. She has white hair. What is it long? In short, she is very special, cute, and shy. Anyway, she is very beautiful. Oh, yes, she wears white hair. dressed in cassock"

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Only then did Hong Haier notice that the girl was actually wearing cassock!

But people in love don't have a high IQ, let alone a baby!

So he didn't think too deeply about it, and only thought that the other party was a nun who practiced on her behalf, so he added: "Remember, find her and be brought here by her, understand?"

When the pig-headed demon heard this, his eyes lit up, thinking of his own king's usual behavior, isn't the so-called "leading" just beating and threatening?This is easy!He is familiar with the road and the door is very clear!

So he said with a smile: "My lord, I understand, you really have a sweetheart, right? No wonder you want the little ones to clean the cave, this is to clean out the bridal chamber for you!"

The red boy's face turned red immediately, and he cursed with a smile: "Since you understand, then stop talking nonsense, and hurry up and find someone for me!"

The pig-headed demon got the order, and immediately rushed out, heading straight to the depths of Haoshan Mountain to find the so-called beauty.

But at this moment, Tang Sanzan's side...

"Gollum..."

Tang Sanzun rubbed his stomach, looked up at the sun in the middle, and muttered: "It's time for lunch."

As soon as the words fell, a pig demon rushed over. The pig demon was stunned when he saw Tang Sanzan, and then looked at Tang Sanzan carefully. After confirming that it was correct, he pointed at Tang Sanzan and shouted: "Then That white-haired woman in cassock! Come with me!"

Tang Sanzan heard that the front was fine, but when he heard the back, his eyes suddenly became fierce: "Little pig, what are you talking about?"

The pig demon said: "Hey, who do you call Little Pig? If my king hadn't taken a fancy to you, believe it or not, I'd stew you?!"

"The ones in front want to arrest me, so they should do it themselves. You guys are either children or little pigs. It's not that you look down on me, it's that you don't treat me as a human being!"

Tang San was buried.

The pig demon said: "What are you muttering about? Hurry up and follow me, my king is waiting!"

"I'll wait for your grandma to have a leg!"

Tang Sanzan punched the past...

next moment……

A pile of bonfires was burning on Haoshan Mountain, and a four-meter-tall man was roasting a delicious big wild boar. From time to time, he cut off a piece of meat to share with Tang Sanzan, Monkey King, and Bailongma, and then asked: "Two Brother, you really don’t want to take a bite?”

"Don't eat!" Zhu Ganglian snorted.

Sun Wukong laughed and said, "You just cast a pig fetus, and you're not a real pig. Seriously, this pork is delicious!"

Bai Longma said: "Second senior brother, why don't you eat a pig's ear?"

"Get out!" Zhu Gangli subconsciously protected his pig ears, and secretly looked at Tang Sanzan with a pair of pig eyes.

The reason why he doesn't eat pork is because of the same kind, the most important thing is that he is afraid that Tang Sanzan will eat this bite, and he will miss him if he has nothing to do!

Tang Sanbu didn't have time to think about him, but muttered: "Why do you think the monsters on this mountain are so crazy?

Either let a child come over to fool me, or let a pig who hasn't practiced for a few years come over and shout at me.

They didn't treat us as human beings! "

When Sun Wukong heard this, he also became angry: "Master, to be honest, this is the first time I have encountered such a crazy monster when I grow up so big."

Sha Wujing said: "Brother, it is not easy to know what kind of monster it is and why it is so crazy? Why don't you call out the land of the mountain god and ask?"

Sun Wukong thought so, so he took out his golden cudgel and tapped it on the ground: "The land of the mountain god here, come and see my grandson!"

It doesn't matter if you knock it down, it's as if the stick hit the ground and the mountain god's nest, and sixty mountain god lands popped out with a whoosh!

The important point is that the clothes of these mountain gods are more shabby than the other. It can be said that they are not covered with clothes. Some wear a piece of cloth, some hang a piece of cloth, some have no crotch, and some don’t even have pants. Jumping out of the soil, Tang Sanzan and others suspected that they were beggars.

Zhu Gangli was speechless and said: "My boy, I don't see how big this mountain is. There are so many lands of mountain gods! You can't come here to eat meat from the land of mountain gods next to you, right?"

Sun Wukong also said: "My old grandson has seen many lands, and you are the first one who can confuse the land into a poor god!"

A disciple who was covered with a piece of cloth, Kuxixi Tutu, stepped forward and said, "Great Sage, come to see me on the name of Mountain God, Tu Tu."

After finishing speaking, these land and mountain gods were stunned, staring straight at the oily Tang Sanzan over there, and after watching for a while, they collectively rubbed their eyes...

A small land couldn't help asking: "Is eating meat allowed in Lingshan now?"

Sun Wukong knew that this matter would be unclear for a while, so he quickly changed the subject and said, "Don't worry about this, let me ask you, why do you have so many lands of mountain gods?"

The gods said: "Back to the Great Sage, this mountain is called Liubaili Mountain. Here is a mountain god for ten miles, and a land for ten miles, so there are thirty mountain gods and thirty lands. I suddenly heard that the Great Sage came today. I wanted to come up with it." Greetings, but there are too many people, and it will not be able to get together in a short while, so it is late, and please forgive me."

Sun Wukong waved his hand and said, "Forgive me... Let me ask you, how many goblins are there on this mountain?"

When the gods heard this, they almost didn't cry: "Grandpa, there is only one monster on this mountain, and it almost emptied us. Look at us, we are starving to death now. How many more monsters are there, and if there are more, we will just hit them and kill them."