Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

I have to say that Tang San's funeral is really delicate, and his face doesn't have many edges and corners when he is not angry.Coupled with white hair and cute eyes, at first glance, she looks like a cute girl who came out of Two-dimensional.

But as soon as Tang Sanzan put on a serious face, all the edges and corners came out immediately, like a knife and an ax chiseling, his eyes were sharp, his lips were like a knife, and his whole person instantly changed from a cute girl to a heroic and fierce demon king.

There was not much change in his appearance before and after, but those who are not familiar with him will definitely think that there are two people.

"With this harmless face, shouldn't it scare away the female goblin again?" Tang Sanzan nodded in satisfaction, muttering.

The shrill cry of the horse just now alarmed the Holy Infant King again.

A group of red clouds reappeared, and the big eyes inside looked down, suddenly stunned!

"Uh, what about the monk? Why is there an extra beautiful young lady?"

Hong Haier was wondering, when the girl raised her head.

The eyes of the two met, and the red boy only felt his heartbeat and blood speed up, and his little face turned red, and then he turned and ran, covering his face while running, and murmured: "Damn, I seem to be in love." Already!"

Seeing that the red cloud did not dissipate this time, Tang Sanjian ran to the west, raised his eyebrows, and said ecstatically: "I understand, she wanted to refuse and win a few times before, so she left and came again, this time it was completely You have seduced the poor monk for the most part. Good, good, you lead the way, and the poor monk will follow!"

After finishing speaking, Tang Sanzan chased after him with strides.

In the distance, Sha Wujing asked Sun Wukong: "Brother, why didn't the female goblin dissipate and disappear with the red cloud this time? Instead, she ran away with the red cloud? Could it be that she came here because of our master's flesh?"

Sun Wukong said: "Maybe"

But Zhu Ganglian shook his head and said: "Spring is here, I can smell the breath of estrus."

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Here, the red boy ran back shyly. Turning around in the middle, he saw the girl in cassock chasing her all the way, and her speed was quite fast.

Hong Haier's heart moved: "Could it be that he also fell in love with this king? But, this king has never been in a relationship, this feeling is too exciting. No, I'd better ask my mother."

Speaking of this, Hong Hai'er immediately denied it: "My mother is a woman, how can she know how to pick up girls. I'd better ask my father Wang, he is very good at picking up girls."

After saying that, Honghaier didn't go back to the cave, and went straight to Jilei Mountain in Hezhou, Xiniu.

Tang Sanzan was able to catch up with the red boy, but he also wanted to pick up girls. He felt that it would be too rude to scare away the female goblin, so he followed slowly all the way.

At this time, Honghaier suddenly accelerated, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

Tang Sanzan was extremely annoyed immediately, and muttered: "I still chased fiercely, and scared everyone away, it's a pity."

Chapter 20 Picking Up Girls [Part 3] Please Subscribe

Xiniu Hezhou, Jilei Mountain.

One is tall and tall, wearing a polished silver polished iron helmet on his head, a pair of velvet and brocade gold armor on his body, a pair of rolled pointed powder-soled suede boots, and a silk three-strand lion belt around his waist.A pair of eyes are like mirrors, and two eyebrows are as bright as red.With a bloody mouth and a row of teeth like copper plates, this man is the head of the Seven Great Sages, the Great Sage of Pingtian, the Bull Demon King.

The Bull Demon King was also surprised by the arrival of the red boy, and said in amazement: "My son, don't you dislike my Jilei Mountain? Why do you have time to come here today?"

Hong Hai'er said with some coyness: "Father, that's ok, I'm ok"

He groaned for a long time, but he didn't say anything, but his little face flushed red.

After the Bull Demon King took a closer look, he immediately understood what had been through the flowers, and laughed loudly: "My son has grown up, hahaha"

The red boy's face became even redder, and he hurriedly said: "Father, don't make fun of me, I, I, I really met a girl this time. It's just that she is older than me."

The Bull Demon King was taken aback, and flicked Red Boy's voice: "Is this one bigger than you, or is your chest bigger than you?"

The red boy was so angry that he pouted the spittle on the face of the Bull Demon King and said, "It's because he's older than me!"

The Bull Demon King laughed loudly and said: "My son, isn't it bigger than you when you are older than you? Hahaha

That's enough, don't be angry, as the so-called female junior holds a golden brick, so what if she is older than you?You are the son of my Great Sage Pingtian, and your lifespan is endless.Even if you are short of 800 years, after 10 years, after 800 years, after a million years, is it still a matter of [-] years? "

Red Boy suddenly realized: "My father is right!"

The Bull Demon King asked: "My son, which family's daughter are you looking for? Tell your father, I will go and propose marriage for you. If they are sensible, they can say anything about marrying the girl to you. If not Interesting, hum!"

Hong Hai'er said: "Father, don't you want to rob someone?"

The Bull Demon King snorted and said: "Your father, I have fought in the flowers for countless years. When did you want a woman? They have always robbed your father and me!"

Red Boy said with bright eyes: "Please teach me, Father!"

The Bull Demon King leaned over and said, "Picking up girls, the easiest thing is to come here and I'll teach you."

Red boy leans over

The Bull Demon King said in a low voice: "In our demon tribe, the way to pick up girls is very simple, nothing more than bright spots, strength and influence! You will go to find that woman later, and when you meet, don't say anything, first fight a mountain and show her Look at your strength. Then recruit people, let him see your family property, see your house, let him understand your power!

Rich and powerful, which woman can resist such a temptation? "

Hong Hai'er always felt that something was wrong with his father's teaching, but the Bull Demon King had a brilliant record in the front, and he was able to stay alive without being beaten to death, which showed that he really had the ability.

So Honghaier bid farewell to the Bull Demon King and flew to Haoshan in line with the principle that I can understand people's words if I don't understand them.

The Bull Demon King thought about it, and he was also a little curious about what kind of goblin his own bastard had taken a fancy to. After thinking about it, he decided to go and see it.

But before going, he had to solve some troublesome things at home before setting off.

At this moment, Tang Sanzan was wandering alone in the mountains and forests, while Bai Longma, Monkey King and others followed several kilometers away, chatting with each other.

Tang Sanzun was walking, turned a corner, and saw a child in a red bellyband blocking the road.

This child's skin is very fair, and his facial features are very delicate. If it weren't for a bird under the red bellyband swaying in the wind, Tang Sanzan almost thought he was a girl.

The person who came was Hong Haier.

Tang Sanzan frowned and said, "Child, what are you doing?"

Red Boy snorted coldly: "Who are you calling a child? I'm over 3000 years old!"

After finishing speaking, Hong Haier pointed to a small hill next to her and said, "Beauty, look out!"

After finishing speaking, Honghaier stomped his feet vigorously and with a loud bang, the hill collapsed into the air. Honghaier opened his hands and caught the hill directly below!The red boy is holding the hill high and walking towards Tang Sanbu step by step

But Tang Sanzan was dumbfounded, and said to himself: "Is this child sick? As soon as we meet, he will act like carrying a mountain?"

Seeing Tang Sanzan's stunned look, Hong Haier thought to himself: "Father really didn't lie to me, this young lady was stunned, hahaha she must think I'm mighty now! Are you tempted? Hahaha again Work harder!"

After finishing speaking, Hong Haier threw the hill into the air, wanting to catch it in the air, and then completely restrain the girl in front of him!

However, in the eyes of Tang Sanzan, this scene was: "Grandma, are all the little monsters so arrogant now? Everyone wants to harm the poor monk? Watch the boxing!"

boom!