Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Below, King Yinjiao was beaten with flat facial features, crying for father and mother, and wanted to shout several times: "Help, go to Dawang and save me!"

As a result, before the words could be spoken, he was kicked in the mouth by the long-faced white horse, with a horseshoe stuffed in his mouth, how could he shout?

So I could only watch the little monsters in the sky squatting there eating melon seeds, watching the excitement, and wailing in despair: "Nimma, when I go back, I will chop you all up!"

After fighting for a while, Tang Sanzan called to stop, and everyone stopped.

Then Tang Sanzan leaned over to look at the unrecognizable King Yinjiao and said, "Let me ask you again, are you a monster?"

King Yinjiao looked at several monks who looked like gangsters, especially the monk with his head tilted and his eyes full of toughness, and said in his heart: "I must not admit it, otherwise they will definitely beat me to death!"

So King Yinjiao shook his head and said, "No!"

Tang Sanzan narrowed his eyes and said: "Not a monster, how dare you block the poor monk's way to the west? Are you looking down on the poor monk? This is 81 difficulties? Wukong, keep fighting! Beat him until he becomes a monster!"

Monkey King took the golden cudgel and swung it up to hit him.

King Yinjiao saw that the monkey's eyes were fierce, and he already had killing intent, so he quickly shouted: "I am a monster, I am a monster!"

Tang Sanzan stopped Monkey King, then approached with a smile, and squatted in front of Yinjiao kindly, saying: "Are you really a monster?"

King Yinjiao was stunned, and said in his heart: "Is this monk sick? Why do you see monsters that look like Chinese New Year?"

Tang Sanzan helped King Yinjiao up, and said with a smile: "Brother Monster, why don't we sit down and have a chat?"

King Yinjiao touched his butt, grinned in pain, shook his head repeatedly and said, "Forget it, let's stand and talk."

"It was all a misunderstanding just now, come, eat an apple." Tang Sanzan asked for an apple from Sha Wujing and handed it to King Yinjiao.

King Yinjiao looked at the apple in his hand, and then at the handsome, kind, and cute monk in front of him, he was at a loss...

"Which bathhouse is home...cough cough, the one in the cave?" Tang Sanzan asked very gently as if he met a fellow villager.

King Yinjiao replied subconsciously: "Pingdingshan, the Lotus Cave."

Tang Sanzun said: "Oh...then how do you usually eat people when you catch them?"

King Yinjiao looked at Tang Sanzan with a weird face. He found that his brain couldn't keep up with the thinking of the weird bald man in front of him, but he still replied honestly: "Usually wash it first, and then steam it to eat."

Tang Sanzan clapped his hands and said: "This is good, this is good!"

King Silver Horn was even more confused.

Tang Sanzan asked again: "How many little demons are there in your cave? You can't be the only one, right? That's not enough to eat... Cough cough, not enough to toss around."

King Yinjiao's heart has long been in a mess, and he didn't hear these weird flaws, so he said: "It's not just me, but also..."

Speaking of this, King Yinjiao woke up suddenly, and exclaimed in his heart: "This monk is trying to trick me, I came to arrest Tang Seng, why did I get arrested instead?"

Coming here first, King Yinjiao rolled his eyes, glanced at Tang Monk who was close in front of him, and then looked at the sneaky Monkey King, Sha Wujing, and the white dragon horse who sat on the ground and lit a fire just like everyone...

He had an idea and said, "How about I take you to have a look?"

Tang Sanbu smiled happily, but looked at the bloody crotch of Yinjiao Dawang, and said, "That's good, but, can you still go?"

King Yinjiao shook his head and said: "I can't walk, I can't walk, I hurt that, I panic when I move, I can't walk, I can't ride a horse, if it is convenient, please ask this fellow Taoist to carry me..."

While speaking, King Silver Horn looked at Monkey King with his eyes.

Sun Wukong said, "You know how to pick people!"

Tang Sanzan said with compassion on his face: "Wukong, since this monster friend wants you to recite it, then recite it, don't be so stingy. As the saying goes, saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. Mercy, it should be so.”

If it weren't for the pain in the buttocks, the bald man's cruel face would have happened before, King Yinjiao almost believed the monk's nonsense.He cursed in his heart: saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda, why didn't you think so when you killed him before?I bother!

Sun Wukong looked at King Yinjiao, and said reluctantly: "It is... Master."

After finishing speaking, Monkey King carried King Yinjiao on his back: "You guys are good at picking people, but don't be complacent.

You have been able to deceive my mortal, merciful, and powerless master, but you cannot deceive my old grandson. You must have no good intentions, right? "

King Yinjiao sneered and said: "Monkey, what are you talking about? Although I am a monster, I am not an evil monster. I am just an ordinary little monster. However, I am a bit heavy. You can carry it on your back in a while."

Sun Wukong sneered and said: "It's not a problem for my old grandson to carry mountains and seas, just come and try."

"as you wish!"

Chapter 2 Big brother and master were taken away by monsters 【Subscription】

After finishing speaking, King Yinjiao silently recited a mountain-moving tactic, and the next moment a big mountain fell from the sky with a bang.

Monkey King didn't even stagger, and said calmly, "That's it?"

King Yinjiao was also taken aback. The mountain he moved here was not an ordinary hill, but Huashan Mountain, one of the Five Sacred Mountains!

Although the Huashan is a gravitational phantom formed by the condensed mana, it is not the Huashan itself, but it still has the weight of the Huashan. It turns out that it is so heavy that it can't crush the monkey?

King Yinjiao didn't hesitate, and he recited the formula again, and one after another, the famous mountains of the Five Sacred Mountains fell from the sky, Mount Tai, Mount Heng, Mount Song, and Mount Heng rumbled on Monkey King's shoulders.Sun Wukong is also tough, he just shook his body, the vitality in his body exploded, his strength skyrocketed, despite the pressure of the five mountains on his body, he still walked like flying!

Seeing this scene, King Yinjiao only felt chills on his back, sweating profusely, and thought: "This monkey seems to be stronger!"

At this moment, Tang Sanzan turned his head: "Wukong..."

Sun Wukong looked at Tang Sanzan's impatient eyes, his heart trembled, and he quickly lay down on the ground and said: "Oh, it's so heavy, I can't bear it anymore...Little monster, you are cruel!"

Although the plot turned a little weirdly fast, King Yinjiao didn't think much about it. When he saw Monkey King being suppressed, he immediately turned into a cloud of green smoke and rushed towards Tang Sanzan, shouting: "Tang Sanzang, you Or come with me!"

Seeing this, Sha Wujing yelled: "Bold monster, don't hurt my master!"

Seeing Sha Wujing, an old cunt, reaching out his hand to die for some powerful magic weapon, King Yinjiao rolled Tang Sanzang and ran away without daring to look back!

When he ran far away, Sha Wujing quietly took out an apple and sat down to eat it quietly, and even shared half of the white dragon horse, and then said to Sun Wukong: "Brother, master was captured by a monster. "

Sun Wu gave him a blank look, then shook his body, lifted the five mountains, and then slapped the five mountains to pieces, sat down on the ground and asked for an apple: "The other side Why hasn't the pig come back?"

Sha Wujing said: "Eldest senior brother, I guess the second senior brother was captured by a monster."

Sun Wukong: "@#￥......"

In the sky, the little demons brought by King Yinjiao saw that King Yinjiao had really captured Tang Seng, and one by one hurried forward to flatter him and said, "Second King, you are really good! You tricked Tang Seng with a trick like this! Tang Seng snatched it from the monkey's hand, I admire it!"

"The second king's acting skills are really good. I thought you were really beaten there when I watched it just now. This bitter trick really looks like it!"

"That's right, especially when that half-bald man stabbed you with a stick, you really resisted... Awesome, amazing!"

"In terms of dedication, I will only serve the second king!"

King Yinjiao's face turned black and red when he heard these words, but it was better to be misunderstood by these little monsters than to know the truth, so he laughed dryly and said: "This...cough, stop talking, go back quickly Bar."