Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

"My lord, this monkey is so vicious and violent, we are afraid that we are opponents. How about we go back and report to the lord? At that time, we have recruited all the troops, and then we will deploy a formation and work together, maybe we can succeed."

King Yinjiao glared at him and said: "You know what a fart, back then even a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers could not trap him, let alone the thousand or eight hundred little demons in our cave?"

The little demon said: "So, we can't eat Tang's monk meat?"

King Yinjiao shook his head, countless tricks flashed in his eyes, and finally he grinned and said: "Who says you can't eat it? You can outsmart it if you can't match it! Listen carefully, no matter what you see for a while, don't act recklessly, let alone Go and report to the great king, lest he think that he has encountered some serious trouble and kill him directly, thereby disrupting my plan."

Several little demons nodded repeatedly and said: "Yes, Second Great King."

Seeing the little demons nodded, King Yinjiao said again: "Okay, you guys wait here, watch how I tease that Tang monk, and then catch him to eat meat!"

After finishing speaking, King Yinjiao transformed into a Taoist man wearing a star crown, feather clothes, and cloud shoes, with a clear mind and eyesight like a fairy.

Afterwards, King Yinjiao landed on the road ahead of Tang Sanzan and others, went to the ground, and groaned after breaking a leg: "Help, help, help!"

But on the other side, Tang Sanzan and others were walking leisurely all the way forward, when they suddenly heard someone shouting for help, they turned a corner and saw this Taoist lying on the ground crying.

At that moment, several people were stunned for a moment, and then everyone shook their heads collectively, looking at King Yinjiao with a look of hatred, and it was clearly written in their eyes: "Grandson, can't you be a little creative? Why are you so creative? This routine?"

King Yinjiao was a little scared by these people, but he shouted: "Several fellow Taoists, I am a Taoist priest from Shanxi. Because the benefactor's home in Shannan invited the Taoists to pray for blessings, it turned out that the ceremony was late. My teacher The two apprentices met a fierce tiger on the road, and my apprentice was taken away by the tiger. Pindao fled here tremblingly, but fell on this rocky slope and injured his leg. A few fellow daoists, please give me a helping hand and save me! If I can return to the audience, I will sacrifice my life, and I must thank Shen En!"

Upon hearing this, Monkey King yawned and said, "Master, what are you doing?"

Tang Sanzun stretched out a hand and said, "Use your golden cudgel as a teacher."

Monkey King immediately handed the Ruyi Golden Cudgel to Tang Sanbu...

Tang Sanzan casually held the dipstick on his shoulder, spit out the grass leaves from his mouth with a bah, and strode towards King Silver Horn.

Although King Yinjiao didn't know what Tang Sanzan was going to do, he always felt a little flustered...

"Eminent Monk, you...you, what are you doing?" King Yinjiao shouted.

While speaking, Tang Sanzan had already arrived in front of King Yinjiao, condescendingly, and asked maliciously: "Are you a monster?"

King Yinjiao shook his head and said, "Don't be kidding, I'm really a Taoist priest in a Taoist temple in Shanxi, not a monster."

"Ada!"

Tang Sanzan didn't talk nonsense, he swung his stick at King Yinjiao's head and it was a stick!

When there was a crisp sound, King Yinjiao felt that his head was about to burst open, and vaguely saw countless sparks splashing down from his head, and shouted: "Eminent Monk, what are you doing?"

Tang Sanzan tilted his head and said, "It's the first time this poor monk has seen an ordinary person with such a hard head, and said you are not a monster?"

Hearing this, King Yinjiao had the thought of bumping the bald thief to death. It was the first time he had seen such a method of verifying whether the other party was a monster after living for so long.This is too barbaric, too vulgar!Isn't he worried about killing ordinary people?

Is this really a monk?

Is this really a good man from ten generations?

Is this really a Lingshan disciple?

Are you sure it's not the reincarnation of some big devil?

However, King Yinjiao shouted: "I am a cultivator, so what's so strange about my head being hardened?"

Tang Sanzan snorted: "So uncooperative, disciples, beat him up!"

Before he could react, Sun Wukong had already rushed up, one hand was pressed on the back of his neck, preventing him from getting up, and the other hand swung his fist to hit him!

Sha Wujing was the most honest, he didn't do it immediately, but silently took out the magic wand, and then he gestured to King Yinjiao's chrysanthemum for a long time, and finally inserted it!

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Chapter 1 Jingui's monster [qiu]

"Ow!"

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There was a shrill scream, and King Yinjiao wailed at the top of his voice. At the same time, he saw in horror that the treasure staff held by the four-meter-tall bearded man was not awl-shaped at all, but pointed towards his buttocks. Bright crescent shovel!

King Silver Horn touched his buttocks, the four petals...

"Big Beard, are you fucking human?!"

King Yinjiao let out a roar, and his whole body shone with silver light. He was angry and broke out.

He knew very well that if he didn't fight back at this time, he would be crippled by these animals in a while!

However, just as he was about to erupt, a stick fell head-on!

With a bang, King Yinjiao felt his world spinning, and the vitality in his body couldn't even move.

Then he saw a few big horse hooves kicking him in the face...

At the same time, Sha Wujing lightly parted, and the treasure stick was divided into two, this time there was an awl head, he smiled happily: "Satisfy you!"

The next moment, the sound of bang bang, muffled hum, puff puff, and screams can be heard endlessly!

In the sky, seeing such a miserable scene, several little demons also looked dumbfounded.

"Oh my god, the second king is about to be beaten to death." A little demon said.

The other little demon shook his head and said: "It shouldn't be, the second king has a lot of tricks, even if he can't beat him, he won't be beaten there, right?"

"Shall we report to the great king?"

"Didn't the Second Great King just say that? We are incapable of outsmarting the enemy, and told us not to report to the Great King, so as not to ruin his plan. I think this may be the Second Great King's bitter plan. Let's watch it. "

The little demons thought about it, it made sense, so they squatted on it and continued to watch the fun.