Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Tang Sanzun stroked his chin and asked, "Is there any meat?"

"Uh...meat?" The king of Baoxiang Kingdom was a little confused.

Tang San said: "Is there wine for the dinner? Is there meat? I mean the delicious meat! As long as there is a glass of wine and a good piece of meat, I will keep it."

Hearing this, everyone's foreheads were covered with black lines, and they roared in their hearts: "Your uncle, this is the point of what you said? Could it be that our son-in-law is not as good as a plate of meat and a glass of wine?" Is it? It's too bullying!"

But after the anger passed, everyone was puzzled again.

The king of Baoxiang Kingdom asked: "Uh... Monk, can you still drink?"

Tang Sanzang smiled, seeing that these guys knew nothing about Tang Dynasty, so he rolled up his sleeves, his eyes lit up and started to hustle: "The monks in Dongtu Tang Dynasty can drink and eat Meat, even getting married and having children is no problem. Isn’t there a saying that if wine and meat pass through the intestines, Guanyin will sit on it?”

As soon as these words came out, all the ministers present had strange expressions on their faces...

The king of Baoxiang Kingdom asked tentatively: "The eminent monk wants to say that the wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha sits in his heart?"

Tang Sanzan said carelessly: "Anyone can sit, anyway, they can move by themselves, and the poor monk can't move."

Seeing that the entire hall was instantly silent, Tang Sanzan knew that he had said something wrong, but he also said so, anyway, he just had a full meal, and he was not hungry, he could fool around for a meal, and if he couldn't fool around, he would leave.He said carelessly: "Don't get me wrong, Guanyin Bodhisattva is my wife, and when the poor monk finishes collecting scriptures, he will get married and have children when he returns."

The hall is no longer silent, but dead silent!

The king of Baoxiang Kingdom was even more stunned, his eyes were straightened, and his eyeballs were almost filled with: "Is this guy really a monk?"

Chapter 95 The pig is just not fat [For collection]

However, the king of Baoxiang Kingdom could hold his breath after all, and the customs clearance document in his hand should be correct, even if it was wrong, what does it matter?He couldn't recognize the authenticity of this monk, so could others recognize it?In his eyes, Tang San's burial was more of a festive icing on the cake, and he didn't care about the authenticity at all.

So the king of Baoxiang Kingdom smiled and said: "The eminent monk really likes to joke. Since the eminent monk can drink and eat meat, I don't need to cook some vegetarian dishes for the dinner."

Tang Sanzan waved his hand and said: "No, my disciples are not good enough to practice, and they are not suitable for eating meat and drinking, so let's prepare some vegetarian food for them."

After finishing speaking, Tang San buried his heart and said: "Why do I take care of my beloved disciples so much... Amitabha became a Buddha... They must be moved and cry bitterly?"

"Oh? The eminent monk brought his disciples here?" The king of Baoxiang Kingdom asked in surprise, "It's so good, then prepare some Vegetarian food!"

Tang Sanzun said: "Don't worry too much, just prepare more radishes, potatoes, and Chinese cabbage for them. They can eat very well. The point is, they are not picky eaters."

When the king of Baoxiang Kingdom heard this, he had only one thought in his mind: Is that really his disciple?

With a dry cough, the king of Baoxiang Kingdom said: "Uh... well, I will follow the instructions of the eminent monk!"

At this moment, someone outside announced again: "My son-in-law is here!"

When the king of Baoxiang Kingdom heard this, he laughed immediately: "Eminent monk, it's better to come early than coincidentally. I was talking about my son-in-law just now, but he came here. Why don't you, eminent monk, take a look at my unique son-in-law who is both civil and military?" How about the master? By the way, my son-in-law has three children, all of them are heroic, and I will bring them to the eminent monk to have a look..."

At this moment, a voice came: "Father, where did the monk come from, and the son-in-law wants him to judge?"

While speaking, a tall man stepped into the Kaiming Hall. He was imposing, with his head raised high, with a domineering look on his brows, and he restrained himself only when facing the old man, the king of Baoxiang Kingdom. a bit.

Even so, the arrogance still made all the ministers bow their heads, all of them were horrified: "I didn't see it yesterday, but this son-in-law has such an aura! It's really not a thing in the pool!"

"Such a dragon among men, I am afraid that the monks of Tang Dynasty are not qualified to comment, right?"

The king of Baoxiang Kingdom was even more delighted, and wanted to show off in front of Tang Sanzhu, and shouted: "Your son-in-law, you came just in time. This eminent monk is..."

The yellow-robed monster waved his hand domineeringly and said, "I don't care what kind of eminent monk he is, he is not qualified..."

Speaking of this, the voice of the yellow-robed old monster stopped abruptly, just because he saw the shining and familiar snowy bald head in the hall at a glance!

This head melon, this brightness, this curvature, why is it so familiar?

The yellow-robed old monster was still standing upright a moment ago, like a long spear, but now he was trembling like a small wicker planted on a high mountain with a strong wind blowing.

At this time, the bald man said, "Huh? Your Majesty, the voice of your son-in-law sounds familiar to the poor monk!"

While speaking, Tang Sanzan turned his head slowly, his eyes were weird, his smile was even weirder than his eyes, in short, his face seemed to be written all over: "Boy, I didn't expect it to be me!"

When the yellow-robed monster saw the bald man's appearance, his hair stood on end in fright, his legs softened and he almost knelt down, and at the same time he wanted to run away...

Just listen to the king of Baoxiang Kingdom: "My son-in-law, do you know each other?"

Hearing the word son-in-law, the old man in yellow robe trembled in his heart, he suddenly collected himself, and thought: "Yes, I am now the son-in-law of Baoxiang Kingdom, and my appearance has changed. Although this monk is powerful, he is still a figure in the world. He can't help but give face to the lord of a country, right?"

So the yellow-robed old monster collected himself, coughed dryly and said, "Uh... this eminent monk, what do you mean by that?"

Tang Sanzan tilted his head and looked at him and said: "It's not interesting, remember what I said at the beginning? Don't let me see you again!"

"Open the mountain!"

boom!

"I am Cao!"

The eyeballs of the yellow-robed monster were about to pop out of their sockets. He never expected that this bald man would not play his cards according to common sense. In the palace hall, in front of the king and his ministers, he did not even explain, and just did it!

The yellow-robed old monster didn't have a magic weapon to protect himself this time, and screamed and wailed at the critical moment: "Tang Sanzan, stop, I'm not a monster, I'm the star king of the sky, Kui Mulang..."

boom!

The strength of the fist was swept away, and the yellow-robed old monster was directly turned into flying ash!

Smoke and dust filled the sky, choking people could not breathe and coughed continuously.

A gust of wind blew up from the pig's ass, blowing away the dust...

Only then did everyone see clearly that the punch just now not only killed their proud son-in-law, but also destroyed half of the Kaiming Palace. From the Kaiming Palace all the way to the gate of the palace, there was a whole ravine...

Looking at Tang Sanzan standing in the hall, he was rubbing his fists with a relaxed face, and muttered: "Finally killed him, it's so cool!"

Seeing this scene, everyone swallowed hard.

The king of Baoxiang Kingdom was so frightened that he sat down on the throne, and said, "Gao Gao Gao... Monk, what are you doing, why are you doing this?"

Tang Sanzan changed back to his cute face again, and said to the King of Baoxiang Kingdom: "It's nothing, the man just now was too ugly, it's better to beat him to death."

When the King of Baoxiang Kingdom heard the words, his face was covered with black lines, he looked at the bald man with a cute face who seemed to have no idea what he had done, he couldn't help shouting: "That's my son-in-law of Baoxiang Kingdom! You despised ugliness, so you punched him to death? That’s my son-in-law! If you beat him to death, what will my daughter do? Widowed?”

Tang Sanzan pointed at Zhu Gangman next to him and said: "How about I pay you a son-in-law? What do you think of my apprentice? His figure, whether it is height, width, or thickness, is definitely bigger than your son-in-law." Be strong."

A group of ministers had black lines all over their faces, and an old minister couldn't bear it anymore and said: "Is that strong? Is that fat?"

Zhu Gangli was not happy when he heard that, he tore up his shirt, took a deep breath, his fat belly shrunk back quite a bit, then he clenched his fists, muscles all over his body bulged, and leaned in front of the old minister Said: "Old man, open your eyes wide and look, am I fat? You pinch, whose fat is so strong? I am authentic tendon meat!"

The old man really stretched out his hand and squeezed it, it was really as hard as iron.

Zhu Ganglian took another breath, and eight-pack abs suddenly appeared on that fat belly!