Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

The old man in the yellow robe was sitting on the table, hugging two beautiful women on the left and right, drinking wine, watching the eighteen palace maids singing and dancing in front of him, very happy, muttering in his mouth: "calculate the time, then As long as the thief bald doesn't waste time on purpose, he should have passed Baoxiang Kingdom. He will hum when he leaves."

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but drank two more glasses.

In fact, since the yellow-robed old monster came to Baoxiang Kingdom with Bai Huaxie yesterday and recognized his relatives, the princes and ministers have not stopped drinking with him, and they have aroused his alcohol addiction.

After everyone else drank, lay down and was carried away, he was the only one who didn't put down his glass and has been drinking until now.

At this moment, a full moon rose in the dance of the maids, but it was a scene in the dance of worshiping the moon performed by the maids.

As soon as the old monster in yellow robe saw the full moon, his eyes flickered, as if he saw a shiny bald head, he jumped up with a frightened sound, and with a flick of his left and right hands, the two women in his arms were thrown flying He went out, bang bang twice, fell on the wall, his head was bleeding, and he died on the spot!

Seeing this scene, the maids screamed in fright.

The yellow-robed old monster also came back to his senses amidst the screams, and when he carefully saw that the bald head was just a dance prop, he was furious!

The alcohol surged, he directly forgot the promise he had made with Bai Huaxie not to mess around in the palace, he showed his true colors, broke out with murderous intentions, opened his big hand the size of a dustpan and grabbed a woman playing the pipa, Just press your head and take a bite!

Such a scene frightened the other Gong Eming to run out without incident, and immediately became a mess!

The yellow-robed monster laughed loudly, took out a flag and waved it, directly enveloping the Yin'an Palace, no matter how desperately the maids bumped into each other, they couldn't escape, and the sound couldn't be heard at all.

They were so frightened that they shrank and hid under the eaves of the wall, trembling, not daring to move.

The old monster in yellow robe didn't care about them, he just sat on it, sipping his own drink, and after drinking a glass of wine, he would grab one of them and nibble on them, it was really bloody and brutal.

At this moment, he suddenly slapped his forehead and said: "Almost ruined the business. It was agreed that today I will face the saint, but today I will announce the identity of my wife and I to the world. Don't miss it."

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After finishing speaking, the old monster in yellow robe transformed into a handsome man again, wiped off the blood on his mouth, and knocked out all the maids with a wave of his hand, then opened the gate and went straight to the Enlightened Hall.

But at this moment, the emperor, ministers and others in the Kaiming Hall did not know that there was a man-eating monster in the harem.

They are now excitedly talking about the monks from the East.

Baoxiang Kingdom is not a big country at all, let alone be compared with Dongtu Great Tang.

Even before this, they had no contact with Datang, after all, it was too far away.

Datang is the heavenly kingdom they yearn for, and it is also an existence similar to legend.

Now that a monk has come to Shangguo, all the officials are a little excited for a while.

It's not because the idol is here, it's mainly because I'm curious about what the monks in the kingdom of heaven will look like.

"Gold-encrusted jade is the lowest match, right?"

"Not to mention anything else, the conversation must be extraordinary."

"Perhaps he has three eyes."

"Maybe he has three heads and six arms!"

"What you are talking about is too nonsensical. He has three eyes, three heads and six arms. Why don't you say he is a Buddha? I think, even if he is a little different, it will not be too exaggerated. I guess, there may be light on his head... ..."

"Master Shangshu, you said that the head is shining too much, but even if it doesn't shine, at least it must reflect the light?"

Everyone laughed.

……

As for the treatise on justice, a sentence was announced outside the main hall: "Great monk of the Tang Dynasty, Tang Sanzang has arrived!"

That's right, it was Tang Sanzang, and the reason was that when Sha Wujing copied it, he copied his name along with it.

Fortunately, the pronunciation is the same, so it doesn't matter.

When everyone heard this, they quickly looked around.

Outside the main hall, the sun was shining on the gate, and a small shining sun walked over from afar.

Seeing this, everyone exclaimed, "Wow...wow!...Oh!"

Outsiders can't understand it, but they understand the meaning, roughly: "Well, it's really shining!"

"Wow, it turned out to be reflective!"

"Oh, what a bald head!"

……

Fortunately, these ministers still talk about etiquette and did not say it face to face.Otherwise, it is estimated that Baoxiang Kingdom can reopen the imperial examination today and re-elect ministers...

Tang Sanzan didn't know what they were thinking, seeing these people's surprised faces, they looked like they had never seen the world, he just thought these guys were earth leopards and had no experience.So he raised his head and walked out of the hall, clasped his hands in a decent manner and said: "The poor monk is Tang Sanzhu from the Tang Dynasty in the east, and he is going to the west to snatch...cough cough to learn the scriptures. Passing through your country, please Your Majesty Let go."

The king of Baoxiang Kingdom smiled and said: "Haha... since the eminent monk is from the Tang Dynasty, we will naturally not make things difficult.

Coincidentally, just yesterday, the little girl I lost came back, and there was an extra son-in-law who is both talented and beautiful, capable of both literature and martial arts.

We are preparing to announce the world today, and we will celebrate it with a feast tonight.

Now that the eminent monk has caught up, why not stay and be a witness? "

Tang Sanzan frowned...

The king of Baoxiang Kingdom thought that Tang Seng was not happy, so he added: "Eminent Monk, my son-in-law is not an ordinary person. He is a first-class good son. He is tall and powerful, and his conversation and knowledge are even more powerful than the officials. Kung fu can capture tigers and dragons with bare hands, he is really a dragon and a phoenix among people! Such a person, even in the great Tang Dynasty, is probably rare, right?"

Tang Sanzun scratched his bald head, and he had never been to Datang, how could he know what it was like there, so he could only perfunctoryly say: "Uh...it's rare."

"Such a hero, the eminent monk doesn't want to meet?" The king of Baoxiang Kingdom acted like the three-year-old child who just got a new toy and was eager to show it off to his friends.

If it was someone else, I'm afraid it would save face, see.

how...

Tang Sanzun shook his head and said, "Uh...not interested."

The king of Baoxiang Kingdom was quite happy at first, but when he heard this, he suddenly became a little unhappy: "The time is tight for the eminent monk to go west. If it is really impossible, we will not force him to stay, so we will let him go."

Tang Sanzan shook his head and said: "Whether your son-in-law is handsome or fierce is not the point, I am not in a hurry, the main reason is that I am not interested in your son-in-law."

The face of the king of Baoxiang Kingdom turned black immediately.

Seeing this, Xiangguo next to him coughed dryly and said, "Eminent Monk, what are you interested in? Maybe our Baoxiang Kingdom also has one, so it's worth staying for a day."

Xiangguo also understood what the king of Baoxiang Kingdom meant. Tang Sanzan stayed behind, as a representative of the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land. This was to add color to the dinner, not because Tang Sanzan himself was so important...

The king of Baoxiang Kingdom also said: "Yes, yes, eminent monk, what are you interested in?"