Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Only he noticed that what Tang Sanbu saw through the reflection of Zhu Gang's pupils, wasn't it some kind of fortune-telling...

But the white dragon horse didn't dare to expose the bald man's words, and just stayed by the side obediently, pretending to be a qualified horse.

Hearing the surprised voice of the woman, Tang Sanzan straightened his face, turning around slowly like a real eminent monk, and seeing the beautiful woman in front of him, his eyes flashed instantly, and he clasped his hands together and said: "Amitabha, the female benefactor, fortune-telling is just The path of the poor monk, the poor monk is best at reading palms and touching bones. Female benefactor, do you want to try it?"

The person who came was none other than the wife of the yellow-robed old monster, the little princess of Baoxiang Kingdom, Baihuasha.

Bai Huaxiu had some ideas at first, but seeing the monk's undisguised fiery eyes, she immediately hid her hands, shook her head and said, "No, no, no... no need. Master, that... there is something I want to do." chat with you."

"Chat! Let go of chat! But this is not a place to chat, let's go to a restaurant to chat!"

Tang Sanzan pointed to the restaurant behind him and said in an incomparably majestic way, at the same time he stood up very naturally, and strode towards the restaurant in stride.

Bai Hua was ashamed to see Tang Sanzan say this, she was relieved immediately, she was really afraid that this powerful monk would be like that old monster in yellow robe, if he fell in love with him, he would just knock him out and carry him away, that would be too tragic.

Since Tang Sanjian taught etiquette and law, it means that he is still a monk, and we can still talk about her affairs.

So, Bai Huaxie also followed Tang Sanzan into the restaurant.

Behind him, Zhu Gangli asked Sha Wujing with his eyes: "Master has gone to the restaurant, does he have money to treat guests? He wouldn't be ashamed to let a woman treat guests? This is not in line with the law of picking up girls."

Sha Wujing scratched his head and said, "I don't know, maybe, Master still has some private money. For picking up girls, Master should be willing to spend money."

Zhu Ganglian thought about the bald urine, and it seemed to be true.

So the two quickly picked up their luggage and followed up...

As for the white dragon horse, he had followed up a long time ago. He was very self-conscious. Instead of entering the house, he walked around to the back and found a stable to squeeze in a place.Taking advantage of the lack of attention of the servant who watched the horse, he knocked him down with a hoof and then sneaked into the back kitchen to have a feast.

In the restaurant, Tang Sanzan shouted as soon as he entered the door: "Xiao Er, find me a private room, serve the best tea, the strongest wine, and serve me all your signature dishes!"

Bai Hua was stunned for a moment, "Still drinking?"

Tang Sanzan replied casually: "Of course! As a man, you just want to drink the strongest wine, go to the wildest girl... er... the back of a bull, and see the most beautiful grassland."

Bai Hua's face turned black instantly when she heard the words, but her complexion looked better when she heard Tang Sanzan said it was Niubi, not a girl, but the way she looked at Tang Sanzan had changed from looking at an eminent monk to looking at a hooligan .

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Seeing this, Tang Sanzan knew that he was in a hurry, the first time he was dating a woman, he had to drink strong alcohol, it was indeed a bit suspected of getting her drunk and doing whatever he wanted, so he remedied: "Don't drink, let's drink tea!"

Of course, Bai Huashu didn't know that she just wanted to chat with the bald man, who had already risen to the level of dating and having children.

She was just surprised that Tang San buried a monk and wanted to drink...

Although monks can drink some vegetarian wine, a true master does not even drink vegetarian wine.

But after thinking about it carefully, apart from his strength and appearance, the guy in front of him seemed to have nothing to do with the monk, so he was relieved.

The two climbed up to the tall building and sat in the middle. They could see the central street in front of them. They could see the gate of the city at a glance. There was a small lake behind and green willows hanging down the bank. It was really an excellent seat.

At this time, Zhu Ganglian and Sha Wujing also came up, and when they were about to sit down, Tang Sanzan raised his eyebrows, and the two immediately went to sit next door.

But Zhu Gangli recognized Bai Huaxie, and secretly sent a voice transmission to Tang Sanzan, saying: "Master, this woman is an old monster in a yellow robe. I saw it before in the cave!"

When Tang Sanzan heard this, he raised his eyebrows, and when he looked at Bai Hua again, he lost the desire to have a child in an instant, but he had more thoughts.

Bai Hua shyly said: "Master, to be honest, I..."

"Xiao Er, add a plate of peanuts!"

Tang Sanzan interrupted Bai Huaxie's words with a loud voice.

Bai Hua was speechless for a while, and when Tang San Zan finished speaking, he continued: "I want to..."

"Xiao Er, add another plate of pork head meat!" Tang Sanzan shouted.

Baihuasha didn't say it again...

By the time Bai Huaxie wanted to talk again, the dishes had already started to be served one after another.

Tang Sanzan waved his hand and said: "Come, come, it is fate to meet each other, let's chat while eating."

After finishing speaking, this guy turned his bow left and right, and started the sweeping mode...

Seeing Tang Sanzan gobbling it up, Bai Hua opened her mouth in embarrassment, unable to speak at all.If Tang Sanzan hadn't been accompanied by Sha Wujing and Zhu Gangli, she really suspected that she had found the wrong person.Even so, she kept comforting herself in her heart: "It's okay, people with skills are... all different."

"Girl, you eat." Tang Sanzan shouted vaguely.

Bai Hua shyly looked at the table that was littered with dead bodies like a bomb frying pan battlefield, and finally shook his head and said, "Master, you eat..."

Tang Sanzan didn't care so much, after a big meal, he drank a big mouthful of water, wiped his mouth, burped and said, "Wow...comfortable!"

Seeing that Tang Sanzan was full, Bai Huaxie continued: "Master, the little girl is called Baihuaxiu, and she is from Baoxiang Country..."

Bang!

Tang Sanzan got up suddenly.

Bai Hua was stunned and said, "Master, what is this?"

Tang Sanbu said: "I'm sorry, I want to relieve myself."

After finishing speaking, Tang Sanzan clutched Xiao Sanzan and went out, shouting as he walked: "Xiao Er, where is the latrine? Wufan, Wujing, don't you want to go to the bathroom? I can't hold back as a teacher. "

Zhu Gangli and Sha Wujing were taken aback for a moment, looked at each other, and then looked at the bald head, and suddenly realized that this is the legendary supernatural power-the evasion technique of urination! "

So the two quickly got up and said: "Master, wait a while, we also go to the toilet!"

Then the two followed suit.

One of Baihua's shy maids whispered: "Princess, they don't want to escape the bill, do they?"

Bai Hua was ashamed for a moment: "No way, at least he is an eminent monk from the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land, so he shouldn't be running out of orders, right?"

At this moment, Xiao Er came up: "Miss, just now the master told you to pay the bill, the total is #￥%#..."

Bai Huaxie couldn't hear the words behind her clearly, she just felt a surge of anger in her heart, and finally rushed to the window with a cry, she couldn't care about the majesty of the princess of Baoxiang Kingdom anymore, she couldn't help but cursed: " Tang Sanzang, thanks to the fact that you are still an eminent monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty, you...you...you actually run a bill! Or run a woman's bill, do you have the nerve?!"

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In the distance, Baldy and his party were running away quickly. Hearing the scolding, Zhu Gangli and the others looked at Tang Sanzan in unison.

Tang Sanzang looked at them strangely and said: "She is scolding Tang Sanzang from Dongtu Great Tang, what does it have to do with me Tang Sanzang?

Besides, her man arrested my apprentice, but I didn't beat her to death, that was a great kindness, and I didn't eat her much.

After walking and eating and drinking enough, it's time for us to continue westward. "