Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Zhu Ganglu whispered to Sha Wujing: "Old Sha, Master has never seen such a trick of deception. It seems that he was deceived and moved with compassion."

Sha Wujing nodded and said, "Although Master is powerful, his heart is always good."

At this moment, a long face was stuffed between the two of them, and Bai Longma curled his lips in disdain and said, "He has compassion? Hehe... I see, he is eyeing the money in the beggar's bowl."

Zhu Gangguan and Sha Wujing: "@#￥#..."

The beggar saw Tang Sanzan approaching, his eyes lit up, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but curl up, and he picked up the rice bowl in front of him to take the money.

As a result, Tang Sanzan looked at him kindly and asked, "What do you want?"

The beggar seems to always encounter similar problems. He directly asks for money, but he often fails to get it, so he replied: "Eat."

Tang Sanzan snorted, "What do you want to eat?"

The beggar said: "I want to eat meat."

Tang Sanzan frowned and asked: "Can you eat it if you kneel here?"

Hearing this, the beggar was upset, and said in his heart, "Damn, you didn't come here to give me alms, but to educate me! I'm afraid they will persuade me to work and farm to make money later."

So the beggar hummed: "Sometimes someone gives meat, sometimes someone gives money, and I can eat meat if I give the money. Do you think I can eat it?"

After finishing speaking, the beggar sneered in his heart: "You still want to educate me? Let me see what you say later!"

What surprised him was that not only did the bald man not mean to be embarrassed, but his eyes and head glowed at the same time, and then...

Then he squatted beside the beggar, not forgetting to say hello:

"Gohan, bring me a bowl for Teacher Wei, let's squat here too, it depends on whether we can eat meat today!"

After finishing speaking, the bald man did not forget to say to the stunned beggar beside him: "Thank you, brother."

Only then did the beggar understand that this was not to educate him, this tm was here to grab his job!

Beggars suddenly became popular, and there are rules for begging for food, one person is one, and divisions cannot be crossed.

He wants to get angry, he wants to be angry!

However, it was dark. To be precise, the sun was blocked by something.

He looked up, and saw a [-]-[-]-meter-tall pig and a [-]-meter-tall man coming in front of him, looking at the thick fingers on the forearm, and then at the old tree-like thigh...

The beggar suddenly lost all anger, swallowed his saliva, and said tremblingly: "You, you... what do you want to do?"

woohoo...

There were two wind sounds, and then the two guys squatted beside him like two mountains.

The pig also said to him: "Brother, point over there, it's crowded."

Chapter 91 Chatting with sisters in the restaurant 【For collection】

The beggar wailed in his heart: "I'm the one who came first! Let me step aside...Grandma's leg, is this a human thing? No, this is not a human!"

Seeing that the beggar can't be beaten or scolded, he just put up with it.

But he was depressed, Zhu Gangli and Sha Wujing were even more depressed.

At any rate, they were once gods, a canopy marshal, and there are tens of thousands of sailors under his command;

The other one is also serving the Jade Emperor anyway, and placed in the mortal world, that is the seat of the chief executive.

In the end, the two of them squatted here to beg for food. What's the matter?

The two of them were squatting there, but their heads were so low that they were almost stuffed into their crotches. They were afraid that they would be seen by acquaintances, and if word spread, they couldn't afford to lose this person.

On the contrary, the bald man seemed very casual, just squatting there, with a simple and honest smile like an idiot, the point is, someone actually gave money!

He also received it!

Zhu Gangli looked at Sha Wujing, and Sha Wujing also looked at him. The eyes of the two exchanged rapidly, and they both felt that they should persuade their master, who seemed to know everything and didn't understand anything.

"Junior Brother Sha, you go and talk." Zhu Gangli expressed with his eyes.

It's not that he doesn't want to use sound transmission to enter the secret, but they have discovered along the way that this bald man ignores sound transmission, as long as he is near him, he can hear everything.

Therefore, a few apprentices forcibly practiced the means of eye contact, blinking and closing, pupil opening and closing, these are all secret words.

Sha Wujing replied: "Second senior brother, the master loves you the most. Besides, you are the second senior brother. With a senior brother around, how dare you talk nonsense? This is called leapfrog reporting in the heavenly court. At least you will be beaten to death, and at worst It's time to kill God. As you know, Master still cares about some details. I can't say that. Although Xiaobai came early, he is only a mount, not a ranking.

Now that the eldest brother is not with you, you are the biggest, and the elder brother is like a father, so ah, you have to say this. "

Zhu Gangli felt comfortable listening to these words, especially when the eldest brother was not around, he was the oldest, and the elder brother was the father, which made him feel a little bit elated.

He even felt that he had more burdens out of thin air, so it was time to do something!

Therefore, Zhu Gangli plucked up his courage and looked at Tang Sanzan: "Ahem...Master, this is begging money, do you want it too?"

Tang Sanzang said very solemnly: "What's the matter with begging? Isn't it the teacher who begs for his ability? Why don't you use the money you make with your ability? In other words, are you questioning your teacher?" Speaking of this, Tang Sanzang asked San Zan's eyes gradually became serious.

Zhu Ganglian repeatedly shook his hand and said, "Master, I didn't doubt you, really, Junior Brother Sha, you said...you...what are you doing?"

Sha Wujing was helping Tang Sanzan wipe his sweat with one hand, and straightened the begging bowl with the other, then squatted there quietly and said, "Do whatever Master tells you to do, how can we dislike it? Second senior brother, you talk too much."

"I... I am Cao!" Zhu Gangli felt as if he had been tricked again!

At that moment, Zhu Gangli had a bad premonition, and it became stronger and stronger!

Just when Tang Sanzan was about to go berserk, a gentle female voice sounded: "Is this Elder Tang?"

Hearing a woman's voice, and the voice was very nice, Tang Sanzan's brain that seemed to be not working very well instantly started to work and analyzed, what kind of girl would a girl with such a voice be...

At the same time, he stared at Zhu Gangli with wide-eyed eyes. Zhu Gangli was so hairy from being stared at, and subconsciously wanted to avoid it.

"Look at me!" Tang San reprimanded angrily.

Zhu Gangli honestly looked at Tang Sanzan's eyes that seemed to stare at him to death, and said tremblingly: "Master, you... what are you doing?"

Tang Sanbu said: "The woman behind me is a woman wearing a yellow gown, oval face, willow-leaf eyebrows, big eyes, high nose bridge, wearing gold and silver, and there are two maidservants by her side, right?"

Zhu Gang was stupefied, and said in his heart: I, Cao, can the master also have supernatural powers?Will this be fortune-telling?

The woman behind said in surprise: "Sure enough, it's an eminent monk of the Tang Dynasty. No wonder that old monster in yellow robe is not your opponent. The little girl admires it!"

Sha Wujing next to him looked adoring...

Only Bai Longma shook his head, thinking: "Then what kind of fortune-telling is it? It's obviously because the eyes are so good, okay?"