Journey to the West: I am entertaining in Datang

The common people were all confused and didn't know what happened.

Someone quietly asked the servants of the Zhou family, and found out that it was Lu Yi who taught them a lesson and asked them to go door-to-door to pay compensation.

"Thank you Lu Yi! Thank you Huaguoshan School!"

"Thanks to the teaching of the Great Holy Lord, we can live a life full of pride!"

"By the way... if Lu Yi leaves, will they go back to their old ways and continue to bully us?"

"No! It is said that Lu Yi has scared Zhou's courage to the point where he will not dare to leave even if Lu Yi leaves!"

"That's right, besides, Lu Yi has already reported to the officials, and he will be put in prison after he pays the compensation!"

"Aren't they protecting each other from officials? They beat Lu Yi very hard last time!"

"Hahaha! The government doesn't dare anymore. Lu Yi is from Huaguoshan, so if I borrow their courage, I won't dare!"

The folks talked a lot, enjoying Zhou Papi's kowtow to make amends, and at the same time enjoying his filial silver taels.

Outside the village of Zhoujia Village.

Xin Xin grabbed her father's skirt, tears streaming down her face, reluctant to let him leave.

Lu Yi's family knew that there was no further delay.

It would be a pity that Lu Yi would not be able to go to Yujing Mountain if it was too late.

"Xinxin, let Daddy go!"

"I don't! I hate daddy, I won't let him go!"

She grabbed Lu Yi's skirt and said nothing.

Lu Yi blinked: "Xinxin, Daddy will come back as soon as possible, and bring you delicious food then!"

After hearing the delicious snacks, Xinxin was not so sad: "Daddy, I heard that there are many delicious snacks in Yujing City, you bring them back to me!"

"Okay, definitely!"

Lu Yi's: "!!!"

It turns out that the relationship between father and daughter is no match for tempting snacks!

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daughter country.

Small gardens with fragrant paths, pavilions and pavilions.

By the lake in the Royal Garden, there are willows and red flowers, and a pair of mandarin ducks linger in the water.

On a large flower boat, there is a long banner hanging on it, which reads: Happy birthday.

Below the banner, there is a floating mobile phone, which is broadcasting live.

The lake was surrounded by people, some were standing, some were sitting on the ground, and some even ran to the trees and leaned on the branches to watch the performance.

The uppermost floor of the flower boat is a wide stage, and five women in miniskirts with long legs showing off are singing and dancing.

"Mandarin ducks and butterflies fly together, and the spring scenery in the garden is intoxicating. I asked the holy monk quietly, is my daughter beautiful...

What about royal power and wealth, what are the precepts and rules to be afraid of, I only hope that the sky will last forever, and I will be with the person I want closely..."

Their bodies dance rhythmically to the beat of the music, which is very beautiful.

Tang Seng and Drifting, led by the maid, walked into the palace again, feeling a lot of emotion.

Especially Tang Seng, who was besieged by many women last time, does not know how he will be treated this time.

I hope that the king will stop recording the video and let himself go west smoothly.

But after entering, I was immediately stunned by the novel scene.

This is a birthday?

whose birthday is it

The audience were all women, and they were too embarrassed to get too close, watching the women's performance on the flower boat from a distance.

Due to the distance, they couldn't see clearly, so they took out their mobile phones and entered the Queen's live broadcast room.

The oncoming barrage was densely packed, like black ants.

"Is this also called singing and dancing? The advertisement released by the queen said that today's birthday party will have singing and dancing, which is guaranteed to make people's blood boil!"

"The long legs of these young ladies are round and smooth, which is very beautiful, but they are not considered strong dance."

"I didn't expect that the queen would lie and deceive people in order to attract fans!"

"No, no matter what, you are the king of a country. If you deceive the people in the three realms, what's the deal?"

"Let's watch it again, I don't know what the next show will be."

Tang Seng looked at the barrage, anxiously, and also posted a barrage: "Excuse me, all benefactors, when will the party end?"

"Mistgrass? Benefactor? Why did this daughter country come out as a monk? It's a blast! Or I won't tell you!"

"That's right! See what the monks in Daughter Kingdom look like?"

"Brothers, don't tell him if you don't explode the photos!"

Tang Seng: "..."

At this time, the young ladies and sisters had finished singing and dancing, and they bowed and took a bow with their hands clasped together.

The surrounding audience applauded enthusiastically and cheered.

"Happy birthday to Her Majesty the Queen, and forever!"

After their blessings were delivered, they turned and walked off the stage.

Well!

It turned out to be the king's birthday, Tang Seng thought to himself, it's a good time to come, the birthday old man should be easy to talk to.

Be patient for a while, and when the show is over, let her switch Guan Wen.

"Master, why don't we go to the side and have a rest, it seems that the show can't be finished for a while."

Drifting is not interested in watching these messes, it's too annoying.

Tang Seng nodded. Just as he was about to leave, the flower boat changed to a host in a white dress.

"Dear viewers, friends! The song just now is nice, and those young ladies are nice!"

There was an enthusiastic response from around the lake: "It's so beautiful, I haven't seen enough, let's have another one!"

"Hahaha, it's okay if you don't watch enough, because the next one, at everyone's request, is a very good-looking sketch program, "Hello, Li Huanying"!"

What, sketch?

The bored Tang Seng regained his spirits all of a sudden. He did not forget the skit he had broadcast live during the live broadcast of the Spring Festival Gala in Yujing Mountain.

"Help or Not" is what impresses him the most, and when he has nothing to do, he always has to watch the replay.

At this moment, there are sketches in Daughter Country?

(To be continued)

Chapter 1228 Want to Rob an S

Who is so talented to make up sketches?

Isn't that something that only Mr. Qin Hao can do?

The host's voice sounded again, showing unconcealed pride: "Everyone knows that Mr. Qin Hao once broadcasted a sketch, but this does not mean that he is the only one who can arrange a sketch. Our Majesty the Queen can do it too! "

When Yujingshan held the Spring Festival Gala, the king of the Daughter Kingdom liked those sketches very much, especially "Can't Help".

Besides, she clearly heard Qin Hao say that at the next Spring Festival Gala, people from the Three Realms are welcome to make up and perform programs, and if there are high-quality ones, they can also perform at Yujing Mountain.

that's nice!

She thought, if she choreographed a sketch by herself and got affirmation, she could go to Yujing Mountain to perform, right?

Since then, she has been thinking hard, and finally came up with this work.

On the stage, the background has been changed.

An old lady with gray hair was scolding a big girl earnestly.

Qingwen's mother: "Qingwen."

Qingwen: "Mom."

"You stop for me."

"Oh mom."

"Qingwen, I told you that this child is in a hurry. What are you doing? You said I would bring you to your grandma's house, what happened to you accompanying her? Why are you running?"

"Mom, I can't accompany my grandma."

"You have no heart, you said how much your grandma likes you, and when I saw you, she was right behind your ass, Ling, Ling, why can't you stay?"

"She's going to sew my pants."

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The audience saw that the actor playing Qingwen was wearing a pair of tattered jeans with big holes in the front and big holes in the back.

The hole is so big that it can't be sewed.

"I'm so scared! Can you wear such pants? How about cutting off the trouser legs and using them as pants!"

"If it is sewn like this, it must be rewrapped with cloth, right?"

"This skit was arranged by Her Majesty the Queen? It's really interesting!"

"I like!"

While watching, the audience whispered and expressed their opinions.

On the stage of the flower boat, the performance continued:

Qingwen's mother looked helpless, and patted her shoulder hard: "You child, can you make mom happy for a day?"

One stroke, two strokes... It didn't work, half of Qingwen's body was short.

But she still had a playful smile, grinning straight, showing her cute dimples.

At the same time, he twisted his buttocks, revealing two large flowered cloths sewn together: "When did I not make you happy?"

The audience laughed again when they saw the round buttocks wrapped in calico.

Qingwen's mother frowned tightly, her nose and mouth were all wrinkled, she continued to pat her on the shoulder, bending her body: "Someday you make me happy."

"I haven't made you happy any day." Qingwen made a face, turned around and ran away.

If she doesn't run away, she will be photographed underground, and she is not Tu Xingsun.

I will not escape from the earth!

"You said one day you made me happy, and you said how irritating this child is." She shouted angrily, chasing after her.

"Come and chase me." Qingwen twisted her buttocks while running, making the audience laugh so hard that they couldn't close their mouths.

(crash)

The sudden crashing sound made the hearts of the audience rise to their throats.

Sure enough, on the bullet screen in the live broadcast room, this explanation appeared: "With the increasing development of cars, traffic accidents have become the most serious problem. Speeding is a pleasure for a while, and the crematorium of wives and children. I advise all drivers to drive carefully. !"

Warm reminder: "One drop of alcohol for the driver will bring tears to the loved ones. Please do not drink and drive."

On the stage, the screen jumps, and the actor playing Qingwen has returned to a few years ago.

Qingwen's mother also regained her youthful state from her gray hair.

Qingwen: "Are you Li Huanying?"

Li Huanying: "It's me! Are you?"

"I, I, do you know Liu Yufen?"