Journey to the West: I am entertaining in Datang

"Da Meng, you hit me a few times, why do I feel so unbelievable, is this true?"

Lu Yi was bewildered and couldn't believe it.

"Can we really go to Yujing Mountain? Can we really get in touch with Mr. Qin Hao at close range? That is the legendary god-man, the disciple of the Heavenly Sage!"

Liu Dameng felt incredible. Do they really have the opportunity to go to Yujing Mountain and get close to the god-like Mr. Qin Hao?

(To be continued)

Chapter 1226 Two Hundred Kilograms

In the room, Zhou Papi was talking to his wicked wife Cuihua.

Zhou Bapi is of medium build, neither fat nor thin, with a shaved face that is full of meanness.

The gloomy eyes, trembling.

He sat on the grand teacher's chair, his legs trembling slightly.

If you look closely, there are still tiny drops of sweat on the forehead.

The wicked woman, Cuihua, was even more frightened. She was taller than Zhou Bapi by a head, and her body was also much stronger.

A face full of fat, trembling non-stop.

It's really big butt, round waist, fat and strong!

"The head of the family, those poor ghosts greeted him at the head of the village, saying that Lu Yi had returned! What, what can we do!"

"That's right! All three members of the family are back. Tell me, if you knew that he was going to Huaguo Mountain and lent me ten leopard guts, you wouldn't have provoked him!"

"It's all your fault! LSP! You said that you are very old and your neck is buried in the ground. Fortunately, you have a crush on his wife. Now you are fine, just wait for someone to come to you!"

Cuihua resented softly.

After hearing this, Zhou Bapi couldn't help but glance at her angrily, she's so fucking ugly!

He immediately turned his head in disgust, Damn it, if you hadn't developed such a virtue, would I have robbed other people's wives?

The reason why he fell in love with other people's wives was because his own wife was not good-looking, or even ugly.

Who can be in a good mood when facing a man woman every day, or a man woman who is five big and three thick?

Can life be fun?

What a crime in a previous life!

Listening to their conversation, Lu Yi became a little impatient. He raised his eyes to see the dawn that was fading in the sky, and couldn't help but move.

"boom!"

One inadvertently, a tile fell from the house, making a clear cracking sound.

"who!"

The guards on patrol yelled in horror, their voices were quite loud, but no one dared to step forward to have a look.

Zhou Papi and his wife in the room stood up at the same time in fright, leaning on the chair, looking at each other, but they seemed to be frozen in place, neither of them dared to move.

"Come out, we saw you! If you don't come out, you will shoot!"

Lu Yi held his breath and waited quietly.

Those servants yelled for a long time, but they didn't hear the sound, and let go of the heart in their throats.

"It must be a cat, let's go and continue patrolling."

One of them said something, and everyone left.

In the room, Zhou Bapi couldn't sit still anymore, he walked back and forth, his legs shaking even more.

His wife was so frightened that she sat down reluctantly, thinking about it and getting angry, she couldn't help complaining:

"It's all your fault! It's all your fault! What can we do now, he will definitely take revenge, the people of Huaguoshan School are amazing!"

Her few words made Zhou Papi feel even worse. Who the hell wouldn't know that the person who snatched Lu Yi's wife last time was from Huaguoshan!

Then where are people, they are simply a group of demon kings!

"Ahem! It's all because I was obsessed with ghosts back then!"

Zhou Bapi's eye circles turned red, and his intestines were about to burst with regret. Who knew that such a big disaster could be caused, and people from Huaguoshan would be watching him.

In other words, who knew that Lu Yi would go to Huaguoshan School and become Sun Dasheng's disciple?

If I had known this earlier, I wouldn't have dared to rob his wife with all my guts!

It's too late to say anything now.

"Stop complaining, tell me quickly, what should I do now!"

Cuihua's body trembled even more, even the grand teacher's chair she was sitting on shook, her eyes kept scanning the yard, for fear that that terrifying figure would appear suddenly!

Zhou Papi was a little stunned, his eyes were straight, the more he thought about it, the more frightened he became, and he babbled:

"At the beginning, when the people from Huaguoshan School came to save people, I was so scared that I fell seriously ill."

"Now, Lu Yi brought his wife back and killed him. If we can't come up with a countermeasure, we will die!"

He was like a cannonball, his lips were blue and purple, and his upper and lower teeth were chattering constantly.

"Bah!"

When Cuihua heard this, her whole body was filled with fear. Her life as a beautiful landlady did not want to end:

"It's your death, not my death! You're dead, and it just so happens that all this Wanguan family property belongs to me!"

Cuihua looked out the door, with uncontrollable pride in her eyes: "I'll find a younger one then, and I won't be angry with you anymore!"

When Zhou Papi heard it, he was furious at the time, what is this called?

She was in a hurry to die here, but she wanted to find another home!

"What a bitch! I just won't give you this chance!"

Zhou Papi was furious immediately, turned to face her, and slapped her.

His wife was still in a dream, and suddenly her face became hot, and she was slapped hard!

Her eyes widened in anger, like light bulbs, her nose and mouth wrinkled together.

"Immortal! You old ghost! How dare you hit me, I will fight you!"

Cuihua immediately stood up from the chair, grabbed Zhou Papi's collar, threw it to the ground, and then sat down on it.

Bow left and right!

"Tell you to beat my wife!"

"You are so brave!"

"If I don't give you a taste, you really don't know that Lord Ma has three eyes!"

"I'll give you a longer memory this time!"

Sitting on Zhou Papi's body, her huge body pressed Zhou Papi so hard that he couldn't breathe.

"Oh, get up, I'm going to be out of breath!"

This!

Before being beaten to death by Lu Yi, he was sat down by his wife first~ dead!

It's too embarrassing to spread the word!

"I can't afford to open it! You, an old S ghost, caused the trouble, and the old lady who caused the blame together, dare to beat me!"

Cuihua's hand fell faster and more urgently!

"No, I'm going to die! Let me go!"

"Honey, didn't you say that you only have two hundred catties, why are you so heavy?"

"It's like a big sow!"

"This shit is too heavy!"

"My small body can't handle it!"

Cuihua: "..."

What, say you are heavy?

She became even more angry, and grabbed his ear vigorously, turning it around several times!

"You despise me for being heavy? Tell you, I weigh two hundred catties!"

"Not adulterated at all!"

Zhou Papi was overwhelmed by the burden, and felt as if he was about to suffocate: "Impossible, how could two hundred catties crush you to death?"

"I am two hundred kilograms!"

"Two hundred kilograms, do you hear me!"

I'm going to take a big hit!

When Zhou Papi heard this, he immediately rolled his eyes, and fainted out of hopelessness.

"Hahaha! Today I opened my eyes!"

Lu Yi on the roof was still thinking about how to come down and teach them a lesson, but in the blink of an eye, the two got into a fight.

Still such a strange way of fighting.

He, Lu Yi, had seen a man beat a woman, even ruthlessly, and it was the first time he saw a woman beat a man.

And the fight is so tough and novel!

Just this big butt, like a big millstone, sit on it with one buttocks, if you change to a thinner one, you can just sit to death, right?

Lu Yi couldn't help laughing, the laughter spread into the room and was heard by Lu Yi's wife.

Shocked and frightened, she hurriedly shouted to the roof: "Who is laughing?"

(To be continued)

Chapter 1227 Who's Birthday

The scene of Zhou Papi being beaten unconscious by the wicked woman is too funny, a group with strong visual impact!

He couldn't help laughing out loud.

The so-called bullies are just bullying the weak and fearing the strong, but they are actually very good!

The internal strife is over, it's time to punish yourself!

His laughter frightened Cuihua: "Who is laughing?"

The servants on patrol came running over, yelling and surrounding the house.

Lu Yi lightly landed in front of Cuihua.

"You are, Lu Yi?"

Cuihua got up, looked at him in fear, and kept stepping back.

Then, with a "plop", she knelt on the ground and burst into tears: "Oh my god, it's none of my business, it's all this LSP who robbed your wife and let someone from the government beat you!"

Cuihua wiped her tears and snot, and shouted: "You can take him away, or kill him, but it has nothing to do with me!"

Lu Yi: "..."

After dawn, Cuihua was in front, followed by Zhou Bapi, who was woken up by cold water, and took all the servants, kneeling and apologizing from house to house.

They almost knelt step by step, went to each house, the expression on their faces was very regretful.

The servants followed closely behind, some carrying silver taels, some leading cattle and sheep, and some holding brocades.

All the villagers in Zhoujia Village, Cuihua and Zhou Bapi, went to kowtow, not only returned the title deeds of the livestock they had looted, but also compensated a lot of money and silk.