Journey to the West: I am entertaining in Datang

"That's my aunt."

"That's my aunt."

"Then who are you?"

"I'm your third uncle's so-and-so. I call you Yingzi, and you call me Ling."

"Row."

At this moment, three sleek men in floral shirts stepped onto the stage with their shoulders hooked and their backs hooked.

The trio: the three young masters of chemical fertilizers.We are the three young masters of chemical fertilizers.I am black fertilizer, I am gray fertilizer, I am gray fertilizer.We are black chemical fertilizers that turn gray and volatilize.

One of them didn't speak neatly, and even bit his tongue, which caused the audience to laugh.

Hei Huafei immediately complained: It's over.

Qingwen: Who are they?

Li Huanying: They are the worst people in our fertilizer factory.

Then these people walked towards Qingwen and Li Huanying.

Qingwen: "We have no money."

"Who said I'm going to rob you of your money? I'm here today to rob you, hahaha."

"Don't do this, she hasn't been in love yet. Don't treat me like this."

Li Huanying's panic was real, but Qingwen did it on purpose, because her eyes were full of sly smiles.

Men like skinny ones, and overly plump ones like hers are pretty safe.

Unexpectedly, those bad guys pulled Li Huanying aside and shouted:

"Go to the side. You look as thin as a knife mantis, don't you think you are beautiful? That little fat girl. Hehe, can you have a date with me?"

Qingwen was taken aback for a moment, what, don't you want to be so beautiful, have a date with yourself?

"Hey! To tell you the truth, if it was in my time, I would have agreed."

"What's the meaning?"

"Because in my day, almost no one chased me."

"That's right, in our era, no one chased our eldest brother."

"go away."

"Brother, if you don't want that, leave the thin one to me."

"Here you go, don't worry about it."

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Throughout the performance of the skit, the audience laughed so hard that their facial muscles were sore from laughing.

But later, it was a big reversal. Qingwen stood aside, watching her mother doting on her childhood self, and crying.

People in the Daughter Kingdom have only mothers and no fathers, because they all drank the water from the Mother-Child River before they came into the world.

Therefore, the affection for the mother is even deeper.

After seeing this sketch, I was deeply moved.

In fact, Daughter King, the purpose of compiling this skit is to let the people love and cherish their relatives.

At this moment, looking at the tearful audience and the crying sound from the live broadcast room, her goal has been achieved.

"Ah, the tree wants to be quiet but the wind doesn't stop, and the child wants to be raised but the relatives don't wait, it is indeed the most unbearable pain in the world!"

Tang Seng looked at it and expressed his sincere emotion.

In fact, he did not enjoy the love of his parents, because his father was killed by thieves on the way to become an official.

At that time, he was still in his mother's womb.

In order to protect him, his mother endured great humiliation, married the enemy who killed her husband, and finally gave birth to Tang Seng.

After putting Tang Seng, who was still in his infancy, into a big basin and flowed down the river, his mother threw herself into the river.

Therefore, Tang Seng, who has lived for so many years, has never enjoyed the love of his parents, and of course, he has no relatives to repay.

(To be continued)

Chapter 1229 Strange sketch

Therefore, Tang Seng, who has lived for so many years, has never enjoyed the love of his parents, and of course, he has no relatives to repay.

However, this skit was so touching that even he, who had no emotional experience, burst into tears.

"Is this also a sketch?"

In the live broadcast room, the audience who took a while to react asked questions suspiciously.

"It's not the same as Mr. Qin Hao's sketch! Mr. Qin Hao's sketch is full of laughter, but this one is quite funny at the beginning, but it suddenly turns into a scene of crying, but it's not abrupt at all. It's really a strange sketch!"

"I, I'm an old man, weeping all over the place..."

"It's so touching, this skit is so touching! I cry twice a day when I watch it, and at the end, I don't know why I'm a teacher, so I shed tears. However, I'm a little curious, why didn't I just shoot the story of her mother when she was young, and want to Make up fertilizer and three young masters?"

Just when everyone was discussing, the host in a white dress came to the stage gracefully.

""Hello, Li Huanying", this is a sketch that I personally like very much, and it is also a sketch that makes me cry. Qingwen, who is joking on the outside, is actually very soft on the inside. Everyone has a hurdle in their hearts, and it may pass. But I can’t forget it. Regarding the person you love the most, please cherish every minute and every second in front of you, because you may not see each other tomorrow.”

Just now, Drifting kept his head down, and he didn't dare to watch the singing and dancing of those sisters in short skirts.

When did this daughter country become so fashionable, it was even more jaw-dropping than Yujing Demon City.

Simply, outrageous!

Yes, it is immoral!

Drifting was ashamed to say, how come all these women are dressed so boldly, singing and dancing, I dare not look at them, my heart beats faster!

What the hell, if it weren't for being a monk, I would really want to swear.

He felt that the same was true for the master next to him, the two of them really felt sorry for each other, and suffered together!

It seems that the days feel like years!

Especially the short skirts and smooth feet of those young ladies, um, charming eyes!

After a while, those sisters stepped down and put on a sketch, and Drifting breathed a sigh of relief.

The jokes at the beginning didn't feel much, but the big reversal later made me cry!

Although Drifting has no parents, nor has he enjoyed the love and warmth of his parents, which is the same as Tang Seng, but he was still poked into tears!

Maybe it's because of the touchingness of the skit itself, or maybe it's because of the actor's true feelings.

I shed tears without knowing it!

"Master, my daughter, the king, is quite talented. Although this kind of skit is slightly less funny, it is very touching."

"Yeah, the combination of laughter and tears is so natural and perfect, I have to say, it's a talent."

On the flower boat, after performing a few more interesting programs, the host announced the last program: the song "Legend of the Hungry Wolf".

?

What kind of song is this, the name is very strange!

Just when the audience felt a little confused, Tang Seng remembered the embarrassing scene of being surrounded by beauties when he first entered the palace.

The queen in light clothes appeared in front of his eyes, which made him blush.

"Master, why is your face so red? Are you sick?"

Master also bears the heavy burden of learning scriptures. If he gets sick, it will be a disaster.

Drifting was extremely nervous, and he reached out to touch Tang Seng's head, and there was some sweat.

"No! I'm not sick as a teacher." Tang Seng looked up at the flower boat, the host had already left, and the music started.

A woman walked onto the stage to the blaring music.

The surrounding audience immediately boiled: "Queen! Queen!"

Tang Seng's heart skipped a beat, the Queen came out?

He looked subconsciously, and saw the queen was wearing a blue veil that reached the floor, her curly hair was draped behind her head, and on her long white legs were knee-high leather boots, which were really fashionable and hot!

Tang Seng couldn't help but stare blankly at the exquisite face and fiery red lips, which seemed to have infinite attraction.

Out of mind!

"Master? Master?" Drifting saw it just in time, and shouted in surprise.

He had never seen Master so gaffe, especially when facing a woman.

Aren't they all bowing their heads and drooping their eyes, chanting the Buddha's name?

"Oh, oh! Amitabha!"

Realizing his gaffe, Tang Seng quickly lowered his head, not daring to look any further.

But there are dozens of small claws scratching my heart, itching, very uncomfortable.

"Ow—!"

On the stage, with the blaring music, there was a sudden cry, which scared the audience into a fright.

I'm going to take a big hit!

What is this going to do?

Is it the wolf from the cold land?

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In Daughter Country City, Zhu Bajie, who was carrying a huge scorpion, was surrounded by a group of women, who refused to let him go.

"We've never seen such a big scorpion before!"

"Yeah, the most important thing is to stay on the iron rake honestly, it's really strange!"

"Hey, that pig, are you running around with a scorpion on your shoulders, aren't you afraid of hurting people? You do such a dangerous thing!"

"Come on, take a picture of me too, not the pig!"

Zhu Bajie: "!!!"

You want to take a picture of my old pig, that's my portrait right, I'm waiting to sue you!

However, after such a delay, Zhu Bajie realized that he was separated from the team!

Master is gone, so are Brother Hou and Brother Sha!

"Master! Brother Monkey? Where are you?"

After shouting for a long time, they still couldn't find them. Zhu Bajie rubbed his head and suddenly thought, wouldn't it be better to go to an Internet cafe to play games!

He soared into the air, the women were stunned for a moment, and suddenly realized that this Zhu Bajie is actually a fairy!

Fog grass!

He can fly?

Zhu Bajie: This is no nonsense!

The women couldn't help laughing, thinking you are the only one who can fly?

We are all cultivators!

At the same time, several women in light clothes and long skirts were also flying, but their speed was far behind Zhu Bajie.

In the blink of an eye, Zhu Bajie disappeared.

The women left angrily, but they all posted photos and videos of Scorpion Jing on Douyin.

Zhu Bajie, who came to the Internet cafe, put the nine-toothed rake aside, and shouted at the scorpion spirit: "Hey! Last time you beat my old pig and ran away after robbing my master. Let's play ten rounds with you!"

There were quite a few customers in the Internet cafe, and they were all surprised when they heard what he said.