Eunuchs who traveled through the Qing Dynasty

Xiao Ran didn't answer, but smiled and said: "You guys say, if you want to completely conquer a woman, what do you need to do?"

"Seduce her."

"Threatened her."

"Possess her."

"Get out!" Xiao Ran kicked Monk Hua away, and continued: "If you want to conquer a woman, you must first conquer her heart. Ruilin can do what I want, and the princess can do what I want. Hehe, even Ruilin is a piece of shit. It’s Monkey Sun, then Lao Tzu is Tathagata Buddha. I’d like to see how he flies out of my Five Fingers Mountain!”

Not to mention how Xiao Ran and others discussed it.It's just that Ruilin left Daqinggou, he was naked and didn't dare to walk on the main road, so he only walked along the small road for half a day.The sun was already setting, and I hadn't seen anyone yet. Not to mention thirsty and tired, my thighs started to hurt so badly.You want to.Riding on a saddle made of hard leather with such bare buttocks, bumping all the way down, a large area of ​​blood blisters were rubbed on the bottom of the two thighs, red and shiny, no wonder it didn't hurt.

Gritting his teeth, he scolded Xiao Ran, carefully rolled off his horse, and found a piece of grass to rest his feet.He didn't dare to sit, so he could only crawl.The horse was grazing leisurely by itself.Suddenly, there was a whistling sound from somewhere far away, the horse listened, and suddenly became energetic, raised its neck and neighed to run.Rui Lin screamed in fright and got up, ignoring the pain in his buttocks, he grabbed the horse's tail and pulled it vigorously in desperation.If you don't be wary of the horse raising its hind hoof, it will be a shadowless kick, which makes him fly straight out like flying through the clouds.

It took a long time to struggle, and the horse ran away without a trace.Ruilin Qingzhi was tricked by Xiao Ran again, he looked at his body except for a woman's bellyband.There is no longer anything, I can't help but want to cry without tears.He limped, gritted his teeth and looked forward for a while, feeling dizzy and dizzy from hunger.It was spring, and although I encountered a few farmlands, the fields were full of green seedlings.The wild fruit has not yet grown, where can I find food?

Seeing that it was getting late, there was a puff of smoke from the mountain in front of Qiaoqiaoer.Rui Lin was so happy that he almost jumped up, this is exactly the way of heaven and earth!Immediately jumping and jumping over the top of the mountain, it was indeed a small village with about twenty or thirty families.Looking at his appearance, he didn't dare to go straight into the village, so he could only hide in the bushes.Waiting left and right, looking forward to it with great difficulty until it was dark, and sneaked into the village to find something to eat.

The night in the small mountain village was exceptionally quiet, with chickens and ducks resting.Occasionally there are two barks.Ruilin searched around the village on tiptoe. Most of the houses had men at home, so they didn't dare to go in. After searching for a long time, they finally found a quiet house in the west of the village.He climbed over the fence and went in, sniffing the smell all the way to the stove, and before he could make a move, he heard two whining sounds, and two black shadows sprang out one after the other.Looking at it from the shadow of the lamp, I was so frightened that my mother screamed, and my soul flew away.It turned out to be two strong dogs like calves!

Mountain dogs are by nature fierce in fighting wolves, they don't like to bark very much, they only know how to kill them.These two beasts were really rude, they hissed and bit like crazy, how could Ruilin resist?At first, he kicked and beat and yelled for help, but then he rolled to the ground, only able to cover his head and face, and kept screaming.At this moment, a woman came out with an oil lamp in one hand and a stick in the other, and shouted the two dogs away.Rui Lin groaned for a long time before getting up, the woman raised the oil lamp to shine it, and immediately shouted: "There are thieves!" She was hit by a sap stick, and then knocked down to the ground.

Ruilin's eyes were staring at the blow, and it took him a long time to recover, crying repeatedly: "Sister-in-law, please forgive me! I'm not a thief, I'm just passing by, and I was robbed by thieves. I managed to escape, and now I'm about to starve to death. Sister-in-law Please do me a favor, I will kill anyone who stutters anyway!"

At this time, he didn't care about his dignity, so he fell to his knees and kowtowed again and again.The woman held up the oil lamp to look at it again, and couldn't help laughing: "Who has ever seen a big man go out wearing a big red bellyband naked? Don't say that he was a thief. I think you probably stole from which house." The big girl and the little daughter-in-law were beaten out, right?"

Rui Lin hurriedly pointed his finger at the sky and the earth, swearing and swearing.The woman said angrily: "If you don't tell the truth, I'll let the dog go!" Ruilin was so anxious that he had no choice but to grit his teeth and say, "Yes, yes! Sister-in-law will do whatever she wants, as long as you give me a bite to eat, I'll be like a cow or a horse make it all!"

The woman pursed her lips for a moment of joy, and said: "What a handsome man, he has a lot of fluffy guts! Well, seeing that you are honest, let me pity you for a while. You go to the earth temple at the head of the village and wait. I'll bring you something to eat."

This woman was tall and fat, and she looked like a King Kong.This smile under the oil lamp is more coy than salty.Ruilin resisted the urge to vomit, fearing that she would deceive him, so where would he go?The woman said: "My man

Come, if you are not afraid, just stay here. Ruilin said helplessly, "Sister-in-law is here early!"Good people do their best to the end, if they can donate one or two more clothes, I will definitely thank you in the future! "

Leaving the woman's house, I went to the earth temple at the head of the village according to her instructions.Naked, afraid of being bumped into by others, he walked through the bushes and grass along the way, his body was scratched by branches, plus the bruises all over his body from being bitten by those two vicious dogs just now, it was excruciatingly painful.The arms, wrists, and calves were bloody from several bites, and they could only hold tears, tearing them into strips of cloth with their bellybands and wrapping them indiscriminately.Fortunately, the bellyband had already been torn into strips.It's easier to tear off.

The night in spring was still relatively cool, and Ruilin was shivering from the cold, so he found some grass to cover his body.It was the first time in his life that he suffered from this kind of crime, he could not help gnashing his teeth and cursing Xiao Ran fiercely, wishing he could immediately give birth to his father and move the army.The first one is to catch Xiao Ran.At that time, I will definitely not kill him, first eunuch him into a real eunuch, then strip him naked and throw him into the mountains to feed the wolves.

I don't know how long it took, I always felt that my body was going to be frozen, and then the woman came slowly.As soon as he entered the temple gate, he lowered his voice and said, "Mr. Jun, I'll bring you food! Hee hee, how can you repay me?"

In a hurry, Rui Lin got out of the weeds and said, "I will report it in the future. I will report it in the future!" He reached out to grab the food from her hand.Although the woman is fat, she has a dexterous body. She walked away and said with a smile: "There is land to eat, and clothes to wear, but there is no reason in this world to treat others for nothing? Tell me first, how can you repay it?"

Rui Lin shyly said: "My sister-in-law has also seen my current situation, and she is really powerless. But I have to get rid of this difficulty, gold, silver, and silk must be offered with both hands!"

The woman giggled and said: "What a glib mouth. If you don't want to make money for me, it's such a big cake! You slapped your ass and left after eating and drinking, but who did you ask me to go to? If you want to repay, don't Just choose what sounds good, but what is real is not sincere? Otherwise, I might as well feed this thing to the dogs. I can even wag my tail at my old lady."

Rui Lin was so angry that his eyeballs turned blue, and he thought that if he was unlucky, he would meet a village woman who was so tricky, and it would be nothing more than taking advantage of the fire to rob and adding trouble to others.When I turn around, I will definitely sell you to a kiln. I am afraid that you will not be able to get business if you are too ugly.But under the eaves, he had no choice but to swallow his anger and say: "Sister-in-law, don't blame me, look at me. Now I really have nothing..."

The woman said with a smile: "Hey, how can you say that there is no growth? That's why I saw that there are!"

Rui Lin was taken aback for a moment, and then flew into a rage: Good woman, even I dare to tease you!Deliberately go up and punch.But with injuries all over her body, plus she was tired and hungry, and the woman had a big waist, she was worried that she would not be able to handle her.Seeing his hesitation, the woman sneered and said, "A sneaky person knows how to be picky! It's your luck for eight lifetimes that my old lady is willing to back you up, bah, I don't know what's good!"

After saying that, he turned around and left, Rui Lin immediately panicked, and said in a loud voice: "Don't go, don't go! We have a discussion!"

The woman said: "This is a matter of your love and my wish, what are you talking about? You really can't find a man because of your old lady's looks?"

Ruilin's nose was almost crooked from anger, and he tried hard to think about it for a long time, thinking that at least he would get the food and clothing first.With strength, am I, the son of a general and the guard of Ouchi, afraid that I will not be able to deal with you, a stupid woman?Immediately said: "Don't blame me, I was confused for a while. My sister-in-law can do whatever she wants. It's just that I'm hungry, so I have to eat something first!"

The woman turned angry and laughed, and said: "Don't be in a hurry, you will be indispensable for a while. If you have the heart, why don't you call me to listen first?"

"Ah?" Rui Lin was taken aback, "Well, sister-in-law..."

"Who told you to call this?" The woman stretched out her thick arms to wrap Ruilin in her arms, and said with a smile: "You can't do it, my dear!"

A strong smell of garlic came along with the sound, and Ruilin's stomach was overwhelmed for a while, and he almost vomited out the gall.He was about to struggle, but was held tightly by the woman.After holding back a cup of tea for a full hour, I managed to choke out a sentence that was softer than a mosquito's voice: "Dear..."

The woman stretched out her hand and twisted his face, giggling and "smiling" and said: "My dear, the old lady's body is so weak after screaming! If you call me twenty times in a row, I'll give you the money." A big meat bun."

Reluctantly, Ruilin had no choice but to keep calling out one sentence at a time, and the woman complacently agreed with each sentence, and sweetly called him "Baby".Thinking about how handsome and handsome he was, he was reduced to being teased and humiliated by a stupid woman for a meat bun, his nose was sore for a while, and tears almost came down.After shouting, her voice became choked up, and the woman was trying to find out, and said rather unhappy: "Why, do you still feel wronged?"

Rui Lin yelled frantically: "Don't feel wronged, sweetheart... I'm willing, sweetheart!"

Before he finished speaking, he heard a low "Ah" from outside the temple, and then a person ran in staggeringly, shouting tremblingly: "Ruilin! Why are you here...you, what are you doing?! "

Looking at the past under the faint moonlight, Ruilin's eyes darkened, and he almost passed out on the spot.

Princess Ning Wei! ...

You, how did you get here?I, no, that..." Ruilin once tried to break free from the big fat woman's arms, but was hugged to death by him again, unable to struggle. The woman said angrily, "Where did you come from, you stinky girl?" Do you want to grab a lover from your old lady? "

The light in the temple is very dark, and it was so dark that I couldn't see clearly.But at this moment, someone was lighting a torch behind him, and looking through the light, he discovered that Rui Lin was in another woman's arms.She had never seen such a scene before, she was so angry that her hands and feet were cold, she coughed repeatedly, and couldn't say a word.Rui Lin hurriedly said: "Don't listen to her nonsense, I'm not, I..." Hastily stopped talking.It's really hard to explain this kind of thing, if it is said that the dignified Efu sold his appearance for a steamed stuffed bun, wouldn't it be the same embarrassment?

Behind Ning Wei, it was Xiao Ran Shi Shiran who walked in, and said in surprise: "Ah, it turned out to be Rui's forehead, what a coincidence! I will accompany the princess to take a walk in this moon place, so it will be a while." I can meet you every time, haha, it seems that there is no meeting in life! Well, why did you do this kind of thing behind the princess's back, and even took off your clothes, this, I'm afraid it's disgraceful!"

Rui Lin roared angrily: "Xiao Ran, you, you bastard, you are plotting against me! When did you give me clothes to wear?"

Xiao Ran straightened his face, and said: "Red mouth and white teeth, I have to explain clearly. I sent you out of the camp, didn't I help you change your clothes? Then what is this?" He pointed at the ground while talking.The clothes brought by the woman were scattered there, Rui Lin shouted anxiously: "Wei'er, don't listen to him, these clothes are brought by this woman..."

The woman smiled and said, "Honey, how can my widow have men's clothes? Didn't you just take them off?"

Ning Wei trembled all over, pointed at Rui Lin and said, "Hi, hello..." Rui Lin almost vomited blood, even with his mouth covered all over, he couldn't speak clearly.Xiao Ran laughed at the side and said: "It's not uncommon for a man to marry three wives and four concubines. I just don't know why Rui Efu likes this tune. Widows are also included, it's really admirable."

Rui Lin was so full of mouth that he couldn't speak clearly at this moment, and he just shouted: "Princess, they are all in the same group! I was deceived by them, don't believe it!"

Ning Wei wouldn't believe that Ruilin would do something random with such a stupid woman, she could guess with her intelligence that there must be something in her hands.But anyway, being naked in the arms of others.He shouted heartily one by one, how could a big man who is also his future son-in-law have no backbone at all, but willing himself to be depraved?Tears flowed down at the thought of this, and he paused and said, "What do you want me to believe? Ruilin, I didn't expect you to be like this, I, I'm really blind!"

Ruilin didn't know what was going on in her heart, and thought she really believed that she had an affair with this shrew.Hearing this, I just felt that my heart suddenly became cold.Thinking back to the inhuman tortures I have suffered in the past few days, could it be for the sake of the princess, but in the end he said such a sentence, and for a while, he became angry like a son, and shouted indiscriminately: "You don't believe me, do you? Okay, okay You and this fake eunuch are not clear, I, what did I say about you?"

"What?!" Ning Wei trembled violently, she could hardly believe her ears, "You, say it again!"

As soon as Rui Lin said that, he immediately regretted it.Just as he was about to take it back, Xiao Ran almost burst into joy in his heart.He didn't allow him to explain, and quickly grabbed the conversation and said: "Rui Efu, I have to say you, because you are so narrow-minded! I have never had the slightest thought of the princess. We are innocent and pure. It's just chatting and taking a walk. How could you think of such embarrassing things? If you want to talk about me, I will bear it, but can you spoil people like princesses and fairies casually? Dare to say, I must fight with you!"

Ning Wei provoked him, how could the princess hold back her temper?Pointing at Ruilin, he tremblingly said: "I did all this for you, I never thought that your heart would be so dirty! You, are you still a man?"

Rui Lin and Ning Wei have known each other for a long time, and they have always treated each other with respect, and they never spoke with a more serious tone.Now, for the first time ever, the topic has actually risen to the issue of gender. Ruilin is full of anger, thinking that I have suffered this foreign crime, not for you, but for whom?Feeling wronged and discouraged, he sneered and said, "Yes, I'm dirty! How can I be as clean as this fake eunuch? You don't have to regret it, who forced you to come?"

The fat woman laughed and said, "Honey, you just said you were wearing a cuckold, haha, so she is your wife! Don't be discouraged, if you want to live a decent life, you have to dye your head green! I love you!" Leaning close to the plump, fleshy mouth, he kissed Ruilin's face with a wave.Xiao Ran suppressed a smile, and said in a pretentious manner: "Oh, how could this be so! Shameless and immoral!"

The fire was burned out, and it was extinguished in a flash.The woman's earth-shattering kiss formed a permanent freeze in Ning Wei's eyes.Heartbroken for a moment, he stomped his feet, covered his face, turned around and ran away.Rui Lin yelled at the princess, Xiao Ran hurriedly said: "Don't be sad, you go on, leave your wife to me to comfort you." He chased out of the temple gate with a lewd smile.

At this moment, Rui Lin wished he could bite the woman to death, but the woman's arms were like iron hoops, and she couldn't move.After a full incense stick of time, the woman let go of her arm, still dissatisfied, she touched his lower body heavily, and said with a smile: "You are so sweet, you have delicate skin and tender flesh, I really want to love you well." Just once! Don’t say I’m lying to you, seeing that you make me feel so comfortable, I’ll leave all the food and clothing to you!” Laughing and walking away.Rui Lin hurriedly put on his clothes, and chased out of the temple gate, Xiao Ran and Ning Wei had already gone far away, where could they find anyone?

For a moment, thousands of feelings came to my heart, and tears flowed down.After crying for a long while, he said fiercely: "Xiao Ran, if I don't kill you myself in this life, I, Ruilin, will not be a human being!" Enduring the grief, he picked up the dumpling that was thrown on the ground and ate it. ——I don’t know how many days it’s been, the stuffing is as hard as a stone, and the stuffing stinks.

Afraid of being tricked again, he didn't dare to stay in the temple, so he went to the hillside to find a big tree, climbed up and fell asleep.Early the next morning, I only felt pain in my waist and legs, and the place where I was bitten by the vicious dog yesterday was burning with pain.Qiang slipped down the tree next to each other, and walked for a whole day between the dense forest and looking southeast.Thirsty to drink stream water, hungry but only gritted his teeth to hold on.The next morning, Tianxing found it on the plank road, and there were very few merchants coming and going, so he took a donkey cart with great difficulty, and at around Choushi, he arrived at a county town.The word Lingyuan was written on the gate of the city. It turned out that he had gone in the wrong direction and arrived at Lingyuan County, which is adjacent to Jianchang.Rui Lin thought that was fine, Xiao Ran, the bastard, finally escaped from his grasp this time, right?

He didn't know that Xiao Ran's group of special forces tracked him down across mountains and mountains, and they were all experts.And at this time, Xiao Ran was hiding on the tower and looking at him and laughing.

Lin Jinde came to the city, already hungry, with his chest stuck to his back, even walking staggeringly. There are stalls selling steamed buns and chaotic sliced ​​noodles next to each other. All kinds of snacks are delicious.Those naughty little people who never look down on them in the weekdays are now eating with gusto.There is also a burst of fragrance from the roadside restaurant, which penetrates the nostrils, and hooks the gluttonous worms out of the stomach. It's a pity that he is penniless, so he can only look at it and sigh. .