Eunuchs who traveled through the Qing Dynasty

Looking left and right, hoping to find a kind owner, begging for a bun or something, but after turning around two or three times, he just looked at the disgusting diners, lowered his head and only cared about eating, to himself, a quasi-beggar Don't even look at it.After all, he was not used to begging, a high-skilled job, and he couldn't bear it anymore. He was so hungry that he was dizzy, and he couldn't get a bite to eat.

I was at a loss as to what to do, when I suddenly saw a man selling steamed buns on the corner of the street, throwing the drawer of steaming big steamed buns one by one into the stinky ditch.Ruilin was puzzled, and when he went up to inquire, it turned out that this man was a newcomer from Shandong, and he was doing business here the first day.The locals are also bullying. From early to now, they haven't sold a single bun all day. They gritted their teeth and stomped their feet angrily, and kept cursing: "Lingyuan County is so big, there is no one who knows my craft! Is it possible that my steamed stuffed bun is rotten and smelly? It’s just soup dumpling filled with feces and urine, and someone will always come to ask, but it’s not what cheating is! I’m your mother, and I will never come to this place to ask for business again!”

I have only heard of pies falling from the sky. Isn’t this the buns falling from the sky off-the-shelf?Ruilin couldn't hold back the ecstasy in his heart.Hastily stepped forward and said, "What a pity, what a pity! Such a big bun was thrown in the ditch for nothing!"

The man rolled his eyes at him, and said in an angry voice: "What a pity? No matter how good the buns are, there is only one buyer. Why, this young master knows how to buy my buns if you want to buy my buns?"

"No. No!" Rui Lin swallowed hard and said, "I see that your steamed stuffed buns can't be sold, it must be because the taste is not to people's liking. How about this, I'll help you taste a good one and analyze the reason , See if there is something wrong with it, and the business can be done better in the future, big brother."

The man squinted at Ruilin, and saw that his braids were messy.His face was covered with dust, his clothes were old and torn, and they were narrow and ill-fitting. They were stolen from nowhere, and he looked like a beggar.She curled her lips in disdain and said, "Day! I thought it was a customer, but it turned out that he wanted to come for free! Just ask for it, but who are you trying to fool?"

"This..." The lie was exposed, Rui Lin was ashamed, and said in a low voice: "To be honest, I was ransacked by thieves. I have no money and haven't eaten for three days! I hope that my brother will do me a favor and give me some rewards." Buns!"

It was the first time to beg for food, and I felt as if I had been slapped hard on both cheeks, burning hot.But the man didn't appreciate it, and said impatiently: "Fuck your mother! I get angry when I hear you, an idiot. A beggar is too messy, so I don't have anything to entertain me! No! Get out! I throw all the buns here. You can hear it even in the stinky ditch!"

At this moment, Rui Lin didn't care about being ashamed, and said anxiously: "Brother, sir! If you throw away your steamed stuffed bun, it will be for nothing. If you do me a favor, it doesn't matter if I give up any of them. Don't look at anything else, let's see that they are all foreigners. You're pitiful, pitiful!" Pulling the man's sleeve, he begged bitterly.

The man was anxious and shouted: "Don't ask for soap! This steamed stuffed bun is so rotten. If you don't see it, no one will buy it! There's a bunch of stuffed buns and steamed buns over there. Go beg for food from others, why are you just pestering me? "

Rui Lin accompanied him with a smile and said, "Brother is joking. Look at the steamed buns. The white skin is big, big and round. It's really good craftsmanship. How can others compare to it? It's a pity to just throw it away like this!"

Hearing these two compliments, the man sneered and said, "Why, are you really willing to eat it? Don't tell me I didn't tell you that this steamed stuffed bun is stuffed with excrement and urine, would you agree?"

"Ken! Ken!" Rui Lin exclaimed joyfully, thinking that he would be flattering if he would wear it for thousands of years, and he didn't wait for the man's order, so he went to grab the boss's steamed stuffed bun from the cage, ignoring the burning of his hands, desperately Stuff it into your mouth and bite off more than half of it in one bite.

Shandong steamed stuffed buns are big and full of stuffing, unlike Tianjin steamed stuffed buns, because there is no soup in the first place.But this man's craftsmanship is indeed different from others, the soup is full of water, he bites down, and splashes hot all over his face with a splash.Rui Lin was waiting to savor it, when he suddenly felt an indescribable stench coming from his forehead.I was feeling strange in my heart, but I heard the man laughing and said: "You stupid bird, I told you that it is a soup dumpling filled with excrement and urine, do you think it is fake? How is it, does it taste right?"

Ruilin only felt his head thump, the blood all over his body rushed to the top of his head in an instant, his temples throbbed wildly, his eyes turned black, but he couldn't say a word for a long while.He managed to concentrate and looked at the half-pull bun in his hand, the inside was black, black and yellow, dripping with juice.All of a sudden, my stomach was overwhelmed, and I bent over and vomited wildly, almost vomiting out all my internal organs.

When people heard that someone had eaten steamed buns stuffed with dung, the three layers inside and outside the three layers gathered around, mocking and contemptuously, pointing fingers.Ruilin wished he could find a crack in the ground and drill down to the eighteenth floor.

It is painful.Eagerly looking for the Shandong man who sells steamed stuffed buns, so you want to find someone?

He didn't know how he escaped from the crowd. At this moment, Rui Lin was in a trance, running around in a panic like a chicken without a head, and felt that someone was laughing at him wherever he went.At this time, there are all the mouse holes where you can hide. Somehow, you jumped into an abandoned ancestral hall, and your head fell into the grass, tears rolled out like a flood that opened the gate.

To him, this blow was like the world falling apart, and it took him a long time to recover from it.With such a despicable and vicious idea, who else could have thought of such a despicable and vicious idea except that fake eunuch Xiao Ran?For a moment, he wished he could swallow him alive.Thinking about how many times I have suffered such humiliation, I simply don't treat others as human beings, I just feel ashamed to live in this world, it would be better to be hanged by a rope, but it would be clean.

This abandoned ancestral hall is actually a nest of beggars. After crying for a long time, I realized that there are many beggars around.A gray-haired old man said: "Did I not get anything, or was bitten by a vicious dog? Don't be sad, it's like this to be a beggar. You don't care about how others treat you. There is a saying that it is better to live than to die. As long as you save your life, one day you can make a fortune if you fail! Whoever bullied you at that time, it will not be too late to find him!"

Tears welled up in Rui Lin's eyes when he said these words, and he said in his heart that people are so sophisticated, he never thought that this old beggar would come to comfort me today, a future son-in-law!Xiao Ran, this little bastard bastard, when I turned around, I vowed to kill all of your good and bad family, and sell all the women to brothels to become prostitutes!

After cursing severely, I felt hungry again.Originally there was no food in my stomach, but I vomited hard just now, and my stomach felt like it was on fire.Old Huazi said again: "Don't worry if you can't find anything to eat. You are lucky to come here today. Mr. Liu Dashan will come to give alms after a while. It is serious to mix two more steamed buns."

After hearing this, Rui Lin seemed to grab a life-saving straw, both eyes shone brightly, and said to himself: There is no unparalleled road in the sky!The beggars around were not happy, and shouted at the beggar one after another: "You old fool, you are not enough for your own people, but you want to help outsiders!"

Ruilin could only make amends one by one with a smile, not daring to say more.But seeing the Huazi began to take off their clothes one after another, one by one naked, feeling puzzled, dragged the old Huazi, and said carefully: "What are they doing?"

Old Huazi whispered: "Although Liu Dashan has a kind heart, he has a weird temper. Every time he gives alms, he only looks at the poor. The poorer he is, the poorer he can't fit his pants, he will give you two steamed buns." At the same time, he also took off his clothes and said: "If we go again like this, once Mr. Liu Dashan takes pity on us, he will be able to earn more than others."

Ruilin thinks about it, and it is true.It’s a bit shameful to say that this naked person is a bit shameful, but first, thinking about it, it’s a rule, and there are so many beggars who are naked, so I don’t feel ashamed; Can't care less.After hesitating for a moment, I said in my heart that survival is the most important thing!In a hurry, he stripped off his clothes.The beggars around immediately started clamoring, shouting: "I don't die, you fucking go to help outsiders again!"

The old man said repeatedly, "They are all ordinary beggars, what are you afraid of? Look at his skin and tender flesh, he must have just entered the industry not long ago, so he is so pitiful." After hearing this, Rui Lin seemed to be grateful for something. Yes, I wish I could give my body to each other.

The old man said again: "This Liu Dashan is a good person, and he likes to be called a good person. After a while, you just need to call 'Liu Dashan'. The louder the voice, the happier he is. See you too You're a smart person, don't you need me to teach you?"

Rui Lin said gratefully: "Thank you, old man, for your advice. When I look forward to my fortune, I would rather die than forget your old kindness, and I would rather die for you!"

At this moment, all the beggars were naked, waiting for Mr. Liu Dashan to come and give them food, Rui Lin was even more eager to try, his hands and feet were already weak from hunger, but when he thought of the white and fluffy steamed buns, his whole body was filled with infinite strength.After a while, as expected, someone shouted outside: "Master Liu is here!" All the flowers seemed to have got a signal, and rushed towards the door in a swarm.At this time, Rui Lin was like Zhang Fei possessed, Lu Bu was reborn, pushed left and right to block the other beggars behind, and took the lead to kill and go out.

Sure enough, there was a big group of people coming towards them. The men and women were very lively, and they were carrying baskets and throwing steamed buns into the crowd on both sides.Ruilin's blood boiled all over his body, and he rushed forward desperately, squeezed into the crowd and shouted: "Liu Dashan is pitiful! I haven't eaten for three days, give me a steamed bun! Liu Dashan..."

Before the words fell, the crowd could only think of a woman's scream, followed by a man's roar: "In broad daylight, where did such a shameless beast, a bold adulterer, dare to play hooligans in public? Beating him is motherfucker! Take him to the officer..."

Ruilin was taken aback, and quickly turned his head to look behind him, only to see that none of the beggars from the ancestral hall had come out, only himself was naked in the huge crowd, and suddenly he felt his eyes darkened, and he fell headlong to the ground.

It was obvious that people were playing with them again, seeing a large group of vicious people surrounded Guo Zhongshengzhi, rolled on the ground, picked up the dust and wiped it on his face, shouting: "I am Qi Tianda!" The holy Monkey King is reincarnated and descended to the earth! Sweep away all demons and goblins, and wipe out all kinds of hair gods! Anyone who dares to stop me will kill your whole family!"

The crowd dispersed one after another, and they all said: "Bad luck, bad luck! It turned out to be a lunatic!" A voice came from outside the crowd: "This guy is pretending to be crazy and stupid! Didn't he shout loudly just now for asking for steamed buns? Don't believe him, beat him up hard!" Come back, see if he begs for mercy or not!"

As soon as the words were spoken, everyone suddenly came to their senses, fists and kicks rained like raindrops, and one Buddha was born in Ruilin, and two Buddhas passed into nirvana, begging for mercy incessantly.Unexpectedly, the more they begged for mercy, the angrier the crowd became, and they all shouted: "This guy is treacherous, he almost slipped by him, how can he forgive me! Beat him to death!"

Ruilin saw that it was not a head, if he continued to beat like this, his life would be ruined.This guy was really pushed too hard, and he burst out of strength from nowhere, he jumped up, tried his best to get rid of everyone, using both hands and feet, he rushed out of the crotch between countless legs, rolling and crawling. , like a mad mouse.

Everyone was willing to let it go and chased after him one after another.Since Ruilin was born, he has never been able to run so fast like today, his whole body's potential has exploded, as if flying through the clouds, and it is estimated that with a pair of wings, there is basically no problem in taking off.A large group of people watched him run like lightning in an instant without a trace, and no one could catch up, they were all shocked.

But it said Ruilin.Turning into an alley in a hurry, I happened to meet a toilet.There is nowhere to avoid the naked ones, and they dive into the latrine, thinking that they have to wait until dark to come out to hang out. Although the "atmosphere" here is really strong, it is finally safer.

Brushing his heaving chest.It took a long time to calm down a little, and secretly called a fluke!Looking around, I almost cried out with joy, it turned out that someone built a cloth shirt on the wall of the latrine, I think that idiot left it here when he relieved himself, what an eye opener!In ecstasy, he went forward to grab the cloth shirt, suddenly felt light under his feet.He fell into the cesspool with a plop, and the sticky dung soup reached his chest, and he was about to pour his neck.

Only then did I see that the squatting board was removed by someone who killed it, and there was a thin straw mat on it, which was clearly a trap!Ruilin didn't dare to call for help again, he gritted his teeth, pinched his nose and fluttered for a long time, finally crawled out of the cesspit, his body was wet and sticky, not to mention disgusting.At this time, there were no more tears to cry.Regardless of the day and night, he pushed open the toilet door and ran out, rushing to the ditch all the way out of the city.When people on the road saw him, they covered their mouths and noses in amazement, trying to avoid him.

The ditch is out of town.It merged into a small river.At that time, around dusk, the eldest daughter and the younger daughter-in-law were washing clothes by the river.In the setting sun far away, I just saw a figure galloping towards me, I couldn't help being curious, and got up one after another to watch.I didn't see it clearly until I got closer, but it was a young man, naked with only a cloth shirt on, and he didn't know how to hide his shame.With a stinky smell, it plunged into the river with a plop.For a moment, there was only screaming on the shore, the timid ran away, and the bold picked up the stones and clods.Cursing at one end, throwing the other end over.

Ruilin rinsed himself in the water, but he didn't have time to wash himself off, so he covered his head and face and climbed ashore.The water in spring was icy cold, and I was already shivering, but I didn't know where to find a fire.Suddenly, a few guys dressed as domestic servants came over like the wind with sticks and ropes, and the leader shouted: "He is the one who humiliated our master, don't go!"

Rui Lin's soul was scattered, when he was in a hurry to escape, how could he have any strength left?I just felt that my legs were weak, and I collapsed on the ground and couldn't move.The servants swarmed up, dragging and grabbing, one step at a time, they drove all the way into the city from outside the city, and dragged them to a mansion.Behind the shadow wall in the yard, a short and fat old man was throwing things furiously. When he saw Ruilin, his triangular eyes almost burst into flames, and he shouted: "Well, you bastard, how dare you talk to your family?" Mr. Liu did the right thing, damn it, Tai Sui is breaking ground! Is the work tired and crooked?"

It is said that killing people is nothing more than nodding their heads to the ground, even if they collide once, they will still be hit, what else do you want?Rui Lin was angry and frightened, knelt down trembling, and shouted: "Great Liu, please forgive me! How dare you offend the master, you are a famous benevolent person, at least you spared my life!"

If you don't say this, you can just say it. When he heard the words "great kindness", this old master Liu felt as if someone had been slapped in the face, his old face was flushed, his body was trembling, and he pointed Rui Lin said: "Okay, okay! You, you have the guts! Hit me, beat me to death!"

The servants swarmed up, greeting each other with fists, kicks and sticks.Rui Lin kept screaming, not knowing where he offended this "good man Liu".In less than a moment, the skin was already beaten to pieces, and he couldn't even scream "forgive me". Master Liu still didn't feel relieved, so he ordered his servants to tie him to a wooden stake, split his legs left and right, and use a ruler to hold him. With a big knife, Xue Liang gritted his teeth and said, "Damn it, you little thief dare to laugh at me, I'll kill you today!"

It turns out that the most detested word in Mr. Liu's life is the word "good".This guy made a fortune in his early years, ran wild in the countryside, bullied men and women, and did all kinds of evil.Once when he raped a young daughter-in-law, the woman was so violent that she cut the thing in his crotch with a pair of scissors.Because this guy has always been a hypocrite, doing evil on the one hand, but doing good and giving on the other, so people simply nicknamed him "Liu Da" the "Yellow" man.

This is the biggest taboo of Master Liu, where did Rui Lin know about this, he thought that a good man was a flattering word, and shouting it was a kind of hospitality, which directly hooked up this Master Liu's old and new grudges When he got up, he said that he was deliberately humiliating himself, his eyes were blue, he held the knife with one hand, and grabbed the thing in his crotch with the other, and swung the knife down with a swish.When Rui Lin was about to scream, he felt a chill in his lower body, followed by an indescribably severe pain, he let out a heart-piercing scream, and immediately passed out.

Blood spurted out like a fountain, splashing Master Liu all over.Throwing the knife, he spat fiercely, and said: "You bastard. This time we are both ordinary 'grey people', let's see if you dare to humiliate me!" He raised his hand and ordered the servant to stop the bleeding , The wound was randomly packed and carried to the county government.The county magistrate used to be acquainted with him, but after listening to the eloquent description, he only knew which family he was, a loafer.There was no trial in person, and he was sentenced to prison immediately. A heavy willow yoke weighing eight catties was nailed, and he was thrown directly into the prison.

This series of methods are of course Xiao Ran's detrimental moves.So far, the bad breath in my heart has just begun to come out.Brothers

Lin is not good at tossing. I heard that this guy was jailed, and he has less than half his life left.quick.It took two or three days before Xiao Ran told Ning Wei the news of Rui Lin's arrest. Of course, other words were used to cover up the past.Ning Wei became anxious when she heard this, and regardless of her seriously ill body, she insisted on asking Xiao Ran to take her to the county government to save people.

Xiao Ran had already made a plan in his heart, and he agreed wholeheartedly.When he arrived at the county government office, he showed his waist card. The county magistrate heard it and went half crazy.You must know that Lingyuan County is a small county, and it has been since he took office.I have never seen a central-level cadre like the deputy chief executive Ouchi come out to greet him immediately.Xiao Ran ignored him and took Ning Wei to the jail.

As soon as I entered the gloomy and dark prison cell, I heard a half-dead voice inside shouting: "My father... is the general soldier of Shanhaiguan, and I am the consort of... the court. You bastards, let me go... ..."

Inside, two jailers are drinking.One yelled: "Stop arguing! Damn it, you're not suspect after arguing for three or four days? Your mother is a son-in-law, and I'm still an uncle!"

Another laughed and said, "What are you doing with him? A lunatic, let him fend for himself, drink and drink!"

After hearing this, Ning Wei was angry and anxious, and her heart was broken for a moment, if she hadn't supported Xiao Ran.Almost fell over.Xiao Ran ordered someone to drink the jailer out, and after seeing that there was no one around, he helped Ning Wei over.Looking through the wooden fence, I saw that the former Mr. Pian Pian is now sitting on the grass with disheveled hair.There was excrement and urine all over the place, and I didn't think it was dirty. I stared straight at the ground and hummed repeatedly: "I am the king's son-in-law..."

Any normal person, after going through all this trouble, is not crazy but not far from it.To say that Ruilin held his breath a few days ago, thinking only of being able to stand up and take revenge, but now all his fighting spirit has been destroyed, he has completely collapsed, and his whole person is neither human nor ghost.Seeing his appearance, Ning Wei felt like a knife was twisting in her heart, and choked up: "Ruilin..." Then she couldn't speak anymore.

After hearing this sentence, Rui Lin was stunned. For a long time, his body was shaken violently, he raised his head, his eyes glowed, and there was a hooting sound in his throat. Zha repeatedly shouted: "Princess, princess! Is it you? You, have you come to save me? Hurry up, get me out of here! I can't stay in this damn place any longer!"

Xiao Ran pretended to be surprised at the side and said: "Hey, Rui Efu, it's really you! Oh, why did you end up in such a situation? Who made you look like this? Tell me, and I will definitely help you out." This bad breath!"