Rebirth of the Entertainment Master

Many people were laughing and laughing, wiping away their tears.

On the stage, Zhao Banshan began to get close to Bi Tingjian.

"We are fellow villagers, aren't you from Dalian? Where do you live in Dalian?"

"I live in Laobie Bay, Dalian."

"Oh, there are relatives. The child's grandfather lives there, and his surname is Bi."

Zhao Banshan's forced kiss made everyone laugh again.

Looking at the smile on Bi Tingjian's face, Zhao Banshan said, "Look, this smile looks more like the photo of your grandfather before he left."

When Bi Tingjian heard this, his expression immediately turned serious.

Xiaoqing made up his sword again and said: "Grandpa, look quickly, it looks better without smiling."

"Pfft."

"Hahaha"

"This relative's trick is too outrageous."

"It's like a photo of someone before they left, hehe, who can bear such words."

But what they don't know is that the real climax is coming.

On the stage, Zhao Banshan gave Xiao Yunhai a wink, Xiao Yunhai also gave him a understanding expression, and the two began to order.

Zhao Banshan said: "Four Australian abalones."

Without even thinking about it, Xiao Yunhai said politely: "I'm sorry, no."

Even though they already knew this would be the result, everyone still couldn't help laughing, and the scene also started booing.

Zhao Banshan was not affected at all, and continued, "A lobster that weighs four catties."

Xiao Yunhai said: "I'm sorry, it's not that big."

Zhao Banshan was taken aback for a moment, and asked with some guilt: "Is... how big is it?"

Xiao Yunhai was also a little dumbfounded, and tentatively said: "Is there... more than a catty?"

Zhao Banshan asked: "Are there any more than one catty?"

Xiao Yunhai uttered the most classic rhetorical question, "Yes... or not!"

"Hahaha."

"God, I'm going crazy."

"That's an amazing question."

"Yunhuang and Xiaopinwang really have a tacit understanding."

"Could it be that he's about to reveal his secrets?"

The audience was already laughing wildly at this time, with applause and cheers everywhere.

At home, Xiao Yunhai's family couldn't laugh anymore.

"Yunhai is so funny, my stomach is about to burst from laughing." Xiao Yuanyang said while laughing, pointing to the TV.

"I'm convinced, I'm convinced, I didn't expect that when I shed tears, I was still laughed and cried. Yunhai is so talented. Hahaha." Xiao Zhenbang wiped his tears and laughed wildly.

Others are not much better, especially the performers on stage are still their own family members, which is even more unbearable.

Xiao Yunling's stomach hurts from laughing already.

On the stage, Zhao Banshan patted his trouser pocket calmly and said, "Let me tell you, this is your store, don't you know? We are not short of money."

Xiao Yunhai immediately showed a suddenly realized expression, and said, "That's not it."

"Haha."

The audience was amused by Xiao Yunhai's nonsense with his eyes open.

Zhao Banshan pretended to be angry and said: "It's not that your hotel doesn't want anything? What is this for? Get your boss here."

Xiao Yunhai seemed to have slipped his tongue, without thinking about it, he replied: "No."

"Pfft."

"Hahaha."

"This answer is too powerful."

"I don't even have a boss, what an international joke."

The whole scene has turned into a sea of ​​joy, and the atmosphere has reached its peak.

It wasn’t until Bi Tingjian said that he wanted folk meals that Zhao Banshan relaxed, and said confidently: “Then let’s come to the folk ones. How about it, kid, let’s have a little pheasant and mushrooms.”

Without even thinking about it, Xiao Yunhai replied, "No."

Zhao Banshan was obviously stunned for a moment, rubbed his nose, and said softly: "You can have this."

Xiao Yunhai pursed his lips, and said, "There really isn't one."

"boom."

The entire scene was completely detonated by this divine reply, and even the most humorous people couldn't help laughing.Some audience members with low laughs even slapped their thighs.

Host Xu Jun squatted directly on the ground, clutching his stomach, tears streaming down his face from laughter.

Chapter 938 Not Short of Money ([-])

Surprisingly, Xiao Yunhai's reply not only amused the audience, but even Zhao Banshan and Bi Tingjian on the stage couldn't stop laughing, obviously a little laughing.

If this is normal, it should be regarded as a performance accident.But in this environment, no one felt awkward.

"I laughed to death, I really can't stand it."

"Oh my god, this is the best skit I've ever seen in my life."

"I'm going, my stomach hurts from laughing."

"This work can only be written by Emperor Yun."