Rebirth of the Entertainment Master

Xiao Yunhai was taken aback for a moment, and asked in confusion: "Then why are you so impatient?"

"Hahaha." The audience laughed again.

Zhao Banshan said: "I mean order the most expensive ones."

Xiao Yunhai said: "One to twenty thousand."

Zhao Banshan pursed his lips, and said: "Well, do you have such a situation, you have finished eating today, and you will pay the bill tomorrow."

Xiao Yunhai's eyes changed when he looked at him, and he said, "You're getting an IOU?"

"Pfft."

"Hahaha."

"That's too blunt."

Zhao Banshan quickly explained: "No, it's not an IOU. If you have money, you don't need money."

After finishing speaking, he handed him 100 yuan from his pocket, pretending to be rich, and said, "Here, tip."

Xiao Yunhai's complexion was like a chameleon, a smile immediately crept onto his face, and he said with an extremely cheap expression and tone, "Oh my god, you are so bright, sir, you are so handsome."

"Hahaha."

The audience couldn't help laughing again.

Zhao Banshan smiled, and said: "Let me tell you, this is not for nothing. When the guests come later, you must give me enough face. When I come to order, you will help me order."

"What are you doing?"

"Give me face, but can't make me spend too much. It's just... I want to order expensive dishes."

Xiao Yunhai hurriedly said: "I'll just say no."

"That's right!" The two clapped their hands together, Zhao Banshan was overjoyed, and gave Xiao Yunhai another 30 yuan tip.

Xiao Yunhai's smiling eyes almost narrowed, he put away the money, and said, "Master, I'll explain it to you, so don't worry."

Chapter 937 Not Short of Money ([-])

Seeing the two fooling around like this, everyone's interest was immediately aroused.

At this time, Xiaoqing suddenly said: "Grandpa, I'm a little hungry."

Upon hearing this, Zhao Banshan asked, "Are you hungry? Have a bowl of noodles."

Xiao Yunhai said: "78 a bowl."

"What kind of noodles, so expensive?"

"Scottish pasta."

"Is your brine expensive?"

"I don't want money."

"Then you bring me a bowl of brine, and taste the saltiness first."

Hearing the conversation between the two, everyone laughed.

"Damn it, Zhao Banshan is cheaper than Emperor Yun. That's fine."

"Niu, it's simply a reply from God."

"Looking at Yunhuang's stupid expression, I really laughed to death."

The performance of the two won numerous applause from the scene.

"Old man, I want to say that noodles don't cost money and you still want noodles!" On the stage, Xiao Yunhai showed a trace of disdain on his face, and left the stage.

In the monitoring room, from Zhao Wuyan down, there was joy.

Their publicity strategy is not wrong. The cooperation between Xiao Yunhai and Zhao Banshan has attracted the attention of all Chinese audiences, and the ratings have risen by 1% in just one minute, reaching 20.00%. It is still on the rise, and the highest ratings have surpassed last year.

Zhao Wuyan was completely relieved now, 20.00% six is ​​equivalent to a quarter of the country's audience watching the show, he would not believe that the other two TV stations could surpass him at this moment

Indeed, although the next program on NNC and NBC was the singing of Ishtar, Dong Piaopiao and Ningxia's three peerless beauties, the ratings plummeted to the lowest point.

In the monitoring room of NNC, Tang Kewang watched the sketch of Xiao Yunhai and Zhao Banshan on TV with a solemn expression, without any smile on his face.The reason why he switched the TV to CCTV was because he wanted to see what kind of means the other party had used to defeat him.

After discovering that Xiao Yunhai played such a role regardless of his personal image, everything became clear.

If it was him who changed, he would definitely want to see Xiao Yunhai's sketch, it was so different.

On the stage, the skits are getting better,

"Oh my god, Teacher Bi is here." Xiao Yunhai shouted.

Zhao Banshan came over, pushed Xiao Yunhai aside, and said: "Don't shout, this is the guest I want to invite."

Zhao Banshan shook hands with Mr. Bi and introduced himself.

Bi Tingjian said: "Brother, I'm looking for your son."

Zhao Banshan said: "He's waiting for you in the village. The layout of the village is very grand, and the secretary of the township is standing in line waiting for you. Build a hall and get you a big photo in the middle, surrounded by flowers. !"

"Pfft."

"Hahaha."

"Is this a welcome ceremony? It sounds like a farewell ceremony to me."

"Emperor Yun is so talented, the welcome ceremony can be turned into a funeral, Niu."

"Teacher Bi's expression is about to cry."

Bi Tingjian hurriedly asked: "Brother, what color are those flowers?"

Zhao Banshan said: "There are white ones and yellow ones! They are so beautiful, and the common people are crying while waiting there with their pens in their hands."

When Bi Tingjian heard this, the smile froze on his face.

"Oh, I'm going, this is the welcome ceremony? God, I'm going crazy."

"My stomach, I can't stop laughing. This is the rhythm that wants to kill me."

"This skit is so funny. Every sentence is a joke. It's definitely the funniest skit I've ever heard."